Big Bird Phoenix ☦️

Distributist. Interested in philosophy and meta critiques. Butlerian Jihad appreciator. Myer's Briggs says I like to argue. I try to chat in good faith and assume the same from you until proven otherwise. Love, laugh, grill. Jesus Christ is Lord. Matthew 28:19-20.

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2026-07-05 02:36:09 UTC

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do you not have pulled pork?

2025-01-24 22:17:29 UTC

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two nukes got us anime girls and giant robots... imagine what three could do! :wojak_psycho:

2025-01-24 22:14:36 UTC

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need

2025-01-24 22:14:14 UTC

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Sheeeeeeyit dude were gonna skip that one nawmsayin

2025-01-24 22:11:32 UTC

GPS apps should have a mode where they don't bitch about turning in to your own driveway. Like maybe assume that I know the route to and from the highway?

2025-01-24 22:09:28 UTC

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https://i.poastcdn.org/aa9d357e62642aecef73b2c182da8af969b12254d668262e7c0002f5e8222f15.mp4

2025-01-24 19:20:09 UTC

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This is fine.jpeg IRL

2025-01-24 19:11:23 UTC

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Extremely gay and retarded

2025-01-24 16:59:31 UTC

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Give em 4 years it's fine

2025-01-24 16:04:26 UTC

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incremental games are already a total trap for ADHD people. This is like my real life turned into someone else's entertainment. Rad.

2025-01-24 13:49:44 UTC

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That helped tremendously thank you friend.

2025-01-24 12:41:50 UTC

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2025-01-24 12:39:26 UTC

Head hurts. Body hurts. No fever. Do I ditch out on two important yuge meetings today because I'm possibly sick or do I superspreadmax?

2025-01-24 12:29:23 UTC

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Hell yeah

2025-01-24 03:28:23 UTC

I think I got norovirus. I wish I'd taken the jab

2025-01-24 03:18:57 UTC

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Now he's punished Trump, good goy wrecking ball and destroyer of libs.

2025-01-24 03:16:43 UTC

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ELON MUSK LOOKED DISGUSTING--NIPPLES PROTRUDING--IN HIS GREEN SHIRT ON XITTER. VERY VERY DISRESPECTFUL

2025-01-24 03:15:34 UTC

That's some pilpul there, Jamie.
>While strongly backing these initiatives at JPMorgan, Dimon takes issue with labels, such as “DEI” and “ESG,” arguing that these monikers oversimplify complex issues, making them appear as “binary” choices.
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2025-01-24 02:12:33 UTC

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Shoot at this price even if half of them break after one wear it's still a good deal.
>Dollar tree corset
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2025-01-24 02:03:00 UTC

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>Namaste? More like "nah, can't stay!" H-1-buh-bye!

2025-01-24 02:00:14 UTC

I want to be corset for the whfe but am nervous to shop on temu again lest they start recommending degenerate sex equipment. Should I go ali express or Amazon or eBay or something else,

2025-01-24 01:58:16 UTC

Part of project 2025 requirements is dad jokes are to be made when doing something rad like deporting illegals.
>adios, muchahos! *throws over boarder*

2025-01-24 00:53:50 UTC

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>when your fingers pop out of small bowling ball holes.
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2025-01-24 00:38:39 UTC

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We could do the same thing to California and easily fix it

2025-01-23 23:39:00 UTC

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Mama mia how could you, an anglo, handle talking with your hands so much?

2025-01-23 23:37:13 UTC

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Based
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2025-01-23 23:36:02 UTC

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>borse
is that Italiano for bussy? 🤌🏻

2025-01-23 18:47:45 UTC

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Relevant
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2025-01-23 16:57:43 UTC

We have the recipes. We invented the internet they're shared on, folks!
#nevent1q…g20d

2025-01-23 13:41:51 UTC

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Back in the day, they used to loosely wrap stamps around a weiner to see check if a guy's ED was physical or psychological. The stamps would come apart from night boners. I don't think I want to know what sort of measuring device they use for this.

2025-01-20 04:54:42 UTC

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>them offing themselves is probably the most likely outcome for the majority of them.
Unfortunately true. I am realistic about it, but that doesn't mean God can't or won't help the impossible happen. I pray it's a fad that dies sooner than later.

2025-01-20 04:41:35 UTC

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If you don't see it and its representation as repugnant evil, you're not going to do anything to change it. As a dude, I never want to see or hear about them again. As a Christian, I don't want trannies to off themselves— I want them to repent and become hyper anti-trans activists who turn the tables against the transgender industrial complex and enablers. Accepting these people for their unrepentant abominable choices is not an option anywhere on the list.

2025-01-17 02:01:38 UTC

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>We don't need this anymore since we have a billion+ surveillance systems all over the country, including wiretaps that people choose to carry everywhere.

2025-01-16 16:38:28 UTC

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It really is a sight to behold. I have noticed my normie friends do not buy it, which is good. I unfortunately stand by my belief that anyone who does "content" without directly receiving money from fans (patreon and its equivalents, superchats, subscription a la substack, etc) has an agenda that doesn't line up with ours and usually doesn't line up with their fans. Shills gonna shill.

2025-01-16 15:45:31 UTC

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Ten percent was last month. We're looking at 15% this month, capiche? 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

2024-09-05 18:03:49 UTC

Skibidi fiber

2024-09-05 18:03:31 UTC

Today I was reminded why I don't usually eat fiber.

2024-09-04 23:18:40 UTC

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it's not Microsoft Sam unless that was updated quite a lot. This one sounds like a very intense baritone.

2024-09-04 23:12:50 UTC

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:yakub:

2024-09-04 23:12:28 UTC

What's the male TTS voice that is used to overdub misc short clips for making brain rot montages?

2024-09-04 19:40:10 UTC

Racist Bigotry Won Again
#note1y37…a5e0
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2024-09-04 12:05:16 UTC

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2024-09-04 11:58:32 UTC

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I can think of a few
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2024-09-04 11:26:05 UTC

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>circle of Spider-Mans pointing at each other but it's Luke 18:9-14

2024-09-04 06:10:20 UTC

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So true king

2024-09-04 06:10:03 UTC

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Snuggling operation. hiding in plain sight

2024-09-04 06:08:55 UTC

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>I have transcended the need for a neck and have fused my head directly to my shoulders.

2024-09-04 06:03:56 UTC

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Dude looks like a minion

2024-09-04 05:55:29 UTC

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YERROW DAWN

2024-09-04 00:56:13 UTC

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That's what we do but idk if that's proper

2024-09-03 03:12:58 UTC

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That Philistinussy had him acting strange

2024-09-03 01:35:33 UTC

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I don't think praying for the car you want the most is a bad prayer request. Be happy if God provides you even a different one.

2024-09-02 12:23:50 UTC

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GM börthar

2024-09-02 04:52:27 UTC

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Then being shitholes is a choice. Sucks though

2024-09-02 04:50:30 UTC

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Good job King 👑

2024-09-02 04:47:51 UTC

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hopefully that dude is like 6'10 with a short gf

2024-09-02 04:42:27 UTC

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The heart wants what the heart wants

2024-09-02 04:42:00 UTC

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Modern art sucks and everybody knows what that means. Baroque was peak aesthetics IMO.

2024-09-02 04:32:54 UTC

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>¼ pitbull
Your dog's a quadroon, but I see he's part lab. I guess that makes him a high yellow lab!
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2024-09-02 04:26:25 UTC

I can't overstate how awesome it was to be able to nerd out and just have fun without lingering concerns of whether or not someone was going to backstab you and try to ruin your life for all the jokes you made.
#note1zv7…xldn

2024-09-02 04:09:02 UTC

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Teepee not TP

2024-09-02 04:08:18 UTC

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>Oh you want to get your money do you? Sorry, goyim! Banks closed! :talkingmerchant:

2024-09-02 04:07:22 UTC

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Casino Americans are infinitely better than pajeets.

2024-09-01 03:05:01 UTC

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In The Airplane Over The Sneed
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2024-09-01 01:51:53 UTC

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Rangers are chill with me since I backpack and LNT + tend to pickup litter on the trail.

2024-08-31 22:47:36 UTC

So true
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2024-08-31 22:46:40 UTC

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explain? I thought park services were like the only good guys in government

2024-08-31 19:08:57 UTC

You have to eat this backwards to enjoy it properly, which means the crust is purgatory. Fitting for the blandest part of the pizza.
#note1qu3…rjhx

2024-08-31 11:18:38 UTC

GM
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2024-08-31 01:49:58 UTC

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get thick rimmed glasses and wear flannel

2024-08-30 20:51:20 UTC

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Aayyyoo I'm growin' here!

2024-08-30 20:48:27 UTC

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Just re-read this. 🤣

2024-08-30 18:13:42 UTC

🤌🏻 Thinking I might have spaghetti for dinner 🤌🏻
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2024-08-30 11:52:18 UTC

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About tree fiddy
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2024-08-30 11:25:24 UTC

GM
https://i.poastcdn.org/f45a75f759de5724defa5f1bd74c70a82cedc41376e1e772e72e41ed8a7a87da.jpg

2024-08-30 11:17:14 UTC

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Strawberry grown in the land down under, ofc

2024-08-30 02:46:01 UTC

@npub16pv…4kmz
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2024-08-30 02:43:11 UTC

:mind_blown_boar:
https://i.poastcdn.org/54007c6eeb0a3e217a6523137d0955104d37864c84e9c73b386ef2554ed7c115.mp4

2024-08-30 02:39:34 UTC

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Sarr, please.
Do not redeem.

2024-08-30 00:19:18 UTC

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Hadn't seen you in a while! Glad to see you back!

2024-08-30 00:18:07 UTC

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>Lutherans defending filioque
:whyMelt:

2024-08-29 18:39:16 UTC

What is a guy who regularly posts offers and promises to kill people and statements skirting the line towards incitement ["you won't do shit"] along with his obsession with interracial porn, still even doing here?
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2024-08-29 14:41:35 UTC

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Evidence has shown otherwise. I do hope you have a blessed day friend, and I will pray that God softens your heart.

2024-08-29 14:29:42 UTC

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Christ has promised us life everlasting. It is not too late to accept His priceless gift, no matter what the devil wants you to believe.

2024-08-29 14:19:32 UTC

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Christ conquered death. He did not long to suffer and die, but He knew it was His Father's will. I hope someday you understand self-sacrifice for others, as it is one of the highest virtues that shows love and builds civilization when done at a large scale.
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2024-08-29 14:05:01 UTC

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Anti-vaccination was, and still is, a granola horseshoe theory issue. COVID manufactured a lot of consensus, much of it false, and many of the granola parents on the left ignored the vax or lied. They still masked and were performative but unenthusiastically so. I know a few of these types on both ends.

2024-08-29 14:00:29 UTC

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St. Peter felt the same and accepted his crucifixion but requested to be and was crucified upside down. I don't actively seek it, because I'm not suicidal. If the choice is deny Christ or be put to death, I will choose to die rather than deny Him.

2024-08-29 13:47:34 UTC

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I am not worthy to die as He did, but if the choice is to deny Him or die as He did, I am ready.

2024-08-29 13:36:14 UTC

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Projecting
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2024-08-28 23:26:48 UTC

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But am I wrong though? I am asking you to do the forbidden and scroll up. It's not like I'm being hyper Catholic; I'm largely bashing Rome in all of this.

2024-08-28 23:16:22 UTC

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It's not worth quarreling over, but your opinion on the subject doesn't determine reality.

2024-08-28 23:05:25 UTC

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I edited my post because I forgot that Protestants cannot read anything related to Catholicism without having a thought terminating cliche.

2024-08-28 23:03:38 UTC

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Christ cannot lose. I am concerned for the souls of Christians who will turn away from a church they are promoting their destruction.

2024-08-28 22:42:40 UTC

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Gematria? Et tu, FourOh?

2024-08-28 22:23:01 UTC

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Every Catholic I know that actually attends mass, and I mean EVERY SINGLE ONE, looks forward to the day Francis is no longer Pope.

2024-08-28 11:50:10 UTC

I'm glad Albanians are working to clean up Twitter.
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2024-08-26 23:29:20 UTC

:chadbrain:
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2024-08-26 12:45:55 UTC

Medical loicens :whyMelt:
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2024-08-26 11:18:01 UTC

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Based and Butlerian pilled

2024-08-25 01:33:49 UTC

Number 25 is my favorite
#note10wf…3p67
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