Jordan S

Terminally online Crypto-Anarchist Schizo that creates, and re-uploads bizarre memes featuring anime goth girls, and cats.
Shitcoiner, Spend, and Replace Advocate, Anti-NGU, Anti-HODL culture.
Contrarian Against Tyrannical Society.
Primary Client: Amethyst
Zaps : = True
Right-Wing Social Commentary

You may find offense from what I post.

Bitcoin Silent Payments on Cake Wallet:
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Bitcoin (P2WPKH):
bc1q9kr5jntvlrd7flz4k32ye50y4j3q5pajkqw66w

Monero:
497jDwVaWajZVXGXXCfMBbe1H9S6BK4f21C9Ya2K8Q68j2QYDmoY2KRMz5VJm4ebyLQCUyUF5YJH48soHjbiahr35mYCmWp

Public Key

npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk

NIP-05 Address

Jordan@nostr.land

Profile Code

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Publishing to

nostr.wine

nostr.oxtr.dev

Author Public Key

npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk

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Last Notes

2026-03-26 09:47:53 UTC

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What Google did is so big that even TFTC21, a bitcoin focused organization made a big post about it.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/73d9f530ef19b223089c45172cdef01a3ec2e2cbeffb58d0c800cab481f91b3a.jpg
Original X post (Tracking Parameters Removed):
https://x.com/i/status/2036819990653948131

2026-03-26 09:04:27 UTC

Google is the next Bitcoin.

2026-03-26 06:40:08 UTC

Wisp seems to be getting better.
The two big things is note mining progress.
Like let's say 10,000/50,000 or a time eta.
Or Note Multi-threading where you can mine the first note then the next note henceforth.
And then notes that media is referenced in.
Those two things will make wisp drastically better in my opinion.

2026-03-25 07:27:53 UTC

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Satoshi was only one, now we're Millions!

2026-03-25 07:23:45 UTC

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Nostr being actually usable is actually remarkable in all honesty.
Buggy apps/clients/signers made me stop using Nostr for a few weeks/months, and unfortunately it got so bad I had to mention to the dev(s) at the time.
I feel like 2026 is the first time Nostr UI, and UX have been actually bearable that even normies could tolerate it now.

2026-03-24 04:40:31 UTC

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When most people say they missed out on Bitcoin, what they mean is they missed out on the 2017 fiat price pump that would've made them financially well off.

2026-03-24 03:42:47 UTC

Wisp 0.13.0 mining test

2026-03-22 05:36:44 UTC

Does mining work on wisp?
I've tried, and according to the document mining is supposed to take approximately 5 minutes but seems to take way longer.

2026-03-22 04:42:26 UTC

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Most of the bugs I experience tend to get fixed in the updates overtime usually.
I’ll just see if they persist because I don’t want to spam him about things that I’m sure he knows exist.
I just wish there was a method to contact him about feature requests, and bugs without having to @ him all the time.
If there a bug/feature request section at least it would feel more justifiable.

2026-03-22 04:20:50 UTC

I want to like wisp, I really do but it seems to have some issues with my Android device :/

2026-03-21 05:16:43 UTC

@nprofile…uh0e
#nevent1q…y4he

2026-03-19 15:17:13 UTC

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#nevent1q…upls

2026-03-19 15:16:01 UTC

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Yes
#nevent1q…rfj9

2026-03-19 13:12:19 UTC

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I forgot about that, you have any recommendations to research?

2026-03-19 13:07:19 UTC

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Oil is the ultimate safe haven 😂.
Jk, these are unusual times.

2026-03-18 23:12:04 UTC

Which client will be the best client in 2026?

2026-03-17 07:44:07 UTC

Sometimes the most insane people are the wisest because in the process of suffering you are slowly destroyed but you must first be destroyed in order to be rebuilt.

2026-03-17 07:21:16 UTC

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To clarify I meant ncryptsec1, or some other similar mechanism.

2026-03-16 13:02:38 UTC

Daily Reminder
https://v.nostr.build/rqklvQ9WKLZ97xG2.mp4

2026-03-16 12:58:07 UTC

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Notice which Religion The Mummy responded to 🤔.
https://v.nostr.build/v8SPgxjjVtKIIqzk.mp4

2026-03-16 12:53:56 UTC

I am an Imam, Rabbi, Priest/Pastor, Monk, & Scientist.

2026-03-16 11:44:37 UTC

You’re just a Filipino getting humped by a horny chihuahua.

2026-03-16 11:03:01 UTC

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I removed you from the fiat maxis list for now.
Just have to weigh the room.
If it's light debates like I'll let it slide like @nprofile…fea0 @nprofile…m3f7 sometimes kind of complain about monero but they aren't really dogmatic about it.
They understand Monero bros come from the same principles, and tolerate us for the most part but people like Darth Coin, and @nprofile…mycd whose whole fucking personality is hating on Utility Coins are obviously getting added to the list.

2026-03-16 10:52:35 UTC

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Just got to let people know what they're signing up for.
If someone unfollows me it's their fault, not mine.
I let them know that hey, you shouldn't follow me because I will invariably offend you intentionally, or unintentionally.
Only the bravest, and smartest have the ability to tolerate others they disagree with.
Most of my best friends are people that I disagree with on multiple topics because they know in the end its the person that matters, not the beliefs.
I have no coiners friends, Maxi friends, Multi-coiners friends, etc.

2026-03-16 10:47:59 UTC

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All you do is say Hodl, & call other projects shitcoins.
Dogmatic behavior.
The Behavior of people Worried about pumping your fiat bags.

2026-03-16 10:41:54 UTC

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You might also have to talk to @nprofile…xcpk since the hardware I'm using is kind of a weird outlier :/
He might have tips, or insight to the problem for this device as well.
In my honest opinion, I think it's a super isolated occurrence, so normal users probably don't face that issue very often (IDK).

2026-03-16 10:38:49 UTC

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I'm pretty sure I sent over like 6 of them but on my end there was no indication that the report went through.
No DM, email prompt, etc.
Just clicked send report, and ???, magicaly gets to you, I guess.
But here's what it said previously.
#nevent1q…ev9a

2026-03-16 10:29:15 UTC

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Fix the media tab, please sir.
It causes wisp to crash.
And then eventually, please add what note(s) that media is referenced in.
It would be nice for a distinction between media posted by the user vs. media reposted by the user since it seems to be that both get mixed together into the media tab.
Thank you.

2026-03-16 10:25:38 UTC

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#nevent1q…c3t6

2026-03-16 10:25:24 UTC

In before they're all real, and this was just a test on how psychological conditioning, and manipulation will lead to the removal of human rights, digital freedom, and cause the next Holocaust.
That the masses will blindly, and willingly give away their freedoms in order to stop things society deems bad but The State will always take advantage of mass societal fear to gain more control.
#nevent1q…g6ek

2026-03-16 10:22:28 UTC

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Real, Fake, Fake, Fake, Real, Real

2026-03-16 10:17:26 UTC

It's 70 million people vs Billions.
Do you think the real privacy users can win, folks?
#nevent1q…89gh

2026-03-16 10:13:58 UTC

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Proof of seeing the note via Amethyst.

2026-03-15 09:53:34 UTC

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I talk about everything.

2026-03-15 03:58:53 UTC

I know words but the problem is that I don't enough words, or the right conjunction of words.

2026-03-15 03:14:54 UTC

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It's probably people giving it bad data 😔✊️.

2026-03-15 03:05:03 UTC

Society is doomed, onlyfans + Klarna is just a guaranteed death spiral for society.
https://v.nostr.build/IzUx8FlLsJds94dR.mp4
Original Video Link (Tracking Parameters Removed):
https://youtube.com/shorts/W2O9W-STxsE

2026-03-14 15:00:45 UTC

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Thank you Vitor for finally making a more intuitive UI.
I didn't even know how zaps worked on Amethyst until I saw a @nprofile…nuzy tutorial last year.
But to be fair I didn't know how Zaps worked on Damus either until I saw a @nprofile…2szn tutorial but the ios situation is more complex because rules, and stuff.
But anyways, yes, very bullish, more zaps, more intuitive UIs please.

2026-03-14 04:48:46 UTC

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Economics Work better than Laws.

2026-03-13 16:38:06 UTC

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#nevent1q…c0re

2026-03-13 16:34:07 UTC

Primal is a buggy client that pretends to be stable.
Amethyst is a stable client that pretends to be buggy.
Wisp is a buggy client that pretends to be buggy.
Damus is a stable client that pretends to be stable.

2026-03-12 23:57:24 UTC

Welcome to Nostr, Go Be Friendly to Yourself (GFY).
https://v.nostr.build/QDniOTVrlKulhGlE.mp4

2026-03-12 15:47:36 UTC

Reading Rainbow
https://v.nostr.build/wmHVQkei3LdQl97d.mp4

2026-03-12 15:41:52 UTC

You're not a priority to her.
https://v.nostr.build/eVz0iUdpjhBvbeBh.mp4

2026-03-12 15:35:36 UTC

Life in California is simply unaffordable.

2026-03-12 15:32:34 UTC

The IRS can keep all The Federal Reserve notes since attempting to regain my extorted FRNs isn't worth the time or FRNs to regain them back.
Plus I use Crypto, I ain't telling them nothing, they don't need to know.
I don't think I will file taxes this year either, I simply can't afford it.

2026-03-12 15:29:39 UTC

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My boomer dad sends me like 50 youtube clips a day of America/MAGA, 'Murica the greatest country on earth slop all day, and I just ignore 90% of it because usually I'm at work, or am busy doing something.
I love my dad but I agree with you, the boomers need to be stopped.

2026-03-12 15:27:56 UTC

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They seem uncanny, they're like a sandwich but in a pod.
I get some people don't like crust, personally I like crust, though I understand why some might not like it.
There's just something to crust that makes the sandwich feel real even though it's crunchy, and solid but it's that solid solidness that makes sandwiches feel real, and give it a sort of grounding.
Whereas a sandwich without crust is just soft, mushy, and formless, it is like communism.

2026-03-11 06:11:47 UTC

They're doing this to me tomorrow.
#nevent1q…jes3

2026-03-11 04:59:08 UTC

Oil might flip Bitcoin honestly.

2026-03-11 04:57:20 UTC

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I agree, I'm copyleft myself too, for most intents, and purposes.

2026-03-11 04:56:06 UTC

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Ever since Covid people don't interact in person anymore, mainly because of the really high inflation that we haven't caught up to yet.

2026-03-11 04:51:55 UTC

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Yeah, I don't know how copyright works with Nostr.
The protocol is open but I'd assume the same can't be said for clients per se.
I was just making a joke though since I think one Client Dev was accusing another Client Dev of doing so recently.

2026-03-11 04:49:46 UTC

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Ok but you're not explaining what you disagree with, and why you think Elon is wrong.
As far as I'm aware the logic checks out, the atmosphere reduces the solar radiation that makes it to earth.
Since space is more vast, we wouldn't have to worry about plotting land that could be better utilized for another purposes like farms, or a parking lot.
We already have plenty of satellites in space doing the same thing communicating with earth 24/7.
If we have small portable Ai data center clusters we could easily ssh in, or utilize robotic repairs, and in rare instance human repairs.
Unless you're talking about something else then probably he's wrong but that's why I'm asking you to elaborate.

2026-03-11 04:41:59 UTC

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Why do you think so?

2026-03-11 04:40:54 UTC

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Respectfully, you could not pay me, or coerce me to watch that video.

2026-03-11 04:39:03 UTC

Nostr, the only place where you can steal someone else vibe coded client snippets.

2026-03-11 04:31:20 UTC

Wisp feels more stable now, and has a decent framework.
We'll see how it changes, or improves.

2026-03-11 04:21:45 UTC

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What about Medium of Exchange 🤔?

2026-03-11 04:21:05 UTC

How AI will make your money "useless".
https://v.nostr.build/FBFf03Jtqmk3GKL4.mp4
Original Video Link (Tracking Parameters Removed):
https://youtu.be/4kL9roeVmuI

2026-03-11 04:21:00 UTC

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How to Survive AI.
https://v.nostr.build/aEgHwCRc91MG8Mwe.mp4
Original Video Link (Tracking Parameters Removed):
https://youtube.com/shorts/U0NyBK63xms

2026-03-10 19:03:41 UTC

The Kabbalistic Virus: How Non-Human Intelligences Spawned the Digital Age
https://v.nostr.build/gykqtkcV1OXyy87P.mp4
Original Video Link (Tracking Parameters Removed):
https://youtu.be/glgY9mcpOO0

2026-03-10 18:58:08 UTC

Bro has been watching too many Jiang Xueqin videos.
#nevent1q…lfyy

2026-03-10 08:19:47 UTC

All of Nostr.
https://i.nostr.build/jmc8ZdE6aSJLIDak.png

2026-03-10 07:52:02 UTC

Every Computer Programmer in Theory is Jewish.

2026-03-10 06:00:29 UTC

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Thank you for the correction.

2026-03-10 05:48:26 UTC

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The Nostr Bubble is pooping 😔✊️.

2026-03-10 05:47:27 UTC

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Luxas is correct, you didn't quote correctly, and are paraphrasing.
It seems like you have a heavy bias regarding topics of Abrahamic faiths, and The Topics of War.
If you're going to be a journalist clarify opinion segments against what is supposed to be factual reporting.

2026-03-10 04:38:06 UTC

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You know The IRS might have to reallocate their Monero fund to cracking private zaps.
https://i.nostr.build/pAUrWtwC74XaYtSw.jpg

2026-03-10 04:14:12 UTC

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But you never know when you might need that domain.
https://v.nostr.build/IFqL6XUU0DV77GFQ.mp4
Original Video Link (Tracking Parameters Removed):
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7Fw7bZoPyVU

2026-03-06 22:35:44 UTC

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Both.
A good designer would make a tab for new series, and previously watched.
Sometimes people want to go back to shows they've watched becuase they missed some details, or are nostalgic, or becuase they haven't found any new shows that are good.
New Recommdations
Watching in Progress*
Previously Completed.
(*with an ability to remove the content, or dislike the content, if you didn't enjoy it so it doesn't reappear in your feed, sometimes people watch things but drop it due to the lack of time but might want to repick it back up)

2026-03-04 15:28:56 UTC

Don't be the global elite, be the local elite.
If enough of us change our local networks then overtime the pool of like minded communities attach to one another, and become a bigger network.
This is how we create the new elite a decentralized self healing network with perpetual connectivity, and growth, a network that in effect becomes The Protocol for The Kingdom.
The Temple is The Spiritual manifested into The Physical Realm.
It's taking the higher vibration/frequency, and turning it down onto our plane of existence but in doing so we access/transcend/ascend into the higher realm/plane of existence.

2026-03-03 08:27:46 UTC

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We're not in real capitalism, we're in a regulated market where new entrants to the market are regulated out.

2026-02-28 20:54:25 UTC

Bloon Moon during Purim while Israel, and Iran fight, the conditions now more so than ever feel extra Revelation-y.

2026-02-28 04:57:52 UTC

Doing it
https://i.nostr.build/D2vnU1AB0F9RckK3.webp

2026-02-27 22:21:59 UTC

Jack Dorsey has basically confirmed that all of us are FUCKED!
Me, you, 90% of you reading this will probably die in extreme poverty as technology improves.
The only way out is to Build Assets, and Businesses but the system is being designed to slowly close more, and more people out.
They're taking away your ability to transact freely, and privately.
They're spying, and tracking you 24/7.
They're preventing you from owning your computer, and phone.
They're taking away your means of earning an income.
They're censoring you.
It's not looking good at all.
Not to Doom, and Gloom but the way out is disappearing quickly.
90% of people are screwed, and won't survive what's coming.

2026-02-27 08:26:09 UTC

Hand over fist, monkey palm.

2026-02-27 07:42:29 UTC

The New World is The Old World Order, just rebranded, and reskinned.
Now with extra surveillance, control, manipulation, tracking, & induced desperation.

2026-02-21 21:45:34 UTC

The Spam Wars are about to make a lot of Bitcoin focused hardware like Miners, and Hardware wallets into paperweights if this continues on.
It will lead to development stagnation that will hurt The Bitcoin ecosystem, and when a presumed Hardfork happens, a lot of things that rely on The Current Bitcoin implementation will be bricked, thousands of dollars of BitAxes, AntMiners, Hardware Wallets, etc. will go completely dead silent because of these forks, the Hardware would no longer be compatible with Bitcoin because of it.
People would lose their entire life savings in an instant because Core, and Luke are both greedy selfish opportunist who don't want to find a solution that enables Bitcoin to compete with other projects, they would rather cripple Bitcoin, and hold back its development for self gain.
Coremmunism, and Knotzism are both destroying Bitcoin with a rotten heart.
Bitcoin is dying if this doesn't end soon, perhaps Bip-360 devs should take over since they seem focused on saving Bitcoin from actual threats like Quantum Computing.
Op Return is a pointless thing to debate about since fee markets will always win.

2026-02-21 21:20:28 UTC

I support Coremmunism, and Knotzism.
I want Bitcoin to become drastically worse as long as Michael Saylor, Blackrock, or some other institutional entity is enriching themselves at my expense.
Make Bitcoin More Public By including a picture ID of the person who made the transaction, Make Bitcoin Slower, and Allow only banks to transact, and fill up the mempool so much so transactions take 3 to 5 days to process, make lightning even more retarded, and difficult to use so everyone is forced to use centralized services, make Bitcoin less decentralized by forcing everyone to use KYC'd ASICs, and pools then outlaw BitAxes, Remove Self Custody.
I Love Speculative Bitcoin Fiat Gains #HODL #NeverUseAsP2PCash

2026-02-21 19:20:00 UTC

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Ted Kaczynski on Post Human Labor, and Control Over The Masses.
https://v.nostr.build/NJidviI3GKCwseZW.mp4

2026-02-19 19:58:02 UTC

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HoppeWave https://v.nostr.build/Crwf3JHQ9dRuuENY.mp4

2026-02-19 19:47:25 UTC

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Looks like it's working now, a chair has appeared.

2026-02-19 06:53:37 UTC

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What if the dude with all the cookies sacrificed all of his butter, milk, eggs, chocolate chips, & flour to have them, and was kind enough to compensate the person with 1 cookie in exchange of something the laborer with one cookie could offer.
At any point any person is all 3 people hypothetically at any time, one bad investment could make the cookie man into the no cookie man, and the no cookie man can become the one cookie man, and the one cookie man can become the multiple cookie man.
Time, patience, and consistency are how most people become the big cookie man.
Signed a former no cookie man, who's now a one cookie man intending to become the multiple cookie man.
https://i.nostr.build/GhcAONgsqVfvF70O.jpg

2026-02-18 09:58:23 UTC

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Nothing cool unfortunately, just capital.
But one day I can use that capital to build cool things.

2026-01-08 19:29:34 UTC

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Lightning is a collateralized credit system for Bitcoin.

2026-01-08 14:02:00 UTC

This is who you’re being mean to.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/c5a54db1dd4d6123d0b0e2e482fc97e21afd756900fd2073eab3521d65ef7043.mp4

2026-01-05 15:11:11 UTC

I am Jeffery Epstein.
I am Barack Obama.
I am Benjamin Netanyahu.
I am Adolf Hitler.
I am Joseph Stalin.
I am Donald Trump.
I am Osama Bin Laden.
I am Vladimir Putin.

2026-01-05 14:26:34 UTC

Is Vietnam still communist?
I mean I imagine it probably isn’t since we’re allowed to buy stuff from there now but somewhere between the Vietnam war, & today something must’ve changed where our relationship with them improved.

2026-01-05 13:59:28 UTC

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$HUMN expense ratio is 0.75%
https://www.roundhillinvestments.com/etf/humn/

2026-01-05 11:59:55 UTC

I’ve met more fiat people on Nostr than anywhere else.
Fake scummy lying manipulative grifters.

2026-01-04 15:16:16 UTC

Working for fiat is a humiliation ritual.

2026-01-01 05:17:54 UTC

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https://forward.com/culture/722854/what-is-messianic-judaism/

2025-12-31 02:14:05 UTC

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I was just tilted a little it today in all honesty.

2025-12-30 12:45:38 UTC

I say what I say, I don’t care if The IDF, CIA, FBI, NSA, etc. shoot me, or blackmail me.
I have struggled with mental health issues previously but I doubt I would kill myself.
If I ever end up dead without saying goodbye presume it’s a governmental, or corporate funded entity.
I believe in Christ, in redemption, and The Truth of The Universe.
If they try to destroy me, it’s because I’m right like many great men before me, & I know when my time comes I will have done the best I could with my circumstances, perhaps I could’ve done better but who knows.

2025-12-30 11:08:01 UTC

Does rizz actually exist, I was always under the guise that you were supposed to be friends, and awkwardly, and jokingly play around with each other until you both realized that you might like each other.

2025-12-21 23:26:25 UTC

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The problem is most of the people I have to deal with are coworkers that slack off because all the ok workers are put together but all the slackers are put with me because I work really hard, and keep things going.
It’s annoying.

2025-12-21 17:56:25 UTC

Does anyone have the Bernie Sanders version of this meme?
https://i.nostr.build/NopoMeZA1sFwdjmh.jpg

2025-12-20 02:00:02 UTC

Bitcoin/Crypto/Stock/Kalshi/Metals Bros in 2026.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/156515705e54300fc0f24e1e3c4bab04cd670e691399346406f2393c6efae6da.mp4

2025-12-20 01:05:21 UTC

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>inherit assets
Never having debt would be a dream unfortunately most learn too late like me.