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2025-12-19 02:17:54 UTC

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I suspect that blowing up the drug boats and seizing that oil tanker, aside from the stated reasons for doing so, also aim to cut off funds that Maduro must be using to make payoffs to people who would otherwise overthrow him.

2025-12-15 21:32:02 UTC

I came up to the Hyatt Regency CDMX lounge to get some work done. The relentless Christmas music onslaught continues.
Then I noticed that the lyrics are an endless stream of Christmas clichés strung together...
It's AI.
🤦‍♂️

2025-12-15 01:20:16 UTC

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I know, right? At the very least we could do sheep instead of cows.

2025-12-13 20:14:32 UTC

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A few more highlights from walking the soles off of my shoes at the CDMX zoo today.
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2025-12-13 20:12:43 UTC

I shoot for a minimum of 7k steps per day. This morning, I discovered that entrance to the CDMX zoo is free. Well then... steps covered.
...and way overboard. I'm now at 12k, and I'm going on a foodie walking tour in a couple of hours. Oops. 😂
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2025-12-13 20:08:25 UTC

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Is it the original carafe? Is this a second-hand coffee maker by chance?

2025-12-13 15:00:09 UTC

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My best guess is that after filing the reservoir, someone on autopilot filed the carafe with water again, put it back on the coffee marker and pressed "go."

2025-12-13 01:48:24 UTC

One of the things I really enjoy about being a Hyatt Globalist is access to places like the Regency Club lounge here in CDMX. Free breakfast, dinner, and drinks, every day.
But the never-ending Christmas music... omfg.

2025-12-12 22:37:20 UTC

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Castle Chapultepec, continued
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2025-12-12 22:36:25 UTC

I decided to walk to Castle Chapultepec here in México City today. I left there with dozens of pictures, way too many to share, so here's my favorite part of everything I saw there today.
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2025-12-12 21:00:52 UTC

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2025-12-11 23:31:13 UTC

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Yes, and I delete them all.
I won't even acknowledge them with an unsubscribe.

2025-12-11 23:17:18 UTC

My four year long quest is now complete: I have permanent resident status in Mexico.
Now I just need to figure out how to claim asylum on the basis of being a resident of The People's Republic of Washington State... 🤔 😂

2025-12-11 14:49:01 UTC

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The funniest part is that she can't stop stores from closing, but she can convince other operators not to enter the market in their places. She's no doubt already accomplished the latter.
Enjoy your new all candy bar and potato chip diet, Seattle retards! 😂

2025-12-11 02:41:01 UTC

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What's more, he also would not have created so many carriers of the variant that won't express the trait themselves, but will pass it on. It would have been selected against in a natural order, but now there's such a thing as sperm banks that can help bad genes to propogate in a way that they otherwise probably would not have.

2025-12-11 02:36:16 UTC

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If you live long enough, you probably will since accumulation of senescent cells increases the liklihood of some of them becoming cancer. (Protip: begin using senolytics, which remove the cloak that senescent cells use to hide from your immune system.)
This is different though. This is genetic programming that directly leads to the development of cancer, amplified by an artificial boost to the reproductive success of one individual. He never would have had so many kids normally.

2025-12-11 01:24:19 UTC

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2025-12-10 15:24:00 UTC

There's "oops," and then there's "OMFG oops."
https://ground.news/daily-briefing/sperm-from-donor-with-cancer-causing-gene-was-used-to-conceive-almost-200-children_b86723

2025-12-10 04:30:35 UTC

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"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, '...I drank what?'"

2025-12-09 12:41:35 UTC

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iirc, the couple had purchased a drink package, and/or someone was giving the dude drinks on the house.
One question I have is, who was counting? Plus, the article mentions a medication administered by the crew, and other incapacitating measures they took. Then of course, what kind of shape was he in to begin with? What the crew did no doubt contributed, but to what extent they're liable, who knows?

2025-12-09 03:02:24 UTC

🎶 33 is the magi...🎶 *record scratch*
Oops!
https://ground.news/article/major-cruise-line-accused-in-lawsuit-of-serving-passenger-33-alcoholic-drinks-before-his-death?utm_source=headline-link&utm_medium=share

2025-12-08 05:08:09 UTC

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Fuck yo couch!

2025-11-13 21:34:57 UTC

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GM!

2025-11-10 15:33:04 UTC

Mail-in ballot stuff:
https://ground.news/article/supreme-court-to-decide-if-gop-is-right-that-mailed-ballots-must-be-received-by-election-day?utm_source=headline-link&utm_medium=share

2025-11-10 02:48:53 UTC

Until the next time!
https://ground.news/article/8efd2b6e-2824-4679-b257-0a16d2308377

2025-11-09 19:37:45 UTC

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A few of the articles I've read include other asset classes that the Pelosis hold, which does bring the total up to a quarter billion-ish. This one is focused on their stock exploits.

2025-11-09 18:01:43 UTC

Zero coverage by left news sources.
lolz.
https://ground.news/article/pelosi-earned-more-than-130-million-in-stock-profits-return-of-16-930-during-time-in-congress-report?utm_source=headline-link&utm_medium=share

2025-11-09 16:07:04 UTC

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That was him. It's from the movie "Killing Gunther." I about died laughing the first time I heard it.

2025-11-09 15:50:39 UTC

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I've seen worse attempts at shilling shitcoins. 😂

2025-11-09 15:46:08 UTC

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https://youtu.be/W_jGchIN8ZU?si=zr4mkkHdQpfB7_9W

2025-11-06 23:48:39 UTC

Hey everbody, it turns out that you can throw hoagies at LEO's!
Once EBT is funded again, expect a run on bread, lettuce, and mayonnaise. The "BLM" will no doubt become the sandwich of choice for attacking a cop.
🤡 🌎

2025-11-05 21:12:00 UTC

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I hadn't heard. What has been walked back so far?

2025-11-05 21:08:50 UTC

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That's mostly what I expect the outcome to ultimately be: a rugpull of the hopes and dreams of loud, lefty loons when everything they've projected onto this dude gets frustrated by the entrenched processes, and/or his own desire to keep getting elected. He's probably going to turn out to be the burger that you actually get at McDonald's that looks nothing like the one in the photo you saw on the menu.

2025-11-05 20:54:49 UTC

Given the events in NYC as of late, I'm surprised this bit of news hasn't been more widely and frequently spread.
Perhaps now, it will be.
Texas takes on Wall Street with its own exchange - News Center - The University of Texas at Arlington https://share.google/ukKwnz7zB7XnzyC9a

2025-11-05 15:18:42 UTC

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I used to participate in the dance. Then I started watching it. Now I just ignore it.
I've realized that the thing that impacts me the most is what I do with my time, and the thing I do that impacts everyone else the most is voting with my feet. You're doing something I like? I'll move closer to it and my time, talent, and treasure will be a part of its growth. You're doing something I don't like? Then I'll move away from it and take resources with me. Everything else is just noise.

2025-11-05 15:08:25 UTC

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I look at it all as a different form of soap opera. It's mental junk food that people get hooked on consuming, and they forget to look at and think about very basic things in context. Next thing you know, it's all some grand narrative that goes on and on, like a daytime soap opera...

2025-11-05 14:52:38 UTC

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Yes, but it's LinkedIn, so what did this teach you about leadership?

2025-11-05 14:51:57 UTC

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Exactly.
The "vote blue no matter who" crowd... voted blue. Oh, wow. Shocker.
Meanwhile, echo chamber confirmation bias narrative addicted fags: "EtZ uH rEvuHLuShuN gaIz!!!1" 😂 🙄

2025-11-05 14:48:28 UTC

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Drunk follows?

2025-11-05 14:47:28 UTC

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Just hire on with uHaul and the like to move fleet inventory from areas with excess into areas that need more, like Commiefornia. The rest will sort itself out.

2025-11-05 14:00:49 UTC

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That one wasn't on my radar, had to look it up. Status quo there, basically. Also a big yawn. The usual suspects are out there talking about yesterday's results like it was some sort of revolution. It wasn't.

2025-11-05 07:56:14 UTC

So the "blue wave" took place in states...
...that didn't go for President Trump last November anyway.
Ok. 🙄

2025-11-03 14:36:04 UTC

Two weeks to go until this year's lamb mowing crew gets picked up by my butcher. As of now, they're clocking in at about $3.46/pound. I think they'll ultimately end up somewhere between $5.50-$6.00/lbs. Meanwhile, grocery store lamb cuts remain at around $15-$16/lbs.

2025-11-03 14:28:54 UTC

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I love how their silly flag got blocked, and then the mayor endorsed President Trump. Everything blew up in their faces. Libtards are always so convinced that they can read minds.

2025-11-02 15:38:20 UTC

Man, they even had the coyotes on EBT.
Check out: Oregon Girl, 9, Safe After Frightening Coyote Attack https://newstalk870.am/ixp/112/p/oregon-coyote-attack-incident/?utm_source=app_share&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=com.tsm.kfld

2025-11-01 23:40:28 UTC

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Yeah, that style of suitcase does indeed seem to be a thing of the past.
I'm looking at similar duffel bag options as the ones you've suggested (which look great, too!).

2025-11-01 23:20:54 UTC

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Clothes. I'm getting ready to head to Mexico City, looking for a new checked lugged suitcase. I hate this wheeled suitcase thing because people just crash them right into you, it's yet another lazy "innovation" that lets a fat and weak populace stay that way, and dudes are always wheeling them through the piss on the floor in the restrooms.

2025-11-01 23:10:48 UTC

So I guess that classic hard shell suitcases that you actually carry by hand are a thing of the past?
I'm trying to replace one I've had since I was a kid in the 80's, which has become damaged. All I'm seeing out there are those goddamned wheeled pieces of shit. Is this so everyone can avoid any ounce of exercise and just stay fat?

2025-11-01 21:41:43 UTC

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Well, that was disappointing. Not a single one. The only thing I noticed was that the grocery store was a bit less busy than usual.
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2025-11-01 16:49:13 UTC

Anyone else going grocery shopping today just to try to spot some EBT rage zombies in the wild? 😂

2025-11-01 03:22:44 UTC

Hey so it's legal to chase trick or treaters with a rifle while yelling "GET OFF MY LAWN!" as part of dressing up as Walt Kowalski for Halloween, right?
Uuuhhhhh I mean asking for a friend.

2025-10-31 19:29:20 UTC

Haha! 😂
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2025-10-30 20:05:25 UTC

This morning in Walla Walla there was a Methamphetamine-American type smashing store windows near where I was working. I heard glass breaking and saw her scurrying away with a small pry bar in one hand, so I called it in to police dispatch.
They found her, she tried to swing on one of the officers, so now she's having a really bad day.
When I got back to my truck, I realized that she had smashed one of those windows in full view of my dash cam. Now the cops have video of the crime, too. 🤣

2025-10-29 14:38:21 UTC

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Ah, interesting. Turns out that the poor welfare mom that might have to *gasp* work a little harder is a bit of an evergreen professional victim for our local paper.
So I wonder then how much of her WIC story is bullshit, since her oppression story definitely is (this town is nothing like what she described in her opening quote).
https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://share.google/2FCGJLTxu5vG4Rrmr

2025-10-29 14:24:09 UTC

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Im going to load up shopping carts with nothing but vegetables, just for the chance to see an EBT fatty's face when they realize that they're going down for a felony because they grabbed their literal kryptonite.

2025-10-29 14:06:46 UTC

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They are now. 😏

2025-10-29 05:22:36 UTC

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Oh fuck yeah.
Check this shit out. This ran in the local paper where I live. These motherfuckers are completely tone deaf. They literally published an article featuring a woman crying about how losing taxpayer subsidies means she won't get to do fun stuff. Boo hoo, bitch. Fucking earn it. The rest of us have to.
https://www.union-bulletin.com/news/local/walla-walla-mother-worries-about-sustained-wic-benefits-during-government-shutdown/article_d6134cfd-40aa-4e47-87bc-3ae27b92f59b.html

2025-10-29 04:50:17 UTC

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MechaTrump! 🤖
Instead of rocket fists, he'll have a razor edged boomerang hairpiece.

2025-10-29 03:49:17 UTC

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The local paper where I live ran a story where they interviewed some local woman who is facing her WIC benefits running out. The article ended with her quote saying "I'll have to work more, but I just want to work "normal" hours and have my evenings and weekends off, blah blah blah."
Oh no, oh fuck, you're going to have to pay your own way instead of having the rest of us forced to provide you with free time. Fucking bitch. Skill up or shut up.

2025-10-29 02:36:02 UTC

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Yeah, but fat people on EBT won't read The Onion because it's named after a vegetable.
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2025-10-29 02:13:44 UTC

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Plus, a bunch of the funds were sourced from private entities.
Meanwhile, these leftist dumb fucks are running around torching billions in state run retirement funds by "investing" in unicorn fart technology.

2025-10-28 16:02:24 UTC

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2025-10-27 22:17:54 UTC

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wtf taxidermy is cool now.

2025-10-27 21:45:24 UTC

Any time you cross democrats, race, and money, you get corruption. Every time. Shocker, right?
Check out: WATCH: Whistleblower: WA’s Community Reinvestment Program riddled with self-dealing https://newstalk870.am/watch-whistleblower-wa-s-community-reinvestment-program-riddled-with-self-dealing/?utm_source=app_share&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=com.tsm.kfld

2025-10-27 16:43:41 UTC

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2025-10-27 13:48:21 UTC

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I checked it out in the way that the kids are likely to research this these days. Seems legit.
😂
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2025-10-25 15:57:46 UTC

https://x.com/MaverickDarby/status/1981869555413880933?t=nETKQuM_GxJ2HVStKOHRrA&s=19

2025-10-25 09:01:58 UTC

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2025-10-25 00:16:33 UTC

https://x.com/SunTzusWar/status/1978946144408399941

2025-10-24 18:33:38 UTC

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This is a level of street shitting that I never could have imagined is possible.

2025-10-23 19:33:25 UTC

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This is probably something that is fairly common, objects passing through our solar system, but we've only recently developed the means of spotting them.
Just the other day I saw an article about an asteroid that has been discovered "following" the earth in its orbit around the sun. It's estimated to have started doing that 60 years ago, but we've only now noticed it there.

2025-10-23 06:48:46 UTC

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https://noauthority.social/@black6/115407281804917717

2025-10-23 06:45:54 UTC

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Joo overcook feesh! Right to jail!

2025-10-23 01:21:14 UTC

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Death penalty. Fuck this shit.
All of the cali officials that enabled this should be jailed for life, too, at the very least.

2025-10-22 22:13:01 UTC

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I think Jesus would have said, "what the fuck is that?" since U.S. dollars didn't exist back then.
But also turn it into wine, because why not?

2025-10-22 20:46:03 UTC

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This also means that YouTube is going to be flooded with clickbait conspiracy hysterics claiming this as an alien spacecraft.

2025-10-22 20:40:33 UTC

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Let's plant drugs on her boat so she gets blown up.

2025-10-22 00:30:02 UTC

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I for one am looking forward to the days when we'll drink sodas out of cans made of gold that we'll then throw out the windows of our flying cars without a second thought.

2025-10-21 20:23:28 UTC

How to troll Peter Schiff. 😂
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2025-10-21 19:57:57 UTC

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You just deny compensation to anyone who wants to move from one loony shit hole to another. Some criminals might be dumb enough to move out of a jurisdiction that doesn't punish them and into one that does, but most of them probably know exactly why they're in places like Portland.

2025-10-21 14:42:21 UTC

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Im surprised that the fediverse didn't fill up with "No Kangz Day" memes.

2025-10-18 20:24:56 UTC

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It's not to late, have some BK for dinner.

2025-10-18 20:24:12 UTC

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I did briefly consider getting a cardboard Burger King crown and then go driving around looking for any local libtard gaggles marking the occasion. I didn't though because, unlike them, I have work to do.

2025-10-18 19:29:35 UTC

So it's "No Kings" day, eh?
Well, fuck you, libtards.
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2025-10-17 21:11:04 UTC

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I think we should reserve "NDE" for near dude experiences.
That's whenever you almost do something that would make witnesses say "dude...".

2025-10-17 21:08:50 UTC

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Well, that's Seattle for you.

2025-10-16 20:25:13 UTC

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I see a play here.
"Hey, boss! It's Bosses Day! You should get out of the office and have some fun!"

2025-10-16 17:39:48 UTC

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Chocolate collagen powder + Greek yogurt, stir stir stir.
You'll thank me later.

2025-10-16 13:10:28 UTC

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I think it's funny how they keep holding these on Saturdays so these retards don't have to miss work to sacrifice for their "deeply held" beliefs. 🤭

2025-10-14 07:36:12 UTC

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Clearly, this was the work of the Canadians.
https://youtu.be/9P8wa7cUueg?si=giA4igGuG-43LVnf

2025-10-12 05:55:36 UTC

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Tactical butt opossum.

2025-10-11 21:25:26 UTC

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12 cents.
When I bring all four units online, I'll average about $300/month in electricity and at current projections, receive about $210/month of bitcoin. Meanwhile, my central heating system costs about $300-$360/month to run.

2025-10-11 21:04:01 UTC

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Yep, exactly why I got it now. Canaan ships really fast though. Unlike Heatbit, the biggest clown show in home heat mining. Just don't buy their stuff, ever.

2025-10-11 18:16:11 UTC

My new mining rig is here, up, and running.
It's already getting warmer in this part of the house from it. There is an appreciable amount of heat coming out of the back of the machine. It's enough that I can feel it directly from about 5' away.
The satoshis are already rolling in. 😁
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2025-10-11 15:00:53 UTC

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This is why I think JD Vance will be the next U.S. president.
Think of it in terms of 15-17 year olds today who will be eligible to vote in 2028. What does the left have to compare to Turning Point? Nothing. All they have is doubling or tripling down on crazy and yelling "nazi!" at kids that don't bow down to them.

2025-10-09 23:07:48 UTC

Some of the houses in my area are beginning to look like the occupants bought out entire Halloween pop-up store inventories.
You know what's great about those places?
You could drop a dead body in the yard and everyone would just think it's part of the decorations for a while.

2025-10-09 21:18:08 UTC

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So... the way to gain powerful, connected friends is to get super drunk all the time?

2025-10-09 16:58:09 UTC

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Doomers will never quit until people stop buying the click bait that they're selling, which is in truth their only product and intention.

2025-10-09 06:08:27 UTC

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Sounds like bullshit. To believe this one would have to believe that these very business minded entities would suddenly decide that declaring war on a superpower is a good idea.
This was likely douchebag "influencers" farming clicks, or some of Mexico's bitter little nativists who think their biggest problem in life is relatively richer foreigners (recall the "anti-gentrification" protests in CDMX back in July).

2025-10-09 06:01:44 UTC

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They're insecure. People who behave like that, from flaunting big ticket items, down to trying to one up everyone online, have big holes in their beings that they try to fill with attempts at dominance. The scale and character doesn't matter. They're desperate to go for any "win" they can find, no matter how pyrrhic.