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2026-03-24 18:24:51 UTC

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Grok is pretty good.

2026-03-20 14:19:40 UTC

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https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Vc_NanZ-Jos

2026-03-06 10:40:14 UTC

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Beat me to it!

2026-03-04 17:31:23 UTC

I fucking love @npub1536…pswl
#nevent1q…efqz

2026-03-04 17:25:29 UTC

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The number of times I’ve done this on our wood burner! They fade eventually but for a while they look pretty cool!

2026-03-03 18:00:56 UTC

I’ve been holding fire on using OC for my AI-native legal practice. This post has pushed me to jump in…
#nevent1q…vumq

2026-03-03 17:42:00 UTC

Give governments the tools to suppress and control their population and they will use them. EVERY TIME. We have to resist - don’t use social centralised media, and make a point of abandoning platforms that implement age controls. The responsibility for pushing back on this starts with me and you. Today.
#nevent1q…6zy4

2026-02-18 21:44:16 UTC

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Go Zoi!! Two silvers - making NZ proud!

2026-02-18 00:53:12 UTC

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One day it's firehoses, the next it's sub-machine guns.

2026-02-09 13:49:13 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/G97aI76vwEUAAAAC/gully-the-big-short-gully.gif

2026-02-09 13:42:00 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/6e46849c3046a432be23dcbe8bebc4c6b78ba797f50a95083f9dc9208dd2c2b7.png

2026-02-08 22:19:01 UTC

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Interesting that they use the word "scarce". Gold is scarce. Bitcoin is finite. There's a massive difference between the two.

2026-02-07 04:52:00 UTC

She’s right you know - this is NOT about protecting the children, it’s about normalising having to show papers to access the internet. We can either resist or obey. Which will you do?
#nevent1q…ycsg

2026-02-03 12:33:00 UTC

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2026-02-03 12:27:27 UTC

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Did you even watch this video?! ATH this year, then $1M within the next decade. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

2026-02-02 15:59:56 UTC

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Oh my, that orange-coloured skin of his is remarkably thin.

2026-01-29 18:12:45 UTC

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“Ask not what Trump can do for you, but what you can do for Trump.”

2026-01-29 18:10:15 UTC

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She’s a keeper.

2026-01-23 20:45:50 UTC

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You don’t. Bitcoin is for your enemies.

2026-01-19 23:16:22 UTC

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The future of Greenland based on its past treatment by Denmark is not Donald Trump's call, less still Scott Bessent's. It is entirely for the determination of the people of Greenland. If they are so outraged by that treatment, you'd think they would be running into the arms of the US. They are not. So fuck off.

2026-01-07 08:58:23 UTC

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I wonder if you can get Grok to generate an image of her topless. 😂

2026-01-01 16:12:56 UTC

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HNY!

2025-12-31 20:57:21 UTC

GM and HNY! The sun’s risen in NZ, not just on a new day but on a new year. Time to reflect on the 2025 that was, and look forward to the possibilities of the coming year. Stack sats, stay humble and love your family. Best wishes for 2026!
https://image.nostr.build/bb4759e74d96c81a30ff65853538e1bf28d170f104190e59479b3c235fc21622.jpg

2025-12-31 09:23:30 UTC

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GM @npub1hlx…8mlu you beautiful bastard.

2025-12-30 16:08:34 UTC

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Thanks for the heads up.

2025-12-30 15:54:27 UTC

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Not sure if this is the right place to ask but what if I want to support a charity that isn’t listed? Specifically Bitcoin Basin, the growing circular economy in Queenstown NZ? @npub1jva…5ev6

2025-12-30 15:15:33 UTC

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If you’ll accept a GM from a fairly hardcore crypto-anarchist, then GM.

2025-12-30 15:05:01 UTC

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Loved Bernard Hill’s noble portrayal of Théoden in the movies. If you ever want to see him playing a real asshole, check out “Wolf Hall”. He was a proper bastard as the Duke of Norfolk, Anne Boleyn’s uncle.

2025-12-28 17:11:59 UTC

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GM - nice Christmas jumper.

2025-12-23 14:45:21 UTC

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Darwin Award 2025 finalist.

2025-12-22 03:03:50 UTC

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https://youtu.be/M_RELjHhD2s

2025-12-18 15:54:29 UTC

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GM asshole

2025-12-18 15:53:08 UTC

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Yes, because if Australia had had hate speech laws the attacks wouldn’t have happened. 🙄
The most important thing in politics is to be seen to be doing something, even if it’s entirely the wrong thing.

2025-12-17 04:51:15 UTC

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Peach 🍑 @npub1536…pswl

2025-12-13 14:48:54 UTC

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That is certainly an opinion.

2025-12-13 14:46:59 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/prX5VRpLZBIAAAAC/holy-fuck-fuck-that.gif

2025-12-13 14:09:42 UTC

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GM ✨🌌🌘

2025-12-10 07:04:38 UTC

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I wonder if #nostr is one of them “dark corners of the web” that the reportage on this social media ban is so fond of referring to. Gee I really hope so. 😬

2025-12-10 06:58:51 UTC

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I cannot recommend Mullvad highly enough.

2025-12-09 14:45:14 UTC

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Classy bitcoin flavoured kicks…

2025-12-08 21:07:14 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/Gwmv6YkE96YAAAAC/okay-black.gif

2025-11-24 08:58:40 UTC

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Love your work @npub1jva…5ev6 - that’s where I get my hair cut!

2025-11-09 17:26:40 UTC

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Love me some Buc-ee’s…

2025-11-04 23:36:36 UTC

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You inspired me, so I also bought 2M sats, didn't quite get it under the US$100K mark but I was close.

2025-11-04 16:39:30 UTC

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Yes it is. Doesn’t justify this overreaching law, however.

2025-11-04 13:57:07 UTC

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Sure, that’d be swell.

2025-10-30 14:00:43 UTC

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Ah STP a vastly underrated band and one of my favourites.

2025-10-30 09:01:21 UTC

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Sounds more like Day Z.

2025-10-29 16:01:28 UTC

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Not to mention the fact that the US$10,000 threshold in the BSA hasn’t changed in 55 years. Back then it was a meaningful amount of dough, equivalent to around US$90k today. As the government prints money and inflation erodes the value of the dollar, more and more of the economy is forced through this dragnet.

2025-10-28 12:43:42 UTC

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“Tax will eat up $158,000”. Is that a tax on unrealised gains or is he selling the sats? If the latter… WHY?! 😢

2025-10-26 08:05:23 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/xSuqI5V3GocAAAAC/s-afemoon-gif-shinobi.gif

2025-10-26 07:57:09 UTC

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Is *that* what you’d call it? Really?

2025-10-23 13:43:58 UTC

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Looks like they both are…

2025-10-20 08:53:59 UTC

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Absolutely stunning…

2025-10-18 18:03:18 UTC

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Got that Magic Eye vibe from the 90s

2025-10-16 15:42:24 UTC

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“There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always— do not forget this, Winston— always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever.”
- George Orwell, 1984

2025-10-15 13:51:02 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/a2-YmtTJebsAAAAC/morgan-freeman-hes-right-you-know.gif

2025-10-14 15:11:07 UTC

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Grok nails it:
“No, there is no official seahorse emoji in the Unicode standard (which governs all standard emojis across platforms like iOS, Android, and web). A seahorse was proposed for inclusion in 2018 but was rejected by the Unicode Consortium, and no version of it has been added in any subsequent releases up to the latest Unicode 16.0 (September 2024).
This absence has sparked a viral "Mandela effect" online, where many people vividly recall a seahorse emoji that never existed—possibly confusing it with stickers, custom graphics, or similar sea creature emojis like the tropical fish (🐠), blowfish (🐡), or octopus (🐙). Large language models like ChatGPT have even been observed glitching or looping when prompted about it, cycling through unrelated emojis in an attempt to "find" it.
If you're looking for seahorse-like visuals, you could use alternatives like 🐴 (horse) + 🌊 (water wave) for a DIY combo, or search for seahorse stickers in apps like WhatsApp or iMessage.”

2025-10-14 14:45:00 UTC

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That’s not very Christian of you… 😬

2025-10-11 15:13:49 UTC

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I can choose my emoji on the Yakihonne app…

2025-10-11 15:04:47 UTC

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GM!
https://media.tenor.com/vnBEYLpJe8wAAAAC/beach-hotdogs.gif

2025-10-01 22:14:14 UTC

https://video.nostr.build/b1988dc6ecb2086348108acf9b0df6131d641d73b719c5415a4c6e0961821131.mov
He looks like a bird who’s swallowed a plate.
#catstr

2025-10-01 20:54:15 UTC

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https://untraceabledigitaldissident.com/how-to-use-a-burner-phone/

2025-10-01 20:52:40 UTC

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The first thing I thought of when I heard the news was this classic Far Side cartoon:
https://blossom.primal.net/51a48eb42bab94eeece6deb70877dd3acbf0f19c546c4a3cb434f176b07ca4e2
#nevent1q…zvza

2025-10-01 17:38:10 UTC

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WTF the filth showed up as well?! You poor bastards really are living in a police state…

2025-09-30 16:03:18 UTC

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This isn’t the wrong train.

2025-09-30 15:31:07 UTC

Ahh, I remember the good ol’ days…
https://image.nostr.build/d27e0a2db6625ce33cfd7487fe9ec7e7008abf9c4c4e21319c87dcbb84f62682.jpg #note1z8d…ugwc

2025-09-30 15:15:55 UTC

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GM 😴

2025-09-30 15:11:04 UTC

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Be more statesmanlike, Mr President. Be less like the #drunkuncle standing around the 4th July barbecue. “Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

2025-09-28 17:43:55 UTC

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Funnily enough just before I left the UK permanently almost 30 years ago I lived in a place almost identical to this! They’re not as expensive as you might think…. At least, not to rent. 😂

2025-09-27 22:43:48 UTC

GM! Spring has most definitely sprung and our blossom is humming with bees and quardle-ardle-ing with tuis… 🌸🌸🌸

2025-09-27 18:44:28 UTC

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Is the same trait as not wanting to stop and ask for directions?

2025-09-26 19:37:58 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/nYb_fxFMXDwAAAAC/good-morning.gif

2025-09-25 22:19:23 UTC

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OMFG this is hilarious...

2025-09-25 21:32:42 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/1Jk-8amUAsAAAAAC/justmoney-dip.gif

2025-09-25 02:12:19 UTC

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170% I used to be able to swim 125m (5 laps of a 25m pool) underwater. No chance of that now...

2025-09-24 21:52:36 UTC

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They already do this in NZ, in fact it happened to me last year. Turns out we hadn't been paying our regional council tax (they had been sending our tax invoices to an address that was 10 years old) so the council got in touch with our bank and just took it from our account... Now we are on a bitcoin standard, we keep *very* little cash in our account for that very reason.

2025-09-23 22:52:51 UTC

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And that's the way it should be - don't live your life online...

2025-09-21 23:03:35 UTC

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Yep the Bitaxe is configured to solo mine by default. If you want a steady trickle of a few sats (and I mean a trickle - this is not a money maker) you need to point it to eg. Braiins or another mining pool. Plenty of resources out there on how to configure.

2025-09-20 13:42:41 UTC

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No, your maths is right. Median house price is ca. $440k. So only 3.3 kg of 24k gold, vs 7.2 kg in 1929 (according to ChatGPT)…

2025-09-19 18:31:06 UTC

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Holy shit that’s impressive

2025-09-18 09:22:35 UTC

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The Shitcoiner-in-Chief…

2025-09-17 23:14:11 UTC

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They really missed a trick by not colouring it orange.

2025-09-17 22:18:15 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/q2DshflzsUAAAAAC/fuck-fuck-that.gif

2025-09-17 22:15:52 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/AcyisVuZyvoAAAAC/my-child-oh-my-child.gif

2025-09-16 17:59:15 UTC

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Oh my…

2025-09-16 15:45:29 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/WBGOa8jV108AAAAC/waiting-hurry.gif

2025-09-15 15:07:18 UTC

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Fantastic so how do I commission them?

2025-09-15 15:01:05 UTC

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Any chance you make or can make sterling silver stud earrings of just the ₿ symbol? 😊

2025-09-14 23:15:39 UTC

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3, unless a twice daily makko-ho counts as meditation...

2025-09-14 23:12:03 UTC

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https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsp4zpywmhmnklpxkx8ca4y3xmdytvlw76428y3lyr3fhnywastjcqqqh30l

2025-09-13 18:28:47 UTC

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Strong The Sims vibes off this post…

2025-09-13 18:23:15 UTC

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WTF? No! And if the woman you’re with is like that then you need to upgrade…

2025-09-10 21:54:41 UTC

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Agreed - my heart goes out to his wife and daughters.
p.s. sorry I didn't mean my zap to be so glib - there must be a setting here that I'm not getting... 🫤

2025-09-10 15:33:03 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/617e279aff9c275378405d6e09b3078d3ced16d285e558f1f28eff77232537ed.jpg

2025-09-10 15:24:03 UTC

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He means Banksy… 😊

2025-09-09 17:21:45 UTC

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“That government which governs best governs least.”

2025-09-09 17:09:38 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/g_X0PDQm5-QAAAAC/sean-connery-james-bond.gif

2025-09-09 03:36:56 UTC

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To be specific, there is no "they"...

2025-09-08 21:40:21 UTC

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The only one LOLing at this spectacularly ill-informed statement is you. Reminds me of the saying - "if you cannot laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?"