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2026-04-07 01:12:36 UTC

i don't really care about AI image generation. this doesn't sell me.
what does sell me is the prospect of cleaning my house and washing my clothes. i really like telling my robot vacuum to clean up the room i just made a mess in. i'd like a robot to change and clean my bedsheets and pillowcases every single day. i want the countertops wiped down daily and the toilet cleaned often. i want a mr handy.

2026-03-24 14:38:06 UTC

you lose 9.4% of your wages by working though an unpaid lunch

2026-03-21 23:54:38 UTC

db's next hairbrained idea to escape this hell: buy raw land a few hours north in the wilderness so that i can escape there on the weekends and take vacations but continue to work around these savage animals and be close to my stubborn family

2026-03-09 02:31:03 UTC

sorry sleep disorder people. we're not going to do anything with DST again because israel needs more blood.

2026-03-08 18:28:14 UTC

the hardest part of being voted into an office is to be likable

2026-03-08 05:33:04 UTC

i wonder how much young men are spending on their perms

2026-03-07 21:48:24 UTC

you can put thousand island dressing on tacos (as a treat)

2026-03-06 19:58:58 UTC

"see, we call it something like smartpay or smartcard, to appeal to their unfounded sense of superiority. because only dumb people don't share their private information to us. only retards don't use our product."
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2025-12-07 04:08:04 UTC

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last week and i did bad. i'm probably doing it all wrong. thanks for letting me play. i think this is hilarious.

2025-12-07 04:03:47 UTC

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yay *awkward clapping*

2025-12-07 03:56:43 UTC

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a vacation/trip

2025-10-13 15:20:43 UTC

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i like the part about no niggers

2025-10-07 05:04:00 UTC

a pill to make my body feel like it just slept 8hrs so that i don't need to feel frustrated that i don't sleep anymore

2025-10-03 04:48:39 UTC

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invaders are plague carrying monsters

2025-10-03 02:57:09 UTC

i'll bet you money that nigger lips used to be prehensile, so they could better eat fruits and berries growing on trees while they grazed africa.
also i bet they used them to rape.

2025-10-02 20:29:48 UTC

greta thunberg would look a lot more like a human woman with a little makeup and a haircut. i think she goes out of her way to be ugly.

2025-09-30 14:10:25 UTC

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is that a real image

2025-09-30 12:55:10 UTC

i wonder if the brown animals that will inherit the earth will celebrate holidays, like the humans once did, or if every day is just rape day

2025-09-14 14:02:29 UTC

it's annoying to be held accountable for the actions of congress, or senate, or judges. they won't listen to me. i've written enough letters over the years that i'm on a list.
it's always presented like "look what congress did this time! it's that thing you abhor! you should sacrifice yourself and kill them. it's the only way."

2025-09-09 23:29:13 UTC

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i've been in a few for various repairs. it's vietnam era old men drinking. i don't want to hang out at these places. i doubt younger men want to either. vfw is a little different, but not much.

2025-09-09 16:21:39 UTC

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nobody really believes that "god put dinosaur bones to test us." thats just a joke, like flat earth.

2025-09-08 01:46:11 UTC

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too many wieners on mine
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2025-09-08 01:21:47 UTC

maybe foot weirdos are decedents of njord and skadi from norse lore
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2025-09-08 01:09:38 UTC

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you should put like ten times the hops required, so it tastes like thick medicine, and put it in a 22oz bottle and use a modern art label with pornography and call it something like 'satan's cumsock' and sell it for like $15 a bottle.
you're gonna be a billionaire

2025-09-07 23:25:48 UTC

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i hope i can spend my birthday at Der Weiße Hausgarten. i'm gonna try to finish that big boot of lager this year.

2025-09-07 23:09:39 UTC

bathing in dragons blood so i can be impervious to fire (and maybe shapeshift)

2025-09-07 00:34:52 UTC

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they call those jojos here. isn't that weird?

2025-09-06 23:39:37 UTC

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i always figured we, and our whole galaxy, is the snot blown into a tissue, by a sickly celestial being, and our whole existence will be during the travel as the tissue falls into the garbage. a few seconds for the celestial being is a billion years for us.

2025-09-06 19:39:07 UTC

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@nprofile…2wdn why do niggers concern themselves with white concepts like marriage and divorce?

2025-09-06 01:58:31 UTC

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the skin around the wound looks red and irritated. a little bactine couldn't hurt. i'm sure you'll be fine.
if you died in the desert at this very moment, vultures would pick there first. yummae.

2025-09-06 00:56:18 UTC

reverse osmosis water is delicious

2025-09-05 20:27:34 UTC

thanks for not jumping out and scaring me. the knife sharpening sounds from the darkness were a nice touch though.
@nprofile…hltu
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2025-08-25 20:53:43 UTC

i have to do a federal background check for a job on a base. i guess that means i'm a real fed now. maybe a fed scab.

2025-08-25 19:38:15 UTC

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even perverts don't pose with their goblin children. idk whats wrong with "normal" white women.

2025-08-25 01:18:58 UTC

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idk lady. this might not be legit. i found a grammatical error.

2025-08-25 00:09:01 UTC

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ya i know. i was there. (3000 years ago, Richard, I was there. jpg)
i just want them gone. i almost backed over a pack of niggers today but i changed my mind at the last minute.

2025-08-24 23:50:16 UTC

jeets were brought here to get you to accept mexicans. they did the same thing with troons to get you accept femboys.

2025-08-24 22:52:06 UTC

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these numbers seem way off

2025-08-24 20:48:39 UTC

i don't want to buy a new work coat. i just want these sleeve things fixed.
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2025-08-24 04:31:05 UTC

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i want to be a part of this future

2025-08-24 04:15:55 UTC

i don't wanna dox myself, but i have A positive blood type, which means i'm fucking amazing.

2025-08-24 03:58:39 UTC

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it's not up to me. you're gonna have to stand trial before the council and prove your case. i'll be a character witness, if you want, but that would probably be another bad decision.

2025-08-24 03:56:09 UTC

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@nprofile…whk6 Sk1zm doesn't like @nprofile…2wdn . why do you think that is?

2025-08-24 03:49:20 UTC

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we should get rid of anyone who's ever listened to black rap too. they have bad judgement and i don't want to share the future with them.

2025-08-23 18:24:54 UTC

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what games are you going to play

2025-08-23 14:02:57 UTC

there's a fat squirrel that hangs out in my yard that demands breakfast by barking at the door until i throw out peanuts at his tree. i wonder what it does when i'm at work.

2025-08-22 22:19:29 UTC

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i bet since retarded girls have such little inhibition they have nothing holding them back to orgasm as hard and often as possible. maybe they grunt like apes and shake like they're possessed by demons when they cum.

2025-08-22 22:07:49 UTC

today i worked at a day care for the retarded. i got so much much attention cuz the retarded girls think i'm cute.
seriously though, you guys who want that fantasy world, like an anime where all the cute girls want to compete over the plain boring aloof guy with little to offer, should volunteer at the retarded homes. those girls all want a man - any man - and they'd probably find you fascinating.

2025-08-22 12:35:10 UTC

oh wow it's friday again already

2025-08-21 22:35:31 UTC

yes, i know shes a fat pig, but it's what you deserve, (and you know it). go snuggle your pig and be thankful your mom aborted the good man that would have been your older brother to keep you.

2025-08-21 13:35:29 UTC

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you can open multiple tabs or browsers instead of back and forthing on the same page

2025-08-21 12:50:42 UTC

boy huwhat a beautiful day! i recommended using underwear as the coffee filter and my work here is complete. off to conquer this city.

2025-08-20 12:50:30 UTC

i smashed my hand yesterday. today my finger is twice it's normal size and i can't make a fist.
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2025-08-20 02:42:34 UTC

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oh gross. i can totally understand JO with a white girls socks in my mouth, but a jewess? what a fucking degenerate.

2025-08-20 02:38:17 UTC

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is that guy aroused? is that the point of that? what does he do with her stinky socks?

2025-08-20 02:03:36 UTC

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years ago when i lived in a city, there was this homeless nut that "died" in front of the same supermarket every week. ambulance and fire and cops would all show up. homeless guy was rescued again and again. idk what the point was.
i was nearby once and chatted up one of the fire chief. he said he wished this guy would just fucking die already because it costs the city 14k to dispatch all the departments like that to an emergency. this was 15 years ago. id bet its 3-5x that now.

2025-08-20 00:50:27 UTC

when i call the insurance company and request they mail my new ID card, i have to jump though hoops. this tells me you all comply with these companies ridiculous internet accounts.
imagine doing two step verification to read an email some fat sheboon used AI to generate.

2025-08-19 12:50:06 UTC

pop tarts have even less candy filling than i remember. they got skinner and even more disgusting. i regret my decision to have one.

2025-08-18 23:57:41 UTC

headin up the stairs of my poop tank🎶

2025-08-17 18:14:50 UTC

i studied a lot of music history a while back. you will get tied up in the business of the church because of how much the church was in everyone's lives back then. the church dictated that the tri-tone, the augmented 4th or diminished 5th, was not to be played. it was not to be written into chords and it was not to be written into the inner voicing of harmonies, even accidentally. it is six half steps from the root and that number is evil. no exceptions.
i think it was jazz music that began to normalize that sound. it's awkward sounding because it was avoided for most of history.
arpeggiate between chords like Am to D#m and it sounds like the spooky dungeon music for dungeon quest.
marilyn manson used it beautiful people because he was another caricature to normalize the devil worshipping jew creature.
maybe the world was a better place when we didn't openly use music to invite evil in.

2025-08-17 17:45:29 UTC

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america was built on the concept of freeing the old aristocracy from the new. smart lawyer landowners didn't want to pay any of their new wealth to the old bosses and wanted to run shit for themselves so they convinced the retarded masses to fight for them. at least that was the plan for maybe twenty years or so. nobody ever really cared about the will of the people. the people are retarded. they are now and they were then. left to their own vices, they believe in witchcraft and flat earth and maggots spontaneously growing from meat. they believe their own fortune is their own doing - because they worked hard that one time.
when there is a new revolution it will be the same thing, unless it's a foreign nation staging a coup.
everyone is so fucking dumb. they can't do shit on their own.

2025-08-17 16:54:02 UTC

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the more i look on our ancestors of this time, the more i notice that the 'people' that were already in charge, were actively entertaining the majority whites. probably to distract them from the change in power that had already occurred. kind of the 'give them what they want' until their number dwindled and they lost the majority. their world must've felt like one big amusement park.
i'd be entertained too if all the elements of society were aimed at pleasing and entertaining me.

2025-08-17 16:12:29 UTC

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i think this truck looks cool af. i don't think they've made any good looking vehicles during my lifetime.

2025-08-17 02:56:08 UTC

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can we win now instead of later? i hate waiting until the end.

2025-08-16 22:28:05 UTC

sometimes, i worry the joy has left my life. not even the statement "your a retard" will cheer me up.

2025-08-16 01:25:17 UTC

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do the chickens have a leader?

2025-08-15 05:16:41 UTC

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the problem with nazis is they want to take away my harley davidson and my guns, and i believe in freedom so i say no way adolf, these colors don't run and i pay my taxes

2025-08-15 01:30:13 UTC

i just learned that otters are just baby beavers. when otters are young they're cute, playing and eating everything. as they get older they gain weight and they settle down and become beavers and homeowners. nature is amazing.
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2025-08-15 00:25:10 UTC

i'm still upset that none of my teachers ever encouraged me to be an underwater photographer. i love these Nature shows, looking at kelp and tropical fish.
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2025-08-14 20:21:14 UTC

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why would anyone use nigger noises on something they think is cool

2025-08-14 01:35:11 UTC

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i'll describe him for you. he's black. bald. and has big lips and nose. and the inside of his mouth is really pink.

2025-08-14 01:33:39 UTC

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idk. even if they told you, how would you know, since they all look alike?

2025-08-14 01:28:59 UTC

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i thought cornpop was a nigger

2025-08-14 00:24:16 UTC

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i'd like the banana pudding cheesecake right now

2025-08-11 01:33:23 UTC

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ima 800lb whornse, nigger, get out my way
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2025-08-11 00:01:58 UTC

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ugh. now my skin is crawling and my mouth went dry.

2025-08-10 19:31:41 UTC

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i don't understand how you can blame all your problems on the jewish religion and also muslims are evil and they must be stopped

2025-08-10 04:34:54 UTC

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i'd work nights too if these were the things that visited me at home after dark

2025-08-09 23:31:17 UTC

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you must be the proudest papa when he points them out in public with "look daddy, it's a no good dirty kike"

2025-08-09 14:57:44 UTC

when you listen to rap music, do you move your hands around and copy nigger gestures when you 'sing' along? do you bob your head to the beat, picturing yourself with a tuft full of tarantula legs? do you puff your lips out and imagine yourself as an animal rapist, rapping about being black?

2025-08-09 02:48:55 UTC

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jeets rape everything. whats not to believe?

2025-08-09 02:47:35 UTC

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they say they get their syrup from the trees but theyre just trying to coverup that its actually from moose milk and their jeets are raping the moose and theyre souring the syrup, so no one is allowed in the woods anymore. thanks jeets.

2025-08-08 22:26:34 UTC

i saw a mudshark. her kids were, i'd guess, 14 and 9. she saw how fucked up and deformed the first one was amd decided to do it again.
then i saw her white bf pushing the baby carriage with a white baby in it. i can only guess she had a third with this retard.
if i approved loans, i would disqualify him because of his obvious poor decision making skills. i wouldn't employ him. i might not tap the brakes if he was in the street.

2025-08-07 23:47:08 UTC

michael landon was a jew? that's gay.

2025-08-07 23:00:11 UTC

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that is strange considering that memphis is like three hours away

2025-08-07 00:58:31 UTC

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we used to choke each other as kids until we passed out. one time, when i must've suffered more brain damage then normal, i dreamed a life until adulthood. i got married and had kids and all that. my parents died. lots of details. the memories were so vivid when i regained consciousness. i felt like i suffered a loss.

2025-08-05 01:37:02 UTC

usually the fields and hills are in drought by now and everything is brown. something is different this year and we have a thunderstorm with a shitload of rain a few times a week. i wonder if we're going to get a hundred feet of snow this winter.

2025-08-04 03:47:13 UTC

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honestly, youre better off jamming a piece of picatinny rail to your skull because there's more usefull accessories available

2025-08-04 02:31:36 UTC

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idk man, i've found that women really hate it when you call them by a different woman's name

2025-08-03 03:38:23 UTC

i cleaned my little prison cell so good. i won a car race with a stranger. i made an old person happy and i made a few dollars with a little bit of work. i guess it was an ok day.

2025-08-03 00:51:55 UTC

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it'll come out great. trust me, internet stranger.

2025-08-02 23:50:36 UTC

put your pizza sauce on top or else!
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2025-08-02 20:06:05 UTC

some of these old houses in this neighborhood have plaster walls and wallboard and floor studs that make it really tough to add outlets in the walls. there wasn't electricity in this home when it was built over a hundred years ago. this is the second time i've used a wiremold box and mounted it right to the solid thick af molding and run the romex straight out the bottom through a dilled hole in the floor. the homeowner doesn't care about building codes and theyre happy the job is done in under and hour. the box costs ten bucks and this is easy to do.
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2025-08-02 00:14:22 UTC

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looks dry and chewy. maybe that's the appeal.

2025-08-01 23:24:12 UTC

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i thought it was going to look more synogougish

2025-08-01 23:19:48 UTC

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they make one of the more boring subs anyways.
did he drape a few hairnets over that nasty haid?

2025-08-01 23:17:53 UTC

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warm fuzzy thoughts to drift off to

2025-08-01 22:24:27 UTC

reading up on the shooting in anaconda. i can't stand some of these dumb motherfuckers.
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2025-08-01 17:11:45 UTC

have you said nigger today?

2025-08-01 02:50:54 UTC

starting off a sentence like "i went to the furniture store to look at furniture" is kinda weird