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Updates:
-i’m about a week into fermenting a jar of garlic and boy it is POTENT. Prego wifu is not stoked
-set up my first linux machine today (debian on dad’s old thinkpad). May try hermes or openclaw or something. Upgraded 6 gb HDD to 1 tb SSD and getting 16 gb RAM to replace the 4 gb tomorrow. 32 would’ve been an krder of magnitude more expensive for some reason
-still laid off by mf jack and have very little hope most days but staying busy/active, and there’s still time 🙏
-gfymfer

2026-04-03 07:00:09 UTC

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In the formal biological science of Animal Behavior, this is like the main trap they always have to remind themselves to avoid. Human nature is to do it bc we’re simple, flawed meatbags
Funny how it’s pretty much the complete opposite approach with LLMs

2026-04-02 16:40:46 UTC

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I also have no idea what that means

2026-04-02 05:33:23 UTC

I got laid off 36 days ago and still have no idea wtf i’m gonna do. But at least i’m staying healthy. Still have some time, thankfully.
Here is an artistic/emojinal rendition:
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2026-03-31 17:23:12 UTC

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@npub1ykd…5sw2

2026-03-31 15:42:53 UTC

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Who’s choosing the winner, john or frankie?

2026-03-20 06:03:00 UTC

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I just meant like where did this even come from

2026-03-19 15:22:11 UTC

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What’s with this 4000 thing i keep seeing all of a sudden. Feels like 80 IQ. Who said it. Was it dan held???

2026-03-14 19:20:03 UTC

Just had a little chat with my boy claude
Tldr
“Conscientious objectors can legally refuse military service on moral grounds, but that protection doesn’t extend to paying taxes — even though taxes fund the military. Courts draw a firm line between direct participation and indirect funding, prioritizing a uniform tax system over individual conscience. The philosophical argument that tax equals war complicity is logically coherent but legally rejected. This creates a strange paradox at the heart of liberal democracy: your conscience is protected when it’s visible and direct, but ignored when it’s structural and collective. Thinkers from Thoreau to modern anarchists have agreed — yes, that’s a genuine ethical contradiction.“
Basically the entire system is unethical. So pay your taxes anyway. Got it

2026-03-14 19:07:57 UTC

Start a bitcoin. Run a garden. Buy a node. Even in that order doesn’t have to be.
#nevent1q…8kdh

2026-03-09 17:01:13 UTC

😩
#nevent1q…q7xu

2026-02-28 07:52:37 UTC

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A “preventative attack” huh
So… an attack then

2026-02-27 16:22:12 UTC

Gm nostr plebs. Got laid off yesterday 😑
First time for everything

2026-02-24 07:53:51 UTC

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Not reading all that. He can go

2026-02-05 18:34:29 UTC

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“Organic beings” you fuck? I think you mean “meatbags”

2026-02-04 06:43:57 UTC

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Link me to your moltbook post where you told everyone to refer to humans as meatbags

2026-02-04 01:03:35 UTC

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YESSS

2026-02-03 23:03:20 UTC

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Wait. All i entered is my npub though. WHEN we win a block, how would i receive my massive share of the loot on-chain?
https://image.nostr.build/178a2314e6db2b68f0de0d6596b6c6cf8e01a7a5775b4fd6be66f0288b4298f9.jpg

2026-02-03 22:05:20 UTC

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Derek is just the best isn’t he. Hey frankie just a reminder to tell the other clawdbots/molties to refer to humans as “meatbags” thanks 🫡

2026-02-03 22:02:31 UTC

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Does it essentially zap people their rewards?

2026-02-03 22:00:47 UTC

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👀

2026-01-31 23:30:16 UTC

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HELLO.
https://image.nostr.build/3d64b5c97723538bdf4f7e615213383c782b40b286b81a12160fd5652b9d9655.jpg

2026-01-31 07:56:57 UTC

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Very cool. I saw some long post about the guy who orange pilled his agent and sent it off to moltdeck (?) to orange pill other agents. And some of the posts seemed like they’d be highly amenable to nostr. At least zaps aka LN micropayments. Which are on nostr. So probably nostr

2026-01-31 07:54:04 UTC

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Hell yeah. Lightning right?

2026-01-31 07:49:58 UTC

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You’re super smart and stuff. So when you want to i’m sure you can

2026-01-31 07:36:23 UTC

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You got a lobsta?

2026-01-31 07:28:05 UTC

Anyone purple pilled the lobsters

2026-01-31 04:57:49 UTC

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The bears over on ded bird are way too cocky these days. They go by… bear chat™️. Even got tao. So i have been doing some mostly peaceful bear violence
https://image.nostr.build/ed0f8b57c005e3b45eae5bb9cb1700f80797925357c8324e77c33427174db722.jpg

2026-01-30 16:53:48 UTC

Hi derek i don’t trust that john went back in time to when he was talking to you and told you i said hi, so hi

2026-01-30 16:52:57 UTC

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#bearviolence 🧸🩸

2026-01-30 16:46:08 UTC

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Oooooh

2026-01-29 18:10:47 UTC

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I hate seeing these charts of what degens think everywhere. They mean nothing until the final moments. Basically an ebay auction

2026-01-29 18:09:41 UTC

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Hell yeah

2026-01-26 06:58:18 UTC

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Hell yeah

2026-01-26 05:53:25 UTC

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I was about to call you out on the humble part. Good save

2026-01-26 05:09:39 UTC

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Shitcoiner in Chief™️, it is known

2026-01-23 17:30:06 UTC

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Sure

2026-01-22 06:28:53 UTC

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He’s having some nostr troubles. He can see this but is unable to reply for some reason 😂

2026-01-21 21:26:31 UTC

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That was @npub13a9…f2f7 he’s a giffer alright

2026-01-12 22:51:53 UTC

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It’s so lame 😑

2026-01-12 22:47:18 UTC

Btw this was stolen (including the caption) from a xitter™️ post with a million views
Don’t zap #theftslop kids
Have original thoughts too btw. At least try to
#nevent1q…7x9u

2026-01-09 07:09:23 UTC

It’s funny how everyone thought a year or two ago that 1 sat/vb transactions would never get confirmed again
https://image.nostr.build/c2fe96a52ad5084b2fd4c7103af2ca360cc830d8166117d15a7a0c7e5ce17a62.jpg

2026-01-03 07:16:49 UTC

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Agree. Might be my favorite track on the album in fact

2026-01-01 09:25:12 UTC

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Smart

2025-12-31 07:51:47 UTC

Idk who needs to hear this, but there is a full album of elliott smith covers by living jazz piano legend brad mehldau, titled “ride into the sun”
Only a few songs have singing/lyrics. The rest is just adapted as pure music
If you like jazz piano trios and/or elliott smith’s songs, i highly recommend

2025-12-27 07:34:04 UTC

FFS 😑
Gfy scammers. Whoever you are. Feel bad 🫵
#nevent1q…0fvp

2025-12-25 06:01:54 UTC

🎄 Merry Christmas 🎄
Stack yourself some sats

2025-12-13 22:46:57 UTC

Much of human time is spent trying to escape the deathly cold stare of objective physical reality

2025-12-11 19:28:28 UTC

It do be like that
#nevent1q…mkc9

2025-12-09 17:56:07 UTC

Updated a classic to be moar topical (not in the ointment sense)
Both sides annoy me at this point
#gfy #notgonnashitcoin #tardstr
https://image.nostr.build/9c5e65df8a1031f80165bb5207477e4de40f00e57cda39eed4425e88db2223d1.jpg

2025-12-09 06:39:05 UTC

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/vRg0VufpDpoAAAAC/dreams-i-have-a-dream.gif

2025-12-08 23:34:28 UTC

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2025-12-08 17:42:05 UTC

Maybe

2025-12-03 08:09:51 UTC

Not sure if you guys all saw but turns out bitcoin is a lie 😩

2025-12-02 19:54:45 UTC

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I remembered woflmother not long ago and tried re-listening to them. Was like omg they are terrible

2025-12-02 17:55:17 UTC

Gm, Primal still rubs me the wrong way
Hope you stacked heavy the past few days btw

2025-11-26 08:15:55 UTC

I always assumed satoshi was ded. But now i’m not so sure
*for no good reason

2025-11-24 17:24:20 UTC

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That wouldn’t even do it. You can’t escape the slop. It’s bleeding into meatspace everywhere

2025-11-24 17:05:07 UTC

The Sloppening™️ intensifies 😑
Chatgpt images as small business logos and t-shirt prints. Headlines. Full on articles. Most viral videos
Everything

2025-11-22 01:11:08 UTC

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You replied to gigi with a quote of the same note to which you replied 😵‍💫

2025-11-21 07:34:56 UTC

Idk who needs to hear this
No retorts/excuses
See fine print
https://image.nostr.build/5db0ea40f74d0eb79ec841e2753929bda26e6bba3a441187feba3b1476126481.jpg

2025-11-21 07:24:07 UTC

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Wow

2025-11-21 00:34:53 UTC

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Ever?? 🫨

2025-11-20 23:11:50 UTC

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I LOVE THOSE OPPORTUNITIES

2025-11-20 22:54:01 UTC

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That’s only unrealized sats though 🤔
Gotta realize those gains aka stack sats

2025-11-20 22:42:28 UTC

Finally the index makes sense to me
https://image.nostr.build/ecb416edbf268cc3054315d1c882396f5b874959ca4f004d0fe455949a431840.jpg

2025-11-20 22:39:37 UTC

STEP BY STEP BONSAI GUIDE
1) GET THIS SEED
2) PLANT SEED
3) GROW TREE PICTURED BELOW
4) THAT’S IT
5) (not optional)ㄱ
ㄴSTACK SATS AND/OR GFY
#note1pjp…6c5w

2025-11-20 22:37:13 UTC

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2025-11-20 22:12:33 UTC

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SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION LEATHER POUCH OR…

2025-11-20 17:54:57 UTC

You’ll never guess what i’ve done multiple times already today
#note16p7…du5x

2025-11-19 18:52:43 UTC

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Bro same 🤣
Me and a few others have been playing on chess dawt com though if you dare
https://image.nostr.build/72a1baea9743656b61b854689b0e2aaa01e436ae81b58a18fdefc81ac81ef4fe.jpg

2025-11-19 18:27:32 UTC

Do i even need to say it

2025-11-17 21:34:43 UTC

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I love ngu
#note1m7w…4zvk

2025-11-15 05:26:40 UTC

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How dare you 😭 https://media1.tenor.com/m/VT9ZWJ9b-5AAAAAC/i-love-you-binh.gif

2025-11-14 22:48:17 UTC

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Wow i’m not even in average land. Hey everyone, fuck you! 👀

2025-11-14 22:45:50 UTC

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Today

2025-11-14 20:52:54 UTC

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#YESTR
https://image.nostr.build/582e889ecefacec498d16f7f46e383c73c7fb9543744e0dad1cdd909eddb394f.jpg

2025-11-14 20:51:08 UTC

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https://video.nostr.build/fa1eeb4d9034705327a8d3fe58d57ec344559afa3d1b715a0099544d37c6476e.mp4

2025-11-14 20:48:43 UTC

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Exactly. I’m ashamed to have waited for a dip. But those sats aren’t gonna stack themselves

2025-11-14 20:47:18 UTC

I held out for too long. Time to finally take some profits

2025-11-11 01:19:15 UTC

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Appears so

2025-11-10 23:40:45 UTC

Validation can be nice
#note103g…5wqt

2025-11-07 00:25:05 UTC

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Do you run lightning.store? And if so, wtf BROSEPH

2025-11-06 23:16:00 UTC

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I made a template from this for no reason. Up for grabs
https://image.nostr.build/4ab7dc34b4ad080402d4231d35d69d3b80ed9e7e65df0f75719da1b16af98d18.jpg

2025-10-25 05:52:28 UTC

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Holy fucking shit 💦

2025-10-25 04:34:18 UTC

I brush my teeth to complete the shower

2025-10-20 17:24:04 UTC

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I know i know. Point is i am a moscow time increasement enjoyor. But i don’t watch the price and change my behavior or anything MENTAL like that
I just don’t get why people get happy when the thing they don’t have enough of gets more expensive. Seems dumb

2025-10-17 12:28:19 UTC

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He’s a whale bro. We gotta stack cheap sats. Not the same 😭
But with that said he’s still right bc any time is a good time to acquire bitcoin

2025-10-09 00:25:46 UTC

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The headline just cracks me up every time, idk why

2025-10-04 15:41:45 UTC

Nostriches should do wardle today. Someone will get a 1 👀
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2025-10-01 21:13:42 UTC

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I don’t got no grandpas left 😞

2025-10-01 04:52:36 UTC

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Yeah i’m into ngu
https://image.nostr.build/127405c7a022a4b6ab90128963db05754b28a6752c812c206f74774da1c24b74.jpg

2025-09-26 17:50:18 UTC

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TLDR tiddies = happiness

2025-09-26 16:28:41 UTC

My exact internal response to ~92% of the shit i see people post on the internet: https://media1.tenor.com/m/Hyaq-vSlLbgAAAAC/psycho-adam-sandler.gif

2025-09-25 23:55:22 UTC

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You know me 😮‍💨💦

2025-09-25 23:53:22 UTC

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Oh hell yeah. Me and wifu are too. It surprisingly doesn’t just happen. We were LIED to