Sir Matt

Knight of the Zeta Reticuli star system. Making websites for fun and profit for over 20 years!

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2026-06-25 17:05:05 UTC

Anyone in the infosec space hear anything about some threat coming in the near future? Corporate is auditing the hell out of our systems right now and mandating everything must be locked down and done by late August. We've had initiatives like this before but there's a seriousness about it this time I've never seen. People's jobs are being threatened.

2026-06-08 13:14:52 UTC

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@nprofile…u6vd Two women huh? Well, at least it's clear who the victim is.

2026-05-19 12:54:14 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz I didn't realize Lynx had 10 games.

2026-05-19 12:53:35 UTC

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@nprofile…mlw7 So that's why my local Walmart has been clearing out their stock. I thought it was discontinued.

2026-05-10 23:03:55 UTC

A little webdev humor for ya
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/552/776/621/907/979/original/85f3e9d43d72a04a.jpg

2026-05-03 22:03:26 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…2cv9
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/512/902/646/985/056/original/3d7e48938062cd2b.png

2026-04-10 23:10:21 UTC

What more could you ask for?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/382/930/457/815/700/original/5b7836862a06e913.jpg

2026-04-10 00:10:54 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/377/508/331/933/044/original/0ffb1a5051b1d3e1.jpg

2026-03-29 01:02:57 UTC

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2026-03-29 00:56:01 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz If your car has a CD player, then it needs new transmission fluid.

2026-03-29 00:52:53 UTC

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@nprofile…fk8u What if Star Wars was the dream of Indiana Jones? And Luke is actually Short Round.

2026-03-29 00:47:56 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg No idea. Super woke UFO people so it could be virtue signaling.

2026-03-29 00:44:19 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz Again?

2026-03-29 00:36:26 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…zm7x Ohhhh. They're talking about Elvis. I can get behind that.

2026-03-29 00:34:30 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x I'm sure she was worth at least four of five million before entering congress.

2026-03-29 00:31:05 UTC

I forgot that Wrath of Kahn started out as a training mission. All they had to do was make Starfleet Acadamy like that.

2026-03-29 00:20:12 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x I'd take solace in knowing they'll be gone soon. Except their children are so much worse.

2026-03-28 20:38:56 UTC

I just heard a podcaster use the made up word "un-alive" six times in a row while describing a murder suicide.

2026-03-28 02:21:44 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg If whoever wrote that understood, then they would have local backups.

2026-03-28 02:13:32 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg The internet is just a protocol. That's forever. All the things that use it are fleeting.

2026-03-27 23:55:13 UTC

TMNT Mutant Mayhem. Wow... The first few minutes I'm completely in love with this movie. It looks so freaking cool. Then the title card comes up. And it just goes retarded. And all the way through it just keeps getting worse.

2026-03-27 20:48:02 UTC

Nice! https://x.com/Thefactsdude/status/2037486941818560522

2026-03-27 13:00:19 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz I'm in the camp that OpenAI doesn't much of a future. And it's a very big camp. I think even Altman believes this too and that's why he's pushing so hard for defense contracts.
The bubble probably will burst soon, but that won't stop AI any more than the .com bubble stopped amazon or ebay.
Google's slowly building out their AI offering without much attention. And they're doing it all with existing hardware. They're going to quietly take over as the top tier AI company.

2026-03-27 02:59:12 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eYXv4IYH9zc

2026-03-27 02:47:14 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz Seems pretty happy to me.

2026-03-27 02:29:29 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/298/780/678/442/820/original/eabb712c47aec8a3.jpg

2026-03-26 20:14:24 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc Give a doctor 60 seconds and they'll have you on no less than two prescriptions for obesity drugs.

2026-03-26 15:18:45 UTC

I'm well aware of the fact that every health issue you have came from a McDonalds burger you ate in the 90s.

2026-03-26 12:45:30 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz YAY! I can still use Napster!!!!

2026-03-25 19:57:22 UTC

Why not replace the TSA with ICE? Permanently. It's similar enough to their primary function.

2026-03-25 02:36:19 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj 2k grit? Isn't that just plain paper?

2026-03-25 01:05:14 UTC

My only complaint about Mimi on the show is that she feeds Adam's AI bigotry.

2026-03-25 00:54:46 UTC

How the hell can this possibly be argued?
"two tweets and comments Musk made on a podcast in May 2022 amounted to him intentionally defrauding Twitter shareholders"
Your honor, Mr. Musk took advantage of the fact that twitter shareholders are retarded.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elon-musk-liable-for-misleading-investors-during-twitter-purchase-jury-finds/

2026-03-24 12:52:31 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x The way those women all piled on at once, really hurt their credibility in my mind.

2026-03-24 02:30:27 UTC

I'm playing Resident Evil Requiem on the casual setting and still getting my ass handed to me.

2026-03-23 12:40:53 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz I did the same thing to my garbage collector after they missed 3 pickups in a row. I have a new garbage collector now.

2026-03-23 12:38:37 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz This is why I'm afraid of flying. I know how aerodynamics work. Doesn't change the fact that people do stupid things. Both in building the plane and in operating it.

2026-03-23 12:33:50 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz You don't know much about women, do you.

2026-03-23 12:27:11 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x That's what Europe looks like at first. Then Europe moves in and demands money to go out with everybody but you. Next thing you know, you're out on the street and Europe is telling everyone how abusive you were.

2026-03-23 12:24:17 UTC

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@nprofile…cz7d Christ. The Canadians have gone Kamikaze!

2026-03-23 02:42:07 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg Exactly. But from inside.

2026-03-23 02:41:05 UTC

Would someone please explain this one to me.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/276/177/066/803/001/original/790d9237e7edcbb4.jpg

2026-03-23 02:15:37 UTC

My feed is so odd right now.

2026-03-22 23:11:31 UTC

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@nprofile…g939 I hate it when that happens.

2026-03-22 23:01:17 UTC

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@nprofile…cz7d There was a time when a hysterical woman would go to the doctor and he would jerk her off to orgasm as treatment.
In that time, we didn't have problems like this.

2026-03-22 21:48:18 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz They want us to pirate content. It's the only explanation for making the experience so bad.

2026-03-22 18:31:01 UTC

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@nprofile…595u I've had this gripe for years.

2026-03-22 02:36:31 UTC

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@nprofile…jxja Fair enough. But publicly?

2026-03-22 02:20:27 UTC

Robert Muller is dead? Good thing people won't be celebrating his death like Charlie Kirk... oh...
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2026-03-21 17:36:14 UTC

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@nprofile…jz6f It burns the oil. You just watch the level and fill it as needed.

2026-03-21 16:58:56 UTC

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@nprofile…jz6f
@nprofile…pjj0 's answer is correct. I looked it up.

2026-03-21 15:46:31 UTC

I got a new push mower last year and the engine has a "No Oil Change" sticker on it. Is that true? Or is it like the 10,000 mile oil change where it's meant to wear out the engine faster?

2026-03-21 03:08:33 UTC

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@nprofile…3e99 @nprofile…lsen It's a political agreement between the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

2026-03-20 23:56:09 UTC

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@nprofile…r4e5 I need closure on that story.

2026-03-20 23:38:58 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz Oh noes! Not Lampy!

2026-03-20 23:15:00 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc CBS still does news?

2026-03-20 03:18:04 UTC

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@nprofile…dzka Saying it'll be done in an hour is a jr dev mistake.

2026-03-19 23:39:39 UTC

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@nprofile…6gaw I disagree. I've been around long enough to know that the more attractive a woman is dressed, the more trouble she is.

2026-03-19 14:29:07 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz Wow. That's some God level symbolism.

2026-03-19 11:47:34 UTC

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@nprofile…g939 Let's go to the flow chart for that post.

2026-03-19 11:43:59 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 @nprofile…zm7x
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/255/662/754/058/040/original/74998437e9ebdf16.mp4

2026-03-19 03:08:54 UTC

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@nprofile…cz7d This is going to be like statins. Where every 5 years or so somebody discovers that they cause heart issues. But then doctors go right back to prescribing them.

2026-03-19 03:04:07 UTC

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@nprofile…jq23 @nprofile…d3nc Nah! The Italians had Rome.

2026-03-19 03:02:56 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc Well, we were the black people of white people before white people knew black people.

2026-03-17 00:23:03 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz I think anyone outside the EU would answer yes to that.

2026-03-16 13:23:23 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc Can I have a harem? Not for sex. I just want to know what it's like for women to not make my life more difficult by ignoring my requests.

2026-03-15 23:49:15 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz Jon Stewart is going to be found without his skin.

2026-03-15 23:48:03 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x Wow. The Ropers truly were the rock that show was anchored to,

2026-03-14 15:29:53 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x It was like that in VA a couple of days ago. Thursday was 86°, Friday, winter wonderland. 50° right now.

2026-03-12 13:12:49 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x That's right kids. In the future, everyone is a teenage girl.

2026-03-12 13:05:59 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg Well, you can't exactly get trans vegans together and it NOT be a death cult.

2026-03-12 12:53:32 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x I'm confused. Is wild rice a euphemism?

2026-03-12 01:55:18 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg They say it's the food. The real reason has always been cheap labor to exploit.

2026-03-11 01:20:54 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…lsen I wonder how it's his fault.

2026-03-10 03:51:09 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg Burying your face in an ass sounds like a good idea, until you discover what the primary function of that ass is.

2026-03-10 03:44:37 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg They had to go and invent a whole new measuring system just to make their countries seem bigger.

2026-03-10 01:27:23 UTC

She misspelled Iran on that sign.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/202/275/908/418/378/original/ec7fe81f385c9e27.jpeg

2026-03-10 00:58:24 UTC

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@nprofile…jejv This is why I intend to die quickly, around age 65.

2026-03-10 00:18:48 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x "All worlds?" Do islamists get a planet like the Mormons do?

2026-03-09 16:37:05 UTC

Who's paying for the carbon credits on all the burning Iranian oil?

2026-03-09 15:25:59 UTC

Inflatable military materiel goes back to WW2. Here's an idea, real materiel designed to look like inflatables.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/199/907/885/811/785/original/259df95226cb0471.jpg

2026-03-09 13:00:38 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x Ya know. Not arguing. But it's not impossible that micro-plastics have always been in our bodies. Since before human make plastics existed. We were never looking for them before.

2026-03-09 12:44:11 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg Well... It's not wrong

2026-03-09 03:12:26 UTC

I just donated to the show. The newsletter about John guilted me into it. And that got me thinking. What if John didn't have a heart attack and the whole thing is a stunt to get donations?

2026-03-09 02:41:31 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x We lost a national treasure. How old were those WNBA jokes and it's STILL GOING ON!

2026-03-09 02:23:29 UTC

I celebrated international women's day by pissing off the women in my house.

2026-03-09 02:16:34 UTC

NERD ALERT!!!
https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/2030561468211437568

2026-03-09 01:42:46 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg You gotta wonder what it would be like if he and Kimmel got back together. I imagine it would be like an old married couple that are just done with each other.

2026-03-09 00:49:57 UTC

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@nprofile…xyve I'd gladly take that over the complete bullshit that my wife and kids have done to my cars over the past 3 years.

2026-03-08 16:29:43 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz You're going the wrong way. There's no good north of DC

2026-03-07 02:30:58 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz Just a few hundred more percent and they'll be close to us!

2026-03-07 02:30:03 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc What happens on the boat, stays on the boat.

2026-03-06 18:06:06 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg It didn't make my blood boil. But it was pretty insulting.

2026-03-06 02:16:44 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc Ya know. It's possible that all of this was going on and Walz genuinely had no idea.

2026-03-06 01:27:12 UTC

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@nprofile…cz7d I live in a red district in VA and I haven't seen one of these.

2026-03-05 19:46:32 UTC

Trump fired Kristi Noem, yet Pam Bondi still has a job? 🤔
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03/05/us/trump-news

2026-03-05 13:05:10 UTC

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@nprofile…vtya And they're so good at it too.

2026-03-05 12:56:38 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…mllk
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/176/676/081/203/343/original/541d07582efea9d0.jpg

2026-03-05 12:52:56 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz Did it sound like I was disagreeing with you?

2026-03-05 03:34:02 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz I use Edge on one of my computers because I'm too lazy to install anything. The amount of radical left wing articles that are promoted on the new tab page is insane.