GENSOKYO STRATEGIC AEROSPACE DIVISION

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8:30 PM EST EVERY DAY
Tues & Wed are days off

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Last Notes

2025-01-24 17:55:24 UTC

The Lords of Debate return to inform you that you've been Gnomed!
And now it's Woooop!, off to jail for breadtubers.
6:30pm EST
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2025-01-24 05:35:43 UTC

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https://i.poastcdn.org/f156cbfe4dba7938d376c2704ab08f5b23ded6af8b94addf09bcfb9ef5bc5211.mov

2025-01-23 23:34:37 UTC

The Petrol Hour would like to remind you this is in no way an admittance of legal culpability :^)
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2025-01-20 05:52:22 UTC

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Kenya has fallen
https://i.poastcdn.org/2122961e00670aeff8bd57d312098e611423027f240ce0f4c5314c94a2fd6635.mp4

2025-01-20 05:44:50 UTC

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2025-01-20 05:39:09 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/7842725d83052f07643fa09eb9b6544d849005d0bcf3446e89a9ac55a2759ff5.webp

2025-01-19 23:32:26 UTC

LIVE NOW!
#nevent1q…87qm

2025-01-19 18:25:27 UTC

Did you know we end up talking a lot about things I didn't plan to talk about? CRAZY RIGHT?
Well ol' Randy's got a lot of CONTENT to dump out of the CONTENT BASKET and the only thing that can stop me is being distracted again.
DISTRACTED BY SUPERCHATS. DARE YOU BE A HERO AND STOP ME?
6:30pm Eternal Seppo Time
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2025-01-17 08:36:33 UTC

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THEY MUST ANSWER

2025-01-17 08:29:38 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/4ad349c22603a4c9a0df35dd956c80c9ea70bc1e60ff883cbe13861074d07853.png

2025-01-12 09:40:31 UTC

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I'll take a look tomorrow. Pond's busy.

2025-01-06 23:39:06 UTC

The Petrol Hour is ready to sit down and absorb some big black girthy history as We Was Kangs is now the official position of the education system. When black heads bobble, we listen.
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2025-01-06 14:05:09 UTC

Had enough of this pseudo-scientific bullshit.
Stop lying to me about "ice" and "snow"
It's fuckin hot where I am.
That means it's hot where you are.
Stop telling lies cunt.
It's hot, take your shirt off and have a cold beer.
#nevent1q…d5k8

2025-01-06 13:44:47 UTC

Gentlemen, I suggest a radical, bold but in my opinion necessary course of action.
We must delist women from being human and start again, begin anew as we would with any new scientific discovery.
Examine, observe, test, classify.
We need to know what the hell is going on with these alien creatures.
https://i.poastcdn.org/574273996a5d39c3889fc56656a87deb107d3f47b7e9b7b2b920e8d545fb364f.jpg

2025-01-06 12:21:33 UTC

Francis E Dec wasn't wrong, he was early.
youtu.be/SRYgD9DVUhg

2024-09-05 13:58:15 UTC

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They unironically sell a travel case.

2024-09-05 13:57:38 UTC

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I would already be sold but its 120 bux just for the shipping :CryingCool:

2024-09-05 13:53:40 UTC

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I'm 95% this close to ordering one I just want a second alcoholic opinion.

2024-09-05 13:48:32 UTC

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its not midnight yet + I had a big nap

2024-09-05 11:13:28 UTC

Very important! @npub108z…dkr5 look at this thing!
store.fizzics.com/products/fizzics-draftpour?variant=39603657965603

2024-09-05 10:35:12 UTC

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Wut

2024-09-05 08:33:21 UTC

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Maybe, I doubt he's going to go page by page lol

2024-09-05 08:27:15 UTC

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I wish, turns out I don't have the pre-play edition

2024-09-02 23:19:54 UTC

Are you ready to labour, Team?
DSP sure isn't, that's why he's almost homeless again!
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2024-09-01 05:27:00 UTC

Ah.
Man-made horrors.
#note184n…9mds

2024-08-31 22:19:47 UTC

Honestly I was just expecting socks for Fathers day (I also got socks)
https://i.poastcdn.org/2213721b055ae3d23fc5b19215ba770b882a14535e3be8120acf619c46470f85.jpg

2024-08-18 22:37:27 UTC

LIVE NOW!
The Petrol Hour has received word that a very naughty girl has said some very naughty things and may have to go to the Great American Boo Box until next Shabbat.
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2024-08-17 22:58:19 UTC

LIVE NOW!
#note1ytk…w5x4

2024-08-17 16:00:10 UTC

6:30PM EST
The Petrol Hour is committed to committed relationships and how you can start one with a burnt out racehorse.
And we do mean Race Horse.
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2024-08-17 14:48:44 UTC

Sometimes I think about how I worked the shittiest minimum wage jobs for 2 decades and even joined the army twice and now I get to be a radio DJ on the internet and it's hard to get really super mad about stuff that doesn't matter anymore.
https://i.poastcdn.org/fa74a1159ee120db9e3ffa994a029027f59e1b79c5c16dade401f30950a792f0.mp4

2024-08-16 22:34:09 UTC

Buttons have been pressed, levers have been pulled, valves have been twisted: The Petrol Hour Rides again, LIVE!
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2024-08-12 21:36:41 UTC

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I get up at 6:30 to walk the dog with the family now, we've discussed this lol

2024-08-12 21:35:30 UTC

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It's this guy named ethan ralph. No idea what he's eating though.

2024-08-10 08:31:51 UTC

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graf lots of people love you :CryingCool:

2024-08-05 22:34:57 UTC

@npub108z…dkr5 plz poke poast TV with a stick fank yew :3

2024-07-29 09:50:18 UTC

I'm taking Monday off
You've earned it.
https://i.poastcdn.org/767be150025db9422f25bcea1324daaa9618766df01fab23015381ea642a2fe4.webp

2024-07-26 21:33:33 UTC

"There is little that can be done against a watermelon prepared in the ways of the Ancients"
Then my alarm woke me up. What did my dream spirtrealm mean by this?
https://i.poastcdn.org/86c93f3e6fd82aa568f0bc988fd37917d00f2ae3bb3eff957da0e1f20009a81b.jfif

2024-07-26 10:15:14 UTC

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That's a shitpost, right?

2024-07-25 08:17:14 UTC

@npub1aj3…hxuc
https://i.poastcdn.org/51981c35f034f28ba78b35039618ba2e3aeae2578748096370879f055b8b8dc1.png

2024-07-23 21:55:32 UTC

I humbly present proof the officer did nothing wrong.
https://i.poastcdn.org/7ca2fc8508fa5ea623904eb1e695eb2a4facb90878e0e2605ffb4480516da3fe.mp4

2024-07-23 02:43:23 UTC

We got:
Mr Beast's Pedotroon friend
Boogie's final stand (sitting down)
Piggy boy ralph passed out on xannies again
Ghost Biden
George Floyd 2: Boiling Boogaloo
This is only the first of three days I have off until Thursday
https://i.poastcdn.org/4f339a562a28dc8672f8ec7cfdde682dec233189ef36e54a5a04e9769cbb2899.jfif

2024-07-23 00:47:23 UTC

THIS
IS
WHAT
HAPPENS
WHEN
I
TAKE
A
DAY
OFF
https://i.poastcdn.org/6905119b65aa07baadca5830028d5094b5a08aafaf333adb34d2a2bc808db09d.mp4

2024-07-15 22:41:12 UTC

IT WORKS
HEIL GRAF
#note10dh…puem

2024-07-15 22:37:22 UTC

@npub108z…dkr5 sorry brother the restreamer fucked up again please cast a wizard spell at poast tv so it works again thanks in spell advance

2024-07-13 22:24:02 UTC

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There are pics and it happened

2024-07-13 22:21:47 UTC

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No, he just got shot

2024-07-13 22:16:50 UTC

That's it, Trumps going to win now

2024-07-03 17:41:53 UTC

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How does that happen?

2024-06-10 16:21:39 UTC

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I hate jews so much it's unreal

2024-05-23 11:44:23 UTC

6:30pm EST
The cube marvels at how many brooms make a bigger mess.
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2024-05-12 06:02:53 UTC

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Is it Satan Rape Nigger Madness or Satan Nigger Rape Madness?

2024-03-14 22:04:21 UTC

In 30 minutes @npub17c5…hcv8 and I explore the correct way to gender an amorphous alien killer.
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2024-02-09 06:44:49 UTC

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based

2024-01-29 11:09:04 UTC

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Good morning, re-education camps for normies

2024-01-29 10:49:30 UTC

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I HAVE HEARD ABOUT THE INDONESIAN COFFEE THEY MAKE OUT OF POSSOUMS SHITTING OUT DIGESTED COFFEE BEANS AND I THINK IT CAN REALLY TEACH US A LOT ABOUT OUR TRANSEXUAL ALLIES.

2024-01-29 10:42:22 UTC

WE ARE VERY COMMITED TO BEING THE BESTEST EVER ALLIES TO OUR TRANS FRIENDS WHETHER THEY BE DRINKING POSSIBLY UNETHICALLY SOURCED COFFEE OR JUST AIRING OUT THEIR DRAINAGE HOLE ON PUBLIC TRANSIT
6:30PM ETERNAL SOLIDARITY TIME, OK?
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2024-01-29 09:54:26 UTC

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I appreciate how its the dude holding the one fat elf that's sweating.

2024-01-22 23:28:23 UTC

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A thing that is typically far, far longer than a moment

2024-01-21 06:59:41 UTC

All I'm saying is there are more legitimate targets than Nikki Haley.
https://i.poastcdn.org/38b10cfa2cf3154197a9c859ca504137c3fa0978332f9cf4fd5749f27aa8048a.mp4

2024-01-19 22:56:36 UTC

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I use an at2020, love that thing

2024-01-19 22:56:09 UTC

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You won't return it

2024-01-11 04:41:17 UTC

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Why are you like this :'(

2024-01-11 04:34:24 UTC

Listen my niggys, I'm just trying to quickly set up something I understand and people can quickly access.
Please don't do the flipout thing where someone mentions getting a new computer and you send a 6 million page post about installing linux on an Obscuro-Tek 9000 (THE ONLY REAL COMPUTER, IT'S GOT SATAN-TEK CHIPSETS) and then get mad when they don't follow your instructions to the letter.
#note1n5g…30k0

2024-01-11 04:22:49 UTC

Well team it looks like the time to shuffle along from CIAcord is upon us.
Given how easy it seems to be to set up a guilded, we'll start by making this public and seeing what chaos emerges.
guilded.gg/i/27LL6xwk

2023-12-31 23:33:17 UTC

Celebrating explosions from Tel Aviv to New York, It's Covid Boy and Eggnog Girl for the Last of 2023 and the First of 2024 all in one.
Have a new beer!
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2023-12-31 04:12:47 UTC

Graf is bixxing AND nooding this fine nigger day.
#note1x2p…zt5u

2023-12-26 07:33:50 UTC

I made this
x.com/nyrican8/status/1739549557829353934?s=20

2023-12-23 13:07:10 UTC

Today was a very nice day overall.

2023-12-23 13:06:24 UTC

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There has been a lot of grass touching

2023-12-23 02:10:02 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/b12bcfcc1ede3f0ef1e730bf36bb3303846b9c268c0173b10021ed5356d76266.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/c309d255400b8d260e7534e8ec967db4bcc373fa576d3b9f55989fa495b5d123.jpg

2023-12-22 03:23:29 UTC

Airport IPA.
Don't ask me how much it cost, about had a coniption myself.
https://i.poastcdn.org/69a3830413da31196c44644376f17aad5d55865db03aaa72aa3ae161232eec83.jpg

2023-11-10 23:36:42 UTC

Ahhh, the start of the weekend, what better time to kick back, relax and get insanely angry about jewish tricks?
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2023-11-02 07:15:30 UTC

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2023-11-02 07:13:04 UTC

This is BULLSHIT
https://i.poastcdn.org/d9ade144a4bbb73716573fba672f14553427c16156984890f5e50a136db2e392.jpg

2023-10-20 22:41:02 UTC

We don't let little things like an estimated 50 - 60% casualty rate get us down. Live and wearing our combat diapers now!
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2023-10-05 00:02:34 UTC

Zergling came back from the fair with this in his showbag :3
https://i.poastcdn.org/9a852108e1ea7d401021908fc8425519621a1ee62b994b3e66c08230b7e7ec04.jpg

2023-09-29 22:48:06 UTC

In the end, the Grim Streamer comes for us all, Team.
Some later than others.
Live now (UNLIKE THAT YENTA, LOL)
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2023-09-22 06:13:31 UTC

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If there are other randbots out there, I want to know about it.
https://i.poastcdn.org/d51af8e848d5c75dfae921e7557477ab95b8343ea25072905b71de6573c543b7.JPG

2023-09-22 06:05:20 UTC

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Yes it is

2023-09-19 06:41:17 UTC

thank christ i dont have to talk to anyone for two days

2023-09-08 14:31:45 UTC

TONIGHT: DEBATE LORDS
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2023-09-07 22:42:10 UTC

Sup Team, they were about to execute us when a rebel officer examined our passports and said "Wait, they're not Italians, they're mailmen!"
We open-a de mail, we look-a da camera!
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2023-09-04 23:10:19 UTC

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I think I'll give that one a pass

2023-09-04 23:00:54 UTC

Got the show set up but now I seriously feel like I'm going to hurl and I think that's something I should do privately.

2023-09-04 22:35:55 UTC

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Erry day

2023-09-04 22:35:20 UTC

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That's the fear

2023-09-04 22:21:31 UTC

Hey Team, been feeling pretty ill this morning, going to start at least half an hour late while I see if some coffee and stomach settlers get me feeling less queasy and cotton-headed.

2023-09-03 22:27:02 UTC

HENLO, TEAM!
Today is a very special day, joined by @npub1qpa…207w we will be talking about, reminiscing about, describing in detail but absolutely not actually depicting in visual format a very cheesy penis that almost certainly isn't Ralphs.
Also a movie.
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2023-09-03 07:13:07 UTC

Just an FYI until odysee sorts out this now 8 day long processing bug, the last week's worth of streams are easily accessible here:
rumble.com/user/FamilyFriendlyRandy
I hope this helps out trucker gang-gang and other folks who can't make it live.

2023-09-02 22:18:50 UTC

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Shame. I wish they were burning, man

2023-09-02 22:18:25 UTC

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From what I heard the mr beast cookies thing was a huge flop already

2023-09-02 22:10:49 UTC

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Try to say something nice challenge: Impossible

2023-09-02 21:22:33 UTC

Tbh I deserve this every morning
https://i.poastcdn.org/1af4f6c0e6069285e2434af813568a3b1edb2b8633338f6255a51e448554bae3.jpg

2023-09-01 09:59:45 UTC

Someone will tell me this isn't a burger
https://i.poastcdn.org/8dea8df6f7067d5aea7df4e4fa8e27e9f772cc0dcd2e9a300979ca98202de597.jpg

2023-09-01 06:59:22 UTC

The space game seems ok.

2023-09-01 04:41:24 UTC

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I see you also saw this option and had no choice but to find out

2023-09-01 04:08:27 UTC

Hey Team, we had to set up a new discord server, so for folks who want to call in and such we'll have to pass out invites and such through the stream tomorrow. Sent some invites out to the usual suspects but don't panic if you didn't get one, DM or ask in stream and we'll sort you out.

2023-08-31 22:24:29 UTC

Oh boy, Team!
Delivering all the content at once on a day where your dear host has an upset tummy, thanks to Jim, Todd Howard, Eric Striker, Big Mike P and that couple with the last name I can never spell.
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2023-08-31 20:57:18 UTC

Today will be a big test of exactly what the Pretty Little Hate Machine is capable of as we try to stream-snipe Jim, run OBS, have 6 million tabs open, suicide watch a fat man in Mexico AND play Starfield AT THE SAME TIME.
https://i.poastcdn.org/caa9593679784fba733b904aee5d4438c8721ca5c0606bb724b09a6558c58354.jpg

2023-08-31 11:41:56 UTC

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What if I still miss him?