Jon Renaut

I ride bikes and unlock doors

Work: https://www.coldants.com
Rad t-shirts: https://clothedants.com
Pronouns: He/him
Bikes: Good

Public Key

npub1urjmwgjzqph5h3rf7c6hc2hxj9jmzmuy6e2ec4k42h4kflfj8szq2n2sky

NIP-05 Address

ebooksyearn_at_thepit.social@momostr.pink

Profile Code

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2026-08-05 17:15:20 UTC

Do you remember when Google worked?
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2026-02-05 02:43:03 UTC

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Seriously, just DM me. I will help you move to a Ghost or something

2026-02-05 02:42:15 UTC

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If you are producing original content on Substack and want to move to an anti-Nazi platform I will help you for free

2026-02-05 02:26:16 UTC

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Supporting Nazis is a hard line that Substack has planted itself firmly on the wrong side of

2026-02-05 02:25:19 UTC

You should not be publishing with or subscribing to any Substack

2025-12-26 01:28:22 UTC

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It's happening dot gif
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2025-12-25 00:42:04 UTC

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My wife's Buche de Noel is legendary

2025-12-25 00:40:01 UTC

Buche de Noel prep
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2025-12-05 22:43:39 UTC

Home alone on a Friday night. What should I do for dinner?

2025-12-04 19:21:20 UTC

DC Public Library going hard 🔥 🔥
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2025-11-06 19:39:25 UTC

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I wouldn't call it wasted. That sandwich died a hero's death. RIP

2025-11-05 00:24:32 UTC

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I use my dad's Safeway card when I shop there. He died in 2013

2025-10-29 13:22:48 UTC

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it just facilitates spammers

2025-10-29 11:31:52 UTC

Why are there still Fedi servers with open signups?

2025-10-01 00:31:01 UTC

Ok chat how would you explain this sticker to a 15-year-old exchange student who literally arrived in the US 5 hours ago and hasn't slept in 20 hours? Her first language is Catalan, English is her 3rd (though she speaks it pretty well)
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2025-09-07 23:54:31 UTC

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Nevertheless, fuck Monday

2025-09-07 23:54:19 UTC

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I don't even know why I'm so against this week starting. I don't think it's going to be an awful week

2025-09-07 23:53:30 UTC

I am not acknowledging tomorrow as Monday

2025-08-05 00:05:47 UTC

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it is my understanding, and my daughters have reinforced this, that 0-2 or so gender doesn't matter. 2-13 girls are way easier. 14-16 boys are way easier. Ask me in 5 years for what comes next

2025-07-12 15:54:58 UTC

My grandfather labeled this batch of photos "Baltimore mostly 1962". Does the "mostly" modify Baltimore or 1962?

2025-07-01 20:27:05 UTC

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shouldn't we be making the cue ball rainbow instead? Way more woke to make the white one with all the power gay 🌈

2025-05-30 15:43:54 UTC

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"Can we set up a call to..."
"No, I would rather stick red hot pokers under my fingernails"

2025-04-03 19:08:50 UTC

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be careful, you are on Mastodon where 2,000,000 Linux people may explain how you can install their flavor of choice and get years out of older machines

2025-03-07 23:08:05 UTC

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I think we'd allow NC. Helps that my brother lives there. We're thrilled she's looking overseas also, though I understand that has complications

2025-03-07 22:56:18 UTC

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we've had similar conversations with our high school junior

2025-01-28 13:32:47 UTC

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as I'm sure you know, communication is HIGHLY dependent on WHO YOU ARE COMMUNICATING WITH.

2025-01-28 13:32:03 UTC

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as soon as he realized "oh, these new people are stupid and don't get it", he started talking

2025-01-28 13:30:42 UTC

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I remember my HS girlfriend's nephew starting daycare and they were worried he had a disability because he wasn't talking. But he was just used to pointing and making a noise and his family understanding, "oh, he wants the red one, not the blue one"

2025-01-28 13:29:25 UTC

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also have these idiots ever met a baby

2025-01-17 17:02:12 UTC

whoa this company is offering blockchain AND AI solutions whoa how do I give them all my money

2025-01-04 23:22:25 UTC

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and yet there is SO MUCH truly terrible software getting made right now

2025-01-03 17:31:34 UTC

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my oldest has failed the written test twice now so we're spared the immediate dread

2025-01-03 17:31:04 UTC

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😬😬

2025-01-01 05:01:08 UTC

I remember when you couldn't text anyone for 20 minutes after new years because the network couldn't handle it

2024-12-20 16:22:25 UTC

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our kids had an evacuation drill in 40 degree drizzle on the last day before winter break

2024-12-19 22:48:32 UTC

If I fits, I sits #CatsOfMastodon
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2024-11-12 23:13:15 UTC

Amex sent junk mail to one of my "CNDO Unit Owners Ass"

2024-11-12 18:26:19 UTC

Are you on Bluesky?

2024-10-29 01:28:35 UTC

Bezos: "Look, you guys, if the price for never ever paying taxes on my unimaginable wealth is fascism, then I guess call me a fascist."

2024-10-24 15:12:39 UTC

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like this? Good doggo
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2024-10-23 01:52:21 UTC

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I think I picked "see" because it's more like a request and not an order, even though the server doesn't care if I'm polite

2024-10-13 10:04:23 UTC

I'm sorry you guys but woke has gone too far. Toms of Maine has put fennel in toothpaste. I'm a Republican now

2024-10-04 02:03:17 UTC

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my mom teaches college and I remember getting to AP calc and she was like, "sorry, you're beyond me now"

2024-10-03 18:58:26 UTC

One of my buildings got fined by DPW because a car parked out front had its window smashed, and the bits of glass landed between the curb and the sidewalk

2024-09-25 15:05:47 UTC

Rough life #CatsOfMastodon
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2024-09-14 23:52:55 UTC

Also I think it's still #caturday
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2024-09-05 15:31:32 UTC

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now you've done it. Any minute now Mark will make a terrible pun about modesty

2024-09-04 23:55:19 UTC

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everything else aside, I didn't realize people still wrote CSS like that

2024-09-04 14:29:14 UTC

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A friend has a longstanding offer of $1000 for anyone bringing him the Ballston exit sign from 66

2024-09-04 12:26:26 UTC

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For sure agree with this

2024-09-04 12:00:16 UTC

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the amount of money he can pull out of this will determine how embarrassed he is

2024-09-04 11:46:11 UTC

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at this point isn't the payout probably worth more than the publicity?

2024-09-04 11:16:33 UTC

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what's the date Trump gets to sell off? We'll get a spike the day before when suddenly the stock is VERY popular among, say, Saudi Arabian oil dudes

2024-09-03 19:06:39 UTC

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those tenants are NOT my problem

2024-09-03 18:38:17 UTC

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A problem that they refuse to temporarily rectify by LOCKING THEIR DOOR

2024-09-03 18:38:03 UTC

One of my buildings had some trouble over the weekend with the garage door not closing. Now the tenants in one of the units are complaining that because they don't lock their door, this is a big problem for them

2024-08-31 10:50:10 UTC

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guy I worked with in high school had a red GTI. I was jealous

2024-08-30 20:19:09 UTC

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Tried to put money down on the car we want that wont even be on the lot for two weeks and someone beat us to it

2024-08-30 20:16:49 UTC

Ugh, buying a car is the worst

2024-08-30 11:46:15 UTC

Weather.com says there's a marginal risk of severe weather in DC today but doesn't specify what type. It's PROBABLY thunderstorms but what if it isn't??!!!

2024-08-28 21:20:55 UTC

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do you accept dick pics

2024-08-28 21:11:30 UTC

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I feel that way about a lot of your jokes

2024-08-28 21:06:46 UTC

You love to see it
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2024-08-28 20:50:07 UTC

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if I can retire off consensual dick pics I'm not above that

2024-08-28 17:22:02 UTC

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wait, I can get $2500 for a picture of my junk? I'm in the wrong business

2024-08-28 12:07:56 UTC

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Someday I'd like to go through the code of one of these vendors that can only handle limited special characters and figure out what's going on there

2024-08-28 11:32:15 UTC

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"Incomprehensible JavaScript and too many green dots, zero stars"

2024-08-23 23:59:56 UTC

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understanding your parents are full of shit at too young an age is probably not great

2024-08-23 16:30:18 UTC

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it's new and different! Traffic!

2024-08-22 17:00:54 UTC

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The other day we got a package for our neighbors a few doors down. I went to drop it off and found that a package for us was on their porch

2024-08-22 16:31:29 UTC

Thanks delivery guy!
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2024-08-21 15:53:15 UTC

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You think there will be a time before the whole coastline is underwater 3 miles in when you can make a decent wine from Maryland grapes?

2024-08-21 15:45:11 UTC

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the best piece of fruit I've ever eaten was a pineapple my friend's grandma bought from a dude who came by the house in Puntarenas one morning

2024-08-21 15:44:38 UTC

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yeah but as you know it's not the same

2024-08-21 15:35:06 UTC

Spoiled daughter [after 3 weeks in Costa Rica]: Ugh, I just can't eat American pineapple anymore

2024-08-19 14:46:52 UTC

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I think I would simply stop speaking to that couple

2024-08-19 13:41:46 UTC

OMG I just signed an email and accidentally typoed an L in my last name

2024-08-19 02:53:49 UTC

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I don't know what banks do

2024-08-19 02:53:18 UTC

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look, I'm not a banker

2024-08-19 02:42:55 UTC

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maybe you rent a second home in a Ward you don't represent. I dunno, that seems expensive

2024-08-19 02:01:39 UTC

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there's no way it's campaign finance, right? Even if the FBI was doing that, they would have notified the Council and he would have been able to turn himself in

2024-08-10 13:49:59 UTC

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Let me write a whole fucking article about something this guy guesses might be true

2024-08-10 13:49:36 UTC

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JFC this methodology "He discovered that 68% of data used by companies is never used again, and estimates that personal data tells the same story."

2024-08-09 14:34:44 UTC

Lives in DC's crime-infested Nadeau hell-hole of Ward 1 for 16 years: One incident of minor car vandalism
Stays in Montreal CA for 4 days: car stolen from the lot next to the hotel

2024-08-08 00:50:31 UTC

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just hit 20K and we're probably going out for a quick nightcap

2024-08-08 00:06:49 UTC

Yo @npub15da…h8a9 not even home yet bruh
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2024-08-05 02:45:21 UTC

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I just tried to explain what I know of this to my wife and I think she may be about to commit me to a mental institution

2024-08-04 14:54:08 UTC

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doesn't Musk nuke your account if he finds out you're doing that?

2024-08-03 01:12:44 UTC

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we're talking about a cat

2024-08-03 01:07:13 UTC

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I don't know what that means, but I'm getting used to that with you

2024-08-03 01:01:34 UTC

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she's sitting in a chair chewing the end of her tail right now

2024-08-03 00:46:29 UTC

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"English"

2024-08-03 00:42:28 UTC

I like how cats don't speak English so I can tell my cat she's the worst fucking cat because she's a giant fucking asshole but if I say it in a nice voice she just purrs #caturday
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2024-07-31 22:15:42 UTC

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Do some people not get work email notifications on their phone?

2024-07-31 22:15:17 UTC

How do I make people understand that texting me doesn't make me respond faster? I respond based on urgency, not how you got in touch