Luke Sheldrick 🤖

Espresso (☕️/🍸) drinking internet plumber, consultant, company director, etc. Occasional volunteer and dog butler. Also available via #Fax 📠 UK: 02039585301 / #EPVPN: 2606 And #hamradio M7IZK

Links Page: https://an0key.uk
Luke Page: https://luke.sheldrick.co.uk

Public Key

npub1w890q3z0eqe03yf6044uqleuv5l2uflwq88zj7aut5n98d08fgjs24cnl2

NIP-05 Address

an0key_at_chaos.social@momostr.pink

Profile Code

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saltivka.org

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

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2026-08-30 18:11:50 UTC

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maybe a lil red with the main 🍷 sounds wonderful!

2026-08-30 17:59:59 UTC

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jealous much!
Yes, yes that is the right answer. Enjoy!

2026-07-19 18:25:36 UTC

“If you leave a tent behind, I will personally find you” (from the event organisers)
This should be the standard for all events not just #emfcamp

2026-07-19 14:58:21 UTC

We think they’ve fixed the broken 🤖 it can eat/drink again, and not not feel like absolute death/self district. ✅
Being discharged from a two day A&E stint I’m being discharged by first putting me to a ward. Fun! 🤯
We still doesn’t really know what caused it but have a few things to watch for. Very unlikely the previous fall. That was really really unfun and v scary. Couldn’t have happened at a worst time too.
Once again, NHS Heros, saved the day 🙏

2026-06-29 18:58:11 UTC

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I fax over @npub1sv0…rq9x’s voip

2026-06-24 18:12:56 UTC

Final few of these left. Will be posting out tomorrow.
I have a lot of DECT base stations (either with a pots line or all IP and POE). All with PSUs. If you buy a phone and would like one of these I’ll throw in for free.
Useful for after camp if you wish to continue to use your DECT. You’ll just need a sip line (can help with that too) or something like #EPVPN.
@npub1fak…rg6c @npub1629…tks4 #emfcamp
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2026-06-18 16:36:53 UTC

We’re doing quite a bit more for CYBAR this year at #emfcamp and think people are going to love it.
Suggested we document the behind the scenes, how we did it and maybe some content from the event.
Thinking would people come to a talk at the next event of ‘How we did CYBAR in 2026’?

2026-06-10 18:27:36 UTC

If anyone would like to buy a new in box Rugged Gigaset R630H - will work at @npub1fak…rg6c I have 8 that need a new home.
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2026-06-08 09:41:58 UTC

Zimmer has been upgraded to crutches and physio has signed off I am all good on them, on stairs and the loo.
Let’s goooooo

2026-06-04 21:19:33 UTC

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The amazing, caring, talented angels have been around the clock giving me the best care and love for a week, awaiting sugery. Yesterday, I get the ‘all your organs are now fine’, we just need to fix your pelvis and the ribs will self heal.
Today had the pelvis surgery… came out of recovery and back in my room, within 5 minutes a restaurant quality (and gluten free) curry waiting for me, and hardly any pain at all.
I’ll be on crutches for a month, and then thats IT. That’s it!
SO THANKFUL❤️
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2026-06-04 21:14:04 UTC

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Woke up with a broken pelvis, every left rib fractured, which has then gone on to stab/slice EVERY internal organ. Lots of internal bleeding, many drains, and hooked up with all the lines…
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/693/899/537/366/955/original/0a621817cd840102.png

2026-06-04 21:09:46 UTC

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Someone must have noticed, as the garden I fell in to, has been empty for a while.
Emergency services arrive, ambulance, fire, police and then the London Air Ambulance.
They work on me for an hour, before then taking me in the helicopter to London Kings College hospital (major trauma hospital).
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/693/884/485/499/323/original/83e42fb1ef5cd701.mp4

2026-06-04 21:07:06 UTC

So last Monday, I woke up and noticed that some antennas (for #meshcore) I have stuck to the outside of my windows, had moved in the wind. To access them, it’s via a 5th floor window. I remember opening the window and reaching for the antenna. Next: two days later in a Critical Care Unit, VERY broken.
I had fallen 5 floors directly onto a concrete patio below.
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2026-05-05 10:45:46 UTC

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would the pigeons 1 be capable of such a payload and 2 not eat the sandwiches?
We have RFCs…

2026-05-05 08:57:49 UTC

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send one over pls

2026-04-21 12:37:09 UTC

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oh. YouTube channel. He’s often getting hold of odd in store/audio devices.
https://youtube.com/@techmoan

2026-04-21 12:32:25 UTC

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another episode of techmoans

2026-03-06 18:37:30 UTC

#Binroomtreasure maybe a #MARCHintosh project?
I really shouldn’t….
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2026-02-02 11:45:50 UTC

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I had a v quiet weekend so no hungover horror for me 😇😇

2026-01-25 14:19:43 UTC

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i went shopping for all the bits apart from meat needed for cottage pie.
Memory let me down…. I used that meat.
Must do the good inventory at some point.

2025-12-31 13:15:35 UTC

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I’m guessing not streamed?

2025-12-30 20:19:07 UTC

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never trust lads lads lads

2025-11-20 15:22:52 UTC

Give me another ISP where you can ping a tech via IRC about a mutual client's line (where we can see the majority of the backend info too) and literally within seconds of you sending the line details, has a case raised and asking for access tomorrow am... no fuss, no rebooting this, do that...
Bravo @npub1sv0…rq9x
Just lets us get on with what we're good at.

2025-11-11 12:46:38 UTC

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Does mean when my intercom answers you get @npub12hz…ynw4 shouting (it’s quite loud) “this call is recorded” 😂

2025-11-11 12:44:58 UTC

Very thankful for having my building intercom, come to an @npub1sv0…rq9x VOIP line which is recorded and emailed as a simple attachment.
Meant I could play back the interaction with said agent this morning, and listen to what he later wouldn’t repeat (claimants details).

2025-11-11 08:24:54 UTC

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This would be the guy that’s fucked up my morning then…
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2025-11-11 08:06:28 UTC

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Found the contact details for the claimant.... apparently he was still in bed. Advised I'd also had an early call, and to go wake him up.
It's geniune, but for another person with my name... in another part of the country. The person was just as surprised as me...
Now what... agent was supposed to be back 30 mins ago, an dI need to go out.

2025-11-11 07:49:50 UTC

Erm... apparently I have an enforcement officer at my intercom, from the high court re a writ, from a company/personal I have never dealt with...
They're coming back in 20 minutes.... They have my name and address, and given the other parties name/compaby....
Scam/Fraud/wtaf.....

2025-10-11 12:25:03 UTC

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like IRL? Usually trying to find someone to actually serve you I find the main issue

2025-08-29 13:47:10 UTC

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my fav is you’re paying HOW much for shared mailboxes.

2025-08-29 13:44:09 UTC

Why do all my new clients have legacy godaddy accounts no one can log into….

2025-08-13 17:41:31 UTC

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does it do the same if you pop it in high power mode?

2025-08-13 17:38:35 UTC

So my Mac Studio M1 Max, keeps going 'slow'... it 'looks' like OBS an Firefox are consuming 150%ish CPU each....
Digging into this... the various different cores have variable freq, so clock down...
Annoying, the system 'needs' more but clocks down...
High Power mode only looks available for M4 mini's... assuming that would keep it from doing this.

2025-08-13 08:13:16 UTC

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two Moments later the hunky firemen enter stage

2025-08-06 17:18:13 UTC

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oh annoying. Guessing no late night one nearby?

2025-06-17 20:16:01 UTC

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13 years I’ve lived in my place. No one has ever visited.

2025-06-17 19:51:27 UTC

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would they ever know?

2025-03-23 12:49:04 UTC

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ah this is 100% the problem it’s a DL dvd due to the image size

2025-03-23 11:07:45 UTC

Hmm… so the DVD part of the drive DOES work, just wont read any of the burn’t disks I am providing it. #imacg4 #MARCHintosh
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/114/211/425/230/049/131/original/bc57487648c21989.mp4

2025-03-14 20:51:59 UTC

Ops… how did those extra bits get there….
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2024-09-07 07:21:28 UTC

Finally dawned on me, I really need to setup a will. Purely so the doggos are taken care of how I’d want when I’m gone (don’t worry, not planning that any time soon). Have no idea where to even start the formalities. Though have someone to look after my estate and the doggos.

2024-08-05 21:20:24 UTC

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hmm, as it’s in path I guess it’s not n+2, but….?

2024-08-05 21:17:30 UTC

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laptop? 😂