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2026-05-10 01:18:53 UTC

I find the buried ship from Tallinn Estonia to be inspiring.
You too can be a perplexing disaster in an unlikely place that will have people asking questions for centuries.
https://dailygalaxy.com/2026/05/medieval-ship-found-buried-street-tallinn-1360s/

2026-05-02 01:45:18 UTC

My "I think about the Cascadia subduction zone too much." T-shirt is raising questions already answered by my shirt.

2026-04-11 15:58:43 UTC

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Sure, and finding vulnerable stretches of code is the sort of task that LLMs are built for.
But when they start "escaping constraints" etc. that's where the implied claims of autonomy and sentience start getting smuggled in.

2026-04-11 15:44:14 UTC

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Beware of credulously accepting Anthropic framing of the events that happened. Particularly be careful with implied claims of agency on the part of the AI they are selling. These are systems that are the product of human decisions and that cannot continue to act in the world without human support.
They are basically telling ghost stories to frighten the people who have purchase authority about what will happen if they don't immediately adopt this technology.

2026-04-07 21:20:36 UTC

25th amendment now.
We want him gone TODAY
Rally in progress, expecting more people to come down.
#eugene #oregon
Rest of world.
You can support

2026-04-04 20:21:47 UTC

Let's assume that the rumors are true and that Trump is at Walter Reed, in some level of medical distress.
The cabinet meets for the mandated emergency session to vote on a 25th amendment action.
The vote fails; Trump is in some form of medical limbo, alive certainly, but not conscious or able to communicate.
Who becomes the biggest problem most quickly?

2026-04-02 17:45:53 UTC

Pam Bondi's "important new job in the private sector".
Will be:

2026-03-21 06:45:46 UTC

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This suggests that there will be a resurgence of both VR and AR once AI stops eating all of the GPUs.

2026-03-21 00:39:30 UTC

Danced bear for an hour for the ICE OUT protest at the federal building.
And I got to say; I need to see more of you out there on the weekdays.

2026-03-20 12:54:50 UTC

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my current coping strategy for the impotent rage at the current state of our world and the utter failure of our political and social systems to do anything effective or even allow anything effective to be done.
Is to dress up in an inflatable bear costume and dance at protests.
It is effective as street theater, but whether street theater does anything in the current context is a question.

2026-03-17 21:16:59 UTC

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I'm sorry but since it does not yet have an official name; we'll be referring to it as the "Chonk Proton" for now.

2026-03-16 22:27:28 UTC

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eventually he will shut up forever.
We will have a party.

2026-03-15 09:20:10 UTC

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when it comes to things like bombing schools or blighting careers with algorithmic blacklists or choosing what people to abduct into internment camps; if you are writing software to support such systems YTA!
To be a profession a career must include an element of responsibility to the whole of society and to humanity in the abstract.
Software engineers have given themselves a pass on that front but now find themselves in a place where their profession is in danger of being made precarious. And working collectively is, to put it politely; not central to their skill set or education. At best, most software engineers are able to work collaboratively; but they see other software engineers as rivals rather than as fellow workers.
And that is a problem.

2026-03-15 07:00:07 UTC

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well; that sounds like a point where professional ethics meet reality.
A senior engineer has a responsibility to not create systems that allow consequential systems to bypass human judgement.
Unfortunately professional ethics for software engineers has been viewed as an optional topic.

2026-03-14 22:03:40 UTC

Let's be clear on this; if you use AI to make a consequential decision and it goes badly.
You are responsible for the bad decision.
Whether it's bombing a school, breaking a software install, or accidentally firing the only competent person left in the company.
The bad decision was yours, the AI didn't make any decisions it merely provided a plausible answer to your prompt; you decided to accept it without sufficient safeguards.

2026-02-21 02:57:23 UTC

Our new biometrics policy:
You must change your face every 90 days.
Your new face must have some character.
Your new face must have more than one feature changed.
You may not reuse any of your last three faces.

2026-02-18 00:23:21 UTC

The intrusive thoughts won this round.
Sorry @npub1383…uxga and @npub1c6z…q3gp
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/088/745/877/844/430/original/4d2bc6712d5ce8a9.png

2026-02-08 12:40:21 UTC

It's shit like this Nebraska.
https://imgur.com/gallery/what-is-this-timeline-g3gWVLD

2026-02-06 02:22:34 UTC

Just did my shift down at the federal building exercising my first amendment rights while I still got 'em.
ICE
OUT
⏳
8th situationist international
Emma Goldman faction
Represent!

2026-02-05 22:30:03 UTC

It is said that in China they have built a mill that will spin co2 into starch.
With greater energy efficiency than photosynthesis.
This is the future you should be paying attention to.
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3341032/chinese-scientists-turn-carbon-dioxide-starch-10-fold-productivity-boost
Also, in some ways this is Fuck Nebraska in particular levels of change because the rest of the world being able to feed itself directly off sunlight is a game changer.
And Nebraska is where the corn is grown.

2026-02-04 20:05:05 UTC

Giving a ten year old root on their own linux box so that they can learn to make and recover from mistakes is a good and reasonable thing.
Giving that access to a piece of software designed to assemble plausible commands based on ambiguous natural language input is not; especially on a machine you use to access private data of any sort.

2026-02-04 08:59:16 UTC

WWJD?
Nah.
WWID? (What Was I Doing?)

2026-02-02 05:07:16 UTC

You cannot rely on prosecutors.
In the current system of American Law, their discretion is one of the primary locuses of privilege.
What they charge; when they charge, who they charge. Privilege.

2026-01-27 13:07:16 UTC

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YES. Being loud and obnoxious about naming what is happening and making those around you aware of who the bad actors are is the first step in thwarting them.
We are many, they are few;
They can't tell us what to do.

2026-01-15 00:06:26 UTC

Americans reflexive deference to wealth has always been a problem; but it's become a crisis.

2026-01-14 03:22:25 UTC

Does anyone have a torrent link for the wiki.icelist.is dump.
The site itself is being DDOSed or is overwhelmed.

2026-01-09 06:33:26 UTC

It's a weird moment when you're concerned for the wellbeing of strangers in Minneapolis and Tehran for very similar reasons.

2025-12-29 17:34:11 UTC

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and sycophancy with no shame, no qualms and no limits.

2025-12-28 08:19:18 UTC

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how does this interact with the procurement reclassification that treats drones as munitions?
Do the effects of either change advantage existing defense contractors ?

2025-12-25 06:48:41 UTC

So, if the legitimate government were building an operating system and browser that were designed to give citizens and guests access to verifiable and verified sources of information and to foster both civic discourse and the project of knowledge.
It would feature:
#browsers

2025-12-23 03:55:33 UTC

So, low-key sex-trafficking of minors is being normalised by the way they are releasing the Epstein files.
It's losing it's shock value.
And that is not good.

2025-12-22 15:23:54 UTC

Extricarchy - rule by escape artists.

2025-12-09 20:12:41 UTC

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IDK LTE is great and all but as a protocol it can''t be used in a privacy respecting manner, literally every connection is tagged with your Subscriber Information Number.
And it's the primary stack for mass interception.

2025-12-09 17:57:11 UTC

The killer feature on my next phone will be:

2025-11-28 03:35:06 UTC

The assailant worked for the CIA?
Weird; well it's not like that agency has ever been involved in any false flag operations before...

2025-11-21 04:06:00 UTC

So you'll know the AI boom is coming to an end when they start selling the ram out of the datacenters.

2025-11-09 04:54:08 UTC

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it's not so much wanting to not be angry; as finding a productive way to channel the anger in a non-destructive manner.
These assholes want us angry enough to do rash and destructive things.

2025-11-09 04:31:27 UTC

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there is an anger of a sort that I will endeavour not to teach the next generation.
There is a determination to survive these petty shortsighted criminals and build a new world from the wreckage that is their legacy.
I hope that we can preserve some of the history of this era but know that we will inevitably be enabling some to see our oppressors as heroes.
We know that we live in a society that is badly broken and that most of the core institutions of our society are actively harmful to the citizenry and the long-term survival of our society and we want to replace them with institutions that are not so corruptible.

2025-10-30 16:33:34 UTC

Existential dread flavored Oreos.

2025-10-28 04:48:47 UTC

So I'm 6 weeks past my pacemaker implant. I seem to be recovering from that. But the psoriasis has decided that it no longer will be controlled by the biologic drug I have been taking and it's making itself more present. One thing that makes the psoriasis more present is stress; and there are a lot of stressors floating around.
Really need to work on stressors not causing me stress I guess.
Any how; I fully intend to outlive that bastard.

2025-10-25 01:28:50 UTC

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pretty sure a Stanford graduate could get a series A with that as their entire pitch deck.

2025-10-24 14:04:48 UTC

Pebbling this over from IMGUR because it expresses a truth a that many of you will enjoy.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/429/497/714/248/580/original/b7fa9ef490647768.jpeg

2025-10-13 13:01:04 UTC

One weird trick for making American manufacturing more competitive in the global market;
SWITCH TO METRIC.

2025-10-12 02:32:07 UTC

Aguirre the wrath of god.
Is on Tubi.tv.
Just in case you need more madness piped directly into your home.

2025-10-08 01:13:48 UTC

So you've decided to start hallucinating a talking animal friend to help you through these trying times.
Your new pal is:

2025-09-16 21:06:46 UTC

You must understand Elon Musk's free speech absolutism is real.
He thinks people should be able to say whatever whenever and suffer no consequences.
He just doesn't think you're people.

2025-09-15 01:05:00 UTC

Because we are among friends:
Here is a clip of would be fascist leader Richard Spencer getting hit in the face.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/205/614/796/774/113/original/ef8107717c4c6dd1.mp4

2025-09-14 18:45:56 UTC

You don't get a Nobel peace prize for ending the war on cancer.

2025-09-14 01:10:48 UTC

Giving Marco Rubio the power to strip US Citizens of their citizenship at his whim seems like a very bad and unconstitutional thing.
https://www.commondreams.org/news/rubio-thought-policing-bill

2025-09-10 11:07:47 UTC

What billionaires fear more than guillotines is being dispossessed.
Their claims of ownership going unrecognized, their lands taken over to house and feed the people, their corporate assets redeployed to serve the interests of a saner future.

2025-09-08 22:43:28 UTC

Say it louder:
IF YOU WORK FOR ICE YOU NEED TO QUIT NOW!
Otherwise you're a criminal who works for criminals.

2025-09-08 15:58:32 UTC

I hope the K-Pop stans realize that this will make it harder for Korean performers to justify coming to the US to do shows.
https://lite.cnn.com/2025/09/08/us/wwk-south-korean-workers-detained-georgia

2025-09-04 15:33:39 UTC

Calling up a flyover of military jets to drown out a press conference calling out your crimes is a boss move in the worst way.

2025-08-26 17:03:11 UTC

So, That Fucking Guy appointed someone who'd been convicted of statutory rape in charge of a youth sports program?
While the Epstein thing was going full throttle?
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-inviting-sex-offender-white-house-2107403

2025-08-17 12:17:33 UTC

We picked the most obtuse way to learn that permafrost is how some mountains are glued together.

2025-08-08 03:02:17 UTC

Remember when billions of dollars of actual cash went missing in Iraq?
And we thought that was the heights of corruption?
We were younger then and more naive.

2025-08-08 01:16:11 UTC

"People who live near the coast live longer and healthier lives and we don't know why."
Have you considered that it might be because they are wealthy and can afford quality medical care?

2025-08-04 04:30:31 UTC

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having friends requires being a friend; that's the brain challenge.

2025-08-04 04:06:48 UTC

#OCF gave me covid in 2024, and it's all my fault.
Oh, yeah; I'm totally gonna recover from brain damage, on my own without guidance. Yep!
O hai. Can I train up as a brain therapist?
Step one, keep your brain well fed. Omega3 fish oil supplements contain the precursors your brain needs to do its thing.
Step two, physical exercise is brain therapy. A healthy brain requires a vigorous body to support it.
Step three, challenge your brain by reading books, visiting with friends, discovering new places.
Eat well and work your body in non-destructive ways.
"Mens sana in corpore sano." et merde

2025-08-02 19:27:17 UTC

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are your emojis being served off a separate URL?
That would explain it.

2025-08-02 19:11:23 UTC

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2025-07-31 07:35:04 UTC

Trans rights are human rights.
Because if trans people don't have rights in your society; your rights are conditional at best even if you aren't trans currently.
Is that clear enough for you?

2025-07-28 02:23:40 UTC

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this is why we keep talking about neofeudalism.
Imagine if Charles Martel had email to the holy lands...

2025-07-16 17:25:14 UTC

I'm going to go out on a limb here but if you are a lawyer working for the government and you are unwilling to put your name out in open court you should immediately withdraw the case and probably resign your position.
That judges are allowing government lawyers to hide their name and preemptively escape accountability for their actions and the governments claims is a corruption.
You cannot be a legitimate officer of the court if you are unwilling to be held to account for your actions as a lawyer and attempting to do so undermines the legitimacy of the court and of the rule of law.

2025-07-14 08:09:55 UTC

So this winter is going to be bad here on the western edge of the failing empire.
We expect food shortages, because the emperor is abducting farm workers.
And taking away food purchase subsidies.
Jobs are becoming scarce.
And the local road authority just announced that due to the legislature failing to fund its operations they will not be able to clear the passes with their usual dispatch.
And that's before we get to the disruption of pharmacy supply chains and the chaos in health services.
I expect that the protests are going to start drawing desperate people.

2025-07-03 23:42:42 UTC

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yes; the way the US and Oregon have created homelessness as a legal status and an excuse for brutality by police and other public employees is a criminal act.

2025-07-03 23:29:38 UTC

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the content creator in question is not homeless and lives in Amsterdam; so, your response comes off as concern trolling.
Your point is valid in that being homeless is risky and unhealthy for cats and their people.

2025-07-03 06:35:40 UTC

Not to be the fun police but the dude who bikes with his cat in the front basket needs to stop before he hurts the cat.
He's been doing a lot of traveling lately and he's starting to exhibit the classic signs of a content creators spiral of escalation.
If you've known anyone who's had commercial success with social media it's a familiar scenario; the need to outdo previous success, to draw more eyaballs, beat the numbers, keep producing the good money.
And that's fine (not really) if it's your own body and personality you're exploiting.
But it's not really acceptable to put an animal you have taken responsibility for through the kind of risks he's taking.
And that cat is looking increasingly miserable.

2025-06-15 13:33:13 UTC

So, millions of Americans are now getting the experience of having witnessed something big with their own eyes and ears that the mainstream press is too complicit and fearful to report truthfully.
We need to call out the minimizing, the wildly off crowd size estimates, and the attribution of motivations .
And we need to spotlight the processes within media that render certain viewpoints impossible to represent honestly.

2025-06-07 21:20:49 UTC

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as it should.
Although, tanks are pretty vulnerable in the first place and are dependent on a logistical tail that can definitely be screwed with.

2025-05-24 02:54:51 UTC

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but also unlike the current boom in AI because they learned something from it.

2025-05-23 10:19:35 UTC

It occurs to me that the next big growth opportunity is going to be mitigating the effects of AI
Getting certainty on things that matter. Verifiable information.
Digital chain of custody for evidentiary artefacts of all sorts. From accountancy to video calls; verification of origin, recording of intent, documentation of performance and guaranteeing the intact nature of communications between human parties become IMPORTANT.

2025-04-30 12:59:05 UTC

URGENT MEADOW UPDATE:
The meadow is still there; doing its thing.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/426/997/379/524/580/original/659575d1b2b91f42.jpg
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/426/997/657/181/534/original/bbb16e879c3486f7.jpg

2025-04-02 22:04:23 UTC

Can I switch to the universe where the big scandal currently in progress is that Tim Walz was on a signal chat sharing Minnesota memes about Lutefisk?

2025-03-26 01:24:59 UTC

Putting this video on loop for a while.
Sitting by the window; watching the glyphs fall.
https://youtu.be/MxVrRrDFJEw

2025-03-23 05:50:08 UTC

If a successor organization to the US government were to attempt to nationalize Tesla's productive assets.
Do you think that Elon would attempt to destroy the factories before he lets them fall into the hands of a socialist government?

2025-02-21 01:48:07 UTC

Carry a sharpie so you can blot out the QR codes on anti-vaxx propaganda.
Praxis

2025-02-19 16:46:53 UTC

As an American I am finding it difficult to criticize anyone else 's politicians; but I have to ask the Brits on here if this Starmer fellow is dense or evil?
Humoring the Donald on Ukraine is pretty much playing the role Neville Chamberlain played in the last go-round with the fascists.

2025-02-17 21:32:10 UTC

Another day, another leftist journalist being separated from their mainstream media gig and starting their own thing __on Substack__.
What is the appeal of going to a platform with problematic owners who will sell you out to Elon & the Felon ?
Is it money? Hassle? It's certainly not design.

2025-02-15 02:47:45 UTC

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Digital Brownshirts ?
I've just been calling them the DOGE Boys
which makes me think of the Beagle Boys from DuckTales; except they work FOR Scrooge McDuck this time around.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/005/602/054/643/754/original/1ee9e80c14806e16.webp

2025-02-14 06:25:04 UTC

Been rewatching Avatar:The Last Airbender (my comfort media) and just got to the episode of "The Library".
So I got to see Wan Shi Tong who knows ten thousand things.
I appreciate his vibe as the most aggro of librarians.

2025-02-13 21:24:54 UTC

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I am coming to the conclusion that the oligarchy think they can somehow survive the collapse of our society.
And, while their wealth may be enough to insulate them from the immediate consequences it will not be enough to save them from the tide of secondary effects.
And when it comes to collapse the people who are steering the vehicle seem to be determined to drive it off the cliff as fast as possible.

2025-02-12 13:49:57 UTC

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it's hard to overstate how much I appreciate the clarity of thought you maintain in the face of the torrent of hype surrounding the topic of LLMs.
It is not lost on me that the social pressure to adopt AI in it's current construction is coming from the same people that are pushing fascism in my country and elsewhere.
And I have to think that a populace that outsourced even some of it's cognition to machines built on hype and lies is one that will not be able to resist being led into some very dark places.

2025-02-03 18:52:00 UTC

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John Brunner -
Stand On Zanzibar
The Sheep Look Up
Shockwave Rider
---
These are not escapist literature in 2025 unfortunately. He writes about ecological and social collapse.
Shockwave Rider has a hopeful bit at the ending in Disasterville USA
But the other two very much do not.

2025-01-28 17:08:49 UTC

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Yes; he is itching for excuses to use the military against American citizens on American soil.
Getting shot at would let him do so at speed and with extra malice and vengeance.

2025-01-28 06:47:54 UTC

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as a favor to you I will content warning any photos of corpses that i happen to have a reason to post.

2025-01-28 06:26:13 UTC

Look, at this point in history if you are whining about Content Warnings for US politics; you are an enabler.
Unfollow. log off and go touch grass or yourself; I really don't give a shit.

2025-01-27 15:38:52 UTC

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that is a good shot. Thank you.

2025-01-24 09:26:54 UTC

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I hold a similar attitude, and have not been on an airplane since 2015.
I just wanted to let you know that some of the myths about America are real. People do get shot over the most stupid shit here. It's not uncommon for traffic annoyance to lead to gunplay here; and I occasionally need to remind myself that we are deeply disturbed as a country.

2025-01-24 09:16:21 UTC

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as an american; I must caution you.
Do not try that here; you could quite literally get shot.

2025-01-24 04:40:43 UTC

The real gulf of America is the one between the rich and the poor.

2025-01-21 12:52:56 UTC

Since the "awkward gesture" seems to be today's lightning rod.
Consider that it may have been planned to create an opportunity for gaslighting and as a litmus test for reactive news organizations causing them to reveal their willingness to adopt the regime's narrative.
What is a greater mark of power than making someone disavow something they just experienced?

2025-01-15 06:47:10 UTC

The name Giséle Pelicot sure vanished from the news headlines pretty quick.
https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/11/europe/gisele-pelicot-daughter-interview-intl/index.html

2025-01-14 22:00:48 UTC

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you're absolutely right about decentralization.
One minor quibble is that Twitter fucked over their developers well before Elon was even mentioned as a potential buyer.

2025-01-12 22:41:27 UTC

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tataouine_Governorate
Tataouine is a whole district of Tunisia

2025-01-10 20:15:19 UTC

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it does look very dreamlike. Some sort of processional, the grey and red uniforms. The purple tentacle haired figure seems important.

2025-01-10 15:00:21 UTC

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and there is that whole weird rhetorical trope where he casts himself and his buddies as the true revolutionaries overthrowing the "ancien regime".
What are you saying Mr. Thiel? Are you planning a reign of terror? Or just worried about one?

2025-01-07 21:10:04 UTC

Josephine County commission in southern #oregon is evicting it's library with 30 days notice.
Ignoring it's own county charter to do so.
Because who needs libraries when you've got a trashed economy.
https://josephinelibrary.org/about-the-library/news/josephine-county-board-of-commissioners-terminates-librarys-lease/

2025-01-06 06:48:56 UTC

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take out the battery.

2024-12-31 16:48:40 UTC

New theory; the richest man on earth has a deep need to be the most cringe person in history.