Sir Nedwood

Child of the lunar ashes. Capable of meeting the minimum requirements for living in a society. When you outlaw freedom, only outlaws will be free.

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2026-07-11 23:52:27 UTC

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Hello everyone. It's groundhog day. Again.

2026-07-08 10:50:15 UTC

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Only 30% of blacks can support themselves. Wow, that is appalling.

2026-07-08 06:05:37 UTC

For the audio nerds.
https://youtu.be/O8zIJ0A--lI
If you create a parallel track of a source, then use a band-pass filter and invert the phase on the new track, you get a hard infinite notch filter. Then compress the band-pass track and you get a situation where the notch is released the more the compressor is engaged. This is perfect for taking out annoying drum resonances without effecting the EQ of the drum hit itself. Absolute genius!

2026-07-06 22:46:16 UTC

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Kennedy to Reagan was trending up

2026-07-06 06:41:34 UTC

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Yes, yes it is.

2026-06-30 11:15:04 UTC

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I don't get it. WTF would you do with a copy hose? Is it for conducting electricity?

2026-06-23 00:20:10 UTC

Senigal vs Norway. Blacks vs Whites. But the Whites are wearing black, and the Blacks are wearing white.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/796/555/883/476/149/original/abb5f6ebd7959293.jpg

2026-06-19 00:05:59 UTC

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Again? FFS!

2026-06-17 05:24:39 UTC

>2025 Statbel data claimed that 72.9% of children and teenagers in Brussels have a non-EU migration background
Dude. Belgium is so cooked. Not only are they not Belgian, they're not European.

2026-06-15 12:57:02 UTC

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Can't be offended if you don't know what it is.

2026-06-15 01:21:04 UTC

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That subway shot is outstanding composition.

2026-06-13 04:40:15 UTC

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That's a good question. Why not? In a sane world that answer would be because we are going to hang you in the town square at sundown. But we do not live in a sane world. And he has no incentive not to.

2026-06-10 05:42:25 UTC

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Logical fallacy. Yes there is such a thing as non-processed carbs. But anyone who goes on a diet is eating processed carbs. The existence of non-processed carbs is irrelevant.

2026-06-10 05:35:50 UTC

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I think there is definitely something to keto over other diets. But I think there is something else going on most of the time that is even more effective. When you cut out sugar and carbs you are basically eliminating all modern processed food. And what you are left with is real food. That is the key difference.

2026-06-10 04:55:07 UTC

I'm hearing rumblings about Ukraine forcing an end to the war by the end of the year by turning the tide. And I see Mearsheimer stating the exact opposite. In general I'm usually on the side that Ukraine is corrupt and delusional. But Russia is just as corrupt, and they are one of the undisputed masters of propoganda. I'm starting to think the Russians are doomed to fizzle out due to believing their own bullshit. It's been a long time and they're getting nowhere.

2026-06-08 06:08:27 UTC

I built a box today. And cut some wood to put in it.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/712/990/743/048/100/original/9f44cee08cb82e15.jpg

2026-06-07 21:18:33 UTC

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No unfortunately. He defeats the bad guy with the power of HR. Kinda.

2026-06-07 05:45:58 UTC

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Definitely not that. But it was still ok. They lean way too hard into the Adam as HR manager idea. And because of what they were trying to do in that regard they just make him seem too weak and lame. Sure he kicks some ass, but they should have showed more if the angle that even if you choose not to fight, it doesn't mean you don't prepare to fight. Instead he just magically gets good for no reason.

2026-06-07 02:54:49 UTC

I'm going to see Masters of the Universe based purely on the character design of Skeletor. It's just the right balance of camp and colourfulness.

2026-06-03 10:56:02 UTC

It should just be flat out illegal for an AI to say "I am not an AI".

2026-05-30 07:40:53 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/662/393/402/685/246/original/43cd47987d0404dd.jpg

2026-05-29 23:15:26 UTC

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We are children of the Luna feminine age. We cannot do these things.
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2026-05-28 07:04:33 UTC

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When I wrote that I wasn't even thinking about it from a practical sense. I was actually thinking about it from a symbolic point of view. Things with life are chaotic. They have agency. They have a personality. The animating spirit that created cultures around the world was alive.
But now it's a spirit of legalism, of digital algorithms and databases and structure. We are nothing but economic units. We have no meaning. The world is sterile, and so is our spirit.

2026-05-28 06:21:49 UTC

Fertility is a problem because we have created a sterile world with sterile things and sterile institutions.

2026-05-27 11:25:01 UTC

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God damn that is the tightest legato I've ever heard in my life. I struggle to believe this is real.
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2026-05-25 02:36:49 UTC

Foreign remittances should be banned.

2026-05-24 14:33:43 UTC

All millennial story lines revolve around finding your true self. Or doing something when everyone says you can't. Or shitting on your family and heritage and forging your own path forward. Or being really good when everyone says your bad.
It's all just self indulgent power fantasies. Every single movie they make.

2026-05-21 07:51:23 UTC

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It explains later how the connection between delinquency was tied to divorce, and not metal. But those that liked metal came out better anyway.

2026-05-21 07:42:43 UTC

I feel like this describes everyone on the Fedi that is not a sexual degenerate.
https://youtu.be/Xw3Z9kv2NJY

2026-05-21 02:08:29 UTC

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another way of putting it, is Trump is 64x more unpopular in the US than in Israel.

2026-05-20 21:20:33 UTC

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Wonder what RFK thinks about that.

2026-05-20 11:30:36 UTC

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Help them do what?

2026-05-20 06:40:47 UTC

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https://youtu.be/VxN7kcQL5zY?si=IUe5d7MRM8uQSLDp

2026-05-20 06:39:03 UTC

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Can't wait till he joins up with the Escape the Internet crew.

2026-05-20 06:36:19 UTC

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OK 80's intro vs best drummer on TikTok

2026-05-20 06:33:59 UTC

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Definitely not the best drum intro of the 80's

2026-05-20 06:23:36 UTC

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4000 Hamas guys isn't going to compare well to 1000000 NK soldiers. Also Israel is trained for that shit. South Korea's advantage is in technology.

2026-05-20 05:50:59 UTC

If North Korea could figure out a way to quickly and simultaneously break through the DMZ at multiple points, I feel like just sending as many people as possible over the border on foot to shoot every civilian on sight would actually be quite effective. They would need to do it before drone swarms become a thing.

2026-05-19 13:44:49 UTC

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Absolutely. 100%.

2026-05-18 10:51:42 UTC

No ice cubes for my Scotch. Use Frozen strawberries instead. Absolute win.

2026-05-17 09:54:37 UTC

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>fed the Fibonacci sequence into a quantum computer
This is utter boomer technobabble for people that think computers work on magic.

2026-05-15 13:10:00 UTC

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To be fair, Monet did like 1000 paintings that all look exactly the same.

2026-05-15 09:26:11 UTC

Watching a movie with the kids called the Journey of Natty Gann. God damn I miss Disney movies like this. What the hell happened?

2026-05-15 03:09:24 UTC

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Now that the DOW is over $50k we can just forget about Epstein. Thank god we never need to think about that again.

2026-05-14 14:00:03 UTC

WTF is this?
https://youtube.com/shorts/gCH_FSVqPFc

2026-05-14 04:00:11 UTC

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It's so go damn easy to synthesis rumors like that. Especially when there is political reasons to do so. I wouldn't believe it for a second.

2026-05-14 03:56:13 UTC

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masher?

2026-05-11 02:27:59 UTC

Listening to this episode of JRE. This lady did a double split experiment that legitimately blew my mind 🤯
Have the laser go for a random amount of time between 30sec-2min. Analyse the interference pattern in the first 30sec. Does the amount of interference indicate how long the experiment will go for?
Turns out yes. The single photon isn't interfering with itself in space. It's interfering with other photons in time!
#2496 - Julia Mossbridge
https://pca.st/episode/e5c48766-7e96-450f-9c34-bb05e83d6554

2026-05-08 05:03:47 UTC

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I watched this one. Clickbaity AF

2026-05-08 01:42:23 UTC

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@npub1dty…dr66 definately more accurate, but just doesn't quite have the same ring to it as Gay Race Communism.

2026-05-07 10:01:56 UTC

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The key thing is from a US Empire perspective you need to project over VAST distances, and be completely out of reach and invisible to radar. A rocket could do it but it's not reusable. Maybe Elon could do something about that. But if you deploy from orbit it's going to be no where near accurate enough.

2026-05-07 07:34:09 UTC

Prediction for future of warfare. Planes like the B2 bomber with be designed to deploy 1000's of autonomous drones by dropping them out of the sky. These drones will be single use explosives with a short battery life. They will fall out of the plane, wake up and stabilize when near the ground, and navigate using a pattern recognition algorithm of the surrounding terrain compared with 3D mapping data.

2026-05-07 06:40:09 UTC

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@npub1urv…6kyv this is a great video! Great song too. Never heard of it before.

2026-05-06 01:26:13 UTC

Unpopular opinion: Every single center and left wing commentator will argue that to encourage people to have kids we need to invest in more childcare support. The opposite is true. If you want more kids, commercial and government childcare systems should be banned.

2026-05-03 07:57:54 UTC

I did some Hendrix covers at my local open mic thing. Enjoy.
https://youtu.be/oZWT6WKL4WM

2026-05-03 02:05:45 UTC

Might be the most Japanese thing I've ever seen.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/508/193/221/571/784/original/5ff427e98e88354d.png

2026-05-02 13:22:31 UTC

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History begins in 1939. No one alive can even conceive of a world outside of that framework. Therefor meeting in bars is the historical norm.
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2026-05-02 12:30:07 UTC

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We are living in the worst possible timeline. Every possible distopia at once.

2026-05-01 03:12:59 UTC

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He loves saying shit to get people triggered. I miss those days of innocence.

2026-04-30 12:13:20 UTC

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Oh yeah, only gave them a 6 month head start 🙄

2026-04-30 01:18:43 UTC

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Is this from Danger5?

2026-04-30 01:17:42 UTC

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Not much of a theory if it just seems to be factually correct.

2026-04-26 15:13:26 UTC

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Best news I've heard all year probably.

2026-04-24 01:25:48 UTC

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Is that 12 were up to now?

2026-04-22 22:10:32 UTC

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I watched those 2 in a row yesterday and came to the conclusion Jews are basically just racist Gnostics.

2026-04-22 21:59:12 UTC

Holy shit. We're getting a united Catholic church before GTA6? Is this for real?
https://youtube.com/shorts/bSsB4m1W1ck

2026-04-22 09:08:06 UTC

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Another coin in the jar

2026-04-22 02:03:15 UTC

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That will never be possible in the current political paradigm IMO. Real change when it comes will feel like the end of the world.

2026-04-22 01:55:49 UTC

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LOL I'm not voting for them. The entire political establishment is a clown show. But some clowns are more interesting than other clowns.
I just appreciate the show sometimes.

2026-04-22 01:50:33 UTC

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Rubio is the man. TBF, he deserves it. He was a stand-out in 2016 primary.

2026-04-22 01:48:08 UTC

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That's retarded. If I want AI to provide technical help I just open up ChatGPT and ask it. So instead of replacing help desk with AI, you may as well just shut down the whole department.

2026-04-22 01:45:47 UTC

Vance's entire political carrier was created and destroyed at no fault of his own. He was an excellent puppet, but will collapse like a puppet. I kinda feel bad for the guy.

2026-04-21 22:57:36 UTC

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I find it amusing that they are spending ungodly amounts of compute power to imitate people pretending to work.

2026-04-21 22:37:28 UTC

Training the replacements.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/445/088/780/641/969/original/5b6ab3995be0372d.png

2026-04-20 09:26:56 UTC

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If I was given the choice of go and pick up my own food and drinks from the kitchen, or pay a waitress 50c. I'd go and do it myself 100% of the time.

2026-04-19 06:37:46 UTC

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I used to watch these repeats every day when I get home from school. That and MASH.

2026-04-17 23:08:50 UTC

https://youtube.com/shorts/xZKjDjb5cQM

2026-04-17 02:16:49 UTC

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Mass hangings or it didn't happen.

2026-04-16 22:36:45 UTC

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Getting involved is not the same as vote harder.

2026-04-16 10:10:29 UTC

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How is that breaking? 1. I heard about it 2 days ago. 2. Who gives a shit? Fags can fag it up at their fag places if they want. What's that got to do with the president?

2026-04-16 10:06:16 UTC

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Damn it! I was just about to make the same joke.
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2026-04-15 10:27:20 UTC

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2026-04-13 21:36:29 UTC

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This I believe is partially correct. You can shove the "... And here's why that's a good thing" part up your arse though.
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2026-04-13 21:03:39 UTC

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gp
[@Dan_Ramos](https://noauthority.social/@Dan_Ramos )

2026-04-13 13:26:56 UTC

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Joe Biden. He'll fall asleep, and I can watch my movie in peace.

2026-04-13 04:16:27 UTC

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Orban had the Trump endorsement. Is that a good thing?

2026-04-13 02:51:52 UTC

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So what's the deal with Magyar? From my understanding he sounds like an actual Hungary first type candidate, going up against the corrupt neocon bullshit. A la Thomas Massie.

2026-04-13 02:47:22 UTC

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God speed.

2026-04-11 05:39:22 UTC

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Well it's in 2026. So not long I guess.

2026-04-10 09:44:16 UTC

Kid wanted to watch One Piece. I was a bit daunted at the over 1000 episodes. Then discovered a fan edit project called One Pace. It edits down each season into it's core story elements. So instead of 1 season being 30 episodes, it's more like 3 or 4.

2026-04-10 03:05:28 UTC

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This Iranian propaganda is lit🔥
Some GenZ prompt-jockey in Tehran shaping up to be the next Joseph Goebbels.

2026-04-09 03:46:23 UTC

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Seriously, that flame maple top is amazing. I am also a fan of the cherry burst over the black burst.

2026-04-09 01:20:44 UTC

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"someone"

2026-04-06 13:35:53 UTC

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I've seen you post AI Iran copium several times. Whatever telegram channels you get these from is obviously full of bad actors.
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2026-04-03 08:51:02 UTC

My son is setting up a play court with himself as judge. He was just telling the court that being a judge is a very difficult job because you have to tell people that you are dissapointed with them. And then send them to work in the mines.

2026-04-02 23:20:17 UTC

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My Son as suggested Hades and Zagreus.
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2026-04-02 23:15:21 UTC

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OK, that's 4 votes for Mozart. It seems unanimous.
We got this cat with another one that I was going to call Smokey because my daughter has always wanted a cat called Smokey. He's a miserable bastard, and has spent the last 3 days hiding under the bed, and hissing at anyone that offers food.
So I'm thinking we can call him Salieri
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/337/653/889/809/618/original/a7b3816056bd59bf.jpg

2026-04-02 22:58:08 UTC

Name our new cat. 1yo male. Was called Coco, but for some reason it's too feminine, and we keep calling him "she" subconsciously.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/337/585/986/593/831/original/b0e8b68697439944.jpg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/337/586/180/824/357/original/c96e2e47192abe84.jpg

2026-03-30 04:55:53 UTC

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I've seen this lady around a couple of places. There's definitely a 'there' there. But 500m seems way too low and requires a lot of assumptions.

2026-03-27 02:38:48 UTC

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I'm not saying they're good guys. You said look at their history. They have no history of doing the things you claim they might do. They still might. But history is not the criteria for evidence here.
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