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I'm here for the free hotdogs.

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2024-01-29 20:19:55

The wife's first loaf of sourdough! I'm so proud of her.
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2024-01-13 14:51:32

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2023-12-23 12:13:24

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Killing time waiting to go pick up a breakfast pizza.

2023-11-28 01:32:03

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Screw AA all my homies use I batteries

2023-11-04 12:32:01

GM! Cheddarloaf and Spookerton say happy #caturday
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2023-10-26 22:27:47

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Holy crap he does! There is a point where you get so bad you horseshoe around and start pulling above your weight class. I've personally seen it happen.

2023-10-26 20:35:03

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Speaking of worthy causes... What do we need to do to get @npub13v6…hy07 to make benis.zone into a streaming platform?

2023-10-26 20:32:19

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Nailed it brotherman.

2023-10-26 20:29:53

Thank you @npub173f…h0qc for these gargantuan cookies! I can't wait for them to chill!
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2023-10-17 21:27:40

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I have some very nice pipes, but they generally lead back into relapsing unfortunately.

2023-10-17 21:19:50

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Bruh, I miss cigarettes.

2023-10-04 14:25:48

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2023-10-04 04:03:54

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2023-10-04 03:11:11

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2023-10-04 03:00:51

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I have tinnitus

2023-10-04 01:40:05

I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen this yet today.
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2023-09-30 14:25:50

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Welcome brotherman! Have you said "nigger" today?

2023-09-24 01:05:14

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It was a great date night. Now we're having beers at home and getting ready to play some vidya.

2023-09-24 01:03:25

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This is a tiny local one. The band was flat, the beer wasn't bad, the brats were tiny. But everyone was happy to be there and enjoying some beautiful weather and peaceful company.

2023-09-23 23:47:11

At an Oktoberfest with the wife. Not a single nigger in sight. Nothing but polite Whiteness, local beers, food, and music.

2023-09-22 18:12:21

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I swore I was following you already. 🤔

2023-09-22 16:11:21

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You're just going to share this without said video? Nilla please.

2023-09-22 13:51:21

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There's a local place that sells a butter toffee I'm fucking retarded for.

2023-09-21 02:46:23

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[nigger detected]
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2023-09-20 22:49:29

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No, we go out of state. At least the smart ones do. Why the fuck would I pay the same price for a shitty street bag when I can get some cultivated fire a hour away?

2023-09-19 17:22:45

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Where's the lie?

2023-09-19 17:08:24

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LoL no.
Its about being in a relationship with someone of a different faith than you.

2023-09-19 17:06:20

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What does the Lord say about being unequally yolked?

2023-09-19 17:05:20

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Big oof brotherman.

2023-09-19 17:02:49

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>Catholic
LoL you can't show me heretics and expect me to take you seriously.

2023-09-19 16:59:28

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Can confirm.
I have ink and I should have never did it. Our bodies are temples and we should treat them as such. No graffiti on the temple walls nilla.

2023-09-16 17:56:21

Mongoose finally gets a hold of Owl
Colorized
2024
#note1y4w…r6tn

2023-09-16 17:50:04

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[sends link to wife]
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2023-09-16 14:47:18

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Our orange cat has the same problem. He's 16y old and he still does this at almost every meal. It's amazing the trauma that sticks with them despite being in a good home.

2023-09-16 01:26:16

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Jerky is from sliced whole muscle. The best way to eat skin is to make it like pork rinds, or cracklin. Deep fried and seasoned.

2023-09-16 01:24:16

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Cracklin' style?

2023-09-16 01:23:10

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Well of course our actions have consequences. You imply I'm not here for what you were advertising.
You offered a meltdown, I bought a ticket.

2023-09-16 01:20:10

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2023-09-07 19:38:28

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Attaboi! Good to have ya here.

2023-09-07 19:35:20

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Welcome brotherman! Have you said nigger yet?

2023-08-25 23:28:50

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2023-08-25 23:19:47

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The direct energy weapons are tuned to not affect blue painted objects.
If you look at disaster photos from Hawaii, there is a ton of blue objects completely untouched by the fires. Including a bunch of celebrity homes apparently.

2023-08-25 23:14:01

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2023-08-23 12:25:48

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I was going to say I lived the sterotype growing up so it makes sense to me. LoL

2023-08-23 12:23:19

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It's the main joke next to whiskey drinking here state side.

2023-08-23 12:17:27

The Irish boxing center has been a big hit with the lads.
#note1qps…2vnp

2023-08-21 17:54:30

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I pray for the destruction of my enemies too.

2023-08-17 19:44:24

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Anime adds a cup size

2023-08-17 19:30:16

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2023-08-15 00:06:59

The wife and I go out to eat...
Her: Please don't make a scene about it, the manager isn't working for (((them)))
Me:
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2023-08-14 23:50:29

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2023-08-14 02:21:02

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It took me til my mid 20s to find out, and it just gets worse as I get older.

2023-08-14 02:16:44

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I don't even understand why it's better, it just is.

2023-08-14 02:15:07

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I honestly didn't think I was going to become the old mad that dips his toast in his eggs, but it appears that's my path.

2023-08-12 17:18:00

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I think he's been poking at the sneeDN the last day or so.

2023-08-11 14:54:31

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It was. Also the air fort is immune to the gas attack. No more cousin farts clearing out defensive locations.

2023-08-11 14:50:18

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My brother and I would build what we called "air forts". We'd get a big floor fan and clip a sheet to it. Then add more sheets until the fan couldn't keep them inflated anymore.

2023-08-09 21:50:07

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2023-08-09 21:49:10

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I wish nigbot had this kinda sas. I'm fucking crying about this as well.

2023-08-06 13:10:49

>wake up
>get coffee
>wife starts talking about finances and hard numbers before sip 2
"I love ya, but you're going to have to put that conversation on the backburner until after church."
[grumpy wife noises]
HOW DO PEOPLE WAKE UP LIKE THAT?!?!

2023-08-06 12:34:59

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Exoprimal
It's overwatch with dinos. Good for a weekend or so of fun.

2023-08-06 02:16:44

One of the best thing about being married is finishing each other's sentences.
The Wife: I have to get around to checking...
Me: MUH DICK!

2023-08-05 14:00:29

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I could never get into One Piece. Luffy grates on every single one of my nerves.

2023-08-05 13:59:31

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This reminds me of the time I put plastic walmart spinners on my early 90's gold bonneville. Freshest White dude in the city.

2023-08-05 13:55:11

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Brandon Sanderson is amazing at making restricted power sets that yield amazing situations.
I don't think his story telling would be as fun/effective if it wasn't for the limitations he puts on his magic systems.

2023-08-05 13:46:08

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That's pretty cool! I love character's with good limits on their power sets.

2023-08-05 13:21:25

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Morning skizm! You can tell the first one has about 4-5 more IQ points than the rest of them.

2023-08-05 13:20:19

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:salute:

2023-08-05 13:18:25

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I can dig it, I'm just a big vampire the masquerade nerd.
IIRC at high levels the vampire could change into mist or animals, meld with the earth, all kinds of highly monstrous things.

2023-08-05 12:53:08

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I can't hear/read protean without automatically thinking of claws on a vampire thanks to Vampire: the Masquerade

2023-08-05 12:52:01

Hey, I'm going to go check on frog site, see how they are doing over there....oh...oh wow...
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2023-08-05 12:47:50

Morning crew!
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2023-08-05 12:39:22

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Morning brotherman!

2023-08-05 00:09:29

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Damnit @npub1zsu…kv6t don't laugh! This meme is serious business! :nicechan_angry:

2023-08-05 00:08:15

Who has that video of wolverine and some other fortnite dancing in the holohoax museum?

2023-08-05 00:01:05

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Nope. I don't bend like that unfortunately.

2023-08-04 23:59:47

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I'm unironically jealous of that bird being able to do that with his neck. That expression of fun and joy would be amazing.

2023-08-04 20:42:03

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Thank God, you don't have to update your @.

2023-08-04 20:40:44

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I like to call them Pink Nipple Nationalists.
9/10 if someone tells me I'm not White because I'm Irish, they'll also tell you if you don't have pink nipples, you're not White.

2023-08-04 20:32:41

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I've heard people call the Celts semitic before too. Mfw :blob_shrug:

2023-08-04 19:43:43

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I can dig it. Being Irish is hear it all the time, so I gotta give my swarthy brothers a hard time as well.

2023-08-04 18:31:40

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