CarolEmmarie

@nprofile…n5fe
Mister Mamdani is bound to get depressed
after he loses his "cute" looks
to the march of time.
That's all he has going for him right now.
{Awww, so CUTE!!}

2026-03-28 20:58:53 UTC

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@nprofile…n5fe
Oh, the smirk!
I forgot about that smirky smirk that looks SMIRKY.
I guess I don't miss it. Or him.

2026-03-25 19:05:08 UTC

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@nprofile…7zyd
Okay, okay.
Right after posting that last little cute tidbit
I spilled tea all over myself.
glub glub what?

2026-03-24 20:48:38 UTC

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@nprofile…7zyd
I think that I shall start a group called,
"Tea for Me and Thee"

2026-03-22 05:57:52 UTC

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@nprofile…feuu
Very, very nice.
Nuevo Elegante Chic

2026-03-21 17:31:17 UTC

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@nprofile…7zyd @nprofile…t8xs
Plus the Slow-Winkie Gaze.
It's always accompanied by a glow of love!!

2026-03-19 19:39:05 UTC

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@nprofile…7zyd @nprofile…t8xs
I bet he follows you just because you are "Mommy".
{{ and also there night be food occasionally }}
(Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? ad nauseam)

2026-03-09 22:24:50 UTC

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@nprofile…5pth
The perfectly-shaped ChairLoaf Cat.
"Don't sit on that chair!"

2026-03-08 01:30:47 UTC

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@nprofile…a7n2 @nprofile…rc7y
But we really don't
Whoever concocted that fake blurb of Jill supposedly never getting her PhD -- wants us to share it & embarrass ourselves with our rash naivety.
It's fake news, folks.
Jill is indeed a PdD.

2026-03-08 01:27:45 UTC

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@nprofile…rc7y
Oops -- fake news meant to embarrass us after we repost & share.
Ask Grok.
U of Delaware has always maintained that Jill is a Doctor of Education.
https://files.freeatlantis.com/system/media_attachments/files/116/190/952/214/401/908/original/327a444d5ab56123.jpg

2026-03-04 02:45:32 UTC

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@nprofile…zjjq
With Tucker and Candace cheering from the sideline

2026-02-25 20:49:58 UTC

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@nprofile…a7n2
But oh, those ideas!
Those marvelous unhinged unicorn-utopian ideas!
And they told us Carter was "the smartest prez ever".
pffft

2026-02-25 20:47:15 UTC

LOOKIE! and marvel.
See who won the Worst Prez in the Olympics!
https://files.freeatlantis.com/system/media_attachments/files/116/133/227/962/154/526/original/9514953bd68030d4.jpg

2026-02-25 05:46:49 UTC

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@nprofile…t8xs
We MUST always remember that
Black
oLives
Matter !!
Green olives, on the other hand, DON'T.

2026-02-20 17:27:37 UTC

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@nprofile…yghh
Oh Trumpie -- you ROCK!
Thanks

2026-02-20 17:21:07 UTC

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@nprofile…yghh
Are you sure, Trumpie?
I certainly hope it's so!

2026-02-13 23:06:38 UTC

Good point on blue states refusing to require voter ID should the SAVE act pass ==
https://files.freeatlantis.com/system/media_attachments/files/116/065/825/349/009/400/original/1b430ede57cd79aa.jpg

2026-02-09 20:25:47 UTC

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@nprofile…a7n2
Ew

2025-12-01 21:31:06 UTC

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@nprofile…4mrn God is watching over you all!

2025-10-06 06:13:44 UTC

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UPDATE on my dear friend Maxie's journey with cancer: she has passed away, leaving her husband and 2 late teen-early 20s kids.

2025-07-29 19:59:52 UTC

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@nprofile…dkwa @nprofile…7j28
maybe substitute the word "pate" (pat-ay) for "cake"?

2025-07-01 18:27:31 UTC

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@nprofile…akcl
Summer is perhaps the gayest month
with gaiety galore
as we gasp at gazelles;
as we gawk at gazanias.
Or is it gazaniae?

2025-06-26 04:22:21 UTC

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@nprofile…7j28 @nprofile…kx58
So sad, so very sad.
My co-worker flushed his phone down the toilet
and returned to his desk with a very wet right arm
and a very angry scowl.

2025-04-06 09:33:53 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
The Idjut.

2025-04-05 21:08:51 UTC

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@nprofile…zgs0
Well, neither mister nor mistress 0
will EVER undergo ANY trial for ANYTHING.
Ever.

2025-04-04 06:16:40 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
Evil buffoon

2025-04-03 21:34:17 UTC

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@nprofile…4ng7
Nope.
It's weird.

2025-03-26 06:32:06 UTC

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@nprofile…dkwa
Sheesh!

2025-03-25 23:51:48 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
Yup yup.
Startin' 2look like 'scuses 2me.
Same people were hollering in 2021:
" THE MILITARY WILL REDO THE ELECTION
& REINSTATE TRUMP!!!! "
Yeah sure. Sure, Jan.

2025-03-25 16:35:00 UTC

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@nprofile…akcl
Good reminder!

2025-03-24 05:44:41 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
I hear that it's hard to tell when a fish sleeps.
Hint hint...

2025-03-22 12:05:05 UTC

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@nprofile…07am
idjut judg

2025-03-20 20:54:04 UTC

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@nprofile…zgs0
Haha --!
The other day I wandered about, lost because I could not see.
Later I found BOTH my pairs of Rx glasses ON MY HEAD.
Unnnnnnnh

2025-03-19 13:56:46 UTC

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@nprofile…07am
Hilaria?
Must be a hillary-thingie.

2025-03-03 23:54:06 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
And if THAT doesn't work,
he'll stomp his FOOT
& hold his breath till he's BLUE.

2025-03-03 23:49:00 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
The sky could rain chickens!
Chickens could mate with alarm clocks!
O wait: we have roosters already.

2025-03-01 21:08:44 UTC

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@nprofile…zgs0
I do suppose that even if/when none of the above are ever arrested
and perhaps very few of anybody are arrested
that some version of MAGA can happen anyway.

2025-02-27 18:27:13 UTC

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@nprofile…07am
I absolutely expect something or other, some time in the future, somehow --!

2025-02-25 01:20:59 UTC

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@nprofile…7cxz @nprofile…tqhs
My church sure as anything
did not take ANY govt $$
No WAY Jose!
Maybe some liberal pseudo CINO churches did.
"Christian In Name Only"

2025-02-23 23:06:59 UTC

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@nprofile…zgs0
QUICK: HIDE this from my husband.
Oh NO: if he's already seen it
he'll repeat these same punz
THOUSANDS of times.
Aaaaaa

2025-02-22 21:25:30 UTC

OK, folks, when I stated, "gonna be 89 here next Wednesday: --
I meant the TEMPERATURE outside; not my own age.
I shall be 89 sometime after that, though.

2025-02-18 01:53:50 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
Let's go ahead and Ask The Bus.
Her name is Christine.

2025-02-15 17:21:20 UTC

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@nprofile…07am
May he get what he truly deserves;
what Jesus declared that the scribes and Pharisees of His day deserved
[Rhymes with "bell"]

2025-02-14 05:35:59 UTC

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@nprofile…8dgg
Actually, I believe Ms. Warren looks like that all the time.
Terminally angry.
At everything we hold dear.

2025-02-10 03:10:33 UTC

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@nprofile…zgs0
Now, at game's conclusion, I wonder if sumbuddy was paid to throw the game .
That's me: a day late, a dollar short.

2025-02-10 02:00:21 UTC

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@nprofile…8dgg
I believe it!
That stuff is STRONG
but doable
since my squeamish daughter manages a few doses weekly without complaint.

2025-02-10 01:57:49 UTC

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@nprofile…5gjj
Do tell!

2025-02-09 22:43:17 UTC

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@nprofile…zgs0
Pssst: artificial insemination--!

2025-02-06 20:16:00 UTC

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@nprofile…aw6p ouch
Years ago I simply reached into my mom's mailbox
And a nasty leaf-shaped hornet stung me within nanoseconds.
Swelled up and HURT!!

2025-01-13 19:21:08 UTC

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@nprofile…dkwa @nprofile…7cxz
Here in Emmarie-Land we participate in the Retirement KA-BOOM!
Highly recommended, if you can manage it.
Even if you can MOSTLY manage it.
I do miss those vacation days, though.
NOT!

2025-01-13 02:14:12 UTC

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@nprofile…akcl
yum actually!

2025-01-13 02:12:49 UTC

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@nprofile…8dgg @nprofile…07am
An idea:
There is a large Trash Island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.
They keep fixating on that island. Ship them there.

2025-01-12 16:04:12 UTC

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@nprofile…8dgg
Time will tell!

2025-01-10 04:12:55 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
Maybe Biden got the glued-shut card
imprinted with [see inside] .
That would've been fun to watch.
⌚️ ⏱️ 🕛 ⏳️

2025-01-10 04:08:47 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs @nprofile…6kya
Haha!
My husband thinks I look great.
So there's that. 😆

2025-01-10 04:05:08 UTC

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@nprofile…6kya
Melania is 54 I believe. Menopause.
At 50 I was pleased with my reflection. "Yay: still got it!"
At 52, the same.
At 53, it was: "What happened?"
True aging begins in the early 50s.
Like puberty: can't slow or stop it.
Men no longer wink at you.
Menopause.

2025-01-06 02:12:39 UTC

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@nprofile…8dgg
This should be made into a tee shirt or sweatshirt!

2025-01-06 02:06:41 UTC

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@nprofile…29v8 Well, she's a YOUNG WOMAN in VIRGINIA
So it's pretty likely she's woke

2025-01-03 22:25:43 UTC

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@nprofile…zgs0
RAH-RAH;
Sis-boom-BAH!
But what could Trumpie say other than that? Lol
At least we're not still embroiled in a 17-round session of try-it-again-boyz --!

2025-01-03 18:34:15 UTC

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@nprofile…4ng7
I feel for you, friend. You are wearing quite a few hats.
I recall a time over a decade ago when we had my frowning Alzheimer's MIL in the downstairs bedroom, my own mother residing post-stroke in her deceased friend's husband's home, and my son giving me major internal conniptions from overt disrespect.
I drove to church midweek for a ladies' meeting with a corrosively heavy heart, pondering what to say to my best friend.
At the church I realized I FORGOT to pick her up.
?!?

2025-01-03 03:23:27 UTC

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@nprofile…8dgg @nprofile…7cxz
Yes: 98 cents of toilet paper would be worth more than this book
if this book were torn page-by-page and used as such.
So howz 'bout: Wally Mart pays YOU 98 cents to cart this book off their hands
==> DEAL!

2025-01-02 23:32:04 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
No limit to Cray-Cray apparently.

2025-01-02 22:15:27 UTC

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@nprofile…4ng7
Happeee New Year --!!!
I choose hope and happiness this time.
I really do!

2024-12-30 04:07:00 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
Wife to husband: "I forgive you of the adultery."
Husband: "????? What adultery?"

2024-12-28 20:24:24 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
I've owned cats who loved to dress up. Doll clothes, hats, scarves, booties all were welcomed as a change of pace.
Other cats despised anything foreign on their bodies and would back up, shaking the head and paws in disgust until that THING was REMOVED.
--!!!

2024-12-28 20:21:01 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
Awwww

2024-12-28 00:57:43 UTC

On X/twitter...
We shall soon see what becomes of this promise!
https://files.freeatlantis.com/system/media_attachments/files/113/727/730/539/294/117/original/fbccc7beb5f32f02.png

2024-12-25 16:06:37 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
YA, that would be pretty sick.

2024-12-25 16:04:23 UTC

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@nprofile…dlcq
Now THAT is a handsome fellow.
Well-behaved too.

2024-12-25 16:01:45 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs Really? Maddening and relieving at the same time.
So there was no victim after all?

2024-12-25 06:06:15 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
Same to you, DrF!
We had our big Christmas Eve gathering here today
-- very happy it was --
so I am basking in the glow of the Mac screen

2024-12-25 06:04:54 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
"Next up is the toilet water, which I call twa-0LETTE wahta.
I suck it up and apoweituspodfkgjoifh WHO forgot the FILTER MEDIUM?"

2024-12-25 06:02:26 UTC

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@nprofile…akcl
That's right. Christ's entire earthly life was the path to the cross.

2024-12-25 06:01:03 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
\Excellent prose.
I shall copy it on my New Year cards.
[just imagining the reaction --!]

2024-12-24 03:42:43 UTC

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@nprofile…8dgg @nprofile…66em
Neigh!
[ just took some bitter apple tasty stuff myself ]

2024-12-23 18:12:31 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
And all the WHOs in Who-ville shall mourn

2024-12-23 17:23:39 UTC

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@nprofile…zgs0
O kitty!
Don't do it
But if you do,
stay right there
and Mommy will rescue you.
Again

2024-12-23 17:16:44 UTC

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@nprofile…8dgg
Thanks -- saved all 8 screenshots, to share with others!!!

2024-12-22 22:25:03 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
VERY cute!
The meme and the girl

2024-12-22 02:40:52 UTC

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@nprofile…v5lw
and addle-brained!

2024-12-20 21:13:36 UTC

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@nprofile…akcl
Oh oh -- that seems wicked.
Do it!

2024-12-20 01:44:35 UTC

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@nprofile…akcl
ShudDOWN!!! - - [ bloop! ]
Hey: it's not dark in here.
Things are more efficient.
Who KNEW?

2024-12-19 01:45:46 UTC

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@nprofile…8dgg
Michelle Steele: you shall be avenged!
Your seat stolen from you shall be made public knowledge.
Perhaps Derek Tran will resign under duress?
We shall see.
Nobody voted for that Commie loser, in SUPER-MAGA Orange County CA!

2024-12-18 22:37:14 UTC

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@nprofile…8dgg
I recall pundits saying just that in 2021,
re. the cheating in AZ.
For a quick minute in 2021 it seemed that the AZ house of election cards would fall,
but then, no, it never was actually even close to falling
and continued on in fine form for the 2022 midterm and 2024 down ballot cheats.

2024-12-16 03:55:23 UTC

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@nprofile…8dgg
Why do so many on the left (also like Mrs. Walz) have these strangely glowing eyeballs?
Open a bit too wide. Shining a bit too much.
Weird

2024-12-14 21:22:53 UTC

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@nprofile…7p43 @nprofile…07am
and I've found that it's not just liberals -- many well-meaning conservatives "Trust Their Doctor"[TM] to the death.
"Your alt treatment sounds nice, but I'm gonna go ahead and do what my Doctor [TM] says."
Seems to be a misinterpretation of the "obeying authority" New Testament command:
OUR DOCTORS are NOT our AUTHORITIES!
Do NOT make your doctor your DEITY!
Old ingrained habits die hard,
and sometimes die WITH YOU.

2024-12-14 18:20:39 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs
Ya, a broken pelvis is nassssty.
Nancy is also nasty
but I do wish her a speedy recovery anyway.
Speedy is not possible - this injury takes MONTHS to heal.
If wishes were king . . .

2024-12-13 19:25:55 UTC

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@nprofile…p58g
FINALLY a photo of Mister Italian Guy without the crazy smirk.

2024-12-13 19:24:03 UTC

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@nprofile…tqhs @nprofile…8dgg @nprofile…p58g @nprofile…dkwa @nprofile…gzvh
Ha!

2024-12-13 19:20:31 UTC

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@nprofile…8dgg @nprofile…p58g @nprofile…dkwa @nprofile…gzvh
Then there was the dead rattlesnake, killed with a single blow of hubby's shovel.
And the tarantula.
Now HE was pretty cute; like a miniature Winnie-the-Pooh, bumbling about the front yard, asking permission to continue because, you see, the grass was so TALL.
The kids followed another tarantula down the hill 15 houses long, all the way to the bottom, to ensure no driver accidentally ran him over.
The little guy really strutted his stuff.

2024-12-13 19:16:39 UTC

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@nprofile…8dgg @nprofile…p58g @nprofile…dkwa @nprofile…gzvh
I remember being chased around the house by my HUSBAND who was holding a bloated DEAD RAT.
"Don't you wanna even look at him?"
I was thinking: "He stinks. Plus it's probably a SHE anyway."

2024-12-13 19:14:44 UTC

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@nprofile…8dgg @nprofile…p58g @nprofile…dkwa @nprofile…gzvh
I get birds cavorting in my pie plate.
Anything bigger would call to the skunks
Whole families of them.
Raccoons? Maybe
Lol

2024-12-11 17:44:12 UTC

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@nprofile…7p43
Well then it's the star
that guided the shepherds.
!

2024-12-10 18:45:51 UTC

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@nprofile…g4y5
Hopefully Lula received a brain transplant in that surgery.
That would fix things right fast, as my southern gramma would say.

2024-12-10 17:55:10 UTC

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@nprofile…zgs0
and the TEA
Always the TEA!
[grin]
Grin brought to you by Tea, Inc.

2024-12-09 22:35:18 UTC

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@nprofile…8dgg
\C'mon! Same guy.