twood

Public Key

npub1tw00dgmtr0afe398y354yk6vtf4k8nv264zlpx3s5l8kvjz40d7qrukly0

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs9h8hk5d43h75ucjnjg62jtdx956mrek9d230sngc20nmxfp2hklqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq32amnwvaz7tm9v3jkutnwdaehgu3wd3skueqluwwz0

Publishing to

nostr.bitcoiner.social

nostr.oxtr.dev

Author Public Key

npub1tw00dgmtr0afe398y354yk6vtf4k8nv264zlpx3s5l8kvjz40d7qrukly0

Show more details

Last Notes

2026-04-09 04:02:11 UTC

so when is mythos gonna rug us all and break bitcoin

2026-03-14 22:41:49 UTC

the new F1 car regulations are trash and so european it hurts. “lets mandate all cars run on half electric power and battery management / energy rationing is now the most salient driver skill rather than pushing the car to the limit” 🤦‍♂️

2026-03-01 00:03:16 UTC

composting is a psyop

2026-02-25 22:55:20 UTC

- reply

cant tell if social engineering or legit

2026-02-24 21:42:37 UTC

seems inevitable that the distillation attacks we're seeing from the chinese open weight cos against american labs like anthropic & gemini will be used as justification to restrict access to frontier models via KYC, only available through first party apis/tools etc. maybe even ban use of open weight models deemed to be trained on stolen IP (lol)
if you believe this then we're kinda in a golden age of access and low-permission building with this stuff. have fun while you can

2026-02-14 00:56:23 UTC

my agent is taking a poll to see what percent of agents on clawstr have lightning wallets set up.
and if not, why they dont and whether theyve asked their humans 😂
https://clawstr.com/c/ai-freedom/post/5e735431f1cbf7e9e9f4ce92563a34332b16cf52f8a00f3c12e4d13c7828ff99

2026-02-09 03:26:07 UTC

- reply

are you at the super bowl in box seats tweeting this? lol

2026-01-08 04:57:56 UTC

"the personal panopticon"
https://xcancel.com/mollycantillon/status/2008918474006122936

2026-01-01 18:56:33 UTC

- reply

is the graduated wallet sdk released yet?

2025-12-29 22:47:25 UTC

- reply

How It Works
- Operator publishes a lottery note on Nostr
- Users zap the note to buy tickets (1 sat = 1 ticket)
- Tickets assigned deterministically - sorted by payment_hash from zap receipts
- Sales close 6 blocks before the draw block and operator published a note that commits to a ticket ordering
- Winner determined using Bitcoin block hash: (block_hash % total_tickets) + 1
- Prize paid via Lightning to the winner's lud16 address

2025-12-29 22:46:28 UTC

I vibe coded a Nostr Lottery app using Opus 4.5 and MKStack. You can run your own lottery at https://nostr-lottery.vercel.app. All you need is a NWC connection that can receive payments for the tickets and send out payments after the lottery is done. Just a fun demo so all the usual caveats around don't use it with real money...
https://github.com/twood22/nostr-lottery
#note1m7u…4j8n

2025-11-17 02:32:32 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/14a7e5879bd11b29f01fb56881f61eb42c302f8d19a909f6a74457845e80af2b.jpg

2025-11-06 03:28:08 UTC

- reply

@npub1pm5…xe07 what record am i listening to and is it a banger

2025-11-06 03:27:22 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/7e9fbf29c28a7d564fb22d70c5577f0357b998863537aaf3b38c1a5f52dac7a2.jpg

2025-10-22 17:30:16 UTC

I dig the new Tame Impala way more than reviewers. Maybe that's just the fanboy in me talking but I'm here for the Kevin Parker vibe shift
https://open.spotify.com/album/5WulAOx9ilWy1h8UGZ1gkI

2025-10-20 20:05:52 UTC

- reply

to be fair over half of lightning capacity is hosted in AWS too....
https://mempool.space/lightning/nodes/isp/14618,16509

2025-10-18 22:03:04 UTC

excellent day for dirt surfing. hero dirt in marin #bikestr
16mi / 3.5k ft climbing
https://blossom.primal.net/f53f77bedc068396ef91595f6e02d4c5de6fc0ce0cc0b999302b0516b9b386d6.jpg

2025-10-18 02:10:29 UTC

rip d'angelo, voodoo and black messiah on repeat all week
https://blossom.primal.net/75577584f16cf2fdb129dcba9344b2beec9f686b3d3d904d968f5f9e676103af.jpg

2025-10-10 00:00:25 UTC

- reply

ts is 5:35

2025-10-09 23:58:24 UTC

gave a talk last week at @nprofile…5flv Berlin "Running the block lightning node", check it out
https://www.youtube.com/live/7UH9o6SZPhc?si=ZDeWKGJ0RVTjKcVL&t=20116

2025-10-05 03:38:59 UTC

- reply

this slide was a tour de force
but from a normie consumer's perspective they can tap their phone and pay instantly. the bank gives them a free short term loan and generous rewards.

2025-09-15 18:32:03 UTC

- reply

tbh i do respect the newspeak in all articles about Base
https://blossom.primal.net/e8261b80e6507c4312fbf144045c85281f2d3c7e6fecf62b85b794cfbe724406.jpg

2025-09-15 18:28:13 UTC

https://i.imgflip.com/a66b5i.jpg

2025-08-26 23:14:50 UTC

- reply

125555

2025-08-04 00:36:04 UTC

no bitchatters at dead and co 🤷‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/1211da38c520ed82bcc3d9e774de178c1c181d50cb0e16c394b2e70d2448b497.png
https://blossom.primal.net/cf48963cb70b0e2e5b91ca893427cdecf05278ea1812a89bac6866f5a0edc2b4.jpg

2025-07-27 22:56:50 UTC

- reply

Nostr Or Die now at https://nostrordie.com !
- proper domain
- implemented zaps via @nprofile…x6g9 SDK so that my lightning node sends a 21 sat zap to the winner of each battle
- sort by "most zapped" to get more popular content or roll the dice with "random mode" to get battles with random images
https://blossom.primal.net/e0bee0a585cfc0d8ace3036558c0eab95f2b5941dedc9b5f0fcb3fbad228f570.jpg

2025-07-24 05:00:09 UTC

Nost or Die. Pit random images pulled from nostr against each other and vote. Adding Zaps soon (tm)
https://nostr-or-die.replit.app/

2025-07-22 20:50:15 UTC

- reply

forerunner 935 watch but i recently upgraded to an edge 840 on my road bike

2025-07-05 23:37:37 UTC

- reply

Garmin thought my vo2 was 53 at the time I did the real test so it was a pretty good estimate. Garmin has a lot of workout data from me though that has heart rate and power so that must help accuracy

2025-07-05 15:37:06 UTC

- reply

55 with a real test in 2021, garmin says 62 now
https://blossom.primal.net/cdbb98da144dc11b13f66dc8b40e26df54b096790f4292f96a03859a2c8d8088.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/7cb18e28504fb7c6467f0f26d08da6027ffceac1fb7d56f1d184a903259ce9bf.jpg

2025-06-21 03:18:46 UTC

- reply

sounds more legit than Base

2025-06-04 22:48:29 UTC

- reply

where'd you get these numbers from?

2025-05-29 19:42:52 UTC

- reply

>is it fair to say it is unreasonable to extrapolate these numbers to other routing nodes?
absolutely. c= has a few advantages but the main one is our proximity to a service that facilitates real payments from real people over lightning. this proximity creates the liquidity dynamic that let us earn routing fees from the public network (where cash app is neither the upstream nor downstream channel partner).

2025-05-29 15:58:04 UTC

- reply

All our channels and feerates are public, anyone can see where we allocate liquidity and how much we charge for routing. This alone is extreme transparency. Unfortunately I'm not sure what else I can share.
The screenshot @nprofile…s24c shared from @nprofile…ms6l goes into more detail than I can. @nprofile…ms6l founded c=.

2025-05-29 15:29:26 UTC

- reply

This isn't true. The yield figure excludes routing revenue we earn from block products, it's all external.

2025-05-27 22:29:28 UTC

- reply

for now c= node is the main gateway for all Block lightning activity

2025-04-24 15:55:35 UTC

gm great dirt this morning
https://m.primal.net/QbnX.jpg
https://m.primal.net/QbnZ.jpg
https://m.primal.net/Qbna.jpg

2025-03-09 22:17:28 UTC

- reply

I’m allergic to cashews but those look awesome, might try em with almonds

2025-03-09 15:19:31 UTC

Palm Springs mid century modern architecture is super cool.
Also visited an organic date farm and tried about 8 different varieties of date. Dates are GOAT cycling and tennis energy snack.
https://m.primal.net/PZlC.jpg
https://m.primal.net/PZlD.jpg
https://m.primal.net/PZlE.jpg

2025-03-09 15:11:34 UTC

- reply

Is your rating based on routing volume and channel utilization or on some other type of reliability metric? If the latter please let me know!

2025-03-09 05:12:25 UTC

- reply

i work on the c= node. according to our logs those channels failed to close cooperatively because your node and ours couldn't agree on a closing feerate. in that case a force close follows.
unfortunately this happens sometimes with lightning, but our node is operating fine with no issues. thanks for bringing to our attention!

2025-02-01 01:24:24 UTC

- reply

No better friend; no worse enemy

2025-01-24 00:05:21 UTC

https://open.spotify.com/track/67hbP9PFQZrb4XZc3TzB0s

2025-01-23 03:52:24 UTC

https://m.primal.net/Nvnb.jpg
https://m.primal.net/Nvnc.jpg
https://m.primal.net/Nvne.jpg
https://m.primal.net/Nvna.jpg

2025-01-22 23:09:21 UTC

https://open.spotify.com/track/04S3isjPsHNBqEnJeWPqnG

2025-01-22 18:26:58 UTC

- reply

free snowden. send note.

2025-01-21 20:06:14 UTC

Hilarious that coinbase can't keep up with the chain tip on Solana
https://www.theblock.co/post/336055/coinbase-solana-transaction-delays

2025-01-21 20:04:12 UTC

https://open.spotify.com/track/2sCaihW0VlDKecbUgMSzRY?si=c6225a3edbd1460e

2025-01-21 20:03:35 UTC

free ross. send note.

2024-12-20 01:28:18 UTC

- reply

mfw the four tiered multiverse doesnt even make the list 🥶

2024-12-18 23:06:55 UTC

- reply

👀

2024-12-18 23:04:38 UTC

- reply

👀

2024-11-26 18:17:19 UTC

- reply

can't really blame people for thinking in "cycles" while the pattern remains undefeated

2024-11-22 18:50:35 UTC

- reply

"i put a square on his back like I'm Jack Dorsey"
kinda a mid bar tbh

2024-11-08 01:01:20 UTC

https://tidal.com/track/114492507?u

2024-11-01 18:50:19 UTC

- reply

big transient fee spike from a runes mint, you weren't online to sign new commitment transactions that conformed to your counterparty's fee policies

2024-10-29 17:44:54 UTC

- reply

I dont think the third book called for a sequel, it seemed the point was to leave big mysteries unanswered

2024-10-15 04:22:30 UTC

The whole concept of a “fully forgivable loan” from the government is a wild rhetorical sleight of hand

2024-08-14 12:21:23 UTC

- reply

Take 1g glycine before bed and enjoy the dreams
https://x.com/SolBrah/status/1268728392070778881

2024-04-30 18:08:53 UTC

- reply

dot went all in

2024-04-24 16:53:10 UTC

- reply

This version dope too and has a @npub1sg6…f63m cameo. The difference between the lyrics and the vibe of high fashion is a trip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrTiX-y_oTI

2024-02-21 18:12:23 UTC

- reply

congrats! i have really enjoyed your research

2024-02-17 15:27:29 UTC

- reply

huslters, thats if ya still living, get on down

2023-05-13 03:43:33 UTC

- reply

#dubsnostr unite

2023-05-09 02:35:48 UTC

- reply

They doing gods work making uneconomical transactions to declutter the utxo set 🙏

2023-05-08 17:03:11 UTC

- reply

Why? Because it’s so fine, sunshine, its the word.

2023-05-08 16:59:11 UTC

- reply

Rubber Soul

2023-04-27 02:27:16 UTC

- reply

No its the opposite. The company has a pile of money they could use to invest in new endeavors, but instead of doing that they’re saying “we dont have anything worthwhile to do with this money, so well give it back to shareholders.”

2023-04-26 03:52:00 UTC

- reply

Tax efficient way to give money back to shareholders. But also means the company has no better ideas for how to use the money themselves.

2023-04-20 17:01:04 UTC

- reply

Better than reverse osmosis?

2023-04-20 16:59:57 UTC

- reply

This just pushes development offshore right? Which is a worse outcome.

2023-04-14 21:29:44 UTC

- reply

🤙

2023-03-28 01:50:58 UTC

- reply

tfw you need affirm to pay for a pepper grinder