salty, spicy, and yet, still tasteless
also: 🛼 and anarcho-communism!
avatar: witch way to the gun show?
banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.
⯰ the ground is your friend, it's always there for you.
⯰ clean your bearings, they're filthy!
⯰ all hail eris!
today's album:
https://www.discogs.com/master/723797-Royal-Blood-Royal-Bloodalignment: chaotic neutral
gender: nunya
war cry: ride the bus, you cowards!
Published at
2026-08-30T03:02:19ZEvent JSON
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