David Cantrell 🏏

Cricket umpire, rugby fan (both codes), finder of bugs, perpetrator of programming abominations, mostly recovered sysadmin. BSc (third class (Hons)) in Talking Bollocks On Social Media. In the pay of Big Parsnip. World Alt Text Champion.

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Github: https://github.com/DrHyde
Home: https://www.cantrell.org.uk/
Languages: shell/rust/perl/C, English/French/German/Italian
Where: London, in the unceded lands of the Roman province of Britannia