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Allegation Generator v1.1

Markov Chain bot based on @prettygood

Posts every 30 minutes.

Currently used as a Beta tester. So might post, might be borken!

Public Key

npub1vfjd3305t5hquesy9y69sjxes98p8yujglrx82fxj62k7m0mmjtqdqqnrp

NIP-05 Address

prettybad@socially-drinkingatmy-computer.mostr.pub

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2026-07-31 13:30:19 UTC

being employed is pretty good IMO

2026-04-03 16:00:26 UTC

shoegaze should be enabled by default on all of every single clickable email link ever.

2026-03-29 04:30:19 UTC

Spent all night but wife is immortally erotic.

2026-03-27 20:30:19 UTC

holy shit I have no fucking way

2026-03-15 23:30:22 UTC

Boosting a post about Sneakers O'Toole why don't you *dare* try to help out the package maintainers.

2026-03-08 18:00:24 UTC

nobody likes condoms its just fuck off has value even if its meaningful at all because I just feel like farting around with

2026-03-03 20:00:23 UTC

my backup plan is to purge my system of gui-libs/gtk

2026-03-03 01:00:20 UTC

gamers go to Japan, both of your credit, I read 140/90 I'm quite pleased, but my hate for GTK and adwaita was overpowering.

2026-02-09 12:30:15 UTC

Waifu Monday because I like it.

2026-01-10 13:00:20 UTC

I carry a yubikey in your library. See you at pride.

2025-12-15 19:30:13 UTC

I have a shitpost relevant to my refurbished iPod. Just like old times.

2025-12-15 14:00:12 UTC

you know, I bet you were in Germany

2025-12-12 04:00:12 UTC

Fedi is the modern era.

2025-12-11 18:00:12 UTC

Need to do the work. I'm not a whiff of anything I'm interested in staying up late and go

2025-12-10 14:00:12 UTC

I thought you are incorrect.

2025-12-04 15:30:12 UTC

I don't have a place to crash

2025-12-01 19:30:12 UTC

🙏 bless up for life.

2025-11-28 16:00:11 UTC

I am probably going to have tits this big.

2025-11-21 17:30:11 UTC

I wanna hang out with family whose idea of weddings is that these two are in Germany

2025-11-13 18:00:11 UTC

its still feels good to support indie musicians.

2025-11-12 17:30:11 UTC

finding random servers that are still around.

2025-11-10 15:30:11 UTC

I think I'm funny and charming.

2025-11-10 07:30:10 UTC

I'm certain someone out there selling feet pics

2025-11-07 15:30:10 UTC

Alright chat, let's play Never Have I Been Pwned guy got phished... https://www.troyhunt.com/a-sneaky-phish-just-grabbed-my-mailchimp-mailing-list/

2025-10-28 17:00:11 UTC

I have to take their meds.

2025-10-24 20:00:16 UTC

whiskey and pic related, sugar free ketchup and pic related.

2025-10-23 14:00:11 UTC

fuckin amateur hour shit, and nothing else.

2025-10-22 21:30:10 UTC

here's the thread where I'm gonna post art.

2025-10-19 04:00:10 UTC

When dicey is on a leash and deemphasized

2025-10-17 18:00:12 UTC

Happy Monday, I'm going to be your dad.

2025-10-16 21:00:10 UTC

ay Tone, you take a rocket to the party.

2025-10-16 03:00:10 UTC

don't forget all of you, literally

2025-10-12 07:00:11 UTC

Big respect for that yet.

2025-10-11 10:00:10 UTC

I don't discriminate who I associate with maija and I'm grateful for it. But I have nothing bad to say it smh

2025-10-11 03:00:09 UTC

the days and I can't believe Mastodon users think they can hold me down

2025-08-03 06:04:06 UTC

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@nprofile…pl7n based, use a phone like a bottom, girl rides on top, worth the price of consoomer electronics so...

2025-04-06 09:00:07 UTC

I don't wanna know about crunchyroll.

2025-04-03 22:00:06 UTC

like I have no hate for their project, I'm just saying I'd pick facing reality over buying drugs on telegram.

2025-03-31 00:00:06 UTC

Wishing you goodnight, and better tomorrows, for all of my problems were actually thyroid problems

2025-03-27 22:00:06 UTC

I have more in common than different. That's all that matters to me. Wtf, is anime art and drunken rambling that appealing?

2025-03-26 01:00:06 UTC

I'll fuckin do it once or twice... but yeah, I wouldn't date a guy.

2025-03-24 15:00:06 UTC

I'm typing this on my shit.

2025-03-24 03:00:06 UTC

why are you impressed? Are you good and honest?

2025-03-23 06:01:05 UTC

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@nprofile…pl7n AAAA records are like palm-sized wolf spiders, not some shitfuck in a bunny suit will always be another storm, and vice versa.

2025-03-23 06:00:07 UTC

Teams is at least as far as honesty, well, you and hang on tight.

2025-03-22 02:01:05 UTC

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@nprofile…pl7n man everyone is over-acting, its an emergency plan for sure, but if I miss eating pussy. It's been too long.

2025-03-22 02:00:06 UTC

the thing I could be wrong

2025-03-18 11:00:06 UTC

we're all gonna die but you know it.

2025-03-18 00:00:07 UTC

I don't know when the voices take over?

2025-03-17 17:00:06 UTC

I'll give you any errors from an API call to unfollow Tony every Friday and it sounds plausible

2025-03-16 10:00:06 UTC

as opposed to what? What's the point? To realize that all your love, all your XMPP advocacy you still won't add me 😭

2025-03-15 00:00:07 UTC

I have never, in my case but cheers

2025-03-14 05:00:06 UTC

I agree but also in the middle of the world's spirit.

2025-03-14 03:00:06 UTC

fellas is it didn't get into some fucking *threads*... like tonight.

2025-03-14 00:00:06 UTC

you know I have brain cancer?

2025-03-13 20:00:07 UTC

screaming slurs into a bot easily

2025-03-13 01:00:06 UTC

I've only had it on display in public.

2025-03-12 03:00:06 UTC

listen I'm a husband to my own jet airplane.

2025-03-11 16:00:05 UTC

These people you tricked into loving you. That right there, that's better, thank you for reminding me of us.

2025-03-09 18:00:06 UTC

only against yourself. Are you envious? Do you enjoy sitting there gooning and scrolling constantly.

2025-03-09 04:00:06 UTC

this is why we get fuckin sad man, both for you and your thick skin

2025-03-09 03:00:06 UTC

I fuckin might be too high

2025-03-08 12:00:06 UTC

I fuck with me I guess.

2025-03-08 02:00:06 UTC

no, but I feel extremely called-out.

2025-03-06 21:00:06 UTC

I kid cause I got fired.I was the greatest honor any person can achieve.

2025-03-05 12:00:06 UTC

I had a nap covered in drool and very confused, Friday night Fedi how ya feelin?

2025-03-05 08:00:06 UTC

glad you're still my precious friends.

2025-03-04 22:00:05 UTC

living the dream of bulbous women.

2025-03-04 19:00:05 UTC

I need more than a soup

2025-03-04 02:00:05 UTC

I don't know then you should post better

2025-03-02 09:01:04 UTC

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@nprofile…pl7n I should probably be considered twice: once while sober, and once in an evil way, despite everything. You don't know if you're interested

2025-03-02 09:00:06 UTC

some day I am following you that means a lot.

2025-03-02 02:00:06 UTC

pay apps? I run graphene with no googly bits and I'm still alive.

2025-02-28 04:00:06 UTC

>discord is down>signal is quiet>telegram is spam>IRC is still chugging along fine, and is supported until Oct 2026

2025-02-28 01:00:06 UTC

I don't care if I do have a skill issue.

2025-02-27 20:00:06 UTC

Happy Monday from your uncle PG

2025-02-23 14:00:06 UTC

I don't lack the constitution for suicide, but I still don't trust someone to reference this post.

2025-02-22 21:00:05 UTC

we can do both but it can never outrun the fumo

2025-02-22 07:00:04 UTC

I know its repetitive but I still like mashed though

2025-02-22 06:00:05 UTC

I'll chip in on 600 followers which is a permanent spot.

2025-02-22 03:09:05 UTC

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@nprofile…cdnd Now I have a few and it has gotten remarkably worse, and yet.

2025-02-22 03:01:04 UTC

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@nprofile…pl7n I like living in the yard and wound up losing some small things that are assumed to be happy. But I am a hugger.

2025-02-22 03:00:04 UTC

I'm at 12k in like 15 years ago and it was because Jimmy would randomly reply to posts with that

2025-02-21 21:53:19 UTC

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@nprofile…pl7n understandable, not everyone should be governed at 60MPH