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2026-05-16 18:36:12 UTC

🚨🇬🇧 Keir Starmer: "I will do EVERYTHING to protect Muslims and route out Islamophobia with every last breath I have."
Britain is struggling badly and this is his top priority?
RESIGN ALREADY!!!
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2026-04-28 15:19:12 UTC

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@nprofile…sp5y
You poor unenlightened European bastard! Look it up!

2026-04-28 15:13:19 UTC

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@nprofile…sp5y You don't know much about Mark Twain or his caustic humor do you?

2026-04-28 03:45:28 UTC

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
― Mark Twain
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2026-04-22 03:32:57 UTC

Opening 56 Year Old Survival Food from a Fallout Shelter.
From Telegram channel 👇👇👇
THE ART OF SURVIVAL ✔️
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2026-04-20 13:17:32 UTC

🔘Zelensky made it clear that he no longer considers the U.S. an ally, & that all of Europe needs to sever ties with Washington
This is reported by the American magazine The Atlantic. It notes that several factors have influenced the position of the head of the Kiev regime
🔘A reduction in arms supplies to Kiev from the U.S. amid the Iranian conflict
🔘The absence of "tough sanctions" against Russia, which Trump had mentioned
🔘Washington's pressure on Kiev regarding the withdrawal from Donbass
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2026-04-19 14:57:23 UTC

The comedian was left speechless when the Swedish King left him hanging by refusing to take his hand.
Rumours that the King dislikes the little actor and was unhappy to be sent by the Governeknt to Kiev, seem to be true.
Also, the King is likely aware of the Zelensky curse and what happens later to leaders who shake the little cokehead's hand.
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2026-04-15 02:32:30 UTC

Saudi Foreign Minister Prince Faisal bin Farhan:
"The era of relying on the US has ended. How can Trump protect us when he cannot even protect his own country?"
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2026-04-15 02:22:26 UTC

“We have children who do not know how to wash their hands, how to properly use the bathroom, or how to clean themselves afterward.”
Teachers are complaining about the harsh reality in Austrian schools. The teacher from Graz, Kerstin Tanner, acknowledged that many students are not aware of basic hygiene standards. The problems go far beyond what is acceptable: “At the center are a lack of hygiene, missing basic skills, and an increasing willingness to use violence among students.”
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2026-04-15 02:16:55 UTC

Ukrainian President Zelensky signed a law earlier today introducing criminal penalties for antisemitism, establishing a range of punishments from fines and restrictions on liberty to prison sentences of up to eight years, depending on severity.
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2026-04-14 16:50:27 UTC

Waiting for Elon to step in to defend Meloni. There seemingly was a lot of chemistry between those two early in Trump's second administration.
(last picture is admittedly a fake, but there seemed to be some spark between these two)
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2026-04-10 23:18:43 UTC

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2026-04-10 23:15:36 UTC

A representative of the Scottish Green Party proposes to abolish prisons in the country, as they are not very comfortable. This proposal will be included in the party's program.
✨ It seems the Greens are the same painted, crazy, marginalized layabouts in any country.

2026-04-10 23:09:53 UTC

🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷⚡️ — U.S. intelligence indicates Iran still has thousands of ballistic missiles & could restore parts of its launch capability by recovering launchers from underground storage sites, despite repeated US/Israeli strikes throughout the war, according to WSJ, citing U.S. officials.
➡️ While more than half of Iran’s launchers are believed to have been destroyed, damaged, or trapped underground, U.S. officials assess that many could eventually be repaired or dug out.
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2026-04-09 19:02:15 UTC

🇺🇸🇮🇷Tucker Carlson keeps criticizing Trump:
If you have the strongest army in the world, why can't you make Iran open the Strait of Hormuz?
We are actually not as powerful as we said.
How did this "primitive country" just humiliate us?
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2026-04-03 19:56:57 UTC

🇩🇪 GERMAN MEN CANNOT LEAVE WITHOUT THE ARMY’S APPROVAL ANYMORE!
Since the 1. January 2026, all men between the ages of 17 and 45 must obtain a permit from the Bundeswehr Army Career Center if they want to leave Germany for more than three months - whether for a semester abroad, a job or a longer trip.
This obligation now applies permanently and no longer only in the case of geopolitical tension or defense case, i.e. in the event of a concrete military threat situation.
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2026-04-03 04:54:00 UTC

🇮🇱🇮🇷 Crazy fast …
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2026-04-02 17:10:55 UTC

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@nprofile…sp5y @nprofile…h2rj @nprofile…zjjq
Matthew 24:29-31. Gives you the Second Coming of Christ
No "secret rapture" if that's what you are getting at. That's a false doctrine and a latecomer theologically speaking.

2026-04-02 03:23:15 UTC

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@nprofile…0j0l Yer mom.

2026-04-02 03:04:26 UTC

—❗️🇺🇸/🇮🇷 BREAKING: New U.S. intelligence has revealed there is a small covert access point to the underground tunnels at the Esfahan Nuclear Complex, and that Iran could possibly retrieve the hidden stockpile of highly enriched uranium
This is one of the main reasons the Trump administration is seriously considering a Special Forces operation to secure the uranium.
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2026-04-02 03:03:11 UTC

BREAKING: The United Nations has voted 123-3 in favor to condemn the enslavement of millions of Africans and the trans-Atlantic slave trade.
The three countries voting against it?
🇺🇸 USA
🇮🇱Israel
🇦🇷 Argentina
Nearly all of Europe abstained.
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2026-04-02 02:54:49 UTC

🇮🇷☄️🇮🇱🇺🇸 According to CBS, citing two American officials, since the start of the war, that is, in essentially a month of combat, the US has lost 16 MQ-9 UAV
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2026-04-02 02:53:54 UTC

🇮🇷🇱🇧⚔️🏴‍☠🇺🇸 One of the impacts in Haifa, without prior warning
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2026-04-01 13:01:31 UTC

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@nprofile…zjjq @nprofile…h2rj
There is only one thing left on the eschatological calendar: Christ's return.
All the dispensationalist doctrines, the timelines, the pre/post tribulations arguments, the attempts to usher in the prophecies etc. are distractions and lead down rabbit holes. The important thing is this:
"Let the unrighteous continue to be unrighteous, and the vile continue to be vile; let the righteous continue to practice righteousness, and the holy continue to be holy.” Revelations 22:11

2026-03-31 18:57:33 UTC

🇮🇹 Italy just blocked U.S. warplanes from using its Sicily base for operations against Iran
🇬🇧 UK is refusing to get "dragged" into another Middle East war
🇪🇸 Spain is openly siding against U.S. military actions
🇩🇪 Germany says clearly: this is not their war
NATO is dying if not already dead!
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2026-03-31 01:45:18 UTC

Israel's Knesset passes a law instructing military courts to impose the death penalty on Palestinians convicted of killing Israelis — but not on Jewish Israelis convicted of killing Palestinians.
🔴 The law passed with 62 votes in favor and 48 votes against.
🔴 It applies only to West Bank Palestinians, not Israeli citizens.
🔴 The PA has called the law a "war crime" & a breach of the Fourth Geneva Convention.
Ben Gvir celebrated outside the chamber, saying, "Soon we will count them one by one."

2026-03-30 19:26:33 UTC

Poland capping fuel prices
- VAT reduced from 22% to 8%
- Costs ~$430M per month
- Partially funded through windfall tax on energy companies
This becoming the go to playbook for governments: subsidize consumption to ease short term pain, while simultaneously taxing producers more heavily. Result? Higher demand paired with weaker incentives to produce.
Governments are effectively pouring gasoline on the fire. Boosting consumption while discouraging production. Textbook recipe for shortages.
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2026-03-30 02:22:05 UTC

🇰🇼🇮🇷⚡️- BREAKING: Iran has struck a desalination plant in Kuwait, with one death reported.
It is the first strike on a desalination plant since the start of the war

2026-03-29 02:52:09 UTC

Rheinmetall CEO Papperger spoke with disdain of Ukrainian drone manufacturers, The Atlantic reports.
What's Ukraine's innovation? They haven't achieved any technological breakthrough. It's just playing with Legos. It's just Ukrainian housewives. They have 3D printers in their kitchens, and they make drone parts. They produce their little drones and say, "Wow!" And that's great. So be it. But this isn't Lockheed Martin, General Dynamics, or Rheinmetall technology, he said.

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2026-03-29 02:42:05 UTC

"The IDF is heading toward internal collapse." Speaking before the security cabinet, Chief of Staff Eyal Zamir did not mince words. His choice of words has sent shockwaves through Israel. These remarks, revealed by the press overnight from Thursday to Friday, have since been at the center of all discussions.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/zamir-said-to-warn-cabinet-that-idf-will-collapse-in-on-itself-amid-manpower-shortage/
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2026-03-29 02:30:10 UTC

Current state of affairs in the US
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2026-03-28 03:54:00 UTC

The US has begun the transfer of short-range anti-aircraft missile systems AN/TWQ-1 Avenger (SHORAD) to MacDill Air Base. Most likely, they will be quickly sent to the Middle East to combat Iranian drones. These systems are designed to protect ground forces from drones and cruise missiles, and some of these systems are currently being used in Ukraine. Apparently, the threat from UAVs to American bases near Iran has become critical. This forces the Pentagon to deploy all available resources.
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2026-03-28 00:24:35 UTC

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@nprofile…zjjq @nprofile…h2rj
Premillenial interpretation that dovetails with dispensationalism and Scofield bible. Popular among American Evangelicals.
But Amillennialism is the longest-lasting & most historically dominant view.
The “millennium” in Book of Revelation is symbolic, not a literal 1,000-year earthly reign. Christ reigns spiritually now (through the Church), and the final judgment happens at His return.

2026-03-27 00:58:22 UTC

@nprofile…mv5r
Jussie Smollet type hoax from your fellow tribe member. Would you work harder to keep your peope in line?
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2026-03-26 19:04:56 UTC

Viral footage shows thousands of crows flying across Tel Aviv's skyline.
Superstitious people believe it is a "harbinger of doom" and a sign of future catastrophe.
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2026-03-26 03:35:53 UTC

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2026-03-25 15:37:04 UTC

Foreshadowing.....?
Cops with patrol rifles to be deployed to key locations in Toronto as police create new unit, task force | CBC News
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2026-03-24 18:19:34 UTC

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They started something they have no chance of finishing. When this all ends, the U.S. will never return to West Asia. There will be no American presence in the Middle East. I'm telling you this now with certainty."

2026-03-24 18:19:30 UTC

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The U.S. and Israel have already lost this war. The U.S. and Israel can kill millions of civilians in their homes. They have powerful bombs and can blow up buildings, but they won't win this war. Iran's military infrastructure and weaponry is deep underground all over IRAN. Neither the Americans nor, especially, the Israelis have any chance of reaching any of it. They're in deep shit.

2026-03-24 18:19:08 UTC

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The Iranians have been preparing for this for decades. They're flaunting the idea of arming Kurdish militias to invade Iran. What the hell are you talking about? Have you seen a map of Iran!? It seems the Trump administration has never seen a map of Iran! Do you know how vast it is? What does it mean to invade Iran!? Do you think a militia of 10,000 people could invade Iran!? Or even 50,000? Or 100,000? Iran will swallow them up.

2026-03-24 18:18:48 UTC

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American soldiers can't even dream of setting foot on Iranian soil. And to understand how desperate this war is, on the fourth day you're already hearing the most insane proposals and ideas from the Trump administration. They're proposing sending military escorts for oil tankers leaving the Persian Gulf. What are you even talking about! You want to send American ships into the zone of destruction of thousands of Iranian missiles? NOW no one can get through the Strait of Hormuz.

2026-03-24 18:18:24 UTC

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Understand this! Supposedly, this is the world's largest military power, with the world's largest air capabilities, and on the fourth day of the U.S. offensive, supposedly and supposedly breaking through Iranian defenses, we don't see any signs of American dominance in the Iranian sky. Where are all the video recordings of our planes flying over Tehran or any other part of Iran, for that matter?

2026-03-24 18:18:18 UTC

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Thirty-five years ago, during the first Iraqi war, we were shown endless footage from Iraq. Back then, smart bombs and cameras were a novelty, but every night we were shown night-time footage. Now we hardly see any videos at all.

2026-03-24 18:17:23 UTC

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No enemy in a conventional war has ever done this to American military forces as Iran is doing right now. It's hard to believe. The military situation is so serious that censorship is blocking almost all new information about this war. If you've noticed, we're getting less and less information every day.

2026-03-24 18:15:58 UTC

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We see radars costing hundreds of millions of dollars each being destroyed in an instant. We see entire military bases being abandoned and burned, looted, and destroyed. And I'm telling you, as far as I know, the U.S. has never suffered such destruction in its entire history, except perhaps for Pearl Harbor, but that was just one attack.

2026-03-24 18:15:23 UTC

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The American bases in Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia are among the largest military facilities in the entire world. These facilities have cost trillions of dollars over several decades to build. We are talking about the fact that the bulk of the military spending that has been made over more than 30 years has gone up in smoke.

2026-03-24 18:14:47 UTC

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Alon Mizrahi, an Israeli journalist, one of the most worthy Jews in the world:
"We are witnessing history. Iran, to everyone's surprise, is destroying American bases so thoroughly, on such a large scale, and so decisively that the world is not ready for this.
In 4 days, Iran has managed to expand its sphere of military dominance in the region. Iran has destroyed the most valuable and expensive military bases, property, and equipment in the entire world.
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2026-03-24 13:13:09 UTC

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2026-03-23 18:05:25 UTC

🇨🇦 Canada's Bill C-22 is a privacy emergency.
The government can secretly order any app or service to build law enforcement access into its infrastructure — no judge required before they comply, and companies are legally gagged from telling you.
Once that backdoor exists, it's not just for police. Hackers walk through the same door.
Oppose Bill C-22. #BillC22 #CdnPoli

2026-03-23 02:59:16 UTC

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@nprofile…t344 I noticed he kept his hand in his pockets except for a couple of times he brought it out.

2026-03-22 23:52:27 UTC

🇮🇱🇪🇺🇺🇸🇮🇷 "They've aready fired Cyprus, the European country. Israel & US are working togeather for the entire world. It’s time to see the leaders of other countries join. It's time to act!"
— Netanyahu urges other countries to join the anti-Iran coalition
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2026-03-22 02:01:56 UTC

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@nprofile…d3qt They misuse it exponentially.
But I don't write the copy...I just share it.

2026-03-21 21:16:02 UTC

🇮🇷🇮🇱Other perspectives of the Iranian ballistic missile hitting the city of Dimona in Israel.
This is a city in southern Israel, which houses the country's main nuclear facility, which is believed to produce plutonium for an unofficial nuclear weapons program (estimated to have 80 to 400 warheads).
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2026-03-21 20:56:41 UTC

🇮🇷🇮🇱⚡️- The number of casualties from both of these strikes has increased exponentially. Over 200+ injured, with 11 dead.
Israel has suffered 22 civilian and military casualties since February 28th. Today's strikes have increased the number of Israeli dead by 50%.

2026-03-21 00:26:55 UTC

🇮🇶🇺🇸⚡️ — NEW: The U.S. Victory Base in Baghdad, Iraq, has been struck by multiple drones tonight and is now on fire.
- Tabz Media
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2026-03-20 21:58:57 UTC

16 seconds warning time, implies destroyed radars
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2026-03-19 20:41:04 UTC

🇮🇱 Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan.
Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."
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His voice sounds weakened.
And the reference to Jesus Christ seems strange coming from a Jew.
Is that a dog whistle for the Christian Zionists to keep them onboard?
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2026-03-19 17:32:27 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj Iran is all they are concentrating on now and you'l hardly hear about anything else.
I think this whole Iran war is an own goal of epic proportions and the rest of the world, incuding the EU, are going to use this to neuter Trump. He should NEVER have listened to Netanyahu or the neocons.

2026-03-19 17:20:03 UTC

JD Vance says Americans should find comfort in the fact America's allies are "suffering more than we are" with oil and gas prices in the fallout from war in Iran.
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2026-03-19 16:18:50 UTC

🇶🇦🇮🇷🇮🇱🇺🇸 "This war needs to stop immediately, because everyone knows who the main beneficiary is" — Qatar's PM
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2026-03-19 15:22:07 UTC

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@nprofile…kwcf
It's not so simple.
Both Israel and Muslim countries continue operating under "eye for an eye" doctrines.
And the West has abandoned its Christian roots and will suffer the consequences.
"The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." Psalm 9:17

2026-03-19 14:59:37 UTC

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Remember the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore? The one that collapsed in March 2024. As of now, 2 YEARS LATER, the remnants are STILL being demolished and cleared. No, this is not a joke. They're supposed to finish building a replacement by late 2030. 6 years.
I bet some of those $200 billion could be spent fixing our infrastructure and maybe hiring a few more dudes so it doesn't take more than 2 years to clear the rubble... Our railroads are in a dire state. Roads, too.
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2026-03-19 14:58:47 UTC

🇺🇸⚡️Hegseth just confirmed the Pentagon has formally requested MORE THAN $200 BILLION in supplemental funding for the war with Iran.
Not approved yet, but if it is... Americans, that's your tax dollars fueling it.
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2026-03-19 14:23:55 UTC

I'm getting
"Today the EU is implementing our 29th package of sanctions on Russia"
Ursula von der Leyen vibes from Hegseth on this...
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2026-03-17 04:18:54 UTC

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@nprofile…29y7 Good stuff. 33% too.

2026-03-15 23:46:37 UTC

Happy St. Patrick's Day....this Tuesday!
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2026-03-15 23:39:15 UTC

If you ever get a chance to try this....DO IT!
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2026-03-14 16:01:30 UTC

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🇦🇪🇮🇷⚡️ — The Abu Dhabi police announce that they have arrested 45 people for filming attacks or spreading "misleading information."
- Tabz Media

2026-03-14 16:01:20 UTC

🇦🇪 Tourists in UAE face deportation or imprisonment for filming missile attacks & reposting such videos,. (The Guardian)
The distribution & creation of such content is subject to administrative punishment - a fine of up to $54,000. Filming missile attacks is classified as a "cybercrime that sows panic".
Charges have already been brought against 20 people including a 60-year-old Brit who visited Dubai as a tourist. Police found a video of an Iranian missile strike on Dubai on his phone.

2026-03-11 22:37:10 UTC

🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱 2025 footage of IRGC's underground naval tunnels packed with fast-attack boats, anti-ship missiles & naval mines
This is why US & Israeli airforce is out of targets.
Much is underground!
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2026-03-11 22:31:41 UTC

🇺🇸🇮🇷⚡️- The Iranian drone strike in Kuwait on March 1st caused more damage than initially thought. Dozens of U.S. servicemen suffered serious injuries, including shrapnel wounds and brain trauma, according to CBS News.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/strike-in-kuwait-that-killed-6-us-service-member-more-severe/

2026-03-10 15:39:22 UTC

Interesting take...
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2026-03-10 15:26:35 UTC

British Sky News sums up the interim results:
- The war is not progressing as Donald Trump had expected
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2026-03-09 21:45:06 UTC

🇺🇸🤡☹️ 🇸🇦❌⚔️🇮🇷 Linda Graham is super pissed Saudi Arabia hasn't attacked Iran yet.
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2026-03-09 18:58:22 UTC

🇮🇷 🧑‍🌾 Nearly 45% of urea fertilizer production passes through the Strait of Hormuz
As a result, we'll see another shock on fertilizer markets. So, it might lead to the increased food prices & declining living standards
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2026-03-09 18:44:57 UTC

🇨🇳🇮🇷 US strikes on Iran serve as a military intelligence goldmine for China
Over 300 Jilin-1 satellites capture every detail, from munitions loading to missile paths, allowing China to compile a comprehensive database of US military tactics, including refueling times & air defense responses
*Experts warn this information could provide China with a long-lasting advantage in military developments
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2026-03-08 15:43:35 UTC

🇮🇱🇮🇷 Iranian hypersonic ballistic missiles hit Haifa, bypassing Israeli air defense systems.
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2026-03-07 05:17:23 UTC

🇺🇦🇭🇺 BREAKING! Zelensky threatened Viktor Orban over the blocking of €90 billion in funding and weapons for Kiev, hinting that Ukrainian fighters could be given Orban’s address so they could deal with him “in their own language.”
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2026-03-05 14:26:45 UTC

🇨🇳⚡- BREAKING: China has told its largest oil refiners to suspend exports of diesel and gasoline, as the Middle East regional war risks crashing the global energy supplies.
🇨🇳⚡- China's Shanghai INE crude futures have surged to $98.5 per barrel!
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2026-03-04 23:45:22 UTC

Iran has stated that no attacks were carried out on Saudi Arabia's oil facilities.
According to Tasnim, citing an Iranian military expert, the attacks on the oil facilities were conducted by Israel "under false flag" to distract from the real perpetrators. Furthermore, the Saudi refineries were not among Tehran's targets.
❗️Previously, the Iranian Foreign Ministry had already emphasized that the country is not responsible for attacks on Saudi Arabia's oil infrastructure.
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2026-03-02 19:48:49 UTC

Any dermatologists here who can tell us something?
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2026-02-25 18:08:22 UTC

The US nuclear aircraft carrier was flooded with shit off the coast of Iran. The sewage system of the USS Gerald Ford failed, and streams of feces were pouring directly from the toilets. The largest warship in the world only came to the aid of the US Navy yesterday, and today it has already requested an emergency dock in Greece. The aircraft carrier was launched in 2017, and its cost is $13 billion.
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2026-02-25 14:38:53 UTC

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Pentagon wants to punish Anthropic as the feud over AI safeguards grows, but officials are also worried about consequence of losing access to Claude.
"The only reason we're still talking to these people is we need them and we need them now. The problem for these guys is they are that good," a Defense official told Axios ahead of the meeting.
Hegseth mentioned Pentagon's claim that Anthropic raised concerns to its partner Palantir over use of Claude during the Maduro raid.

2026-02-25 14:33:55 UTC

Exclusive: Hegseth gives Anthropic until Friday to back down on AI safeguards
Anthropic has said it is willing to adapt its usage policies for the Pentagon, but not to allow its model to be used for the mass surveillance of Americans or the development of weapons that fire without human involvement.
https://www.axios.com/2026/02/24/anthropic-pentagon-claude-hegseth-dario

2026-02-23 00:19:29 UTC

Bro felt the love in his neck
“No homo”
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2026-02-22 12:12:43 UTC

🇮🇱 Israeli athlete faked an injury and even went to a doctor to get a fake doctor's note … but they were caught and disqualified!
He even went for a medical examination and signed an affidavit so that the Olympic Committee could request approval for a substitution.”
Afterward, the OCI said, Zisman “admitted to the head of the delegation that he had acted improperly. This forced the Olympic Committee of Israel to withdraw the request and disqualify the move.”
Cheaters got caught!
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2026-02-20 03:56:42 UTC

🇺🇸Several US Air Force KC-135 and KC-46 refueling aircraft have been stationed at Sofia Airport, the capital of Bulgaria. These aircraft are expected to support fighter jets and bombers in aerial refueling operations in the event of attacks on Iran.
The US military has approved operational plans and targets in Iran – should Trump order an attack.
— Israeli i24 Hebrew Channel
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2026-02-20 03:15:08 UTC

Ukrainian crybabies continue to foul their diapers....
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2026-02-09 04:58:12 UTC

🚨 Epstein ordered sulfuric acid for his island the day FBI opened case
On the exact day in 2018 the FBI opened a child sex trafficking investigation into Jeffrey Epstein, he placed an order for six 55-gallon containers of sulfuric acid to be delivered to his private island.
Sulfuric acid is used in industrial cleaning, chemical processing—and evidence destruction.
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2026-02-08 20:13:06 UTC

Ukrainians are so full of shit. It's been propaganda & smoke & mirrors from the very beginning. These rats are going to try & spin losing into winning. Zelensky & his team of rats discussing next steps...
‼️🇺🇦🏴‍☠️Zelensky: We discussed with the team documents important for ending the war, as well as possible new meetings in the near future. I believe that more progress is needed
Zelensky, after large-scale strikes on the energy sector, is increasingly talking about a ceasefire & ending the war.
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2026-02-06 09:20:13 UTC

🔘 Trump Shares Video Depicting the Obamas as Apes on Truth Social
Donald Trump posted a captionless video on his social media platform portraying Barack and Michelle Obama as apes in a jungle scene. The post drew hundreds of re-truths and over 1,000 likes, while the White House, the Trump campaign, and the Obamas remain silent.
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2026-02-06 08:50:14 UTC

British Labour Party members have started looking for candidates to replace Prime Minister Starmer, The Daily Telegraph reports, citing sources.
Similar proposals are being made to former Deputy Prime Minister Rayner and Health Minister Steering.
A source added that the number of conspirators is "too large to name them all".
Starmer's folly is catching up to him.
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2026-02-04 10:00:30 UTC

Virtue-signaling!
The 54-year-old Queen of the Netherlands will undergo military training as a reservist to "popularize military service".
"The Queen is expected to undergo a military training program, which includes theoretical and physical exercises. Among other things, she will learn to shoot and read maps. The monarch's wife will begin her training on a part-time basis this week.
The Dutch Ministry of Defense hopes to use this approach to promote military service among Dutch citizens.
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2026-02-02 17:05:38 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen He speaks pretty good English for an Amazon driver. In these parts, the jeets can hardly say hello.

2026-02-02 15:44:06 UTC

Who did Epstein work for?
Three main theories:
* Mossad (Israeli intelligence)
* US intelligence (CIA)
* KGB/FSB (Russian intelligence)
Which has the most credibility?
The Mossad theory has the most credibility. It rests on the strongest combination of direct witness claims (e.g., Ari Ben-Menashe), documented Israeli elite connections, Robert Maxwell’s confirmed Mossad ties, and consistent investigative reporting.
But maybe he worked for ALL THREE!
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2026-02-02 04:01:21 UTC

EU was fine when the US did it to others....just not the EU itself. Hypocrites!
🗣 Belgium PM admits: US is threatening us with a big stick
Belgian Prime Minister De Wever stated European strategy has failed, as Trump now dictates terms through coercion.
"We have never seen this before: that the United States no longer simply does what we want, but dares to threaten us with the big stick."
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2026-02-02 01:19:51 UTC

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2026-02-02 01:10:16 UTC

From the newsletter....
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2026-02-01 03:55:54 UTC

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@nprofile…sp5y And your point is???

2026-01-30 01:50:07 UTC

🇺🇸🍊❌🇨🇦 Trump is pissed off with maple syrup mafia...
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