Smiffy

www.thebitcoinadviser.com/stefan

Bitcoin Adviser, Bitfluencer core. Destroy fiat.
95.0 % of all the bitcoin has now been mined.

Public Key

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Profile Code

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

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Last Notes

2026-04-11 19:33:34 UTC

Israel triggering hyperbitcoinization through Iran was not on my bingo card.
https://blossom.primal.net/a0ebe137a42587fd680add941a05cdfe6f342cf33d8dc24ac619ca5047abd9f9.jpg

2026-04-04 08:41:34 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/c096e02f66962d4860fb12fc399ad49151b768a41485113b219e116f43ce4b22.jpg

2026-03-29 21:39:51 UTC

UTXOs in a micro nutshell.
https://blossom.primal.net/927db661a442f9ed76849c8e463f92884f3dc4748ddcf05a2fc9a9816d2f781e.jpg

2026-03-28 05:57:24 UTC

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GM it’s true.
https://blossom.primal.net/d5ed85ab3b3fd604e13d200bd12e285d78e07d0d32a8da87f73f8d7510291f9e.jpg

2026-03-20 15:58:11 UTC

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me affected damn. now what

2026-03-20 15:57:48 UTC

Bitcoin is ₿etter.
https://blossom.primal.net/4326e0842edaa36a6c6d77dc5fe6fe3fbc651214383a722c03d0882bd5297785.jpg

2026-03-19 17:11:21 UTC

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Mine is compromised. Woah 16.000 nsecs? How did that happen?

2026-03-16 19:12:33 UTC

Three hours left!
Use promo code BITFLUENCERS
@npub167n…zu3r @npub1952…jvrd
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2026-03-16 01:35:10 UTC

Hodl what you must hodl
Let go what you must let go

2026-03-15 13:56:04 UTC

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moaar

2026-03-15 13:54:03 UTC

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2026-03-15 13:50:59 UTC

₿uild during the ₿ear
#music
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2026-03-09 23:00:09 UTC

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I should use nostr moar

2026-03-09 22:59:35 UTC

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2026-03-09 22:59:01 UTC

95,23% of all the bitcoin has now been mined.

2026-03-09 04:54:36 UTC

Gold has been trading like a meme coin. It’s the best money ever except during crises.
Oil is now trading like a meme coin. When it rips, it makes the vast majority of the word’s population poorer.
The world is a meme coin. The authorities will hit the Big Red Printing Button again. Inflation is a feature, a literal solution.
Once you realize the denominator is broken, you realize nothing is as stable as bitcoin.
Frens on nostr get this. We already separated our money from the State.

2026-03-06 06:44:26 UTC

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I forgot who Achilles was 😂

2026-03-06 06:43:16 UTC

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KALLA KALLA

2026-03-06 06:42:36 UTC

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There is no such algo on nostr, fren

2026-03-06 06:26:40 UTC

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GM three weeks later

2026-03-06 06:26:19 UTC

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2026-03-06 06:25:56 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/74cfb919db6abab504bbf8fb39c71b364c4b7dd6b8371706cbb4d840c2e31ff3.jpg

2026-03-06 06:19:26 UTC

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Hi Achilles! Busy going higher! You?
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2026-03-06 05:59:13 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/74cfb919db6abab504bbf8fb39c71b364c4b7dd6b8371706cbb4d840c2e31ff3.jpg

2026-03-06 05:56:52 UTC

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I wonder wen the turns started fourthing.

2026-03-06 05:54:50 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/74cfb919db6abab504bbf8fb39c71b364c4b7dd6b8371706cbb4d840c2e31ff3.jpg

2026-03-06 05:53:48 UTC

Is nostr dead or am I doing it wrong?

2026-03-06 05:53:06 UTC

Kraken now has a master account at the FED, meaning they can permissionlessly transfer money now.
Bitcoin is the master account for the plebs lol

2026-02-28 19:59:40 UTC

Peace, Love and Bitcoin.

2026-02-26 19:06:13 UTC

I WANT TO KNOW WHO MANIPULATED THE PRICE OF BITCOIN FROM ZERO TO 69K

2026-02-19 15:51:05 UTC

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2026-02-17 10:52:18 UTC

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I’m done with you man 😎

2026-02-16 10:36:39 UTC

2026-02-15 09:40:10 UTC

My boys: “Dad! Stop talking about the big coin!”
Meanwhile, they have one favourite cup…
There is no second best. GM ☕️
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2026-02-14 19:55:06 UTC

Happy Valentine 💝
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2026-02-14 08:11:16 UTC

One or several of these instances will get your fav nocoiner there faster:
- NEED if you’re struggling economically. The Global South will front run the West.
- CURIOSITY if you’re stuck in the numbing 9-5 rat race debt trap.
- HUMILITY if the current system favours you. There is just no incentive to change because this rotten system works perfectly for you.
Growing is painful yet liberating.
The cool thing is that bitcoin makes you more bullish Humanity than ever.
🚀
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2026-02-12 10:44:28 UTC

npub134d6jtyveg74cuuj7qun4v2m6r7x7c6ryk69z4q7pa7f43kran2sl2yggk
where are you

2026-02-10 23:43:01 UTC

Bitcoiners are a strange ₿reed.
They are adorable savages.
Few.

2026-02-10 12:39:22 UTC

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Treasuries have zero responsibility in the crash but many will get rekt haaaard

2026-02-10 12:38:51 UTC

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Paper generates fewer volatility waves, but more intense. Institutions bring a different kind of pumps and dumps!

2026-02-10 12:23:31 UTC

Institutions are here and they are whiny little bitches 😂😂
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2026-02-09 16:04:03 UTC

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Yes yup and absolutely 100%

2026-02-09 16:03:35 UTC

Purple plebs, please make sure you keep access to your self custodied bitcoin.
NGU without the bitcoin you never intended to sell is the mother of max pains.
Reach out.

2026-02-09 15:19:20 UTC

Bitcoin rules:
1. Buy Bitcoin.
2. Don’t buy paper bitcoin.
3. Self custody the bitcoin.
4. Don’t sell the bitcoin.
5. Spend the bitcoin.

2026-02-08 04:49:37 UTC

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Woah niiice
#nevent1q…tyz9

2026-02-07 14:18:09 UTC

Daisy my all time favourite chicken, literally family
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2026-02-03 15:46:10 UTC

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I’m in shambles. Realized yesterday that The Matrix directors, the Wachowski brothers now sisters say that our cult movie essentially talks about gender dysphoria.
#nevent1q…m69d

2026-02-03 09:04:38 UTC

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Check her out, she promotes bitcoin in (South) Africa using the trust network formed by women to prevent scams and false narratives.
@LazoliaB on X and you can also find her on Linkedin.
https://x.com/21bitfluencers/status/2014684894098493584?s=46

2026-02-03 09:00:55 UTC

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I was negative yesterday lol

2026-02-03 09:00:06 UTC

Everything is a blob. What is real? How do you define real?
What can you trust on the internet?
Bitcoin.
https://blossom.primal.net/0513652eeaceb12b954895595dd82d4499b7700f483572491e608ab2d2210b24.jpg

2026-02-03 06:54:53 UTC

GM = Good moaning
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2026-02-02 09:50:03 UTC

Value is subjective.
Energy is objective.
Bitcoin.

2026-01-31 10:19:39 UTC

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Hi Anita, do you now Lazolia Buzuzi? 🇿🇦

2026-01-31 10:17:55 UTC

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Yes, what about them? I heard stuff has been published these days 👀

2026-01-31 10:03:23 UTC

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Actually they are generally very helpful although I generally have max €69 on my checking account 😂 I’ve known them for a couple decades.
Fun fact, they changed location three times! Opening hours and employees are shrinking fast..
Banks NGMI

2026-01-31 10:00:59 UTC

We are all nodes. GM

2026-01-30 07:45:41 UTC

Going inside to ask permission to get access back to my banking app 🥺
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2026-01-28 20:48:27 UTC

Power is the new oil. Gold doesn’t stabilize grids.
Few.

2026-01-28 11:44:19 UTC

Pura Vida
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2026-01-25 08:33:14 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/f118ccefddae5eb6424d9e7780f7427790bcc653609a1a98fde719f5f4b68153.jpg

2026-01-21 22:31:03 UTC

₿e patient.
https://blossom.primal.net/84c492fd1ed002e1fdc4c72132143d0281d98436498dae51c4de0f89ad3b462e.jpg

2026-01-19 08:08:34 UTC

Realizing digital is real
Is a big cognitive deal.

2026-01-19 07:05:12 UTC

Why should you try to orange pill reluctant skeptics?
So you can say “I told you so” later.

2026-01-18 17:23:40 UTC

This doom loop (France) is unbearable. #Bitcoin #Security
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2026-01-15 08:50:43 UTC

Bitcoin adoption is based on need and merit.
First phase was merit, now comes the need.

2026-01-14 04:03:21 UTC

Chicken : meat footballs that eat the floor and shit out extra superfood in a packet while escaping isn’t a starter although they do have wings. Few.
https://blossom.primal.net/28016605cde3f7477e9582fdf55bc9293d93d20a62fd31f8a9d65fbeea69ecda.mov

2026-01-13 22:18:34 UTC

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😭

2026-01-13 22:17:56 UTC

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That difference makes all the difference.

2026-01-13 19:31:12 UTC

Gold is heavy bitcoin. NGMI

2026-01-12 12:10:02 UTC

Central banking is what makes government bigger. Kill.

2026-01-12 02:18:56 UTC

Here is why nostr not X
https://blossom.primal.net/077740fef09c32e2319e359c9e2d8598d3e21cbd9225d6c707e73435fa9b5255.jpg

2026-01-07 12:59:02 UTC

Bitcoin is literally internet native finite tokenized energy.

2026-01-06 22:10:04 UTC

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Thanks but I’m pretty sure my nsec is compromised.
First test on stefansmith@cluborange com didn’t work, so I changed the default wallet back to wos (thanks to whom sent that 1 sat!), while I can’t change the wallet on Damus.
I think your 42 sats went to the scammer 🥲
I have to say goodbye to 1700 followers damnit

2026-01-06 21:53:05 UTC

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please try again 🙏

2026-01-06 21:42:39 UTC

Please someone zap me 1 sat here real quick to check whether my @nprofile…36vc default wallet here receives it. Thanks! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

2026-01-06 21:39:53 UTC

Imagine denominating the hurdle rate in Bolivares.

2026-01-03 07:07:25 UTC

Sixteen years today and still gaining strength.
Today is Jan3. Just another day, waiting for next monday to get back into the fiat hamster wheel… or not. It’s your choice.
Jan3 is a very special day for bitcoiners because it’s the day Satoshi Nakamoto, a pseudonymous participant on a cypherpunks’ mailing list and a discussion forum on freedom and digital peer to peer cash, started running the bitcoin software they had first presented a couple of months before.
From one person to several hundred million participants, Bitcoin adoption is growing stronger notwithstanding many forms of great resistance. The wildfire is apparently faster than that of the internet in the late nineties.
Bitcoin benefits those who were greedy or humble enough, curious or desperate enough to onboard the orange train.
By protecting us from inflation and coercion, it changes us. We see our horizon expanding.
How is your horizon doing? What about your loved ones?
Block height #930670.
Transaction fee rate: 0.7 sat/bB.
Network’s hashrate: 1 zettahash
1 satoshi (sat) = $0.0009, or €0.00076. So cheap, so early.
Another day, another year, tick tock next block.
Happy Genesis Block Day! #Jan3 #Bitcoin #Inflation
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2026-01-03 04:42:51 UTC

Happy #Jan3 frens 🧡

2025-12-31 00:23:21 UTC

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Meanwhile, red carpet for the institutions..

2025-12-30 17:53:28 UTC

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Yes exactly. Buy P2P from there.

2025-12-30 17:52:52 UTC

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LFG!!!

2025-12-30 09:05:00 UTC

LAST CALL TO EURO bitcoiners!
You have until tomorrow 23:59 to take your coins off exchange, including the ones based out of Europe!
After that, exchanges must collect and report all eurocoiners to tax authorities. #DAC8
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2025-12-27 16:36:50 UTC

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2025-12-27 16:12:40 UTC

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2025-12-27 12:43:30 UTC

Touch grass ☀️
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2025-12-27 09:49:39 UTC

My son is NGMI. He didn’t appreciate the best fiat sludge on Earth.
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2025-12-27 09:18:26 UTC

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DJ
GM
BJ

2025-12-27 09:01:31 UTC

HODL THE BODL
- With love and competitiveness, The European Commission 😘
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2025-12-27 08:54:42 UTC

You can replicate Bitcoin, but you can’t replicate its network.
GM

2025-12-20 10:02:04 UTC

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Well deserved Ser 😎 GM

2025-12-20 09:59:42 UTC

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Same GM

2025-12-20 09:59:34 UTC

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GM yes!

2025-12-20 09:59:26 UTC