hodlpleb

Enjoying my $88 of groceries
(5 of 7 items were on sale)
#winning
https://npub1nu9m6k6dca28f9humvq0ad334a3czu0qrevw0pd4ml2pzaumx0mqyr3ars.blossom.band/473ca562cd6e6d5e68105f69ccbc250caeea239a2cb0b9dae33987ee7034ede6.jpg

2026-06-13 04:15:19 UTC

Going from 0 to 1
is a bigger % change
than going from 1 to 1,000,000
That's where success separates from failure

2026-06-11 02:41:05 UTC

life is pretty good when you block out all media except for non-political memes

2026-06-05 20:52:09 UTC

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never did

2026-06-05 16:43:45 UTC

#bitcoin is dead
https://image.nostr.build/f342daf917100fcabb9d66332ae212cee33faa70fa436875946670e99758f6a3.png

2026-06-04 05:16:24 UTC

this is why nobody will remember you
#bitcoin
https://image.nostr.build/27dd35e7fa31307a383610ad894dd48f2b88daa405be803f4dbce701d68c63c7.jpg

2026-05-09 02:50:19 UTC

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@npub19ma…axkl give it a look when you have time

2026-05-08 19:12:04 UTC

GM
I made https://www.pinstr.fun to make better use of my Nostr lists.
Dusted it off the shelf to practice with #opencode
Would love to hear any of your thoughts

2026-04-22 18:17:12 UTC

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/relationships/why-don-t-men-pursue-women-anymore-5-eye-opening-reasons-everyone-is-talking-about/ss-AA1YtWYO

2026-04-22 15:54:08 UTC

GM GN #healthstr #dadstr
https://image.nostr.build/17bd9b62b3a7be4430afce89138bfbe30048bc4b64f59696a02b5bebf032a90c.gif

2026-04-06 14:07:40 UTC

Seems the bio-warfare ☢️ is increasing.
What are your tick 🪲 protocol recommendations?
#healthstr

2026-03-06 19:08:54 UTC

If your daily diet included fresh eggs for breakfast, candy snacks, soda as a beverage - and you were concerned enough about your "high" cholesterol level that you were willing to change your diet, would you:
A) Stop eating so many eggs 🥚
- OR -
B) Stop eating so much candy/soda 🍭
#asknostr #healthstr

2026-02-26 18:50:02 UTC

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WOW
https://npub1nu9m6k6dca28f9humvq0ad334a3czu0qrevw0pd4ml2pzaumx0mqyr3ars.blossom.band/0c715a43db3562e01dcdd17729bf52b597cdb41a853589b1281234dfbe6d4e0d.png

2025-10-25 01:32:11 UTC

When will a real new sport (not some weird derivative of an existing sport) be invented?
⚾️⚽️🏀🏈
Are we beyond that point in human history?
#asknostr

2025-10-25 00:23:17 UTC

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maybe opts you out of some bad radio waves

2025-10-24 16:10:50 UTC

GM
I predict that Satoshi’s #bitcoin will move prior to Quantum becoming a problem

2025-10-22 23:48:56 UTC

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oh that’s the other Matt

2025-10-22 23:48:29 UTC

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Don’t forget to stretch

2025-10-22 18:39:18 UTC

Name a non-pharma company that cashed in on COVID bigger than these guys
#memes #asknostr
https://image.nostr.build/d67095f7b04380ff6d9e55e34ae7e058fca700bae60c060a86039e2c5b07a017.jpg

2025-10-22 18:37:44 UTC

#memes
https://image.nostr.build/27db62d18e3bbe6f0ffebe919b980da4eaf82c6e63b3c94aac53ed06dbd8da90.jpg

2025-10-22 14:51:39 UTC

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generic logos for generic apps

2025-10-22 14:20:16 UTC

GM #memes #timechain
https://image.nostr.build/5e2ed7c60965228fd7bfe5f613b49dafc2849fc81c967bcdf04bdc2ccef09cc0.jpg

2025-10-22 02:04:06 UTC

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Does it play compact dicks?

2025-10-21 19:29:47 UTC

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#nevent1q…9rmw

2025-10-21 19:18:24 UTC

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looks valuable

2025-10-21 15:31:20 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/-g_sKUkI3MkAAAAC/what-bruh.gif

2025-10-21 15:00:03 UTC

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I am not a trend setter but been sitting back and observing more

2025-10-21 14:38:30 UTC

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someone from my company was let go because their skills were replaced by AI

2025-10-21 14:34:59 UTC

GM
Is a bunker the safest way to store & use your nsec?
#asknostr

2025-10-21 01:59:20 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/9UQlSoqDlHAAAAAC/kit-kat-break.gif

2025-10-20 18:21:58 UTC

GM
Life is a #meme
https://image.nostr.build/61711413c6eee33fa11b0fa32b838b08e6be331ba24c6c163e2d1e0569251b42.jpg

2025-10-20 02:08:50 UTC

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apparently a no king protest this weekend

2025-10-18 22:38:12 UTC

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No it at all but I am not sure what that would be anymore

2025-10-18 18:11:13 UTC

If you had $25k and wanted to leave your job
Would you …
A) use the money to start a business
or
B) buy bitcoin and stay at your job
#asknostr

2025-10-18 14:25:21 UTC

GM
Bears gonna get wrecked
#bitcoin

2025-10-16 12:52:52 UTC

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this one simple trick can speed up your flipboard experience…

2025-10-16 01:36:38 UTC

98° boy band …
Was it degrees of temperature ☀️ or was it degrees like an angle 📐
#asknostr

2025-10-15 18:46:27 UTC

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seems like a photo op
I wonder if they kept the wifi on when she left her prison?

2025-10-15 18:44:29 UTC

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agreed - the staff was great and they have interesting tech, but there is a layer of grease in the floor and the food is not making me want to go back

2025-10-15 17:24:05 UTC

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it is the only thing they know to do too stupid to see they can print dollars for bitcoin

2025-10-13 21:24:12 UTC

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world class troll

2025-10-10 16:44:21 UTC

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stop giving your kids an unfair advantage - force them to watch more tv instead #dadstr

2025-10-10 16:41:24 UTC

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oh man i was about to complain about the same thing.
good reason to use my own cilent

2025-10-09 22:05:03 UTC

hello #dev
https://image.nostr.build/947b797258cd9d5d07d2ce8fb1328f6fd5da835d754fb3e8d48ca12e806226ba.gif

2025-10-09 17:20:10 UTC

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Ah good try, but I was looking for a meme that has arrows on it pointing to each logo, and showing $10 billion going between each

2025-10-09 17:09:48 UTC

Can @npub1pm5…xe07 find me the image that shows money flow between Open AI, AMD, and Nvidia ? #asknostr

2025-10-09 14:45:06 UTC

Keeping a thread as things develop on this topic #dev #ai
#nevent1q…dgwy

2025-10-09 03:17:10 UTC

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Better than the lottery
https://media.tenor.com/VKU7xwwZJ_EAAAAC/dumb-and-dumber-lloyd.gif

2025-10-09 00:20:04 UTC

Does everyone get these emails or am I being punished because I am a pervert?
#asknostr
https://image.nostr.build/1adf8ab0421d609051cbe21bda9b2bc8a6794786bbebf2de9dc172f75add8b0c.jpg

2025-10-08 14:17:13 UTC

Family debate: is this a Highway or a Freeway? #asknostr
https://blossom.primal.net/49a8f9d987e1529bfd59d3d08b31703e62661083f6747a9bf6bb5d1a7cfa51bb.jpg

2025-10-08 14:03:17 UTC

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but there's only a few dozen people on nostr

2025-10-08 03:38:01 UTC

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what's old is new. we all want analog.

2025-10-08 02:59:09 UTC

GN
https://image.nostr.build/434eeae8828f95c7cedfad81aca23840113c9b8f5b9ac2dfee12390493d2b90b.jpg

2025-10-07 18:23:21 UTC

Do wealthy people do dishes?
How wealthy do you have to be to never do dishes again?
#asknostr

2025-10-07 15:40:13 UTC

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pretty sure that 90% of dev jobs will be gone in the next 2-5 years

2025-10-07 01:57:29 UTC

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I think the parents need to be ready to change too

2025-10-07 01:44:01 UTC

9 year old has been really challenging lately and it is bleeding into every part of family life. They get home from school and it’s a constant battle - the kids play great together and we do our best to exhibit patience in all matters but it is them vs us, nothing moves forward until the parents get upset and it’s wreaking havoc.
#dadstr

2025-10-06 18:48:22 UTC

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Had to run the propagation check a few times before it started returning

2025-10-06 18:44:26 UTC

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Gotcha. The DNS lookup isn’t working on my side but will have to try again later

2025-10-06 18:41:27 UTC

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My browser keeps removing the _ and not resolving

2025-10-04 15:38:51 UTC

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why is this so hard

2025-10-04 15:26:17 UTC

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₿ 0.00256032

2025-10-03 21:06:16 UTC

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it’s true
she changes when she doesn’t have to worry about money

2025-10-03 16:32:45 UTC

iykyk #memes
https://image.nostr.build/8742bad2889be1b290902a45f5827fe425d4e73cc799243dc8f5a7b0712d307d.jpg
#nevent1q…x3nv

2025-10-01 19:01:26 UTC

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a 2.5 lbs bag of cashews is $16

2025-10-01 18:58:07 UTC

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this tracks
#note1x8n…dzz9

2025-10-01 04:05:42 UTC

GN #memes
https://blossom.primal.net/6e951946028983ed1de72632acc582fd8ecdaf6570f02e16ecc7d495c3ae7b38.png

2025-10-01 01:58:45 UTC

I do not always buy the cheapest option but is this supposed to cost 350,000 sats ($400) ?
https://blossom.primal.net/957d781fc9c50b7a3796625fc6b42b5d80101952149370a3965701978bda5270.png

2025-09-30 17:32:08 UTC

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first step is not marry a horrible woman who uses you for facebook likes

2025-09-30 04:18:03 UTC

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luckily we've stopped all streaming services last year (except Prime b/c free shipping) and our kids now survive on 80s and 90s DVDs from the library.

2025-09-30 00:11:40 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/m7lY3MXYunIAAAAC/willie-wonka-no-stop-don%27t.gif

2025-09-27 21:33:02 UTC

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Yes, it *could* happen in Bitcoin too

2025-09-27 19:58:31 UTC

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the cool part about Monero is you could have confirmed your transaction 18 blocks ago and then it could be reversed by Qubic

2025-09-27 19:56:06 UTC

My father was an absolute loose cannon and I have no doubt that without questions he would have gotten into a fist fight with anyone that gave me a hardtime (teacher, kid, store clerk, anyone ...) - not sure my kids would think the same thing about me and not sure if that is a positive or a negative.
#dadstr

2025-09-27 19:54:03 UTC

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let me know if you need any support

2025-09-26 15:26:16 UTC

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so happy they could cry
https://blossom.primal.net/32abcf4af70dfb50e942347c2860b356ea88974746b7213239926f49b34d54d8.webp

2025-09-26 14:45:09 UTC

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c3d8627e573a3d77b85d29c218832f50486cb89dd9276d604b4c38b6f1e25cc0

2025-09-26 03:42:57 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/d237ca6e0b1af5f1bc626230bfb5b6a7b5f02096c55b0f6569e5234bbff9da36.gif

2025-09-26 03:39:28 UTC

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If it was proven that soy and fake food turned kids fat / gay / trans , they would say that it’s phobic to not fees your kids those things

2025-09-26 03:11:04 UTC

GN
https://image.nostr.build/17b70a1c97ca7ae6abeba6f7f26c805e5b42ce6ebbc7bc38d85f09ac30234bca.jpg

2025-09-26 02:54:00 UTC

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Pregnant women take it for back pain or whatever. Sometimes they take it because the president told them not too.

2025-09-26 02:12:17 UTC

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🦾

2025-09-25 19:06:10 UTC

Zoom Out
https://image.nostr.build/b21580991d01b37a42cba40fe7afe93c7dfe30e73a0a1c520e76cd1df19c2775.jpg

2025-09-25 12:57:42 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/dcbe73d670e1b8c1aa477f039d23ba468f5e0d423a0dc79de7a55fe334da57e0.png
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_Music

2025-09-25 11:53:56 UTC

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what the actual hell

2025-09-25 03:47:11 UTC

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but we supposed to believe he’s living out the rest of his life alone on an island where nobody will ever catch glimpse of him?

2025-09-25 02:52:46 UTC

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GN 🖕🖕🖕🖕 #memes
https://blossom.primal.net/a6bb1f8c9d58af100610968ebc2edc890ba465ae3dc6983e74feec6ef36dbb4d.jpg
#nevent1q…kuy4

2025-09-25 02:34:07 UTC

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not sure why i couldn't find this tylenol tweet earlier
https://x.com/tylenol/status/839196906702127106

2025-09-25 02:29:48 UTC

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Has anyone actually found the tweet? Is the matrix unraveling?

2025-09-24 18:35:54 UTC

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maybe he accepted that he's on their hitlist so going balls out

2025-09-24 15:16:43 UTC

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GM #memes
https://blossom.primal.net/0131124ad7a76211dc9b2013e191606cd3cf84359307339e7cd77f6b74fb872d.jpg
#nevent1q…3zz9

2025-09-24 14:53:44 UTC

Same person will say "I wish I could go back 10 years and buy bitcoin" but will scoff when you say it's going to 50-100x over the next 10-15 years.
Then in 2035 they will repeat "I wish I could go back 10 years and buy bitcoin"

2025-09-24 14:33:41 UTC

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yet he appears to not have HIV

2025-09-24 01:37:49 UTC

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I think the one time I did it, it took like 2 weeks for it to process and I had to email them about it

2025-09-24 00:53:58 UTC

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5-D chess

2025-09-24 00:52:54 UTC

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super cycle confirmed
#nevent1q…y3tp

2025-09-23 23:30:30 UTC

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was thinking about this the other day - despite 90s reports of HIV being so rampant, and my mid-20s friends running around fucking strangers non-stop, nobody I know has the disease.