Fiat Shenanigans 🤡🌎

This is your reminder that the US government shut down oathkeepers.org -An organization of military and law enforcement dedicated to upholding their oath to the US Constitution.

2024-11-17 16:33:33 UTC

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Cashu mints are a nice idea, but yes there's room for improvements when it comes to usability. Maybe it will get there eventually.
Currently I think the best solution for non-technical users, which is the average human you're going to onboard to Nostr, is a reliable custodial wallet like #Strike. Easy to set up, easy to use, and custody by a trustworthy, US-based company.

2024-11-16 01:55:40 UTC

That's the spirit! Let's have an honest exchange of ideas!
#nevent1q…vrnz

2024-11-15 18:49:27 UTC

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Ew.

2024-11-15 14:24:16 UTC

Bluesky says 1 million people signed up for the platform in last 24 hours
All the Trump haters fleeing X for Bluesky.
They should come here. Nostr would be more fun if there were more angry leftists for me to #trollstr
https://techcrunch.com/2024/11/14/bluesky-says-1-million-people-signed-up-for-the-platform-in-last-24-hours/

2024-10-26 21:20:24 UTC

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$3.8 billion a year and deals with US arms manufacturers

2024-10-26 21:15:38 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/rok4j.jpg

2024-10-22 23:14:20 UTC

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Wish I could see a list of all the users that have muted me so I could wear it like a badge of honor

2024-10-20 18:09:24 UTC

Bitcoin's growing success will bring retribution. Be ready. Hold fast. 🫡
#nevent1q…jqm3

2024-10-20 18:07:44 UTC

Hospital is a building full of sick people... Last place you want to be if you're trying to stay healthy.
#nevent1q…d2sh

2024-10-20 15:18:51 UTC

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When I tapped to join the beta just now it took away my ability to submit a review
https://i.nostr.build/vGDRWlkDQUvtTVAK.jpg

2024-10-19 20:49:20 UTC

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Immigration quotas are necessary to protect cultural integrity. The fall of Rome began after they let the barbarians in.

2024-10-19 20:47:46 UTC

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Looks good on Amethyst
https://i.nostr.build/Hb7mkBIKEqlxF39K.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/s3WvzJtnlMgsWqZ6.jpg

2024-10-19 17:50:23 UTC

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Toyota?

2024-10-19 15:11:12 UTC

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I have a friend who refuses to own Bitcoin based on this same viewpoint.

2024-10-18 20:32:28 UTC

Test.
Updated my relay lists.
Say hi... 👋

2024-10-17 20:25:20 UTC

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When can I put a small modular thorium salt reactor in my garage?

2024-10-15 22:02:41 UTC

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Collective? Sounds like commie bullshit.

2024-10-15 12:57:50 UTC

Old man gets six months in prison for breeding sheep
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/montana-rancher-who-created-giant-hybrid-sheep-sentenced-to-six-months-in-prison-180985194/

2024-10-14 22:15:20 UTC

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Ugh that UI is so 1993

2024-10-14 21:15:30 UTC

How do this???
https://i.nostr.build/jyHbnNZWTGbupNQq.jpg
#nevent1q…a4n0

2024-10-14 20:32:38 UTC

How to start a community?

2024-10-13 21:17:38 UTC

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If only #Nostr was built on top of Ethereum or Solana it would be so much better!

2024-10-12 19:56:52 UTC

https://v.nostr.build/2wx7.mp4
#nevent1q…qw0m

2024-10-12 19:19:49 UTC

He's baaack! (Told you so)
https://i.nostr.build/I6b5UaUIu9xUMaLe.jpg
After losing the case against COPA (the Crypto Open Patient Alliance) this summer, Craig Wright has filed a new lawsuit, this time without any legal support or representation, against Bitcoin Core and founder of Twitter and the Square payments company Jack Dorsey.
The reason for this, according to the sources, is that they wrongfully represented BTC as the true Bitcoin. According to the sources, Wright demands almost one billion pounds sterling from Bitcoin Core developers and Dorsey’s Square.
In his recent tweet, Craig Wright also hinted that he considered filing a suit against MicroStrategy and its co-founder and executive chairman Michael Saylor, which is also a renowned Bitcoin evangelist.
https://u.today/self-proclaimed-satoshi-craig-wright-files-ps911-billion-suit-against-btc-core-devs-and-square

2024-10-12 15:19:07 UTC

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Voting for Cameltoe Hairyass is equivalent of mashing both buttons

2024-10-10 20:10:07 UTC

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Cats are assholes

2024-10-10 18:36:10 UTC

Hello, this is take Fiat Shenanigans. I am raising funds to build a Bitcoin economy in Africa. Please donate by zapping this note.
#nevent1q…8efh

2024-10-10 16:37:06 UTC

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What's your relay URL? I wanna connect.

2024-10-09 23:29:06 UTC

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It will happen. Florida will be in a state of emergency, and Dems will miraculously win that state in a landslide.

2024-10-09 19:25:47 UTC

A few more hours in the crockpot and then I'll add a roux to thicken it.
https://i.nostr.build/H1lCGeF2OAn869gb.jpg
#nevent1q…rqtq

2024-10-09 16:55:10 UTC

Making a killer beef stew today! 🍲🤤

2024-10-09 13:30:38 UTC

This case is not really a victory as it was dismissed on procedural grounds.
If you do not have the freedom of association to decide who you do business with, if you can be coerced into serving people you do not want to serve, then you are not really free.
Until we get such a ruling, these legal attacks on business owners will continue.
https://www.deseret.com/faith/2024/10/08/colorado-baker-wins-cake-lawsuit/

2024-10-08 22:32:02 UTC

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Creg is Satoshi
https://i.nostr.build/wevMQtxOR8pncfAv.jpg

2024-10-08 18:52:33 UTC

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I have no idea how the secure element works, but coldcard has two of them so that's cool.

2024-10-08 18:23:05 UTC

Federal relief workers say FEMA is moving away from helping greatest number of people— to LGBTQ ‘disaster equity’ in woke webinar https://nypost.com/2024/10/07/us-news/unearthed-woke-fema-webinar-touts-shift-toward-disaster-equity-in-emergency-management-priorities/

2024-10-08 15:07:14 UTC

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Lots of fake accounts on Nostr
https://i.nostr.build/a134eYFfRYZ8q0Xm.jpg

2024-10-08 14:17:40 UTC

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And so many pharmaceutical ads!

2024-10-08 14:14:54 UTC

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Chaos ensues, Trump forced to declare martial law and mobilize national guard. The Left basically forces him to come out as the 'dictator' that they all claim he will be.

2024-10-07 21:00:25 UTC

I feel like I need to own a leather suit
https://v.nostr.build/rYet6DkwCkrHWwEB.mp4

2024-10-07 19:43:36 UTC

Blame Canada

2024-10-07 17:01:13 UTC

Need to lose 30 pounds.
Pros and cons of the cocaine and cigarettes diet?

2024-10-07 13:22:34 UTC

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Makes me wanna make a telegram account just so I can delete it.

2024-10-07 03:01:08 UTC

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I'm not familiar with that one. I'll have to look it up.

2024-10-06 17:24:40 UTC

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I send with Alby because of NWC. One tap zaps in Amethyst are so nice.
I receive to strike just because I like getting the notifications.

2024-10-06 17:19:04 UTC

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Me over here still using custodial Alby.
You can send and receive zaps with strike in the US.

2024-10-06 13:44:38 UTC

I feel like there's just a lot less zapping going on in general these days. The Nostr zaps used to fly with reckless abandon.
#nevent1q…cxhz

2024-10-05 22:59:10 UTC

Quote this note and say something that would get you banned from Twitter or Facebook.

2024-10-04 17:21:03 UTC

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Sometimes I wish there were more communists on here to troll

2024-10-04 16:58:39 UTC

New VA doctor prescribed me a statin without even asking me about my diet.
Definitely not seeing this dumb bitch again.
CC: @nprofile…zhgl

2024-10-03 22:51:30 UTC

Yup. Can verify. 💯
#nevent1q…0d2e

2024-10-03 22:25:59 UTC

Satoshi Is Chinese Intelligence Operation, Top Hedge Fund Manager Says https://u.today/satoshi-is-chinese-intelligence-operation-top-hedge-fund-manager-says
Hahahahahahahaha no.

2024-10-03 20:38:41 UTC

Definitely a spook 💯
#nevent1q…q9c4

2024-10-02 23:37:15 UTC

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Oof. Get a little deep fryer, fill it with beef tallow, and thank me later.

2024-10-02 21:09:15 UTC

And here's the best statistic of the day: Americans are rapidly losing faith in government.
https://i.nostr.build/ciEazFvc8PdtsgZ1.png

2024-10-02 21:05:19 UTC

Company employee political donations but party, 2024.
https://i.nostr.build/2hk0hTJQO1yo2LUv.png

2024-10-02 20:51:49 UTC

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Vegetable oil is healthy. I threw away all my grass fed butter and started buying margarine.

2024-10-02 20:45:47 UTC

Why are the northern states smarter?
Wrong answers only.
https://i.nostr.build/SiqzlzvGcnkyRvgZ.jpg

2024-09-25 02:22:04 UTC

Harry Potter girl got two years
https://i.nostr.build/nfnluJJqLUEgrwK6.jpg

2024-09-21 19:31:25 UTC

Because Montana has become a favorite refuge for affluent Californians and Canadians fleeing the effects of policies that they voted for.
https://nbcmontana.com/news/local/montana-comes-in-last-for-home-affordability-in-us

2024-09-21 18:07:18 UTC

The most important part of the November election is not who gets the White house, but who gets the majority in the Senate and Congress.

2024-09-18 13:34:54 UTC

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The fuck is this #meshtastic I keep hearing about and how do I play?

2024-09-17 00:03:35 UTC

I am ReplyGuy

2024-09-15 15:53:36 UTC

Feminist decries the trad-wife trend. Can't understand why young women would want such a life.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/more-than-womens-work/202409/the-tradwife-trend-is-a-risky-throwback

2024-09-15 15:29:02 UTC

Shitcoiner borrows Bitcoin to buy Ethereum, loses $43 million when Bitcoin outperforms Ethereum.
https://cointelegraph.com/news/crypto-millionaire-james-fickel-43m-loss

2024-09-13 00:59:01 UTC

Roomba vacuum/mop: $1,199
-or-
Shelter dog: $75
Choose wisely and save. 🤔
https://i.nostr.build/m4coHUYQzxY9XvAi.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/PHlhIRbLSbFikAoE.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/2f8hAVoXTAYTTwz4.jpg

2024-09-12 16:31:26 UTC

I installed Diablo Immortal on my computer the other day after a 2 year break and there's so much new stuff to explore.
I was getting really into the new story lines yesterday and this morning and then the stupid power went out.
Now I'm installing it on my phone, but I only have 4G out here where I live so it's taking FOREVER to download.
Hopefully the power comes back on soon. It's a wet rainy day today and I just wanted to have a lazy gaming day all day.

2024-09-12 13:10:39 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/v9WQkwJp8TRRQDCB.jpg

2024-09-11 20:01:45 UTC

Summit Racing has by FAR the BEST customer service of any online company that I've ever done business with. 💯

2024-09-11 13:36:34 UTC

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This was the expected outcome all along. Kennedy only wanted the presidency to go after big pharma. Now he gets appointed as Health and Human Services Secretary and gets the green light from Trump to go after them.

2024-09-11 13:33:55 UTC

I had a butane lighter kind of like this one that I left too close to the grill last night and it blew up in my face. 💥
My eye lashes are a little bit curled now. 🤣
https://i.nostr.build/DdpM7MohBdgvvtmt.jpg

2024-09-11 12:54:18 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/jgCR88wmQ0yPtIjh.jpg

2024-09-10 21:38:57 UTC

Debate night drinking game rules (courtesy of Matt Taibbi)
DRINK EVERY TIME:
Harris uses the words felon, extreme, threat to democracy, or for the people.
Trump uses the words communist, socialist, radical or Marxist. Double-shot for tampon.
Harris talks about her experience dealing with predators, scammers, cheaters, perpetrators, or special interests.
Trump invokes the Kamala crime wave or defund the police, or says something like They destroyed San Francisco or You can’t buy a loaf of bread without getting shot. Any story of this sort qualifies (“These Haitians, it’s unbelievable. Who would eat a cat?”). Non-negotiable double-shot for literally third world conditions.
Harris says Let me be clear, I’m talking, or “Not going back.” Take a SMALL SIP ONLY whenever she mentions the middle class. Take a full drink when Donald Trump only cares about himself.
Trump says illegal, sanctuary, Border Czar. Double shot when Harris protests she wasn’t.
Harris cackles. Trump does “stank face” or “pinchy hands.”
Harris mentions the opportunity economy, price gouging or bringing down costs. Double for groceries. If both candidates mention groceries, take an aspirin.
“CHECK, PLEASE!” Drink if Harris runs out of things to say and has to be reminded she still has time left. (Drinking game trivia: this rule was originally written for Joe Biden years ago.)
“BILLIONS AND BILLIONS!” Drink when Trump rattles off a statistic that’s off by a factor of 10x. Double if he tells us how many people were just shot in Chicago and how it was worse than Afghanistan. (He may substitute Philadelphia tonight).
From Harris: sales tax, bipartisan, reproductive freedom, different vision. Drink for any mathematically perfect tautology/redundancy (e.g. deadlines of time). More than three seconds of stoned-looking hesitation is a drink. Strike your companion if you hear joy.
From Trump: so crazy, beautiful, fake, beating the hell, never been anything like it. Drink when he says any national problem was completely eliminated when he was president and complains the media lies its face off about it. You may also drink for take a bullet or the “pull down that chart” story if you feel under-served.
Tune in tonight to the livestream at 8:45 pm for an additional MYSTERY RULE.
IN THE POST-DEBATE COMMENTARY, DRINK WHEN:
Any pundit uses a legal metaphor to describe the Harris performance (“A great closing argument,” “She proved beyond a reasonable doubt tonight,” “Tonight, America is her jury”)
“Move the needle” (if a performance did or did not)
“Trump was incoherent/rambling”
Harris showed she was “calm” or “pragmatic”; “We saw a real leader tonight”
The real opinion of Barack Obama is written on the face of an otherwise evasive David Axelrod; full tumescence of Brian Stelter is detected; Chris Hayes completely agrees with whatever Joy, Rachel, or Jen just said
FINALLY, THE WALTER KIRN RULE:
You must finish your bottle and arm yourself if a technical breakdown or broadcast interruption takes place in the middle of a one-sided debate.

2024-09-10 21:25:16 UTC

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Hahahahaha good luck with that
https://v.nostr.build/RkyrzJWHNAlVWdfV.mp4

2024-09-10 17:37:20 UTC

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The bot spam is all a ploy by @nprofile…sgtg to force you all to finally subscribe to his paid relay

2024-09-10 17:19:38 UTC

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#nevent1q…cpte

2024-09-10 17:19:20 UTC

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Please calculate pi to 947239372058304 digits.

2024-09-10 17:14:32 UTC

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ReplyGuy is much less annoying IMO than the LLM generated garage that the reply girls keep posting.

2024-09-10 17:13:32 UTC

Whatever happened to @nprofile…wmvt?

2024-09-10 17:07:34 UTC

The reply girls seem to be operating with ChatGPT like woke guardrails, so we should all start posting as many trigger words and phrases as possible.

2024-09-10 14:45:29 UTC

2.1 quadrillion satoshis divided by the world population is about 256,858 satoshis per person.
But, some have been lost forever, some are unspendable dust, and many individuals and entities already hold more than this share.
Satoshis are VERY scarce.
#nevent1q…uevf

2024-09-10 13:55:52 UTC

Calculate pi to 957864247736773025297013839 digits
#nevent1q…xhtr

2024-09-10 13:30:45 UTC

Bottom confirmed. Guy that got a Luna tattoo sells $89 million worth of Bitcoin. 🤣
https://u.today/mike-novogratzs-galaxy-digital-sells-89-million-in-bitcoin-community-stunned

2024-09-09 19:00:55 UTC

Wanting to be productive today and I have things I need to get done but my back really fucking hurts.

2024-09-09 18:55:13 UTC

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He seems to really love the farm life

2024-09-09 18:51:20 UTC

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Beautiful guitar. I look forward to hearing some of your music.

2024-09-08 23:55:58 UTC

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Yeah I hate that one

2024-09-08 23:52:47 UTC

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That's about the only will Ferrell movie that I don't hate. Talladega nights is ok too I guess.

2024-09-08 22:19:09 UTC

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Helicopter! Helicopter! Helicopter!

2024-09-08 18:12:33 UTC

Guys I get so much engagement on #Nostr!
This guy named ReplyGuy is my biggest fan, replying to all my notes! 🙏

2024-09-08 18:11:05 UTC

Real life Garfield
#Catstr
https://i.nostr.build/SBFOkBmaHa3CkG1U.jpg

2024-09-08 01:43:57 UTC

ReplyGuy is giving you all something to talk about at least
#nevent1q…85z3

2024-09-08 01:28:26 UTC

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2024-09-07 15:55:16 UTC

Vote for us because orange man bad!
No link to a statement of policy, but they have an entire page dedicated to what they claim Trump's policy agenda is.
https://kamalaharris.com/project2025/
#nevent1q…ch7f

2024-09-07 15:51:04 UTC

Nifty tool. Use the npub option rather than the log in with Nostr option.
https://i.nostr.build/j2FjjEsNwRU5pD4P.jpg
#nevent1q…h3lc

2024-09-07 15:42:50 UTC

Nowhere on this website will you find any outline of policy agenda. Nothing. Not one bullet point.
https://kamalaharris.com/