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2024-09-14 16:27:44

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@npub1vs8…54zy I've heard it doesn't work on orange cats

2024-09-11 01:51:14

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 your boss stops treating you like a shiny new toy for profit generation and starts nitpicking you about shit that you can't finish because they won't give the tools to succeed

2024-09-05 12:31:35

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@npub1nk4…us2w ok shrek

2024-08-19 14:55:59

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 minified

2024-07-31 14:00:25

#memes #shitpost
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2024-07-25 12:14:34

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@npub17vj…g088 Isn't Harris in her 50s??? That's a BS argument, even by the logic they're pretending to have

2024-07-25 01:29:07

#memes #art
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2024-05-27 04:03:28

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@npub1the…k9sg imagine spending $15 to not even taste the shit while you slowly give yourself diabetes

2024-05-25 19:09:40

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 getting answers to programming questions is as simple as reading documentation :clippy:

2024-05-23 20:39:07

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@npub1su4…a0dw I was so tempted to get one back then too smh

2024-05-19 04:53:31

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@npub1e2p…aqmc I'd gripe about the booze not being old enough to vote but that cost is not comparable to the wheely tent

2024-05-16 12:34:21

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@npub1gfd…7gg6
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2024-05-10 19:07:21

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@npub188q…3jlx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-CnMXrPneI

2024-05-10 16:46:14

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 I'm really five anxious raccoons in a trenchcoat

2024-04-24 18:04:47

for the past few hours, I've been terrorized in my office by a rogue flying stink bug with a wingspan of over an inch, but no longer, for the human spirit has triumphed and I've slain my enemy by dousing the bastard with an ungodly amount of lysol spray and using a roll of paper towels as a projectile

2023-09-15 05:13:59

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@npub1khx…geyg XL F
my fav prof must have been a shiny; one of the relative few phds in software