bimmer on Nostr: for the past few hours, I've been terrorized in my office by a rogue flying stink bug ...
for the past few hours, I've been terrorized in my office by a rogue flying stink bug with a wingspan of over an inch, but no longer, for the human spirit has triumphed and I've slain my enemy by dousing the bastard with an ungodly amount of lysol spray and using a roll of paper towels as a projectile
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