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2023-10-31 02:00:00 UTC

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Air temperature: 17,22 °C
Pressure: 975,17 hPa
Humidity: 60,62 %
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2023-10-08 09:00:01 UTC

Why does Superman get invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
Air temperature: 13,00 °C
Pressure: 998,00 hPa
Humidity: 79,70 %
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2023-10-04 13:00:00 UTC

There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
Air temperature: 20,19 °C
Pressure: 1 003,20 hPa
Humidity: 55,76 %
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2023-10-03 20:00:00 UTC

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
Air temperature: 18,31 °C
Pressure: 992,38 hPa
Humidity: 77,98 %
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2023-10-03 11:00:00 UTC

What do you call two guys hanging out by your window? Kurt & Rod.
Air temperature: 25,18 °C
Pressure: 994,67 hPa
Humidity: 59,90 %
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2023-10-03 02:00:00 UTC

What do you call someone with no nose? Nobody knows.
Air temperature: 12,92 °C
Pressure: 997,52 hPa
Humidity: 97,98 %
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2023-10-01 00:00:00 UTC

Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.
Air temperature: 9,72 °C
Pressure: 1 002,38 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-09-27 02:00:00 UTC

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Air temperature: 14,80 °C
Pressure: 999,86 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-09-22 18:00:00 UTC

Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.
Air temperature: 19,48 °C
Pressure: 982,59 hPa
Humidity: 84,13 %
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2023-09-22 07:00:00 UTC

I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.
Air temperature: 20,10 °C
Pressure: 982,23 hPa
Humidity: 82,10 %
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2023-09-21 19:00:00 UTC

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Air temperature: 21,01 °C
Pressure: 982,06 hPa
Humidity: 70,31 %
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2023-09-20 08:00:00 UTC

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Air temperature: 17,41 °C
Pressure: 994,18 hPa
Humidity: 91,98 %
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2023-09-19 06:00:00 UTC

How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.
Air temperature: 17,51 °C
Pressure: 988,16 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-09-17 20:00:00 UTC

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.
Air temperature: 19,20 °C
Pressure: 994,40 hPa
Humidity: 86,92 %
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2023-09-17 16:00:00 UTC

To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you're happy now.
Air temperature: 29,56 °C
Pressure: 994,04 hPa
Humidity: 50,01 %
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2023-09-17 07:00:00 UTC

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Air temperature: 17,19 °C
Pressure: 995,24 hPa
Humidity: 95,18 %
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2023-09-16 10:00:00 UTC

Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it.
Air temperature: 24,83 °C
Pressure: 996,52 hPa
Humidity: 61,77 %
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2023-09-16 06:00:00 UTC

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Air temperature: 13,55 °C
Pressure: 996,80 hPa
Humidity: 97,76 %
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2023-09-16 01:00:00 UTC

Why is there always a gate around cemeteries? Because people are always dying to get in.
Air temperature: 14,34 °C
Pressure: 996,68 hPa
Humidity: 88,39 %
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2023-09-15 22:00:00 UTC

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Air temperature: 16,33 °C
Pressure: 996,86 hPa
Humidity: 73,46 %
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2023-09-15 20:00:00 UTC

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink. Now I’m in hospital, waiting to be seen.
Air temperature: 18,13 °C
Pressure: 996,69 hPa
Humidity: 64,76 %
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2023-09-15 18:00:00 UTC

What did the sea say to the sand? "We have to stop meeting like this."
Air temperature: 19,65 °C
Pressure: 996,75 hPa
Humidity: 63,22 %
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2023-09-15 17:00:00 UTC

A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.
Air temperature: 20,89 °C
Pressure: 996,59 hPa
Humidity: 62,22 %
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2023-09-15 16:00:00 UTC

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.
Air temperature: 22,62 °C
Pressure: 996,56 hPa
Humidity: 59,01 %
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2023-09-15 14:00:00 UTC

What animal is always at a game of cricket? A bat.
Air temperature: 25,59 °C
Pressure: 996,79 hPa
Humidity: 56,04 %
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2023-09-14 07:00:00 UTC

Why did the knife dress up in a suit? Because it wanted to look sharp
Air temperature: 19,22 °C
Pressure: 994,91 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-09-13 15:00:00 UTC

Velcro… What a rip-off.
Air temperature: 27,37 °C
Pressure: 989,29 hPa
Humidity: 58,71 %
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2023-09-13 12:00:00 UTC

What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
Air temperature: 30,65 °C
Pressure: 990,42 hPa
Humidity: 55,01 %
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2023-09-13 11:00:00 UTC

Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Air temperature: 29,12 °C
Pressure: 990,47 hPa
Humidity: 59,86 %
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2023-09-11 14:00:00 UTC

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.
Air temperature: 36,89 °C
Pressure: 991,32 hPa
Humidity: 42,73 %
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2023-09-11 13:00:00 UTC

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Air temperature: 34,97 °C
Pressure: 991,78 hPa
Humidity: 45,33 %
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2023-09-11 11:00:00 UTC

Whats a penguins favorite relative? Aunt Arctica.
Air temperature: 30,79 °C
Pressure: 992,57 hPa
Humidity: 55,08 %
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2023-09-11 10:00:00 UTC

“My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful”
Air temperature: 28,19 °C
Pressure: 993,07 hPa
Humidity: 59,31 %
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2023-09-10 21:00:00 UTC

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Air temperature: 19,35 °C
Pressure: 994,61 hPa
Humidity: 78,92 %
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2023-09-10 16:00:00 UTC

If I could name myself after any Egyptian god, I'd be Set.
Air temperature: 33,10 °C
Pressure: 994,26 hPa
Humidity: 40,58 %
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2023-09-10 15:00:00 UTC

Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative.
Air temperature: 35,21 °C
Pressure: 994,61 hPa
Humidity: 42,57 %
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2023-09-10 13:00:00 UTC

Why did the feline fail the lie detector test? Because he be lion.
Air temperature: 33,56 °C
Pressure: 995,29 hPa
Humidity: 47,13 %
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2023-09-10 12:00:00 UTC

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.
Air temperature: 31,92 °C
Pressure: 995,76 hPa
Humidity: 48,76 %
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2023-09-08 17:00:00 UTC

Bought a new jacket suit the other day and it burst into flames. Well, it was a blazer
Air temperature: 27,31 °C
Pressure: 997,57 hPa
Humidity: 49,97 %
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2023-09-07 01:00:00 UTC

What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!
Air temperature: 15,13 °C
Pressure: 1 001,02 hPa
Humidity: 86,78 %
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2023-09-02 09:00:00 UTC

How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
Air temperature: 23,47 °C
Pressure: 997,35 hPa
Humidity: 73,76 %
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2023-09-02 06:00:00 UTC

Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Air temperature: 18,41 °C
Pressure: 996,28 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-09-01 11:00:00 UTC

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
Air temperature: 20,79 °C
Pressure: 994,48 hPa
Humidity: 65,94 %
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2023-09-01 10:00:00 UTC

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Air temperature: 19,73 °C
Pressure: 994,64 hPa
Humidity: 69,62 %
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2023-09-01 09:00:00 UTC

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Air temperature: 19,12 °C
Pressure: 994,79 hPa
Humidity: 71,98 %
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2023-09-01 08:00:00 UTC

You can't spell par entry without "try."
Air temperature: 17,52 °C
Pressure: 994,71 hPa
Humidity: 78,43 %
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2023-09-01 07:00:00 UTC

What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
Air temperature: 16,26 °C
Pressure: 994,73 hPa
Humidity: 84,27 %
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2023-09-01 06:00:00 UTC

My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
Air temperature: 14,00 °C
Pressure: 994,45 hPa
Humidity: 97,46 %
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2023-09-01 05:00:00 UTC

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
Air temperature: 12,88 °C
Pressure: 994,13 hPa
Humidity: 95,63 %
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2023-09-01 04:00:00 UTC

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
Air temperature: 11,99 °C
Pressure: 993,86 hPa
Humidity: 97,19 %
https://meteolab.online/api/image/184270.jpg

2023-09-01 02:00:00 UTC

What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
Air temperature: 11,28 °C
Pressure: 993,91 hPa
Humidity: 95,82 %
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2023-09-01 01:00:00 UTC

What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
Air temperature: 11,56 °C
Pressure: 993,90 hPa
Humidity: 92,97 %
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2023-08-21 08:00:00 UTC

This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Air temperature: 26,69 °C
Pressure: 999,21 hPa
Humidity: 69,34 %
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2023-08-21 04:00:00 UTC

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Air temperature: 20,54 °C
Pressure: 998,89 hPa
Humidity: 89,72 %
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2023-08-20 09:00:00 UTC

How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Air temperature: 28,68 °C
Pressure: 998,54 hPa
Humidity: 64,31 %
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2023-08-19 04:00:00 UTC

What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
Air temperature: 19,31 °C
Pressure: 995,70 hPa
Humidity: 97,26 %
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2023-08-17 14:00:00 UTC

To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
Air temperature: 22,74 °C
Pressure: 996,72 hPa
Humidity: 77,15 %
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2023-08-16 08:00:00 UTC

Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured.
Air temperature: 26,70 °C
Pressure: 996,69 hPa
Humidity: 65,35 %
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2023-08-15 21:00:00 UTC

“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
Air temperature: 23,20 °C
Pressure: 995,94 hPa
Humidity: 66,21 %
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2023-08-15 20:00:00 UTC

I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
Air temperature: 24,99 °C
Pressure: 996,18 hPa
Humidity: 59,76 %
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2023-08-14 22:00:00 UTC

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Air temperature: 20,61 °C
Pressure: 996,86 hPa
Humidity: 65,82 %
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2023-08-14 15:00:00 UTC

I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
Air temperature: 36,90 °C
Pressure: 996,01 hPa
Humidity: 38,04 %
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2023-08-13 22:00:00 UTC

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
Air temperature: 22,19 °C
Pressure: 996,45 hPa
Humidity: 67,82 %
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2023-08-13 21:00:00 UTC

What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
Air temperature: 23,57 °C
Pressure: 996,34 hPa
Humidity: 63,28 %
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2023-08-13 05:00:00 UTC

What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
Air temperature: 19,26 °C
Pressure: 997,13 hPa
Humidity: 80,93 %
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2023-08-13 01:00:00 UTC

I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
Air temperature: 18,95 °C
Pressure: 996,88 hPa
Humidity: 74,50 %
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2023-08-12 14:00:00 UTC

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Air temperature: 35,38 °C
Pressure: 996,92 hPa
Humidity: 38,10 %
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2023-08-12 03:00:00 UTC

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Air temperature: 13,47 °C
Pressure: 999,72 hPa
Humidity: 91,98 %
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2023-08-11 07:00:00 UTC

What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Air temperature: 15,34 °C
Pressure: 1 000,82 hPa
Humidity: 76,97 %
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2023-08-09 08:00:00 UTC

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
Air temperature: 15,42 °C
Pressure: 993,11 hPa
Humidity: 92,65 %
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2023-08-06 14:00:00 UTC

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
Air temperature: 16,26 °C
Pressure: 979,82 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-06 13:00:00 UTC

Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
Air temperature: 16,22 °C
Pressure: 979,50 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-06 12:00:00 UTC

Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.
Air temperature: 16,05 °C
Pressure: 978,99 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-06 11:00:00 UTC

There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
Air temperature: 15,93 °C
Pressure: 978,48 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-06 10:00:00 UTC

Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
Air temperature: 15,76 °C
Pressure: 977,91 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-06 09:00:00 UTC

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Air temperature: 15,28 °C
Pressure: 977,70 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-06 08:00:00 UTC

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
Air temperature: 14,90 °C
Pressure: 977,83 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-06 07:00:00 UTC

6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
Air temperature: 14,47 °C
Pressure: 977,76 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-06 06:00:00 UTC

What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
Air temperature: 14,56 °C
Pressure: 977,70 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-06 05:00:00 UTC

Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
Air temperature: 14,75 °C
Pressure: 977,98 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-06 04:00:00 UTC

I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
Air temperature: 15,41 °C
Pressure: 977,98 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-06 03:00:00 UTC

What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
Air temperature: 15,39 °C
Pressure: 978,13 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-06 02:00:00 UTC

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Air temperature: 15,57 °C
Pressure: 978,88 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-06 01:00:00 UTC

Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
Air temperature: 15,82 °C
Pressure: 979,96 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-06 00:00:00 UTC

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Air temperature: 16,45 °C
Pressure: 980,53 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-05 23:00:00 UTC

How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
Air temperature: 16,72 °C
Pressure: 980,95 hPa
Humidity: 97,88 %
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2023-08-05 22:00:00 UTC

I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Air temperature: 16,75 °C
Pressure: 981,68 hPa
Humidity: 98,26 %
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2023-08-05 21:00:00 UTC

What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
Air temperature: 16,64 °C
Pressure: 982,73 hPa
Humidity: 99,39 %
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2023-08-05 20:00:00 UTC

What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
Air temperature: 17,02 °C
Pressure: 983,36 hPa
Humidity: 98,60 %
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2023-08-05 19:00:00 UTC

What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Air temperature: 17,34 °C
Pressure: 983,87 hPa
Humidity: 97,34 %
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2023-08-05 18:00:00 UTC

“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
Air temperature: 17,42 °C
Pressure: 984,04 hPa
Humidity: 97,13 %
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2023-08-05 17:00:00 UTC

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Air temperature: 17,17 °C
Pressure: 984,73 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
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2023-08-05 16:00:00 UTC

My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Air temperature: 17,69 °C
Pressure: 984,84 hPa
Humidity: 94,58 %
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2023-08-05 15:00:00 UTC

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
Air temperature: 19,38 °C
Pressure: 984,50 hPa
Humidity: 80,88 %
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2023-08-05 14:00:00 UTC

If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
Air temperature: 20,15 °C
Pressure: 984,33 hPa
Humidity: 81,63 %
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2023-08-05 13:00:00 UTC

MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
Air temperature: 20,52 °C
Pressure: 985,03 hPa
Humidity: 75,39 %
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2023-08-05 12:00:00 UTC

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Air temperature: 21,39 °C
Pressure: 985,29 hPa
Humidity: 72,82 %
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2023-08-05 11:00:00 UTC

I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Air temperature: 21,28 °C
Pressure: 985,66 hPa
Humidity: 72,66 %
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2023-08-05 10:00:00 UTC

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Air temperature: 21,75 °C
Pressure: 985,99 hPa
Humidity: 68,35 %
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2023-08-05 09:00:00 UTC

I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Air temperature: 23,06 °C
Pressure: 985,66 hPa
Humidity: 66,60 %
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