JeremyJupiterJones :tinoflag:

Still a reckless reckoneer reckoning reckons from Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa. WARNING: Likely to offend genocide enthusiasts. I have updated my profile picture with a photo of a Palestine beaded bracelet given to me by a pair of Palestinian women I met while marching for a Free Palestine in Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa.
Some of the things I have reckons on #NZTwits #NZPolitics #WorldPolitics #Sustainability #Satire #Music #Design #MultiMedia #FreePalestine

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2026-05-07 06:29:09 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
Curiously, the Lego company began and still run from Belgium, the same country that is the protectorate of Greenland.
I imagine the #LEGO marketing team are well aware of the benefit they are getting from allowing the globally popular and viral #Iran ai lego videos to continue.

2026-05-07 05:48:01 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
Hilarious, particularly when you consider what LEGO is allowing to be made.
https://youtu.be/yayL2jB2Jgo

2026-05-05 23:31:57 UTC

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@nprofile…85dz
An immigration the US must demonstrate a basic knowledge of U.S. history and government, including the Constitution, to become a U.S. citizen through naturalization.
#Aotearoa #NewZealand should have a similar requirement of any immigrant applying for NZ citizenship needing to have a basic understanding of te Tiriti o Waitangi and obligations to Māori under te tiriti. #NZPol

2026-05-03 23:42:06 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
Best news I have heard today.
Apart from the data harvesting and environmental impact of data centres these pricks are complicit with US and Israeli war crimes including genocide.
Members of the axis of evil have no place in Aotearoa.

2026-05-02 04:17:39 UTC

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@nprofile…jxg8
Thanks for your support.
After responding to this reply person they bravely chose to block me before I could point out some very serious facts that they may be unaware of up in cosy old Norway.
Facts such as we currently have a government which has cancelled emergency housing, cancelled government social housing projects, criminalising homelessness, cutting social welfare programs, cancelling fair pay agreements and numerous other measures that will directly impact those struggling the most in #Aotearoa #NewZealand as a result of this government’s austerity.
Further to destroying the welfare system this govt has increased borrowing to fund tax cuts for the wealthy that were pushed through against economists advice.
This government has also made enrolling to vote much more difficult and have changed laws that previously allowed same day enrolments on election day and now require voters to be enrolled weeks prior to the general election. Finally and most importantly NZ has a #NZPol general election in November this year.
But sure, I’m helping this homeless man get enrolled for my own personal benefit. /s

2026-05-01 08:12:26 UTC

Was chatting to one of the homeless guys I help out and often talk to when visiting the supermarket this afternoon.
I asked him if he was enrolled to vote and he told me he wasn't sure. I then asked if he had an address as you can't enrol to vote in NZ if you don't have an address, he said he had a mate who's address he uses when he needs to give an address.
I said brother you need to vote te Pāti Māori or Green if you want any chance of improving your lot, we need to change this govt. He told me Greens are the party he supports. I made him a promise I would get him some enrollment papers and help him get enrolled. He thanked me.
After making that promise I now figure I'm going to have to get myself a good supply of enrollment papers and start getting homeless folks enrolled as a service to the community.
#NZPol

2026-04-30 23:01:59 UTC

Amazing that 4 NZers being kidnapped in international waters by Zionist terrorists barely gets mentioned in NZ media.
One wonders why this isn’t a leading story, imagine the headlines had they been attacked and taken hostage by Iran. #NZPol

2026-04-29 05:08:24 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
Never forget David Seymour shielded a pedophile from police investigation.

2026-04-29 00:59:19 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
Grrrrr, precisely why the profiteering energy sector is so frightened at the prospect of NZ Greens being in government.
If the Greens are given a large enough mandate by the #NZPol voters then they will be in a position to fund and action the necessary infrastructure to transform the electricity sector and have thousands of homes, schools, public buildings, businesses etc generating solar power which will reduce national demand on the grid and eventually eliminate the need to use fossil fuels to generate electricity.
#DitchThePricksIn26 #PartyVoteGreens

2026-04-24 05:52:41 UTC

Never seen this before on #RNZ website
https://o.mastodon.nz/media_attachments/files/116/458/114/729/079/429/original/890ad41ab783c90f.png

2026-04-22 03:58:27 UTC

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@nprofile…2643
I just added the NZPol # in case anyone thinks I'm referring to Zionist controlled UK Labour.
@nprofile…zzne

2026-04-22 03:35:00 UTC

Haha, I’m listening to Simeon Brown in general debate accusing Labour of race baiting and being anti-immigration

2026-04-21 07:52:33 UTC

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@nprofile…kpw3
The worst thing about the way the supermarket cartel operates is the power they have over suppliers, Supermarkets have the power to destroy any local supplier who doesn't meet their demands and often do. Hence the global food industry being increasingly controlled by giant multi national oligarchs.

2026-04-21 06:26:20 UTC

#NZPol National Government announces concept of a plan to introduce new policies aimed at breaking up NZ's Supermarket Duopoly if reelected on 7 November 2026.
Meanwhile here's the Aussie's plan.

2026-04-20 06:14:15 UTC

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@nprofile…thu3
In my fantasy, NZ is considering sending the NZ SAS on a secret mission to capture both Trump and Netanyahu to face justice for war crimes.

2026-04-11 23:49:42 UTC

Hearing of power cuts and extreme weather conditions to the north and south east of Tāmaki Makaurau it seems bizarrely calm albeit a bit damp here in Auckland today. I hear the odd distant thunder clap but it appears that Auckland has been fortunate to dodge #CycloneVaianu

2026-04-08 06:11:33 UTC

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@nprofile…tg67
Apparently many non US allied countries who pay for cargo ie oil with the RMB are not being tolled or tolled to the same extent.
@nprofile…4nva

2026-04-08 02:03:52 UTC

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@nprofile…4nva
To clarify, Iran states it will share the Strait of Hormuz tariff with Oman and funds raised from these tariffs will be used to help fund infrastructure repairs caused by the criminal actions of US and Israel.

2026-04-07 04:22:27 UTC

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@nprofile…ya2l
I guess if you are only troubled by the number of tags then you don’t really have any concerns, but thanks for your input.

2026-04-07 03:47:32 UTC

For all those predicting global economic doom and gloom as a result of US and Israel’s illegal war on Iran there is a silver lining to the approaching cloud.
The end of the #petrodollar.
The end of the petrodollar will mean #US inflation and economic chaos will no longer affect the world as it has in the past.
A #Multipolar global economy will mean fairer trade and prosperity for those who choose to honour their trade agreements and obligations to the world.
US will no longer have the power to impose trade sanctions on other nations to benefit its own economic and political interests.
The best thing about an end to US hegemony will be the economic consequences on #USA limiting its ability to start endless wars against countries unwilling to succumb to US bullying.
#USPol #UKPol #China #Iran #PetroYuan #CdnPol #CdniPol #AusPol #NZPol #EUPol #Japan #Korea #Russia #SaudiArabia #Israel #Palestine #GCC #OilCrisis #Trump
https://youtu.be/hYjhe3rhvrI

2026-04-07 00:50:20 UTC

Nicola Willis wants sympathy, yet this #NZPol government has failed to demand the #USPol administration surrenders its illegal actions and terror strikes on the people and infrastructure of Iran.
Don’t dare attempt to get sympathy for the predicament your government and NZ finds itself in as a direct result of NZ’s complicity in #WarCrimes.
NZ is, correctly, included on the list of countries being sanctioned by Iran for aligning itself with the immoral and corrupt regimes of #Israel #USA #UK #Australia etc and supporting this ‘Crime of Aggression’.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/591637/never-have-i-felt-so-dependent-on-feelings-of-one-administration-nicola-willis-on-trump-and-iran

2026-04-02 23:27:43 UTC

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@nprofile…t0tf
A lot of the trouble in the world is a result of oligarchs and their pursuit of increased control over the world populace and its resources.
USA, Israel and much of the EU political class have been funded and controlled by dark money which has become particularly evident with the political class being unable to uphold international law let alone criticise the actions of rogue nations such as Israel.
I believe the West has reached a tipping point and a moment of great reckoning. There will be much suffering and pain as a result but necessary if there’s to be any hope for a better future.

2026-04-02 00:53:00 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
Luxon announces National’s code brown election strategy has been officially implemented. 💩🤣
#NZPol

2026-03-31 03:14:35 UTC

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@nprofile…hmrz
Not forgetting this NZ government has also allowed a US FBI office to be setup and now operational from a location in Wellington.

2026-03-30 19:33:03 UTC

I had the displeasure of listening to #RNZ this morning as I had to drive my wife to work in her car which was tuned to RNZ.
The misinformation and manufacturing of consent for the illegal US Israelis war against Iran was shocking.
I know RNZ has gone down hill but I found the blatant disregard of context quite disturbing, particularly considering this is our #NZPol funded national media.
The RNZ morning report announced that there were concerns about Iran threatening to bomb US universities in ME. I was waiting for RNZ to explain why Iran had made these threats but nothing.
Sadly I have again been reminded to boycott western media complicit with manufacturing consent for war crimes and genocide.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/30/world/middleeast/iran-universities-strikes.html

2026-03-29 07:41:08 UTC

There's mo way this corrupt and senile Minister complicit with the war crimes of USA and Israel should be allowed anywhere near our next #NZPol government ever again and definitely no way #Aotearoa #NewZealand is going to allow our whenua to be mined by warmongers for rare minerals critical to US weapons of war. #DitchThePricksIn26
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/590955/expanding-mining-nz-first-want-to-declaw-doc-extend-permits-return-half-of-royalties-to-local-regions

2026-03-29 06:46:49 UTC

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@nprofile…wj33
I especially likes the way he manages to be incredibly political without being specifically political. 😉

2026-03-29 05:12:28 UTC

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@nprofile…xpd2
Yup, and as Mike Casey says, this govt has been caught with its pants down.

2026-03-29 03:21:40 UTC

I highly recommend watching Jack Tame speaking with Mike Casey - ReWiring Aotearoa CEO about the fuel crisis, govt response and this being a tipping point for NZ solar and electrification.
Anyone angry with our #NZPol coalition of corruption should check out the comments too. 💚
#DitchThePricksIn26 #GreenParty
https://youtu.be/X5RXdQyqikM

2026-03-28 22:31:16 UTC

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@nprofile…ddme
Very good, pretty legal too. 😎

2026-03-28 21:34:58 UTC

Great to hear a #NZPol politician prepared to call out, albeit diplomatically and cautiously, the complicity of our govt in failing to stand up for the rules based order and human rights.
Vanushi Walters NZ Labour’s foreign affairs spokesperson on Q&A this morning talks about how she will take on the role as foreign affairs minister once Nact are thrown out of government.
https://youtu.be/NTQxUQpTOWU

2026-03-28 12:50:59 UTC

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@nprofile…c7px @nprofile…g46z @nprofile…3e6m
Yes, in my childhood it was always traditional to make a pot of tea in an aptly named tea pot which was then poured into cups with or without milk.
Loose tea leaves were used in the teapot and tea would usually be poured through a tea strainer but not necessarily hence the history of reading the tea leaves that remain at the bottom of a cup once drunk.
The advent of tea bags destroyed a lot of tea traditions although loose tea and teapots are still used particularly by tea aficionados.
The best cup of tea I have ever enjoyed was in the Sri Lankan tea lands where the tea served was extremely fresh and served with fresh milk from cows that were farmed locally. Dairying was possible due to the high altitude of the tea lands providing a warm but not tropical year round temperature of approximately 25°C.

2026-03-28 11:14:40 UTC

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@nprofile…g46z @nprofile…3e6m
Yes, it appears to be something of a myth or perhaps advances in electric kettle design ie heating element has made this no longer relevant.
The cultural fact that tea is not consumed in US as it is in much of the world also plays a role in the absence of electric kettles in most US households.
I remember being in the US in the early 90s and noticing the lack of electric jugs everywhere I stayed and the difficulty of finding somewhere to buy a cuppa.
One cafe in downtown NYC did offer to make me a cup of tea when I enquired then after a long wait presented me with a tepid cup of weak milky tea complete with tea bag still in the mug which tasted like it was at least 10 years old.

2026-03-28 10:40:36 UTC

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@nprofile…kpvg @nprofile…3e6m
Yes I imagine efficiency is the reason most US households don’t use electric kettles and instead use stovetop kettles.

2026-03-28 10:08:28 UTC

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@nprofile…23hw @nprofile…3e6m
Some people naively think it’s the school shootings, police brutality and endless wars that make US a hellscape when what it really boils down to is not being able to make a nice cup of tea. /s

2026-03-28 10:03:00 UTC

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@nprofile…3e6m
US doesn’t have electric kettles to boil water because they have lower voltage 110-120V compared to 220-240V in Europe and most of the world, making kettles slow or unable to boil water sufficiently.

2026-03-28 09:57:09 UTC

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@nprofile…f4gm
Another huge story noticeably missing from western media is Europe’s shifting economic and trade relationship from US to China.

2026-03-28 09:50:06 UTC

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@nprofile…92lc
Yup, sadly our current government is so crooked they’re actually supporting the US morons.
Did you see news US is now actually investing in ending renewable energy projects?
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/23/trump-administration-wind-project-plan

2026-03-28 09:04:11 UTC

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@nprofile…xzsh
It’s so wonderful to witness these creatures in real life.
When I was a teenager I was surfing with some friends way out the back at North Piha where these wonderfully large but gentle swells were rolling in. We heard sirens coming from the beach and then we saw them. About 3 or 4 orca swimming along only about 20-30 meters from where we sat on our boards.
The really memorable thing was just how calm we all were as we sat there in amazement watching these beautiful mammals swim by.

2026-03-28 08:49:38 UTC

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@nprofile…92lc
Of course our #NZPol coalition of fossil fuel dependents will try and make you believe that NZ’s biggest threat is our largest trading partner and world leader in renewable energy technology and development. The reality most of us can see is NZ’s biggest threat is the the war mongering oil merchants holding the world to ransom as a result of their pedo president being held hostage by the Agent #Epstein files.
Obviously NZ’s transformation to energy independence and clean generation will take time to happen so is not an immediate solution to the current pickle the pedo president has unleashed on the world so providing free public transport is something we can do immediately and then making investment into further electrification of our PT and vehicles a priority.
I know, like myself, you’re a Green supporter so not telling you anything you don’t already know but it’s amazing to see how this latest global fiasco as a result of USA’s dumbest war to date, and they’ve started plenty of dumb and illegal wars, has forced Europe, Asia and the global south to recognise the insecurity of relying on fossil fuels as a primary energy source.
Firstly I hope the world hasn’t been destroyed by nuclear war before 7 Nov 2026 and secondly the NZ Greens take this crisis as an opportunity to capitalise on NZers desperate need for energy security and independence. If NZ can be convinced to vote enough Green MPs into government NZ will have the chance to make the ideal a reality. Step 1 instead of investing the current govt’s proposed $12B in to US weapons of war instead invest that money into domestic renewable generation and see an immediate transformation of energy efficiency.
Below is NZ’s Ecotiricity’s video shot in Shenzhen, China a few months ago highlighting the amazing transformation in renewable technology and its affects on the city.
https://youtu.be/909LMl-cpBo

2026-03-28 03:40:40 UTC

#Trump keeps saying he has won the escalating #US led #Israel illegal war against #Iran.
#Potus #Trump should *replace himself with President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi as Trump is the real president of denial.
*Apologies #Egypt

2026-03-28 03:03:47 UTC

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@nprofile…wljr @nprofile…fh5u
I certainly have a relationship with a personal life force be that a God or purely a spiritual energy, I will never know until I find out.
Like you, every time I see acts of evil of any kind being practiced I find myself hoping there's an afterlife of regret in waiting for the perpetrators.

2026-03-28 02:57:36 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u @nprofile…wljr
Yes, I certainly don't disagree with the sentiment of by the grace of God but interpret it as meaning by the luck of fate.

2026-03-28 02:49:40 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u @nprofile…wljr
'By the grace of God' suggests your station in life is predetermined by a 'higher force'.
I remember a Sri Lankan friend telling me when in Sri Lanka that the beggars were kind and well behaved because they believe they can only be reincarnated into a better station of life by living a good life now.
The idea that the powerful and wealthy are in that position because they've been put there intentionally by a supreme ruler is why we end up with religious lunatics believing Trump was appointed by 'God'.

2026-03-28 02:38:42 UTC

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@nprofile…wljr @nprofile…fh5u
I had this argument recently about voting for your own personal benefit especially when you know that it will come at the cost of others disadvantaging.
Not only those struggling now but the effect that rising poverty has in dragging down the tax take, local small to medium sized buinesses, workers etc as more money is sucked out of society by the uber rich and their cling ons.

2026-03-28 01:39:52 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
That's just more of the disgraceful #US domestic racism that's never stopped just went underground for a few years until being welcomed back by #MAGA
When it comes to the #USPol govt targeting schools and killing over 170 innocent young girls and their teachers or bombing hospitals, carpet bombing residencies or assassinating leaders and politicians of countries that's terrorism.
For some horrific and appalling reason our #NZPol govt and other western governments around the world seem incapable of calling it what it is.

2026-03-28 01:25:22 UTC

NZ should not be using the US petrodollar to fund terrorism.
Change my mind?
#NZPol

2026-03-28 01:24:49 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
Yup, NZ should have dumped the petrodollar the moment this illegal shit show began and purchased oil using the RMB, it's still not too late just it's now more urgent.

2026-03-28 01:20:39 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
No need for gas, Winston's lighting Shane Jones' farts.

2026-03-28 00:35:24 UTC

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@nprofile…pp76
After nearly two decades of continuous service, the Te Reo Māori radio news bulletins will cease at midnight on 31 March 2026 — with *no confirmed replacement in place.
*Not if we change the racist coalition of colonialists government on 7 November 2026.

2026-03-27 23:50:39 UTC

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@nprofile…km7y @nprofile…wj33
I loved David Lange and had the pleasure of spending time working with him on a post office video not long after he became PM, unfortunately David was unable to prevent the neoliberal sabotage of Rogernomics which ended socialism in this country and has left a huge stain on Lange’s legacy.
In contrast Savage will always hold the mantle as the Prime Minister who introduced socialism to NZ and created the egalitarian socialist country that I still fondly remember from my childhood.

2026-03-27 23:43:31 UTC

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@nprofile…v23w
Thanks, it was funny I made this just as we went into lockdown and haven’t watched it since. I remembered it yesterday when arrest JK posted that the traffic light system for Covid was 3 phases. I remembered this video so looked it up and sure enough this wonderful speech was made by Jacinda as we were moving through phase 3 into phase 4 lockdown.
It is quite emotional listening to her again and the dedication, commitment and reassurance she brought to the nation. So sadly missing with this coalition of crooks.

2026-03-27 23:33:18 UTC

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@nprofile…km7y @nprofile…wj33
Btw, I still believe Jacinda Ardern was by far the greatest NZ prime minister in my lifetime… so far.

2026-03-27 23:30:59 UTC

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@nprofile…km7y @nprofile…wj33
I have strong links with the old Labour Party too, in fact Phil Goff once told me Labour needed more people like me and that I should run for Labour. I laughed and said the last thing the Labour Party needed was me as a candidate.
The reality is old Labour no longer exists, it has never really recovered from the neoliberal hit job by finance minister and Act founder Roger Douglas, the way I see it for you as a Labour loyalist is, under MMP, you’re not abandoning Labour by party voting Greens particularly if like me you live in an electorate with a strong Labour candidate and can vote ❤️ & 💚 you are actually helping Labour become truer to its origins.
Not sure if Phil Goff would agree but then again that’s why I would have been more trouble for Labour than he would have anticipated. 😉

2026-03-27 23:20:38 UTC

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@nprofile…km7y
I filled my car up at the beginning of the week and have used it very sparingly, only when essential ie kids.
I passed the same gas station again yesterday after visiting the supermarket and the already overpriced petrol I had purchased 4 days ago had increased by about 45 cents per litre. I think this is one of the main contributors to many people now stockpiling fuel.

2026-03-27 23:08:47 UTC

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@nprofile…km7y @nprofile…wj33
As much as I believe Chippy is not the ideal candidate I also believe he is a far better option than the status quo. I fear targeting Chippy as the problem will not help change the government.
As once a long time Labour supporter and now Green voter for the last 3 elections I instead focus on encouraging anyone unhappy with Chippy or the neoliberal influences within the Labour Party to party vote Green.
Sending a strong message to Labour and growing the Greens presence in parliament, hopefully government is the only way of achieving a more positive outcome for Aotearoa NZ.

2026-03-27 22:50:16 UTC

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@nprofile…km7y @nprofile…wj33
I was incredibly disappointed to hear Chippy saying yesterday he’s not going to criticise the government’s actions or plans to deal with the fuel crisis as he would probably be doing a similar thing.
FFS Chippy, the #NZPol govt is doing nothing. NZ media please stop wasting our time asking for Chippy’s reckons and instead speak to someone with intelligence, integrity and a f’kn plan. Chlöe Swarbrick.

2026-03-27 22:05:23 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
I very much doubt either the FIFA World Cup or Olympic Games will go ahead, if they do they should be boycotted by countries which uphold international law.

2026-03-27 21:59:11 UTC

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@nprofile…kpkj
Of course NZ abstained on a vote declaring slavery against Africans as a grave crime against humanity.
Remember Brooke Vandroid deputy leader of coalition party Act wants to bring back slavery so they can hardly call it a grave crime against humanity, they’re not hypocrites. /s
#NZPol

2026-03-27 20:23:51 UTC

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@nprofile…ds9n
The fact that Trump is so mentally unstable is even more of a reason for world leaders to be taking urgent action to pressure the US and the pathologically dangerous Netanyahu to stop this madness.
The majority of people on this planet support Iran’s right to self defence against the world’s two biggest threats to global security but all we’re hearing is condemnation of the Iranian’s for daring to defend their country and people from this illegal crime of aggression.
The world is so cooked.

2026-03-27 07:27:30 UTC

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@nprofile…kpw3 @nprofile…xvcz
The first strike won't be the problem...

2026-03-27 06:50:35 UTC

It seems absolutely tragic that the jester king running the #USA has gone from we must prevent #Iran *ever getting #nuclear weapons to we may have to use #nukes to stop them.
The most tragic part is not a single western leader is demanding #US and #Israel surrender their outrageous illegal war and threats to humanity.
*Iran had no nuclear weapons and no intention of ever having nuclear weapons.
#USPol #UkPol #CdnPol #CdniPol #EUPol #AusPol #NZPol

2026-03-27 05:14:26 UTC

For anyone who needs reminding what a real leader looks like in a crisis here's a little tune and video I made as Aotearoa #NewZealand went into #Level4 #Lockdown at the critical moment of the #Covid19 pandemic reaching NZ and the then NZ PM Jacinda Ardern's response.
This song features the address #JacindaArdern made to the country to bring the country together and reassure us our #NZPol government cared.
Seems unfair to compare Jacinda Ardern to this current inept coalition of morons so I won't attempt. I'm sure you can all come to your own conclusion.
https://vimeo.com/426429306

2026-03-27 05:07:02 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u @nprofile…52ur
She was such a wonderful PM, love her or hate her no one could question her integrity and dedication to the role as leader of NZ.
It's always in these really dark moments of political ineptness and disinterest by this coalition of morons when I really miss Jacinda's presence the most.

2026-03-27 05:00:06 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u @nprofile…52ur
Not calling wikipedia a liar but watch the song I just posted. I just watched that again and was surprised how emotional it made me feel seeing a #NZPol PM who was intelligent and cared for her citizens.
#JacindaArdern #Covid19 #Level4

2026-03-27 04:52:15 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u @nprofile…52ur
Sorry, there were definitely 4 Levels.
This from 'Covid-19 - The Musical'
https://vimeo.com/426429306

2026-03-27 03:54:45 UTC

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@nprofile…pg4v
Not forgetting EV’s can be either 2 phase or 3 phase.

2026-03-27 03:50:55 UTC

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@nprofile…k7pl @nprofile…km7y @nprofile…wj33
One potential positive for NZers is should the cost of exporting much of our food become too prohibitively expensive and the fact that NZ allegedly produces enough food to feed 40 million people will mean a lot less shortages domestically and a reduction of cost due to supply and demand… 🤔
….that being said I am really scraping the barrel to try and find any possible positives.

2026-03-27 01:53:15 UTC

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@nprofile…k7pl
I don't think this govt has thought about anything other than how they can make themselves look good despite their clueless or non existent plans.
I do some work for a relatively large NZ horticultural company who export a lot of product mainly to Australia and Asia either by sea or air for very some perishable items.
I asked a contact I know there if this gas shortage was going to be a disaster for them. He told me it was now costing them a huge amount for logistics but added that they are lucky that they're nearing the end of the season.
@nprofile…km7y @nprofile…wj33

2026-03-27 01:21:00 UTC

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@nprofile…pg4v @nprofile…xvcz
Nukes, the Romans didn’t even have dynamite.

2026-03-27 01:10:10 UTC

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@nprofile…xvcz
Yup, I guess once they break out the nukes the spectacle will be over very quickly.

2026-03-27 01:06:33 UTC

I always imagined the end of the #US empire would be spectacular but instead it turns out to be nothing more than a series of unintelligent blunders by a collection of low IQ fraudsters who have no answers so are turning on each other while the world watches on in a state of confusion.

2026-03-27 01:01:00 UTC

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@nprofile…km7y @nprofile…wj33
I am unwilling to commit myself to unnecessary torture by listening to the Willis won’t she 1pm pressers, I just hope the coalition of clowns 4 traffic lights comes with a free LEFT turn.

2026-03-27 00:55:21 UTC

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@nprofile…qc59 @nprofile…fh5u
This inept and irresponsible government should have begun planning for how best NZ makes what little fuel reserves we have last as long as possible for critical and emergency usage.

2026-03-27 00:35:37 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
Who the hell is advising these clowns?

2026-03-27 00:26:34 UTC

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@nprofile…vvev
You don’t have to be very smart to know this war and the oil sanctions imposed on US, Israel and all its allies is not going to end anytime soon.
What I don’t understand is just how low IQ our coalition of clowns can be not to understand this.
I hear they got excited about discovering there’s allegedly an additional 5 days of petrol on the water supposedly heading our way that had not been accounted for.
It’s impossible to imagine what is going to happen once the tank’s empty by early mid April but one thing’s for certain this corrupt regime is going to deny any responsibility.

2026-03-26 08:34:18 UTC

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@nprofile…htwn @nprofile…d60a
The wars are all connected. Both are part of the war between US hegemony and the rising BRICS multipolar world.

2026-03-26 08:10:32 UTC

The wonderful Jeffrey Sachs leaves nobody in doubt about the absolute hypocrisy and complicity of western governments who condemned #Iran for defending its country against the illegal attack by #USA and #Israel.
“Even George Orwell could not make this up.”
He also points out that any nation with #US bases on its soil are not sovereign countries.
#USPol #UkPol #CdnPol #CdniPol #EUPol #AusPol #NZPol
https://youtube.com/shorts/O8E47Ib_RoU

2026-03-26 07:19:26 UTC

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@nprofile…hp24
You’re obviously not the target audience. This video is clearly targeting the kids USA is sending to die for the Epstein Empire.

2026-03-26 07:17:05 UTC

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@nprofile…2jkj @nprofile…xm73
Yes, sell any USD you may have as quickly as possible.

2026-03-26 06:35:19 UTC

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@nprofile…hp24
No one is asking you to be their friend, simply uphold international law.

2026-03-26 05:40:59 UTC

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@nprofile…c2c8
A little known fact is NZ and China’s FTA allows either country to trade with the other in its own or the other’s currency. That’s a multipolar agreement.

2026-03-26 05:32:11 UTC

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@nprofile…k7pl @nprofile…fh5u
Look, we’re laser focused on finding ways to improve our polling err economy.
Most people who come up to me tell me they like the way we’re not making rash decisions like spraying everyone with cash bazookas.
People tell me they can’t believe the way Labour wasted so much money on unnecessary health and economic subsidies during Covid.
What I’d say is I remain quick to assure them we’re not going to make the same mistakes.

2026-03-26 05:20:27 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
Petrol? That’s soon going to be as difficult to find as a bar in Tehran. 😉

2026-03-26 05:15:58 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
Who can afford to buy alcohol?

2026-03-26 04:26:00 UTC

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@nprofile…c2c8
The reality is the Strait of Hormuz won’t be open until US and Israel accept Iran’s demands. If you’re as clued up as I am you’ll know US and Israel will never agree to Iran’s demands.
But there’s another way NZ and other countries can access oil, fertiliser and any other commodity that needs to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.
To save me writing this again I suggest you read my reckon here. The big clue is #NZPol abandoning the petrodollar.
https://mastodon.nz/@jeremy_pm/116293537309503514

2026-03-26 04:15:55 UTC

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@nprofile…xm73
Not really, Iran is currently selling and granting safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz to ships carrying oil that’s been cleared with the Iranian government and has been paid for using the Chinese yuan and not destined to countries allied or complicit with Israel and US war crimes.
Iran and Russia are already controlling the global oil trade, the longer this illegal war continues the fewer countries willing to sacrifice their people and economies to protect the Epstein Empire.
Of course current international trade protocols will need to be changed to adapt to a sustainable multipolar system of commerce will take time but work on this has been developed for well over a decade by the BRICS member countries which now represent approximately 50% of the world’s population and about 70% of its critical resources.

2026-03-26 02:03:15 UTC

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@nprofile…wnrk
In case anyone’s wondering, Joe Kent is not suicidal.

2026-03-26 02:01:17 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
NZ First - People are like fish, there’s more than enough of them.

2026-03-26 01:46:21 UTC

The incredibly irresponsible NZ First MP, Shane Jones asked Nicola Willis in the house today if she can confirm that the government won’t be taking arbitrary measures, as were apparently taken by Labour during the Covid pandemic, to restrict NZers fuel consumption?
For any NZ First voters out there be sure to remember that when a family member dies or your house burns to the ground due to emergency services being unable to attend due to a lack of fuel. #NZPol

2026-03-26 01:26:52 UTC

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@nprofile…l70y
Assuming Hegseth’s not a satanist like other members of the Epstein cult, I wonder if Pete Hegseth is familiar with these wise words from Christ appearing as passages in the Bible?
Matthew 5:44-45 (ESV): "But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven."
Luke 6:27-28 (NIV): "But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you."
Luke 6:35 (ESV): "But love your enemies, and do good, and lend, expecting nothing in return, and your reward will be great..."
Matthew 5:46-47 (NIV): "If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that?"
Luke 6:31 (NIV): "Do to others as you would have them do to you."

2026-03-26 01:18:56 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
I wonder if National will be so generous with their cups of tea this year knowing how poorly they’re polling this election.

2026-03-26 01:12:07 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
Here’s hoping both National and Labour put up strong candidates for the Epsom electorate this election.
No doubt the underperforming National Mp Paul Goldsmith will again be running in the seat he’s never managed to win.
Perhaps when he realises he’s unlikely to get back into parliament as a list MP he will get off his arse and at least attempt to win Epsom.

2026-03-26 00:43:22 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u @nprofile…je7u
Yep, perhaps government guarantees or interest free loans to assist these ‘critical’ businesses off the ground.

2026-03-26 00:41:32 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
The way the US/Israel illegal war against Iran is going it appears global fuel and food shortages are going to be devastating.
If ever there was a need for us to work together to support each other aka socialism this appears to be the only solution.

2026-03-26 00:34:09 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u
I would definitely support the next government taking over the now defunct Watties and McCain plants providing work for growers and food for the people.

2026-03-26 00:31:55 UTC

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@nprofile…hp24
I’m no fan of ai but I much prefer to see it being used to troll the terror states of USA and Israel rather than to target and murder innocent young girls sitting in their classrooms at school.
I guess if you support imperial warmongering you’d consider that’s a better use for ai than trolling a pedophile president.

2026-03-25 22:07:56 UTC

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@nprofile…pp76
I refuse to shop anywhere using facial recognition technology, not because I intend shoplifting I simply despise the ideology.

2026-03-25 22:03:54 UTC

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@nprofile…xm73
Sure, that’s precisely how the US got itself into a debt of approximately 40+trillion dollars.
The US’s problem now is the rest of the world is dumping its US treasury bonds and seeking to stop using the petrodollar for oil purchases which up till now has afforded the US its endless credit with the world. Once that’s finished the US will be bankrupt.

2026-03-25 19:41:33 UTC

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@nprofile…5mvz
Yeah nah, I’m only interested in trying the penguin or the baby fur seal ice cream, if they have it.