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Wine is one of the best paid relays (more than one). I used it for a couple years myself. But I also run my own relay nowadays and have for over a year as well. And it is certainly possible to have a small number of relays that give you reliable, good service.
You are absolutely welcome to use my relay without any charge, although I guarantee nothing. It has been working quite well for some time now.
The only catch is I have it down temporarily since it shares the same mechanical drive as my blockchain and fulcrum instances. And fulcrum is finally in the 90th percent range of sinking, so in the next day or so, I'll be bringing the relay back up. Like I said, feel free to use it. Maybe it will help.
relay.jmoose.rocks
(again, I expect it to be back up and responding within the next 24 or 36 hours, I imagine. Also, it's in Helsinki, so depending on where you are in the earth, you may have a few milliseconds of latency. 🤪)

2026-08-08 13:26:35 UTC

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You are welcome!

2026-08-08 03:41:23 UTC

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Tempests in a teapot.

2026-08-08 03:31:39 UTC

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2026-08-07 15:39:41 UTC

#bip110 #knots #core
So the coinkite thing sucked up on my attention.
Where we at on the signaling thing? Are there two bitcoins yet?

2026-08-06 19:47:22 UTC

#coldcard #hack #entropy #sad
#CoinKite cannot come back from this.
Even if they could rebuild the lost trust the company AND principals (due to negligence piercing the LLC/corporate protections) are going to be sued into oblivion.
The only HONORABLE move @nvk and @coinkite can do is simple:
They should FULLY make both the hardware and software 100% open source. This would allow the community to rescue the existing devices and project from being useless.
This is also the most effective, if not only way for the people behind this debacle to regain a small amount of respect in the community.
And... It is right.
Not holding my breath... I assume the lawyers and liquidators will be running the show soon.

2026-08-06 05:25:42 UTC

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I'm nobody. New to this bitcoin thing.
As to the statement. I saw remorse. Not rooting for him. He made his bed.

2026-08-06 05:23:43 UTC

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Lol. I'm no one. New to bitcoin. Nyknyc.

2026-08-06 04:31:50 UTC

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He did apologize. In a statement.

2026-08-06 04:31:14 UTC

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In the US this would easily be ruled negligence which will pierce the protections from the LLC or corporation.
Not sure aboot Canada.

2026-08-06 01:27:16 UTC

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After watching Jameson Lopp mock his customer base, it became easy for me to strike this company from my list. I will never do business with a company with a founder who makes fun of the people who would be his customers.
Some of us will not forget.
There are other companies that do this same kind of job, but are led by people who have respect for others.
I suggest that anyone interested in forging a business relationship with a company that's doing something as important as helping them custody their Bitcoin should make sure that they're comfortable with the people leading it. To be honest, I think we've seen enough of what that kind of leadership begets even in recent days.
Hard no from me.

2026-08-06 00:30:56 UTC

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Make sure to stab them in the eyeballs.

2026-08-05 05:25:52 UTC

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I will be glad for that. I did just shut it down for a brief moment as I'm letting fulcrum finish building its database. It's been up pretty much nonstop for over a year though. It stays up until just tonight when I decided to turn it off right after telling people about it.🤪

2026-08-04 17:26:58 UTC

Oh, good grief. The more information that comes out about what went down with this, the more incredible it begins to seem.
And when I say incredible, I mean that word very literally.
#nevent1q…jucq

2026-08-04 16:55:43 UTC

I want to say this is an extreme take and it is really, but it sure resonates right now.
At the same time, I want to know where the line is between scams, mistakes, grifters, even ones who don't know they're more or less one of those things and people just using a tool.
You could say the same thing about who gets to drive a car or who gets to use a gun. In fact, people do. And I'm not sure if we're attacking the right thing or the wrong thing in a situation like this.
But it is worth dedicating serious thought to.
#nevent1q…x7cq

2026-08-03 18:37:10 UTC

This is it.
This is the postmortem.
We may learn other details here and there, but in my opinion, you can throw out any conspiracy theory or any wild idea of state attacks until they can be proven to the extent that they disprove this Occam's razor truth.
Please read this.
And thanks, Max. Good job.
#naddr1qq…9acl

2026-08-03 00:36:40 UTC

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Yeah, and I think there's probably lots and lots of people on here that are ready for it. It's not like you got to be in a special club, but I could just see some of the less technical people tripping over some scary stuff and then not being able to find what they do with their Bitcoin.
I do think Craig the developer has added some more warnings and such in certain areas.

2026-08-03 00:27:57 UTC

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Dat case doh...

2026-08-02 23:49:42 UTC

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He's probably asking himself that about now.

2026-08-02 23:47:27 UTC

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3 then.

2026-08-02 23:45:36 UTC

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I'm sure the lawyers have a much longer list than this one little bit.
They've got to get ahead of stuff because there's some pretty nasty shit comin down the pipe for some people.

2026-08-02 23:44:00 UTC

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I really dislike that doofus.
But when you're right you're right.

2026-08-02 23:41:43 UTC

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The oof keeps coming. Lol.

2026-08-02 23:39:05 UTC

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I wouldn't be surprised if it's something that a lawyer suggested.
I expect we'll be seeing other sorts of announcements from various corners.
Big shit is coming for some people. They're gonna have to get ahead of it.

2026-08-02 23:38:03 UTC

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By the way, one reason I posted this and believe it is true is after the update I saw a Q crash just last night.

2026-08-02 23:34:39 UTC

I have been seeing #Sparrow wallet mentioned a lot for use in recovery and for ordinary users to download so they can move coins to a hot wallet, etc.
First of all, let me say this is my favorite Bitcoin wallet.
But it's actually very similar to the Coldcard in that it is an extremely complex piece of software. When you're making your wallet, you can choose derivation paths, for example.
Sparrow really is for the passionate and the power users.
Perhaps someone else knows a easier to use wallet that runs on Windows and Mac.
Something like Blue Wallet may be good for a temporary hot wallet. @bluewallet
https://bluewallet.io/

2026-08-02 22:52:29 UTC

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In my opinion, it looks delicious. But then again, that's coming from a guy who, everything he makes, he calls slop. So, it's a pretty low bar, I guess. But I bet it's tasty.

2026-08-02 22:49:49 UTC

#coldcard #sad #rng
With the number space being so small, it was probably just a matter of time before we would have seen collisions.
I wonder if some of the reports of very early losses may have been collisions by someone who just won the lottery so to speak... kind of a terrible lottery for the other person.

2026-08-02 22:07:05 UTC

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Why would they destroy the products of the big is in the software.
Yes I understands why they'd stop selling them at least temporarily, and may never be able to sell them again, particularly with the premium price etc.
But why destroy?
Emotions are high. Maybe that's it.

2026-08-02 13:54:16 UTC

Now there are mounting reports that the patched devices are breaking themselves.
https://x.com/i/status/2083633778572787862

2026-08-02 06:12:58 UTC

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I'll buy one off anyone (without the counter run up) for 33k sats. mk4 I'll do 15k. You pay postage.

2026-07-31 21:36:29 UTC

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To say it another way, you might as well do all your calculations on the air-gapped device. You don't gain security by splitting it up.

2026-07-31 21:35:27 UTC

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Well, that's an interesting question. Navigating the checksum word is not difficult if the other 23 words are in the hardware device, then it's not wrong to allow it to do the checksum. I think there's only 12 of those possible for a 24-word seed. So if you've got 23 words, it's going to be easy to find the money.
And though using air-gapped hardware to do calculations is close to best practices, it also has its own set of risks. A lot of people who might think they know what they're doing, they're don't and could end up in trouble.

2026-07-31 20:24:59 UTC

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100 dice rolls is almost certainly safe. In that situation, you're just trusting that the algorithms on the device that interpret the dice rolls into your private key are not borked. The situation in which that would be vulnerable is if the code that does the conversion converts into a limited set of private keys, which would be a similar problem, but there is no random number generator involved with that process, or at least shouldn't be. Well, technically, the only place there might be random number generator input would be for the checksum word, word number 12 or 24.
Also, I wouldn't do any of that until the firmware was all the way upgraded.
In my opinion, the hardware is still what it always was. It's good hardware. I don't trust any hardware with making the seed phrase. I've always made them manually.

2026-07-31 19:28:36 UTC

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Chances are pretty good he's going to be forced to do whatever the lawyers say.

2026-07-31 05:05:07 UTC

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"Saved" by a little roll your own cryptography.
This is nasty af.
I learned to make seeds before there were HD wallets. And I use a cup with 32 quarters in it and a pencil. Lol.

2026-07-31 04:16:03 UTC

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Your entropy is still reduced, but the number of possible combinations is increased.
IOW, you all suffer from the fact the pool of private keys is (MUCH) more limited. But to move funds you'd need the right combination of three of them. (2 xprvs and all three xpubs).
You are safer, but if I were in your shoes I'd CAREFULLY move the coins. A Bip 39 passphrase helps quite a bit but is one more way to complicate and therefore shoot self in foot. 😁 whatever you do take care to do it well.

2026-07-31 04:04:19 UTC

Pride goes before destruction,
and a haughty spirit before a fall.
#rng #entropy #haughtiness

2026-07-31 03:16:13 UTC

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Some of these people combing the code, as you say, will next be combing through likely addresses.
It looks as if entropy was severely reduced.
In my opinion, if someone reading this produced their private key via the cold card, they should not trust that private key.
Whatever the extent of this issue, the way that an exploit can work is by narrowing down the possible private keys because of the busted entropy.
But Evans, advice here to take your time and be calm and careful is of paramount importance. It is probably more likely to shoot oneself in the foot than it is to have your keys guessed.

2026-07-31 03:11:46 UTC

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2026-07-29 18:00:58 UTC

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Okay, I think this post makes me need to go read hodlnauts publishings.
I've been running knots for a year, and I did signal for BIP 110 by default for a while. But I've dropped back down to Core 29.
I do not support ending up in a hard fork over this particular topic at this point. Period. And I do not see how this path does not end up there with a minority chain.
But I am constantly trying to sharpen my understandings of the situation.
I have heard a lot of stupid garbage from both ends of the argument, and I've heard some good concise points.
But like I said, I will go look up what Bitcoin's old friend was having to say about it.

2026-07-26 14:18:19 UTC

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2026-07-24 22:47:44 UTC

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If you are old enough to understand it... you will never recover. ;)
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2026-07-24 21:16:20 UTC

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2026-07-22 02:43:16 UTC

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2026-07-22 01:09:32 UTC

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It's sad. I think I have been one of the biggest fans of the Jade. I've always enjoyed the way that they handle security and the private key.
But I have to admit, a lot of the drama that's happened over the last year or two has sort of soured me on supporting businesses who call a certain percentage of their potential customers stupid over and over again online.
As a well-meaning Bitcoiner who's not very political or drama-focused it just tastes bad.
Not sure if it will actually have an impact outside of me as a customer, but maybe something to think about.

2026-07-19 21:57:53 UTC

Sportsball...

2026-07-18 15:18:53 UTC

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There's no way those guys don't want pineapple on there too.

2026-07-14 01:43:14 UTC

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Why is that, dude? 😁

2026-07-12 22:22:46 UTC

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I haven't actually decided that yet, but I'm leaning towards just using better hardware and definitely not putting off the mirror this time. I have a little nuc that would make a fabulous node. It even has two NVMe slots so I'm pretty sure I can mirror it up right away. I just have to spend a lot of money on drives.

2026-07-12 21:21:30 UTC

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Tragedy of the Commons.

2026-07-12 20:43:02 UTC

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Hardware failure. But also failure on my part in that I kept procrastinating mirroring the drive.

2026-07-12 20:42:14 UTC

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Well, it was a drive failure, and the static channel backups were what enabled me to claim the SATs. That, and honest channel partners. But the node was run in a physical proximity to me on my hardware. The rescue happened on a VPS in Europe.

2026-07-12 17:13:00 UTC

They say pride comes before a fall. Well, I was proud of myself finally getting my lightning address working on my domain with a little software that could reach out to my node and create invoices blah blah. And as soon as that was working for less than a week, Kblamo, my lightning node disintegrated.
This is that story.
#nevent1q…3mx5

2026-07-12 16:56:11 UTC

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I did not speak of the carnivorous diet. Are you a bot or just...

2026-07-11 22:31:36 UTC

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I have been telling my elderly best friend frequently, that I'm impressed with him, that he has protected my whole family from that devilish, demonic mailman. The mailman who has not one time slipped in through the mail slot and killed all of us. The good boy is undefeated.

2026-07-11 22:23:44 UTC

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Yum.

2026-07-11 21:49:02 UTC

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OK! I came around to actually doing this: nevent1qqs8cz8z0cj93k4sxafd0972age4hjwv8a4yt9mp44kfy85vm0w4qwspqqpzqpvhyfv7c6p7nppuuyh6um8dmgrwv5rze7cpg7v792749v5n9whxqvzqqqqqqyq59sr2

2026-07-11 21:48:18 UTC

M0053TALK #1!
The first and only episode of a podcast that does not exist!
In this episode I talk about what I did when I realized my lightning node was a goner...
...but with lots of pontifications!
https://nostr.download/93fb03b3c07f113ab139a305e109f804fcf37e4d3dba237e58a6df7b23bd3438.mpga

2026-07-10 14:23:08 UTC

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Tail =200mph
Face =classic pitful beg face
I say that is a good dog. All dog systems go.

2026-07-10 05:52:50 UTC

But I tell you the truth, no prophet is accepted in his own hometown.

2026-07-10 02:21:57 UTC

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Just be aware you dox your IP when you do that. May or may not be something to consider.

2026-07-10 00:06:00 UTC

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Well, his absence created a "vacuum for grifters". We couldn't "stay humble" without him guarding us from grifters over there.
I have respect for Mr. Odell, but he is a black and white idealist who trips over his perfectionism dick frequently.
And he's arguing with someone who's even more of a binary thinker than himself.
You will notice that Luke achuallly never said bitcoinners would be pedos. Rather that they would be forced to distribute CSAM. So, as a binary thinker, he also feels compelled to shout liar.
If Bitcoin can't survive this, then it could never have survived in the first place. Also, unfortunately, I think it's inevitable that at some point we're going to see a fork and the whole world's going to freak out and the people who were here in 2017 will be saying hang tight, hang tight. It's going to be gross. This might not be that event, but we're eventually gonna see it.

2026-07-08 19:54:04 UTC

I am waxing VERY philosophical today and want to record my ideas and let you hear them. If I do this will at least on e of you listen? And promise not to make fun of my voice? :) 🫎

2026-07-06 18:24:19 UTC

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Ooh. Spicy gamja

2026-07-04 12:42:05 UTC

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Ah-ha! Well the btc/ln node itself is run on minimal hardware sitting on a local network I have access to.
But the invoice generation is handled by LnBits on a VPS (5250 miles away) connecting via a VPN tunnel to the node.
This seems like a fairly secure architecture. I actually started out with zerotier as the VPN and then went to a vanilla wire guard setup. But honestly, I think even zero tier should be pretty good, since traffic is encrypted.

2026-07-03 19:12:04 UTC

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I'm still curious about the zap receipts thing. What were you meaning? Because I might want to turn that on, whatever it is.

2026-07-03 19:02:00 UTC

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Can I join the call too and just take notes so I feel like I'm a dev?

2026-07-02 01:30:02 UTC

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Think goodness AI can't just start putting a face up in the corner too now?

2026-07-02 01:27:48 UTC

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You know, I think that word has lost its meaning in the Bitcoin community.

2026-07-01 17:36:51 UTC

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I don't know who you are, but welcome to my ban list.

2026-07-01 16:03:29 UTC

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Cool. Well, I also sent you a couple zaps in return, but Amethyst isn't showing them. It's funny, I never used to have problems with that, but over the last six months or so, it's just real spotty whether or not I see them show up on posts.
I'm not a big zapper (or someone who expects big zaps) anyway. I'm just trying to get everything set up neatly. 😁

2026-07-01 06:42:10 UTC

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Wait... Aminorex?

2026-07-01 05:26:37 UTC

(ó﹏ò｡)
#nevent1q…uqfc

2026-07-01 04:31:04 UTC

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Hmm. Appreciate the try. Could just be my gimpy node.

2026-07-01 04:30:13 UTC

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Night! 12 monkeys was a good one. A bit dark

2026-07-01 04:18:12 UTC

Hello! The first 5 people to successfully zap me at my new self hosted address moose@jmoose.rocks will get zapped back 2x up to 100sats (call me mr sats McDuck!).
I am just wanting to test the thing...

2026-06-30 17:44:54 UTC

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Aloha!

2026-06-28 22:53:14 UTC

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Want!

2026-06-25 19:37:36 UTC

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Possibly rabid? I have not found those animals to be blindly aggressive.

2026-06-23 16:46:14 UTC

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2026-06-23 16:36:17 UTC

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Its bad.

2026-06-22 02:40:40 UTC

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Intersting. Just found this on Reddit. This scam isn't even new.
https://npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas.blossom.band/526ff2f2a53d8f162726e38791a0497f217df094c74a89a8ae96c17102867eac.jpg

2026-06-22 01:49:30 UTC

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2026-06-21 23:36:04 UTC

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So, here's an interesting piece of data. The one that you show a screenshot of, as well as another one I may have seen, include the purchased device as a "Coldcard Calculator." that sounds to me like something that might be declared as a package contents or the like. This would make me think the fulfillment company could be the weak link here.

2026-06-19 02:53:36 UTC

This real? Looks like it.
Slay yer heroes, "freedom tech' warriors.
https://npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas.blossom.band/cb1a62709fd5f0bd3dfc1495160c3208c7c096f395d1d1a7f74a69d8b9a86cbe.jpg

2026-06-16 17:59:17 UTC

If the Butler assassination attempt was not exactly what it seemed, then it is basically the thing that rules out anything but a government run by shadows.
When you combine the event and the timing and the series of ridiculous mistakes, it actually leaves no other choice.

2026-06-15 19:18:58 UTC

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2026-06-15 19:12:12 UTC

A Guinness zero and some cheesers on sourdough with mozzarella, Italian herbs, and garlic.
Muah.
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2026-06-15 19:11:19 UTC

A Guinness zero and some cheesers on sourdough with mozzarella, Italian herbs, and garlic.
Muah.

2026-06-13 01:53:43 UTC

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Ima ride. I don't know where we're going, but I'm on.

2026-06-09 15:34:21 UTC

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I've been following your recent grump posts on nostr with interest.
And I think I'm getting your general drift pretty well, but I'm not sure if I completely understand the key to your point that you're making.
I see Nostr has a very interesting toy for people who live on the technological edge.
It's kind of like ham radio, which has never been a serious communication channel in the sort of day-to-day use. And yet to this day, Ham ends up saving lives in situations where it is needed, kind of like what happened in the mountains of the Appalachians after the hurricane. I think it is the lowest common denominator aspect of the communication method that makes it continue to be relevant even though 99% of the time it's just a hobby for antenna nerds.
Nostr seems to be lowest common denominator coms for data on a network. In fact, I believe you could relay things over a radio if you wanted.
So if we're looking at it as the replacement for mainstream social media, well, that is a hopeless idea because people are too stupid. (lots to unpack there, but I'm already writing a tome.)
I quite like the protocol and it is my daily driver's social media and I am willing to pay the cost of it continuing to be the bathroom stall door as you put it.

2026-06-08 17:03:29 UTC

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2026-06-07 22:48:44 UTC

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2026-06-07 15:25:54 UTC

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You kind of hijacked an idea that I've been meaning to post about for a while. Well, you didn't hijack it. You just front ran me. 🤣
But my broader idea is that complicated cryptography or extended attack surfaces even that exist outside any cryptographic core are exactly the kind of thing we're going to see being exploited and destroyed by various lobsters.
And I do have a little bit of nervousness when it comes to FCMP etc.
Exactly for the reason you are saying.

2026-06-05 16:32:34 UTC

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Here's to your prediction, I think! 😁

2026-06-05 14:47:31 UTC

If you use tails for anything, this might actually be an update to expedite.
This is the fix to the kernel vulnerability that showed up recently.
https://tails.net/news/version_7.8.1/

2026-06-05 05:20:29 UTC

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