Chris Hallbeck

The Internet.
These comics are made possible by my generous supporters at Patreon! https://patreon.com/chrishallbeck
#funny #comics #webcomics
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2024-05-19 00:38:56

I wonder if people that have no inner eye/inner dialogue have an easier time falling asleep because sometimes I really want to sleep but also I can’t stop watching the movie in my head about the Jedi robot that transforms into a spaceship.

2024-05-18 22:40:57

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I was having a conversation with my son and said the phrase "cracked the case" and then said "Oh, I should write that down for a comic." He replied "How is that a comic? It's just 3 words." and so I improvised the dialog for this strip in front of him.

2024-05-18 16:25:16

Okay, to be honest, I totally believed it wasn't butter. I was just playing along.

2024-05-18 00:42:11

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@npub1skx…kpm7 👍👍👍☺️

2024-05-17 21:11:21

My book is currently 50% off on Amazon!
https://amzn.to/4btvPtO
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2024-05-17 19:14:37

Adorable.
I have shirts and mugs and prints available at https://chrishallbeckstore.com
#funny #comics #wholesome
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2024-05-17 15:28:13

Please buy my new book: How To Get Organized and Create the Most Effective To-Do-Lists as an Advanced Form of Procrastination

2024-05-17 00:58:20

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@npub1t5u…x0z9 😂

2024-05-16 19:43:20

Colors in the sky.
https://youtu.be/zqzjXM4WHrs

2024-05-16 03:10:33

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@npub1w0s…vu9p Thank you 😊

2024-05-15 20:56:47

Cute puppy. #funny #comics #webcomics
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2024-05-14 22:18:08

Spilled.
These comics are made possible by my generous supporters at Patreon! https://patreon.com/chrishallbeck
#funny #comics #webcomics
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2024-05-13 20:56:14

Have your cake and eat it too?
https://youtu.be/rxRCogcsLBU

2024-05-13 17:23:26

Late. #funny #comics #webcomics
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2024-05-12 19:19:47

Bark bark. #funny #dogs #comics
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2024-05-12 14:51:41

The relationship test.
https://youtu.be/GzHcKW6HQjs

2024-05-11 03:54:21

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@npub1jqk…aayz 😔

2024-05-11 02:53:24

Aurora tonight over Michigan.
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2024-05-11 00:09:21

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@npub1jqk…aayz 😉

2024-05-10 23:55:51

I push a ball down a small ramp that knocks over a series of books that spins a rod around that hits a switch that turns on a fan that blows over a box that releases a weight that lifts a mannequin arm with its middle finger raised.
My wife: …
Me: It’s my Rude Goldberg machine.

2024-05-10 22:15:43

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@npub1cjd…4lu4 Haha, you’re welcome 😉

2024-05-10 21:48:03

I tried to have my goldfish appraised by experts but they just kicked me out of the jewelry store.

2024-05-10 21:24:59

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@npub1hjc…kalf Which one of the two people in the comic?

2024-05-10 18:37:52

The exchange. #funny #comics #webcomics
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2024-05-10 01:57:15

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? You may be entitled to compensation. Call 1-88-FALL-DOWN today to talk to our cloud mishap experts.

2024-05-10 01:53:12

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@npub1n5u…l0uc They’re making a grocery list.

2024-05-09 23:14:00

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@npub1hjc…kalf 👀

2024-05-09 20:35:00

Ice cream.
#funny #comics #webcomics
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2024-05-09 15:36:58

I don’t have friends.
#funny #animation #cartoon
https://youtu.be/ZnXQN_Zs6dI

2024-05-09 03:52:10

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@npub1swk…s5pe Thank you! ❤️❤️❤️

2024-05-08 20:50:44

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@npub1ugp…cz6m 😊👍

2024-05-08 20:50:09

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@npub1d67…ch2m 😂

2024-05-08 18:50:09

Look it up. #funny #comics #webcomics
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2024-05-08 17:03:44

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@npub1huy…nhuf Okay 👍

2024-05-08 15:38:41

Thank you to everyone that has contributed so far! ❤️❤️❤️
https://patreon.com/chrishallbeck
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2024-05-07 22:30:12

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@npub1rv0…xuyz You are maybe under the impression that the character is supposed to know what they are doing?

2024-05-07 22:28:51

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@npub1ugp…cz6m 😂

2024-05-07 22:14:47

Boss battle! #funny #comics #webcomics
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2024-05-06 19:46:33

Paint the shed.
These comics are made possible by the generous support of my subscribers at Patreon! https://patreon.com/chrishallbeck
#comics #webcomics #funny
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2024-05-06 01:28:10

The Two Doors
https://youtu.be/czjWkAIAMtU

2024-05-05 01:10:02

By popular request, I’ve added a Discord server for my Patreon supporters! You can join us here: https://patreon.com/chrishallbeck

2024-05-03 21:23:25

Spreadsheets. #funny #office #working
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2024-05-03 03:56:18

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@npub1p67…nqyn Link doesn’t work for me.

2024-05-03 00:07:49

Dinner party revenge.
https://youtu.be/Y94yKOQx6B0

2024-05-02 04:37:40

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@npub1jkr…vus8 😊👍

2024-05-01 21:55:06

The report. #funny #comics #webcomics
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2024-04-30 16:54:45

A clean desk.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=toUnUM1kNW8

2024-04-30 16:49:52

I tried to spin my pen with my left hand and kept dropping it. I switched to my right hand as my wife walked in and I dropped it again! That’s some real second hand embarrassment.

2024-04-28 22:54:28

Pepperidge Farm Remembers It for You Wholesale

2024-04-28 22:49:06

Wendy. #funny #comics #webcomics
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2024-04-28 17:57:41

My youngest asked me to explain the meaning of bewildered and now he’s confused.

2024-04-27 21:35:25

Bottle. #funny #swimming #comics
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2024-04-27 16:56:40

I went to college to learn painting while working a job cleaning trash off the street. I was a real pick-up artist.

2024-04-26 19:57:02

Dragons. #funny #comics #webcomics
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2024-04-26 01:25:39

Skittles Battle
https://youtube.com/shorts/7jrLI8jeH2A

2024-04-25 16:23:29

Seriously? #funny #comics #webcomics
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2024-04-25 16:14:06

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@npub1z0t…wj4p I’ve asked a people on other servers see my links with the normal thumbnail preview.

2024-04-25 13:54:16

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@npub1z0t…wj4p It’s apparently my server.

2024-04-25 00:03:14

Here’s my number.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Yxg1z7qE2Uc

2024-04-23 20:51:33

Outside. #comics #funny #webcomics
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2024-04-23 03:29:37

Secretly though, that first guy was disappointed to see Superman up in the sky. He’s been searching for that giant red & blue bird for years

2024-04-22 23:35:11

How are trees big?
#funny #animation #trees
https://youtu.be/AMYk-FjXZmY

2024-04-22 17:32:29

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it had a trebuchet?

2024-04-20 18:43:53

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@npub1uvs…f0ut I’m not sure what your question is. Maybe google translate is failing me.

2024-04-20 18:42:57

Jealousy. #comics #romance #love
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2024-04-19 22:21:09

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@npub1uvs…f0ut What do you mean?

2024-04-19 21:50:20

Box of junk.
https://youtube.com/shorts/JBgOIOJFYa8

2024-04-19 18:27:45

Don’t @ me. #funny #coffee #officememes
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2024-04-18 15:51:33

How many hobbies can you have?
https://youtu.be/VDnppufMcVw
#hobbies #crafting #funny

2024-04-17 18:25:12

Tall legs. #funny #comics #webcomics
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2024-04-17 02:12:22

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@npub18n6…ngx5 😊😊😊

2024-04-17 01:25:24

New animation!
Mattress Games
https://youtube.com/shorts/RagOIoBAnEU

2024-04-16 18:09:53

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@npub1zgw…3tz0 How so?

2024-04-16 17:29:02

Rhyme. #comics #funny #poetry
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2024-04-15 01:53:09

Hey man, don’t take this the wrong way.
*delicately hands you a weapon with 12 blades and a small handle in the center*

2024-04-14 01:11:37

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@npub1h8s…t27m Thank you 😊

2024-04-13 19:18:20

Perfect! #comics #funny #webcomics
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2024-04-13 19:02:02

That cool thing where a band will have the first song on an album fade in so the first time you play it you accidentally turn it up way too loud.

2024-04-13 01:00:41

Plenty of time.
https://youtube.com/watch/ePDuwtS41W8

2024-04-09 18:44:46

Have a seat. #funny #comics #webcomics
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2024-04-08 02:43:55

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@npub1q57…9chc It’s apparently dependent on the server you are on caching the thumbnail or not.

2024-04-07 23:05:48

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@npub19vw…5ph0 Nice! 😊👍

2024-04-07 19:10:46

Emergency assistance.
Animated version here! https://youtube.com/shorts/Axhu0VqFAHo
#funny #robot #parenting
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2024-04-07 01:01:35

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How do I get the YouTube preview to show up here like I see when other people post a YouTube link?

2024-04-07 01:00:11

Jaw Pain
https://youtube.com/shorts/PR7WWuhM_qs

2024-04-07 00:37:35

Jaw Pain.
Jaw Pain
https://youtube.com/shorts/PR7WWuhM_qs

2024-04-06 16:55:28

Beep boop. #funny #comics #webcomics
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2024-04-04 03:21:45

*take your son to work day*
Son: So, you just sit in a chair?
Me: I'm writing.
Son: And taking a nap?
Me: This is what writing looks like.

2024-04-03 01:09:20

Dinner Party
https://youtube.com/shorts/9J3jzn6foeg

2024-04-03 00:58:10

Say something. #funny #comics #dogs
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2024-04-02 03:22:11

As I’m getting older and time feels like it’s speeding up I’m reassured by how impossibly long an unskippable 30-second ad can feel.

2024-04-02 03:15:49

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@npub13mq…uh4n Oh dang, you got me!

2024-04-02 00:02:53

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@npub1hmc…8w04 How so?

2024-04-01 22:54:38

Not good. #comics #funny #webcomics
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2024-04-01 02:56:06

“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need… roads.”
*drives DeLorean into a lake*