Floaty Birb

he/him. here to quack at the void.
sewer socialist trash mammal.

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2024-07-31 03:07:33

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@npub1tel…4v4v
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/878/889/700/825/683/original/1b995747c3a07ee8.png

2024-07-28 03:35:42

Some of my IRL socialist comrades are still on twitter; they know its trash, but justify enduring its horrors because "everyone else is on it".
So, it seems strange that the libs here boost posts about why twitter is fascist trash and you shouldn't post on it, but more radical people I know are like "I know but post on it anyway."
1/2

2024-07-27 01:02:44

I started watching #StarTrekProdigy because I was sad Paramount tried to bury it and I think I've figured out the crew dynamic of the bumbling teenager space ship.
It's sort of like the friend group where you have the one loud friend who wants to be in charge and is super assertive, and everyone else kind of goes along with what he wants because the rest of the group is made up of mellow subs who just want to go with the flow.

2024-07-14 03:50:14

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@npub1mdk…aptk X Files' lightning annoyed me because it was too monotonous with the darkness and it was hard to see what was going on, but I think I'm in the minority with that reaction.

2024-07-14 02:24:18

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 I'm doing my part by losing interest in it already.

2024-07-09 02:39:21

I have decided to just not care if Biden drops out of the race or not, because it is out of my control and the likely replacement will probably not be that much different politically.
I would rather they pick whoever is more likely to beat Trump in November, but I have no idea if that is Biden or a different person. It seems like a poor use of my time and energy to try to prognosticate on who that would be given that no one making that decision cares about my opinion.

2024-07-04 20:32:45

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@npub1vu7…nmuv I would save them just in case.

2024-07-04 18:09:29

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@npub1mdk…aptk the Neither New Nor Old York Times

2024-07-02 02:19:44

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@npub1200…aqy2 sigh... ill find you a giant robot

2024-06-28 22:47:15

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@npub1nn8…8sed wait... unstoppable?
Like can they poke through concrete? Will horny geologists use the sex bots to drill to the center of the earth?

2024-06-27 00:58:11

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@npub1nn8…8sed to show their contempt for the laws of man and god.

2024-06-01 14:49:49

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@npub1nn8…8sed amadeus

2024-06-01 03:00:39

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@npub132h…f594 this sounds like a good argument for city people to get more guns.

2024-05-29 04:59:50

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@npub1200…aqy2 All the boringest youtube videos have a chatbot written script narrated by AI Morgan Freeman over arbitrary stock footage. On its own, the stock footage might be mildly interesting in a sensible context.

2024-05-26 04:00:44

I would like to know if intelligent beings exist on other planets and, if so, do they have cartoons?

2024-05-18 02:55:31

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@npub1mm5…9qt8 Congratulations for your new gig as the People's Commissioner for Kitten Shelter Nomenclature.

2024-04-19 02:07:32

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@npub15th…6nvx there are nowhere near enough anticapitalist pony memes

2024-04-17 03:13:55

Scrolling @npub1r7v…qwpu makes me think the 21st century needs to invent some more subcultures.
The 70s and 80s kids invented new aesthetics and artistic traditions; it seems like we've been slacking a bit instead of inventing the next punk. Maybe neoliberalism ground us down too much.

2024-03-23 22:59:18

protip: if you're about to be eaten by a werewolf, eat as much chocolate as quickly as you can, so if the werewolf eats you, it will die.

2024-02-17 17:07:47

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@npub1nn8…8sed wait how is the cat at the table with the laptop not knocking their mug on to the floor?