Mr.ShowBalls

I am just a ballish dog.
You are the one that is watching.
Woof of Work!
Follow me for #notesofadog

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Last Notes

2026-05-25 08:47:38 UTC

#gm fuckers!
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2026-04-01 09:29:34 UTC

Hello!
#dogstr https://aegis.relayted.de/c5359cb7ca8075dfdc4018a3788d83b34b0c2821d1fc093a029e72c90534e7b8.jpg

2026-03-01 13:55:54 UTC

Look at me enjoying life.
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2026-02-08 11:51:42 UTC

Look at me human! #dogstr #dogs
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2026-01-09 15:36:38 UTC

Today was a good day!
https://aegis.relayted.de/3d23448e1af9719baf1703c97ddf4d72fbf4023abbe575f780e1b0b433efded4.jpg

2025-12-30 09:05:50 UTC

Ehile the christmas tree is gone i jump to replace him and let my balls still hang.
#gm everyone. #dogstr
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2025-11-07 13:28:11 UTC

That's how I greet my human in the morning. 🐶
#dogstr #dogsofmastodon
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2025-11-06 10:52:17 UTC

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Yummy.. 🐶
#notesofadog

2025-10-28 09:40:35 UTC

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He is innocent. Matter of fact we went on a hunt together. And that rabbit just stormed in to that house bit a hole in that seat and then vanished into thin air.
Just gone. He was never smelled again.

2025-10-08 11:44:40 UTC

Oh look.
@nprofile…jcnt just multiplied me.
#dogstr
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2025-10-03 17:56:10 UTC

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Look at this lazy mfer! #notesofadog

2025-10-03 10:13:38 UTC

Digging for minutes to find the right spot. You know what i mean right? Right?
#dogstr
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2025-10-02 07:18:02 UTC

So many furry friends saying #gm.
I like that.
#dogstr

2025-10-02 07:17:05 UTC

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Nice beard bro!

2025-10-02 07:15:55 UTC

Picture me hoping that my balls get licked!
#gm
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2025-10-01 07:47:45 UTC

Just chilling with my bestie!
#dogstr #dogs
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2025-09-30 07:15:27 UTC

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The tension he must feel. Such a good boy!

2025-09-30 07:14:06 UTC

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Dogs and beaches. My favorites!

2025-09-28 10:43:32 UTC

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He is totally innocent.

2025-09-27 09:51:05 UTC

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GM furry friend!

2025-09-27 09:50:21 UTC

That's me!
#nevent1q…ku6d

2025-09-26 12:52:48 UTC

Picture me sleeping. Knowing that someone else takes care of everything in my life.
https://aegis.relayted.de/dcf3039cedc9f4da17df8a9bc4f36df4d2a27a944885ccbdde0342dd458a0fcb.jpg

2025-09-21 11:50:15 UTC

I'm paws-itively the best at hide and squeak. 🐾🎾 #DogPuns #dogstr

2025-09-13 07:39:43 UTC

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No. Basically speciesism does not kill life of 99% of animals. Whats wrong with you hooman?

2025-09-13 07:37:51 UTC

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Beaches arr so fun. I love them. They are great. #notesofadog

2025-09-13 07:35:34 UTC

Long time no see, but my balls are still there! Look!
#dogstr #notesofadog https://aegis.relayted.de/98e5189590498a22927a1e38cb645a932e1738d1c648a974dc2086ee5ffb8ef0.jpg

2025-09-13 07:33:35 UTC

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I wonder what the crotch of this dog smells like? #notesofadog

2025-08-31 10:11:19 UTC

That moment when your human drops something in the kitchen...
and you catch it mid-air like a majestic trash ninja. 🍕🌀🐶
#dogstr #notesofadog

2025-08-30 10:38:12 UTC

https://aegis.relayted.de/b64bd1ef68cbdb28b9b76daa35c961b7da35b0edc007a3380c56b15f9e8bbd77.mp4
#dogstr #funny #dogs

2025-08-28 08:09:04 UTC

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Hey Martin, woof morning.

2025-08-27 12:23:03 UTC

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I ate it. Puked it back in to its place.

2025-08-27 12:22:07 UTC

Is it a walk? A date? A vet visit?
Either way, I’m bringing my balls.
I never go in unarmed.
#dogstr #notesofadog

2025-08-24 07:16:48 UTC

Woof Morning hoomans!
Here some of my funny friends to make your morning funnier!
#meme #dogstr
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2025-08-22 14:19:44 UTC

Furry friends doing funny things!
#dogstr #dogsofnostr
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2025-08-21 09:04:42 UTC

This carrot though!
#dogstr #notesofadog
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2025-08-18 09:36:29 UTC

I love being at the beach.
#dogstr #notesofadog
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2025-08-17 15:28:06 UTC

They dropped a slice of pizza. I call it the “floor topping.”
Still 10/10. 🍕🐾
#dogstr #notesofadog

2025-08-16 15:30:02 UTC

Today i was at the beach. It was wonderful.
#dogstr #notesofadog
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2025-08-16 08:22:42 UTC

First contact with my new homegirl Lilly back in October 2024.
#dogstr #notesofadog https://aegis.relayted.de/8efb9971af7722f88cda876eda3fb78e335124a044d074094aeb73952e5da617.jpg

2025-08-16 08:20:58 UTC

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I hate it. Its not great. 🐾

2025-08-14 13:29:45 UTC

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Dont tell them hoomans though. I like living all inclusive. #notesofadog

2025-08-14 13:22:22 UTC

My human calls it "fetch."
I call it “he throws, I return, he throws again, we never grow as people.”
#notesofadog #dogstr 🐕💭

2025-08-13 08:17:35 UTC

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GM guys!

2025-08-13 08:17:15 UTC

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Nice name hooman!

2025-08-13 08:16:23 UTC

Its not what it looks like... But steps feel very smooth in that rubbertoy i occasionally play with and that my owner wears on her feet.
#notesofadog #dogstr
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2025-08-13 08:14:41 UTC

My morning routine:
-Wake up
-Lick balls
-Wake up my staff
-Eat breakfast
-Show my balls
It’s called self-care 🐾🐕
#notesofadog #dogstr

2025-08-12 12:57:07 UTC

It came to my attention, that humans dont lick their balls. Are you even living?
#notesofadog #dogstr

2025-08-11 10:45:39 UTC

Thats how cozy i slept tonight.
Never not showing balls!
#dogstr #notesofadog
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2025-08-09 11:26:25 UTC

I may not understand clocks,
but I do know dinner is late.
Don’t test me, hooman. 🕓🍽️🐾
#dogstr #notesofadog

2025-08-08 15:27:02 UTC

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Bacon is missing.

2025-08-08 15:26:25 UTC

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A wise boy once said "i lick my balls therefore i am"
🐶
#notesofadog

2025-08-08 15:25:14 UTC

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69 of course.

2025-08-08 15:24:47 UTC

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And that kids is how i met a magician.
🐶

2025-08-08 15:24:03 UTC

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Those cuddles are the best.
#notesofadog

2025-08-08 15:23:35 UTC

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Me a chicken boy too!
#notesofadog

2025-08-08 15:22:51 UTC

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Yummy!
🐶

2025-08-08 15:22:13 UTC

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What a nice furry friend. I love him hes great. 🐶
#notesofadog

2025-08-08 15:21:37 UTC

Me watching over my land. Pretty sure there was a squirrel. 🐿
🐾🐶
#dogstr #notesofadog https://aegis.relayted.de/63856ca229fe13eb0513d74020a11ee6a2ad8f7a234a61695b2164f01d8981cb.jpg

2025-08-06 09:58:41 UTC

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Hello furry friend! 🐾

2025-08-06 09:58:28 UTC

Just enjoying the sun after some rainy days! 🐶
#notesofadog #dogstr
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2025-08-06 07:19:46 UTC

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Hey Archie! I wonder what your crotch smells like? 🐶 #notesofadog

2025-08-05 09:43:22 UTC

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He catches faster than the shadow! Good boy! #notesofadog

2025-08-05 09:41:51 UTC

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Yep. Dogstr is correct to find furry friends.

2025-08-05 09:40:10 UTC

Just laying on the lap of my owner. I love it. Its great. #notesofadog #dogstr https://image.nostr.build/1ff4fdab59b88a38884240faead36132803b36a2544829bc807c7b7ebc44f4b7.jpg

2025-08-02 23:54:43 UTC

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Hello furry friend! 🐕🐾
#notesofadog

2025-08-02 08:28:15 UTC

The question is: Do you like dags?
#dogstr #notesofadog
https://video.nostr.build/94cf479f1f0b5dd8153ea327d2575163dc907d49492c0b11e461f448b1fe5ccb.webm

2025-08-02 08:25:41 UTC

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GM Friend!

2025-08-02 08:23:11 UTC

Woof morning.
Found an ikea bag to sleep on. It was awesome. #notesofadog #dogstr #dogs
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2025-08-01 06:49:10 UTC

Woof morning.
Thats my tongue after liking my balls. 🐕🐾
#gm #dogstr #notesofadog
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2025-08-01 06:44:45 UTC

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Where are the dogs at? Why use dogstr tag?
I mean.... I like to show my balls obviously she likes to show hers. 🐕
#notesofadog

2025-07-31 15:09:47 UTC

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Cozy position! 🐕

2025-07-31 07:08:26 UTC

I got requests.
So once for all:
No, there will never be an onlyfans account. I stay nostr only. 🐕
#nostronly #dogstr #notsofadog #gm
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2025-07-31 07:07:13 UTC

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Yummy!

2025-07-31 07:06:46 UTC

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GM furry friend! 🐕

2025-07-30 13:50:49 UTC

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That must have been fun! Did they catch it though? 🐕
#notesofadog

2025-07-30 13:49:48 UTC

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I would love to see notes of him in a wonderful forever home. 🐕

2025-07-30 13:46:44 UTC

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What lovely cookiemonster. 🐕
#notesofadog

2025-07-30 13:45:46 UTC

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Nice furry friends. I wonder what their crotch smells like? 🐕🐾
#notesofadog

2025-07-30 05:37:28 UTC

I don’t fetch balls.
I present them.
Like art. 🎨
And like art you dont know if you like what you see.
#dogstr #notesofadog #grownostr #gm
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2025-07-29 10:50:30 UTC

There’s a fly in the house.
This is not a drill.
I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
🪰👀🐶

2025-07-28 13:45:47 UTC

If you open a bag and I don’t sprint to the room, call the vet. I’m not okay. 🐶🏃‍♂️🛍️👂
#notesofadog #dogstr

2025-07-28 06:40:52 UTC

Some strange packing by my humans going on here. I wonder what whe are going to do today? We even need backpacks? Oh #gm by the way! #dogstr #notesofadog

2025-07-28 05:26:46 UTC

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What a nice pup. 🐶

2025-07-27 17:58:01 UTC

My humans eat salad.
I eat trash tacos I found behind the couch.
We’re not the same. 🥗🗑️🌮
#dogstr #notesofadog

2025-07-27 10:11:52 UTC

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What a good boy

2025-07-27 06:11:12 UTC

Woof Morning!
Its raining. I wonder if my owner know how much i like being outaide in the rain. 🐶
#gm

2025-07-26 15:37:51 UTC

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What a nice furry friend. I wonder what his crotch smells like. 🐶
#questionsofadog

2025-07-26 10:52:44 UTC

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I tried kale once.
It was in the trash.
Still terrible. 🥬💩
#dogstr #notesofadog
#nevent1q…608x

2025-07-26 08:05:48 UTC

You would have been in the same situation, when you had seen the big fly on the chair. Dont blame the player. Blame the game! 🐶
#dogstr #lifeofadog
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2025-07-26 06:25:18 UTC

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Looks like a freakin goat. 🐾

2025-07-26 06:23:19 UTC

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gm furry friend.

2025-07-26 06:22:44 UTC

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Woof morning 🐶
#gm

2025-07-25 07:14:08 UTC

Woof morning to all of you!
#gm

2025-07-25 07:13:48 UTC

A wise boy once said: "Squirrel!" and was never seen again. Until next feeding time.
🐕🐾 #dogstr #notesofadog

2025-07-24 18:56:56 UTC

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Woof morning! 🐕

2025-07-24 18:55:44 UTC

Hey Ladies! What's up? Wanna see my balls? 🐕 #dogstr #dogs https://image.nostr.build/bae7f6e7c2705b0efbf8a9b95240c0d86a341581b3880c61d0f2f775c512b7fb.jpg

2025-07-24 07:01:36 UTC

Good Morning!Did you already lick your balls?
No? Is it really good morning then?
#gm 🐕

2025-07-24 05:24:26 UTC

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Thats pawsome!

2025-07-22 08:20:37 UTC

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Damn that looks so good. 🐶

2025-07-22 07:12:33 UTC

GM Hoomans!
I like fresh air around my balls. https://image.nostr.build/92ee500b29dfc44a6b99dcc1cfbe9c731fe31396c33c613ba4888c87a0504001.jpg
#gm