surfporn

Surf, Sats, NOSTR
Apocalypse Now, Hyper-Bitcoinization Later
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Public Key

npub1us8yrgdtltfnaselevz4cfcapcphjkdmatcv76vfxx0khavz8zus87fc6p

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqswgrjp5x4l45e7cvlukp2uyuwsuqmetxa74ux0dxynr8mt7kpr3wgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsd6w8fq

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1us8yrgdtltfnaselevz4cfcapcphjkdmatcv76vfxx0khavz8zus87fc6p

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Last Notes

2026-01-14 20:16:25 UTC

The piece I hammered out for @nprofile…y0pp just detonated online today for all to see. There's zero chance you won't get a hard-on from it. If you like my fever-dream writing style let me know and I'll cook up Part 2 of this beloved children's story.
https://www.stackchainmagazine.net/its-always-darkest-before-dawn-strikes/

2025-11-01 15:07:46 UTC

Happy Halloween (& whitepaper day)
https://blossom.primal.net/8c780c8fa1a7a5f2e9f7516d99689f36a76d8fbf6221bdba661b2e443b9012bb.jpg

2025-06-23 13:06:07 UTC

Surf Now, Hyper-Bitcoinization Later
https://blossom.primal.net/1d7f68d9cfa329247247cc0da62328a0608e58714e86c5f8c0ab7925d5245b06.jpg

2025-05-26 13:19:09 UTC

Such a nice trash can
https://blossom.primal.net/bc7b211624dececcd87657f27b9de4252519934a450b6411970eb997d2ef57e6.jpg

2025-05-20 14:32:17 UTC

"They're eating you for profit, there is no way to stop it. All I see are zombies, feeding all around us."
https://blossom.primal.net/2210c1dde82b3cd9442472f0d7bf793ec619814dcadf0b258431d6de2ee83d2b.jpg

2025-05-20 00:44:25 UTC

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Well shit, there goes my car crash NOSTR account idea

2025-05-19 15:05:18 UTC

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If we move to 9 decimal places in the future, it should be called a Hayek.

2025-05-19 14:53:27 UTC

Zoë is 12 months old, fully banked and stacking sats everyday. Here's her new lightning piggy-bank screen; have to mount it next.
https://blossom.primal.net/39b60adeb0fe11fcc656a479b2ed10f10166b19e134ee30cc971205bbd6f829a.jpg

2025-05-19 14:50:10 UTC

You can't make more Bitcoin but you can make more Bitcoiners.
https://blossom.primal.net/aa971619aa6511229fa8c32de2ad813f42531a2de884f3f4ebebf42d1af75854.jpg

2025-05-09 20:30:13 UTC

Zoë in El Zonte
https://blossom.primal.net/282b3d25e5ea3eed8afaf5ec20a90371f01f12f585be5ac2fa01debca3767bf3.jpg

2025-04-01 23:57:39 UTC

Nothing better than pumping surf with almost no one around 🤙
https://m.primal.net/QBHx.jpg

2025-03-22 20:47:15 UTC

Ahoy Matey, surrender the booty!
https://m.primal.net/PpXy.jpg

2025-03-22 20:33:41 UTC

Live Free or Die
https://m.primal.net/PpXS.jpg
https://m.primal.net/PpXZ.jpg

2024-07-26 01:10:18 UTC

doses of dopeness! thanks @npub1sqc…6e52 🤙
https://m.primal.net/JeXY.jpg

2024-07-18 01:49:13 UTC

"You can't make more ₿itcoin... but you can make more bitcoiners!" Zoë just turned 3 months 🤙
https://m.primal.net/JUfG.jpg

2024-07-04 20:40:52 UTC

final product 🤙
https://m.primal.net/JIKa.jpg

2024-07-04 16:07:25 UTC

new board, new fresh coat of paint #surfing
https://m.primal.net/JIBO.jpg

2024-05-30 04:33:25 UTC

Sorry I lost it all in a yachting accident...

2024-04-28 14:32:55 UTC

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doses of dopeness

2024-04-28 14:07:41 UTC

protect what's most important to you by helping decentralize validation, hashing, relays, nodes, etc. it matters most now & does make a difference no matter what someone tells you.
https://m.primal.net/IAua.jpg

2023-09-01 03:36:38 UTC

#starfield wants Satoshi dead. Not on my watch!
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/a06ca56ad3d908d2895efad8685693bf0d71d201a6d6d8e798eeaec38b61827e.jpg

2023-08-05 18:06:46 UTC

A sign in El Tunco #bitcoin
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/68d50ab824448ecccfee8c86f2cd93c4dd6d4962a0bb9730115bc7f5cf362ac4.jpg

2023-07-28 22:50:14 UTC

Rocking my #NOSTRASIA shirt around town today
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/f5dc03e9ee4143e2f3dbaf1e6c1ad5ffa8a16abef992b521b233db83179e3727.jpg