parachutesBTC

came for the sats, stayed for the revolution 🔸 filmmaker, business owner, bitcoin educator, new dog dad, husband — reach out to collab on btc projects!

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parachutesbtc@getalby.com

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2026-02-10 05:21:13 UTC

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Cool!

2026-01-24 08:47:19 UTC

My wife and I have a new family member
She’s 2, and was abandoned at the shelter in Denver a few nights ago
Now she’s still 2, but adopted, and needs a haircut!
Female, black & grey Old English Sheepdog/Standard Poodle mix 🐑🐕🐩
Name suggestions?
https://blossom.primal.net/b4f10c3a7e20335fd89adffbfd533410dc29f457b1519b507ebe94a5493f5979.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/7526584f7a9831e7c93e8b03fe11dcb0936dd88e93bde388ec856e46fbbb2435.jpg

2026-01-24 08:46:41 UTC

Orange is ₿etter than Gold and Silver
https://blossom.primal.net/298b66f2f3fb50464445c15b37ddd6cc597a898e7f852d07386e3df8ff1d06bc.jpg

2026-01-24 08:45:21 UTC

They're watering down your sweet tea, and how you can stop them
Why do you feel stuck? Left behind? Drowning in debt? Can't get even 1 step ahead?
This article explains the economic reasons behind how you feel.
No AI slop. No motivational mantras.
Just real-world facts.
The Problem and The Solution.
Read the article 📰 here: https://x.com/parachutesbtc/status/2013441795431243884?s=46
Listen to the immersive audiobook 🔊 below:
https://blossom.primal.net/9c0192727b52bf0f58b4669409a2a5ad7e31e19b37f0547a2f9a62100c7c7641.mp4

2026-01-13 23:04:34 UTC

The only 401k I know is the price of bitcoin in a few years
https://blossom.primal.net/142321d455b8dd3e6ecf286a178b5676d6bcea599bd919b5277ac46526af0d9b.jpg

2026-01-13 23:03:49 UTC

Trickledown Economics aka Horse and Sparrow Theory doesn’t work, because inflation will kill the purchasing power of these dollars by the time they have “trickled down”
You must protect the value of your hard-earned money. Most people don’t.
What are you doing to protect yours?
https://blossom.primal.net/734818aaedac643b5f07d0bd0bd99e45920be9bdedffaa682f79053a96af881d.mp4

2026-01-13 02:25:11 UTC

Saylor goes off 😳
“You’re getting my perspective on it! Which is that you’re wasting your time criticizing companies that decided they like Bitcoin.
Why don’t you criticize the 99.9% of companies that DON’T LIKE BITCOIN?”
— Saylor on @nprofile…ejra WHAT BITCOIN DID Podcast
—-> What are your thoughts on this interview?
https://blossom.primal.net/101c1c2571cedd0d4a4783a20a624d991a596ff889617b4158dc2812b0464e2d.mov

2026-01-13 02:22:47 UTC

Bitcoiners speak of having a "low time preference"
What does this mean?
Do you have it?
Low time preference means someone focuses more on their well-being in the future, rather than the present.
A “tomorrow person”.
High time preference people are more present-oriented and value consuming sooner. They prefer instant gratification and are less likely to save and invest.
A “today person”.
In “The Bitcoin Standard”, @nprofile…ynd4 discusses time preference. Sound money holds its value over time, fighting against debasement, which can lower people's time preference and encourage them to save for the future and defer consumption in the present.
Bitcoiners famous saying, “HODL”, is about delayed gratification. Hodling involves ignoring the drama of price charts, and setting your mind years into the future, trusting in Bitcoin's sound money characteristics and the potential benefits that might bring to them, their families, and their communities.
So... do YOU have a low time preference?
https://blossom.primal.net/80d53d4f8a5f4aeda37234df7050020d5aa98a1b4c1fb4a431ec1b70ca81bf78.jpg

2026-01-13 02:21:23 UTC

This is how Gen Z and Alpha are learning about quantitative easing and the debasement of the currency on TikTok and Instagram.
You know what. It’s a start. Education is education. I’m ok with it.
Welcome, future bitcoiners!
https://blossom.primal.net/250902075140abdcd1f5df4fa3d07aa654cdd71baedf349972c4d169b88258c1.mp4

2026-01-13 02:19:35 UTC

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Bring back the color 😢

2026-01-13 02:19:13 UTC

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Nice job, @nprofile…af3s team, with your Genesis Edition of the magazine.
Wishing you much success!
I’ll be a supporter.
https://blossom.primal.net/394337fb63f0dd688481752ea434b6e35c43be267d22f7b391573d54479a1b8d.jpg
#nevent1q…pv5r

2026-01-11 23:37:50 UTC

How would I describe the advantages of self-custody bitcoin to people?…. Hmm…
Do the following:
- List the reasons you have trust in your bank and the financial system
- List the reasons you have trust in yourself and your family
Good. Now, tell me which one of these is holding control over your money right now?

2026-01-11 23:35:52 UTC

Greetings Future Bitcoiner! 👋
Here to trade & gamble?
Or here to learn & hodl?
Start with Step 1: linktr.ee/parachutesBTC
I post educational Bitcoin content.
Follow to see it in your feed. Follows are free.
https://blossom.primal.net/b176ca803f05b2d6476f17feff4dfe86aeab743bc04af4cac2b26a299ee03e86.jpg

2026-01-11 23:34:22 UTC

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| Buy Bitcoin – act broke |
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2026-01-05 08:10:51 UTC

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Wassup?!?

2026-01-05 07:08:11 UTC

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🤙

2026-01-05 04:19:41 UTC

Unwrapping my @nprofile…9hwc today! @nprofile…dgwp
https://blossom.primal.net/335a0943b994c264cdf62d23aafe267c87496183c075013b94f61f427f35771d.mov

2025-11-18 13:46:19 UTC

How convenient that X is down today on Epstein Files day…

2025-11-12 01:28:29 UTC

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Very cool. Well done

2025-11-12 01:27:19 UTC

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Welcome to nostr

2025-10-15 18:14:28 UTC

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Nice!

2025-09-30 16:26:44 UTC

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Ooooof what happened?

2025-09-29 23:43:18 UTC

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Doctor Nostr has a good ring to it

2025-09-29 23:38:56 UTC

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Amputation is the only solution.

2025-09-29 23:38:27 UTC

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Diversification is betting on every horse and winning less, to nothing.

2025-09-29 23:37:49 UTC

New to Bitcoin?
Welcome 🤗 Happy you’re here
Do these 3 things:
• Take 21 minutes & learn Bitcoin basics: www.river.com/learn
• Take 25 minutes & enjoy this video lesson: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE88E9ICdiphYjJkeeLL2O09eJoC8r7Dc
• Then come back here, follow me, DM me, & ask anything
Here to help!
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2025-08-26 20:30:27 UTC

If you Zap ⚡️ @nprofile…4ky4 it’ll release feed in their goat 🐐 pen and you can watch it live on stream
Watch me zap them using @nprofile…7f4d
Best part is when they start head-butting each other
https://blossom.primal.net/0e1b94c742cda4a6efa597c4185c48e260103156aaed761e8ea1e3385e2ec742.mov

2025-08-26 18:51:26 UTC

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I did it

2025-08-26 18:42:11 UTC

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How about this? https://x.com/parachutesbtc/status/1960411011342647649?s=61

2025-08-26 18:40:37 UTC

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Precisely

2025-08-26 18:40:12 UTC

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“THIS THING IS CHANGING THE WORLD HOW COOL IS THAT” 🎵
https://blossom.primal.net/6e06f86b3489f52bdc04293ea49fe7dad0b033157d14a3de0311f0604a836439.mov
#nevent1q…ma6q

2025-08-26 18:29:25 UTC

All your crying over short term bitcoin volatility and 110k dips will inevitably become just
Tears in Rain
https://blossom.primal.net/afaf7b83dd09789c761f833be9f79303c76296602c2531678d24ff00fc65b5de.mov

2025-08-26 18:25:23 UTC

Clear eyes
Full hearts
Can’t lose
Bitcoin

2025-08-26 18:24:20 UTC

My father provided a good financial education and investment experience to me and my sisters growing up.
We all earned to take personal control of our own money and save it, invest it, and spend it wisely.
I’m always surprised to learn that some men and women don’t feel they have sovereignty and say over their money in life. I’m grateful my parents empowered us all in this regard.
Let’s help change this with others - with Bitcoin.
https://blossom.primal.net/368b0c0f4951a6c69ea652749c47e9426dfdb3539183baed9634d8d08f163e70.jpg

2025-08-26 18:20:50 UTC

For now, I mostly have to buy my gas and food with fiat, so I better be getting 4% and 3% back in Bitcoin while I do it
Signup yourself and you get a guaranteed $50 of bitcoin: https://creditcard.exchange.gemini.com/credit-card/apply?referral_code=9j4rudbzq (plus, get an additional $200 of bitcoin based on spending after 90 days!)
https://blossom.primal.net/8fccb7721e12d49e9f4d950ea89168e126f47355476f78534427efadceebd554.mov

2025-08-26 17:58:54 UTC

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New world, struggling to be born

2025-08-20 14:44:14 UTC

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True. Granted, it basically IS the standard for 100 on that scale in a way. Lol

2025-08-20 08:40:37 UTC

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Love this feature! Super easy.
My favorite alternative method is getting my friends to make a River account and I send Bitcoin direct to their address. I try to teach them to make a transaction so they get over the fear-hump

2025-08-20 08:37:58 UTC

Traveling across Egypt, Rwanda, Kenya, and Tanzania this month we have used @nprofile…tct7 eSIMS for cell data and paid for them using @nprofile…er0h Lightning ⚡️
River app uses ≈75 kilobytes of data to open the iPhone app and make a ⚡️ transaction
Bravo, @nprofile…u4uu

2025-08-20 08:35:57 UTC

Next big, meaningful celebration is Block #1,050,000 at the Halving
NOT block #1 million – which is an arbitrary milestone
Do you agree? (repost 🔂 if yes)
https://blossom.primal.net/ab1df84d1e1bde860c31a6b4dc71ebf6bf01686353f7d920c406b2f94487746e.jpg

2025-08-20 08:34:58 UTC

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I like it. Well stated.
Even still - don’t trust. Verify.

2025-08-20 08:32:58 UTC

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Very cool. Sounds neat. I’ve enjoyed doing some indoor cycling lately at the gym. Might get one at home someday.

2025-08-20 08:32:07 UTC

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Best lights for filmmaking and photography too.

2025-08-20 08:31:36 UTC

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Bro don’t dox me like this

2025-08-20 08:13:31 UTC

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How you considered Lake Naivasha, Kenya geothermal energy sites?

2025-08-20 08:11:50 UTC

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Hello, Saz

2025-08-19 15:23:19 UTC

Need to make recurring/subscription payments with Lightning?
Use ZapPlanner
Have you used it?
https://blossom.primal.net/1f9e34be23e24f4d650ca44d91864c3e6a6c274e67a4b53d799b3d15b77084b3.mov

2025-08-19 15:21:20 UTC

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Yes.

2025-08-19 12:37:42 UTC

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Just came from future. Checks out.

2025-08-19 11:56:17 UTC

I’m on Mt Kilimanjaro in Tanzania right now
The mountain is beautiful, the coffee fantastic, the banana beer is delicious, but the Tanzania Shilling is getting rekt against Bitcoin
Its value is 3/10ths of 1 Satoshi
https://blossom.primal.net/8a26e87ee8e231333c75662ab0128dc64901dd88235a6c209dfa01bf897543eb.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/344e33ec59bf0f0bdd5083c94c4f56af5de695731994329cbb1d3a74e39f700d.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/dad3c77f4bb1f68c0d013718ca8a5e8caa15fac230304f87ec53b3face2eb2a7.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/fbfc2de05d92ad64ddfb4f6841a1db2f8f34ffc509859d0b598f31296766ecad.jpg

2025-08-19 11:51:12 UTC

。
ｏ
○
╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ◜◝ ◜ ͡ ◝◜◝ ╮
( bitcoin ⠀ ⠀)
╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◞ ╯

2025-08-19 08:28:55 UTC

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👌

2025-08-19 08:28:38 UTC

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Is this 2005 YouTube?

2025-08-19 08:27:49 UTC

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The mountains and countryside are beautiful. Zurich is a pretty city.

2025-08-19 08:26:58 UTC

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This is cool. But two things I don’t want: a VW, and departing with 50,000,000 sats

2025-08-19 08:12:33 UTC

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Nakamocha 👌
#nevent1q…uwhd

2025-08-19 08:10:51 UTC

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Absolutely. I’m not a fan of it.

2025-08-19 08:10:29 UTC

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You should follows me 🤷‍♂️ I dunno

2025-08-19 08:06:56 UTC

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Why are my legs so tingly?!?

2025-08-19 08:06:24 UTC

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I’d be so scared

2025-08-19 08:05:50 UTC

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Bro stop DMing me so much!

2025-08-19 08:05:37 UTC

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I am the whale. I feed myself.

2025-08-19 08:05:20 UTC

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How does Zwift work?

2025-08-19 08:03:19 UTC

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We almost went to Bali this year. My parents went in 2001 (?) and loved it.

2025-08-19 08:00:58 UTC

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What was the restaurant?

2025-08-19 08:00:44 UTC

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Yep! Don’t eat uncooked vegetables that you haven’t cleaned yourself. That cow manure fertilizer is gonna hit hard

2025-08-19 07:13:49 UTC

How have you used Bitcoin Lightning ⚡️ lately?
(I’ve used it in Cairo, Kigali, Maasai Mara, and Mt Kilimanjaro to buy eSIM cell data with Bitcoin)
Share!
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2025-08-19 07:11:05 UTC

From seed to plant 🌱 to berry to bean 🫘 to roast to grind to brew to cup ☕️ at a coffee farm on Mt Kilimanjaro in Tanzania today
https://blossom.primal.net/dad3c77f4bb1f68c0d013718ca8a5e8caa15fac230304f87ec53b3face2eb2a7.jpg

2025-08-19 07:09:07 UTC

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SAVE IN BITCOIN

2025-08-19 07:08:37 UTC

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| Buy Bitcoin – act broke |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
\ (•◡•) /
\ ₿ /
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2025-08-10 06:18:00 UTC

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Followed

2025-08-10 06:17:16 UTC

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Never stop never stopping

2025-07-25 12:27:25 UTC

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What are you saying?

2025-07-25 12:20:50 UTC

Inflation
https://image.nostr.build/ed07c4dbf22e45b61b0a32201d798251a6d67fb2b3d8f635d251c2c672fcf89b.jpg

2025-07-14 21:29:16 UTC

Mark Zuckerberg says Meta is spending hundreds of billions of dollars to build massive GPU compute clusters.
Zuck: "Just one of these [clusters] covers a significant part of the footprint of Manhattan.”
And people say Bitcoin mining is going to destroy the environment 🤣🤣🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/eed807b6d0e86c6faeefa4f1f5e506972eb51ff8ef36a33ef655a9c01f715c84.jpg

2025-07-14 20:39:51 UTC

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He’s obnoxious on camera.

2025-07-14 20:39:06 UTC

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I know he’s partially acting for the clicks. Says something about the people who follow him too.

2025-07-14 20:38:35 UTC

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Brain farts

2025-07-14 20:18:39 UTC

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FTSE/BTC 2020 = 0.67
FTSE/BTC 2025 = 0.074
The percentage decrease is approximately 88.96%.

2025-07-14 20:03:23 UTC

“I should have just SHUT UP and bought bitcoin”
Why do people watch this guy?
https://blossom.primal.net/689e180b51845ccf0252d0a55b8473cefb39d4ef7e5a98a88351dd7eb6caaa96.mov

2025-07-14 20:02:18 UTC

When you 2x your money in stocks, most sell, take the cash, search for new asset to 2x again
Most will then lose it; trading = gambling
With bitcoin, when you 2x your ₿ stacks value, the prevailing consensus is to do nothing
Because hodling = winning
GET IN THE HODL HOUSE
https://blossom.primal.net/c2cd4025d632faa2800962f05e743dbbc3a50d7a6f9dd4fba6d48f3fc60044ec.gif

2025-07-14 20:01:16 UTC

The S&P 500 is down 85% in 5 years against ₿itcoin
SP500 Price ➗ Bitcoin Price 🟰 ratio
Do the math yourself.
These are facts.
And they are undisputed.
https://blossom.primal.net/398b188931fe416b5cd7819c1b4e216739423129e5ecd89e785ab1876092f67a.jpg

2025-07-04 02:01:52 UTC

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Love it

2025-07-03 21:34:02 UTC

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To each their own.
Like everything good in life, it’s about moderation.

2025-07-02 04:46:19 UTC

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Hey @npub17us…kf8w create a video where Lyn Alden walks through the doors of a western saloon in an 1850’s town, all the bar patrons are printing money and they turn and look at her. She says in a menacing tone and cracks a smile: “Nothing stops this train.”

2025-07-02 04:32:56 UTC

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Hello there

2025-06-30 03:45:24 UTC

IS BITCOIN SUSTAINABLE?
Enough of the FUD; what are the FACTS
Bitcoin energy consumption rose 17% to 138 TWh annually, while hardware efficiency improved by 24% year-on-year, reaching 28.2 J/TH by June 2024. As global hashrate and energy usage has increased 📈over the years, miner efficiency and renewable energy source usage have both increased as well 👌
52.4% of energy usage is sustainable (42.6% renewables (hydro 🌊, solar ☀️, wind 💨 , geothermal 🌋), 9.8% nuclear ⚛️), up from 37.6% in 2022. Natural gas (38.2%) overtook coal (8.9%) as the largest single source. Oil and fossil fuel use is none to negligible.
86.9% of decommissioned ASIC hardware is resold, repurposed, or recycled 🔄
Trends indicate that mining companies are exploring HPC/AI 🤖, flared gas 🔥, waste-heat recovery 🔂, and demand-side response for new revenue and efficiency. (Click “Ask Grok” if you’re curious what some of these are 👆)
Greenhouse gas emissions due to bitcoin have been reduced to 39.8 MtCO₂e in 2024 (which is 0.08% of global total GHG emissions), down from 69.6 MtCO₂e in prior estimates. Nearly cut in 1/2, so far.
So what do you think? 💭
• Is the Bitcoin mining industry “a great evil”?
• Is it acting in good faith and actively seeking sustainability?
Share your thoughts please 🙏🏼💬👇
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2025-06-30 03:44:38 UTC

This you?
https://image.nostr.build/b16211ee5eab2a5bd713811b9edfd47c96b727f22d006e1f2152bf7559f21879.jpg

2025-04-22 06:19:25 UTC

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Yessir

2025-04-22 04:59:07 UTC

Want $100 of free Bitcoin?
Sign up for @nprofile…qn9x using this link: https://river.com/signup?r=C2SDXQ5H
Stack some sats.

2025-04-22 04:56:58 UTC

April 20th 2025, was the date in which the first “future” mission in the campaign for Call of Duty: Black Ops ll was set, a game whose plot contains U.S. military operations against extremist militant groups in Yemen, the rise of AI and drone warfare, as well as a cold war between the United States and China which eventually leads the Chinese to halt the export of rare earth metals.
Sound familiar?
https://m.primal.net/QYzQ.jpg

2025-04-22 04:55:59 UTC

We are living through a GLOBAL ECONOMIC REORDERING.
Why would you be invested in company stocks whose value is dependent on performance and earnings?
Instead, choose SCARCE RESERVE ASSETS.
Fiat will be printed.
Debt will be devalued.
Bitcoin & Gold will soar northward.
https://m.primal.net/QYzM.jpg

2025-04-01 05:20:28 UTC

WHAT IS AN OTC DESK?
WHO ARE THEY?
Are they manipulating Bitcoins price?
Institutional investors, hedge funds, large investors, high net worth individuals, pensions, etc use them to buy/sell large quantities of assets, such as Bitcoin (think ‘1,000 BTC’, ‘$100 million’ buy/sells +).
Why do they use them? — They typically use an Over-The-Counter ‘OTC’ Desk to make large purchases when using an exchange or brokerage is not possible due to lack of available assets to trade, or when a trade of the size they want to make would have an impact on the assets market price during their purchase.
Another reason — Using an OTC Desk also enables the large purchase without alerting the market openly through the order books as to the traders intentions. AKA it offers ‘transactional privacy.’
• OTC Desks are matchmakers for buyers with sellers (acting as a ‘dealer’).
• OTC Desk trades can be crypto-to-crypto or fiat-to-crypto, etc.
• OTC Desks make money off of the ‘spread’ (the difference between the price they obtain and sell the asset at, or v.v.)
• Some OTC Desks handle $1,000,000,000 in trades DAILY!
• OTC Desks are not typically involved in methods of price manipulation. The OTC Desks make money off spreads, and sometimes they may take a loss when facilitating a trade. Periods of high OTC Desk usage/actions (think MSTR buying a billion bucks!) can often keep the price in a range, stabilizing the price. There’s a lot going on behind the scenes, but the goal of an OTC Desk is to make a small profit off being a dealer between parties.
• You can use an OTC desk too! However, if you’re just buying a few hundred or few thousand dollars here and there, it’s often easier to just buy on an exchange or brokerage. Also, some OTC Desks have minimums they do business at, such as $100,000 or $1,000,000 trade minimums).
What are some examples of commonly used Bitcoin OTC Desks?
- Binance OTC (@binance)
- Kraken OTC (@krakenpro)
- Coinbase Prime OTC (@CoinbaseInsto)
- Gemini OTC (@Gemini)
- Galaxy Digital Services OTC (@GalaxyDigital)
- Strike Private OTC (@Strike)
- River Private Client (@River)
- SFOX (@SFox)
- Octagon Strategy (@OctagonStrategy)
- Genesis Trading (@GenesisTrading)
- Circle (@circle)
- itBit OTC (@itBit)
- B2C2
- XBTO (@xbtogroup)
- there are many, many more
DID YOU LEARN SOMETHING 🆕?
Drop a like 👍 or repost 🔁
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2025-03-22 19:04:02 UTC

TRUMP UNVEILS BITCOIN WHITE-PAPER HANGING IN OVAL OFFICE?
Blatantly false. OP was a joke 😂
There’s about a dozen large, “influential” Bitcoin accounts on here that legit posted this thinking it was real.
The inability to spot a cheap edit by many people is embarrassing.
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2025-03-22 17:41:49 UTC

Print 🖨️ me daddy
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2025-03-22 17:32:58 UTC

He who finds the retardiest, was the retardiest.
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2025-03-22 17:28:16 UTC

Thanks for the 🎩, @nprofile…mfxv
₿
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2025-03-22 17:26:42 UTC

Kevin O’Leary encourages you to custody your Bitcoin on centralized exchanges — like Coinbase — because it’s “safer” and “can’t be hacked”.
Remind me to never start listening to him, nor to ever listen to him.
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2025-03-22 17:24:49 UTC

Yeah, but who are the rats?
₿ wins.
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2025-03-22 17:20:01 UTC

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Thanks for the tag. Honored to be included in this list of great people.