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2026-04-27 11:36:20 UTC

AI features CANNOT be aligned with Open Source values because the entire fucking "natural language" snake oil is a scam that does not work as promised and nobody wants it except stock investors.
The PRIME DIRECTIVE of Open Source values is "supplier does not get to force me to use the computer in the way that benefits them and not me, by means of licensing".
#nevent1q…64sy

2026-04-21 12:59:38 UTC

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@nprofile…fu0r Now it would be great if you also started reading what people think of genAI under the replies of your posts about the EU AI strategy, and took notice of the message.

2026-04-17 13:43:21 UTC

"One feed of algorithmically selected, entertaining amateur dramatics is broadly equivalent to any other feed of algorithmically selected amateur dramatics."
This is perhaps the best phrase to convey my feeling with algorithmic feeds. It's not that those japanese carpenters chopping beautiful clover-shaped ASMR joints on cherrywood planks that instagram shows me did anything wrong, really. It's just that my feelings when looking at them are abysmally, offensively GENERIC.
#nevent1q…p6dd

2026-04-13 06:52:33 UTC

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@nprofile…3q9y Markov arrival process in general. Poisson arrival process if the distribution of time between arrivals is memoryless. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markovian_arrival_process

2026-04-11 10:50:44 UTC

Por aclarar unha vez mais con outras palabras: eu non me opoño á idea de facer que unha serie de multiplicacións de vectores entrenadas con datos realicen prediccións estadísticas.
Eu opóñome á idea de que predicir estadísticamente o texto que debería sair como resposta nunha conversación ou como párrafos dun documento sexa un procedemento capaz de realizar traballos que requiren intelixencia.

2026-03-10 11:17:13 UTC

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@nprofile…cxsr Si, e o aluguer e a tecnificación tamén levan a relacionarse moito máis con xente doutros sítios. Este amigo por exemplo tiña alugado noutro concello e iba cambiando o gando de sitio por distintas razóns.

2026-03-10 11:11:01 UTC

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@nprofile…cxsr Teño un coñecido que me explicou como funciona o tema da PAC e, básicamente, hai unha subvención por cantas hectáreas teñas anotadas para a actividade. Por iso esta persoa aluga de bo grado prados baleiros aos veciños, xa que lle repercute positivamente. Entendo que, despois de andar todo o día coas hectáreas na cabeza discutindo estes temas coa xente, acabe sendo o primeiro no que pensan.

2026-03-04 10:39:50 UTC

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@nprofile…yz28 - José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero lost the presidency in 2011 mostly due to dissatisfaction among PSOE voters because of his giving in to orders to impose austerity measures against the financial crisis, mandated by USA and northern EU economic leaders and banks.
So, you see, Sanchez being this firm on this issue is very consistent with this context.

2026-03-04 10:31:15 UTC

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@nprofile…yz28 Some context may help our non es-pol familiarized friends:
Rightwing president José María Aznar joined Blair and Bush in the Irak war with 90% of the population against it and colossal protests in all Spanish cities
On March 11 2023 the biggest terrorist attack in Spain killed >200 people. It was a direct retaliation for Irak by islamists. Aznar made police and press publish false reports attributing it to basque separatists. On 14/3/03 Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero won the election.

2026-03-03 16:04:42 UTC

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@nprofile…u7p7 @nprofile…jpgl Zed is very pro AI, in fact. As soon as I downloaded it from flathub (sic) to try it out, it threw a dialog box at my face with spam about the benefits of AI with zed integration. I uninstalled it immeditely and then washed my hands. Why the fuck would I want to have a non-microslop alternative to VSCode that supports the same things that I hate about microslop VSCode?

2026-02-11 22:05:07 UTC

- Good Evening Mr. Randall this is the school. We have some inquiries regarding the enrollment form. We would like to ask if you really named your daughter ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86?
- Oh yes, absolutely. Little Anthy Numbers, we call her.
https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/11/the-anthropic-test-refusal-string-kill-a-claude-session-dead/

2026-01-13 15:45:59 UTC

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@nprofile…yz28 Today i had an unrelated problem with revolut and while troubleshooting it I found it refuses to run in a device with root. Absolutely ridiculous. I was furious when a bank made me install the app to sign a new account in the past, but in the future banking apps are probably going to become the number 1 trojan horse for what Doctorow calls "felony contempt of business model", which is to say using anti-circumvention client attestation to make it illegal to turn off app enshittyfications

2026-01-08 15:01:06 UTC

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@nprofile…msu5 Me da rabia porque creo que Jack Dorsey es un cretino y ATProto es solo es otra plataforma de enshittyfication financiada con venture capital más; pero esto es un signo inequívoco de que entre las celebrities bluesky le come la tostada al fediverso.

2025-12-25 13:33:50 UTC

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@nprofile…mrzh In Spain it's the last ad break before the 12pm bells. Same vibe: 2 minute short film coming of age story about a teenage girl facing the world with Cannes-worthy cinematography; life is good drink Coca Cola

2025-08-18 13:55:06 UTC

Lembrando lembramentos. A UME foi unha creación de Zapatero que o PP e o poder xudicial intentaron socavar. Nada cambia nunca.
https://www.abc.es/espana/abci-tribunal-supremo-paraliza-proyecto-militar-estrella-zapatero-200811210300-911391399354_noticia.html

2025-07-31 07:23:24 UTC

I want to shout one more thing about personal info leaks that I haven't seen enough.
YOU CANNOT RESET YOUR FACE
If you get a text password stolen, yeah, it's a pain. But you can reset all passwords and five years from now it will be little more than a fun anecdote.
If you get your face, fingerprint or iris scan leaked when you are 30 years old, your face stays leaked when you are 70 years old. You cannot reset that shit for your whole life.
RealIDs are ticking time bombs.
#leaks #cybersec

2025-07-10 16:26:51 UTC

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@nprofile…k0gr market capture. They lose no clients by cutting investment, so they make the cheapest clunkiest thing that can barely turn on and pocket the difference.

2025-06-21 06:36:43 UTC

solstice is short for social justice, pass it on

2025-05-24 07:02:04 UTC

Fediverse is wild because you see someone posting "fuck yeah eating cheese in underpants Saturday" and then you check their bio and it's something like "author of gnupancreas, the open source software library to assist in pancreatic surgery"

2025-04-19 14:55:11 UTC

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@nprofile…86gk una cosa peculiar de los fundamentalistas del bible belt es que a nivel de gente de la calle no consideran de los suyos a los católicos, pero en cierta medida si piensan en el Vaticano como parte de su movimiento, o por lo menos aspiran a que sea su aliado. Con lo cual cuando el papa defiende "cuidar los frutos de la creación" (ecologismo) o los derechos laborales o cosas así... la cabeza les hace segmentation fault.

2025-03-27 13:59:25 UTC

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@nprofile…fq0p "in socialism the state takes all your cows and gives an equal ration of milk to everyone" says guy whose idea of a good time is taking all the cows himself and seeing how much not giving you any milk he can get away with

2025-03-15 11:13:37 UTC

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@nprofile…0kgd @nprofile…j2mx Sorry if i'm barging it but I felt a bit of context might be missing: Some time ago "multi architecture" was introduced. If you apt install nvidia-driver it will download a 64-bit compiler version of the package. This is increasingly rare but in the good old days sometimes this would break some 32-bit compiled programs.
That error just means "add :i386 at the end of the package name so that apt install a SECOND copy of the same pkg build with a 32 bit compiler"

2025-03-09 11:04:38 UTC

"You can't go viral on fediverse like you can on the corporate platforms." yeah, and a vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy.

2024-02-14 11:48:07 UTC

A miña contribución a #samvalentin
(credito das imaxes orixinais anteriores https://www.tumblr.com/aftermidnightart/741902670446641152/dicaeopolis)
https://static.mastodon.gal/media_attachments/files/111/929/662/994/766/942/original/a519e332ecc944be.jpg

2023-11-07 23:09:38 UTC

LB volvo a dicir o mesmo: iso de eleir entre Instagram gratuito con datos ou de pago sin datos ten o nivel argumentativo dun adolescente que aprendeu de neoliberalismo por YouTube. Absolutamente patético.