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the latest expansion for #worldofwarcraft has absolutely blown me (& everyone else) away. reviews are in & its 10/10 all over there board. if you’ve ever played in the past… now is the time to come back to Azeroth

2024-08-18 12:39:56

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Just play MTG Arena online. You can get wildcards as you play, & convert them into any card you want
I have no problem getting multiple meta decks just by playing

2024-08-18 12:39:02

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1,000%

2024-08-16 23:59:04

here we go again

2024-08-15 18:16:57

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what is this from?!

2024-08-13 22:03:26

i got manic and shaved my head lol

2024-07-27 13:06:00

nostr > twitter/bluesky/facebook/instagram/threads/snapchat/tiktok/w.e.

2024-07-25 22:49:28

i really have to stop smoking

2024-07-25 21:21:20

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what?! how?

2024-07-25 20:19:29

sorry been afk

2024-07-21 21:56:52

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2024-07-18 22:40:08

such a great day to be alive
hope you all have a wonderful weekend!

2024-07-17 09:26:31

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you meet the right people at the right time.
- relax. in the end, nobody remembers you, anyways

2024-07-16 12:42:56

you fucking got this.

2024-07-15 11:59:25

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- be more kind to yourself this week, you deserve it.
- manifestation is proven to exist in the year 2104. so think about what you want.

2024-07-14 08:54:53

today, I'm thankful for:
* bang energy drinks
* the block feature on phones
* dungeons & dragons

2024-07-12 13:39:35

Magical Invaders Advancing Boldly in Realms

2024-07-12 09:42:18

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, drink some water, take your meds
- "fuck it" moments are sometimes exactly what you need.
- the Greek Gods are the real ones & get proven to exist, all the Christians get so mad LOLOL

2024-07-11 16:20:41

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, drink some water, take your meds
- you are supported by the entire universe.
- wizards became real, but they aren't all that cool anymore

2024-07-11 16:14:35

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wait is this for real? Trump is speaking at a bitcoin conference?

2024-07-05 23:07:57

roll a perception check

2024-07-05 07:33:03

name of the day
#worldofwarcraft #gaming https://m.primal.net/JIay.png

2024-07-05 07:07:28

today, I'm thankful for:
* system of a down
* ambien
* james patterson

2024-07-04 11:48:26

hi beautiful people

2024-07-03 12:08:11

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, drink some water, take your meds
- you are a magnet for positivity.
- every woman becomes a goth gamer egirl in the future... it's very nice.

2024-07-01 08:53:03

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yes yes yes! & they definitely will i think, it's been a MASSIVE success. can't wait for the legion remix

2024-06-29 10:52:32

the debate may have been really rough, but remember this:
the world is ending unless we all radically change what we are doing right now
one passed one of the most important climate change bills of all time, and another once said it's a hoax from china
#politics #debate

2024-06-27 08:59:17

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you are becoming more confident by the day.
- cats become the only real currency in the year 4072. stock up on cats

2024-06-26 20:10:51

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awwwww

2024-06-26 20:10:39

be with people that value you

2024-06-26 03:14:44

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name

2024-06-25 12:31:50

today, I'm thankful for:
* bitcoin
* you guys
* damus

2024-06-24 17:54:16

damn #damus feels good
the ui is just so yummy to look at, the icon is so pretty

2024-06-24 13:36:25

what am i supposed to do with my life
#worldofwarcraft
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2024-06-23 13:12:18

idk what to do
* damus looks amazing i love the layout & easier for my eyes since i can expand the text size a lot
* i love the damus app icon
* damus can’t upload videos
* for damus i have to go outside the app to zap every single time which is annoying
* primal has an ugly icon
* primal’s text can’t be enlarged as much which makes people like me with bad eyesight have a slightly harder time reading things
* primal does have instant zapping & direct purchasing of sats all within the app
help! which do you guys prefer?
#nostr #damus #primal #nostrpleb #newtonostr

2024-06-21 02:59:25

why do some girls post pictures (their main/1st one at that) with a friend that is way hotter than them? i’m not trying to be that guy i promise, but it genuinely confuses me… do they not know their friend is hotter? are they trying to trick people to scroll down? even if you’re straight you can surely tell if someone is very good looking no?

2024-06-20 14:41:36

is bitcoin 1 million yet

2024-06-19 09:56:12

2024-06-18 19:20:59

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hmm this is the screen i’m seeing?
https://m.primal.net/Iped.png

2024-06-18 10:03:35

#nostrhelp #nostr #nostrplebs
i have a primal wallet but prefer the damus app, is there a way to connect the two? never got a response from alby

2024-06-15 15:17:14

https://m.primal.net/Ilpo.png
name of the day
#worldofwarcraft

2024-06-15 07:53:33

https://m.primal.net/IlUX.jpg

2024-06-13 09:37:30

today, I'm thankful for:
- my dentist
- cherry limeade
- cat cuddles

2024-06-12 21:16:17

name of the day
#worldofwarcraft
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2024-06-12 10:01:52

just another day in #worldofwarcraft
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2024-06-09 11:37:01

https://m.primal.net/IePl.png work to do
#worldofwarcraft

2024-06-09 01:40:04

Athena, she who fights in front

2024-06-08 19:02:59

Belfs gone wild! Real girls! Uncensored! Raw! Uncut! VCR 2 volume set! Apply now!

2024-06-07 14:14:18

the thinkers #cats
https://m.primal.net/IcCV.jpg
https://m.primal.net/IcCX.jpg

2024-06-07 10:13:05

today, I'm thankful for:
* blonde women
* black cats
* hand-made quilts

2024-06-06 10:18:21

the MoP remix really is insanely fun. just doing it for the mounts, but the toys, transmogs, & actual gameplay is incredibly immersive & fun. really hoping blizzard adds more remixes for past expansions in the future
#worldofwarcraft #gaming

2024-06-06 10:15:35

name of the day
#worldofwarcraft #gaming
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2024-06-05 17:29:36

is it nap time yet

2024-06-04 17:00:13

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me out here in house slippers & torn pajamas shopping

2024-06-04 16:57:45

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it’s inches at a time so yeah photos taken miles away from its subject isn’t going to look like anything lmao
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2024-06-04 10:33:26

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you are worthy of greatness.
- the winning lottery numbers for two weeks from now are 2, 57, 1, 48, 99, 70, & 51

2024-06-03 09:32:47

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stand up, take your meds, drink some water
- you are releasing the grudge.
- you get really drunk & at a new year's eve party in 2037, meet & spend the night with michael saylor. don't worry, all ya'll end up doing is talking about bitcoin while cuddling all night

2024-06-03 00:22:45

i saw what you did next summer

2024-06-02 09:13:10

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stand up, take your meds, drink some water
- you are beautiful just the way you are.
- everybody becomes obsessed with feet. no i mean, really, pictures of feet are everywhere, like boobs were

2024-06-01 15:51:49

eepy

2024-06-01 06:48:18

today, I'm thankful for:
* nostr
* nicki nicole
* orange cream flavoring

2024-05-31 11:15:30

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- break free from painful relationship patterns permanently.
- yes, the government has technology to know what you are thinking, & records it constantly. stop thinking so much about big titty goth girls, it's embharassing

2024-05-31 00:23:38

trump guilty on all charges lolll

2024-05-30 10:01:02

i made it look like i am casting magic from my finger with a very small ray of sunshine that was peeking through the blinds yesterday LOL
https://m.primal.net/ISYX.jpg
https://m.primal.net/ISYZ.jpg

2024-05-30 09:53:01

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- in the year 2901, april 9th, all the pandas in zoos riot against their zookeepers, killing tens of thousands of people all over the world with sharpened bamboo sticks
- you deserve the best.

2024-05-24 20:16:01

https://m.primal.net/ILlM.jpg

2024-05-24 14:33:45

me when I switch mains to holy pala
#worldofwarcraft
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2024-05-23 10:29:16

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- it is safe to love. it is safe to be loved.
- the lizard people had another protest today at the capital. oh wait no... sorry, didn't mean to mislead anyone, they aren't actually "lizard people," just people that have pet lizards.

2024-05-20 12:54:32

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you have the power to transcend the business of your mind anytime, and reconnect with who you truly are
- the first, real, Jurassic Park theme park just opened up, we did the whole copying DNA thing. it's all very cool, but one thing we didn't expect was how much the velociraptors shit. like, they are almost constantly shitting, no joke

2024-05-20 12:49:55

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weird, I don't get that at all from him

2024-05-19 10:15:43

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- you deserve more.
- the human race just perished due people not "believing" climate change. we fucked up y'all LOL

2024-05-19 10:09:32

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Yeah I love him lol, not sure why there is so much hate towards him on here

2024-05-18 17:40:21

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why don’t people like him? jw

2024-05-18 16:29:12

damn Ross has some good deals rn lol

2024-05-18 12:02:33

eepy

2024-05-18 09:47:29

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- your inner peace deserves being protected. fight for it.
- nano takes over. apparently people don't like transaction fees. invest in nano, TRUST.

2024-05-17 19:43:42

which?
#gaming #worldofwarcraft
https://m.primal.net/IHlv.png https://m.primal.net/IHlw.png

2024-05-17 12:33:26

i'm an R1 now guys, here's proof
#worldofwarcraft #gaming
https://m.primal.net/IHgF.png

2024-05-17 12:32:12

today, I'm thankful for:
* bumble
* hats, in general
* night elves

2024-05-15 18:02:45

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we all will 😂

2024-05-15 17:11:04

coworker 🥺
https://m.primal.net/IGzu.jpg

2024-05-15 11:20:01

loneliness sucks

2024-05-15 09:38:11

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- you are allowed to be great.
- energy drinks now have 5,550mg of caffeine. You have a 98% chance of dying with them

2024-05-14 06:38:43

https://youtu.be/4YVOD6XId04?si=NJ0mwuydV-Cvx76-

2024-05-14 06:16:08

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- surrender to the flow of the universe.
- emory has switched himself out for a clone of himself, me. I'll be doing all the work for him from here on out. I also plan to "take care" of him while he is sleeping tonight; this town ain't big enough for the two of us

2024-05-13 09:30:44

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- you are precious. you are a part of all that is.
- quantum computers make porn really, really good.

2024-05-12 11:42:02

happy mother's day to all the moms out there! <3
#mothersday #happymothersday

2024-05-12 09:44:12

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- stop giving a fuck about what other people think, you don't need them.
- just got back from the year 52001, furthest I've gone in the future; in a nut shell, star wars is real, had sex with a twi'lek, they kinky af

2024-05-12 01:14:38

do-nothing-day accomplished.
just goes to show, if you put your mind to it, you can do nothing

2024-05-11 16:19:39

today i’m not doing anything but hbo & gaming & napping

2024-05-11 11:32:47

2024-05-10 22:25:24

working hard or hardly working?
https://m.primal.net/IFUZ.jpg

2024-05-10 20:40:53

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ahahaha amen 🙏

2024-05-10 20:40:41

just saw #CivilWar
10/10
honestly one of the best movies i’ve seen in a long time, watch in theaters if you can