noBody𓅦
no₿ody™ 🧱

Just had a little chat with my boy claude
Tldr
“Conscientious objectors can legally refuse military service on moral grounds, but that protection doesn’t extend to paying taxes — even though taxes fund the military. Courts draw a firm line between direct participation and indirect funding, prioritizing a uniform tax system over individual conscience. The philosophical argument that tax equals war complicity is logically coherent but legally rejected. This creates a strange paradox at the heart of liberal democracy: your conscience is protected when it’s visible and direct, but ignored when it’s structural and collective. Thinkers from Thoreau to modern anarchists have agreed — yes, that’s a genuine ethical contradiction.“
Basically the entire system is unethical. So pay your taxes anyway. Got it

2026-03-14 19:07:57 UTC

Start a bitcoin. Run a garden. Buy a node. Even in that order doesn’t have to be.
#nevent1q…8kdh

2026-03-09 17:01:13 UTC

😩
#nevent1q…q7xu

2026-01-31 23:30:16 UTC

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HELLO.
https://image.nostr.build/3d64b5c97723538bdf4f7e615213383c782b40b286b81a12160fd5652b9d9655.jpg

2026-01-31 07:49:58 UTC

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You’re super smart and stuff. So when you want to i’m sure you can

2026-01-26 05:09:39 UTC

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Shitcoiner in Chief™️, it is known

2025-12-08 17:42:05 UTC

Maybe

2025-11-07 00:25:05 UTC

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Do you run lightning.store? And if so, wtf BROSEPH

2025-09-25 23:52:07 UTC

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You guys trying??? 🫨🫨🫨👀🔥💦

2025-09-25 23:30:40 UTC

Excuse my lack of character assassinations on fellow bitcoiners. I just wanted to share this article. Haters will say it’s fake. Maybe
https://www.chickenfans.com/beautiful-black-chicken-breeds/

2025-09-25 18:04:44 UTC

This is crazy… it’s another one of those “good times to stack sats”
They just don’t stop!

2025-09-19 21:59:28 UTC

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Oh hell yeah

2025-09-19 21:43:21 UTC

Massive bigly breaking: i spent my whole entire stack o corn on this (and it was #worthit 💅 )
Thank you legends @npub1v0t…3m3e and @npub1gdu…6nak
Pics in reverse unboxing order bc #gfy
https://image.nostr.build/062069a44fcf7ad7a6dfdbfd2f19c4f65774b89b791f08f822749fd3fb558234.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/15e08d0a1f61e57331f92a8b77e079b853604680ab44a10b6a4134561c6a3328.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/d273769350eb26b6c1f03fed1db69232a7a3211a5ba092a0c26bc8472d59358f.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/c199b8e0864ee12a2e745424b91450e83f10cf115e2e1d6fc8fb588eeed1ed8b.jpg

2025-09-09 23:41:50 UTC

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The lack of help of any kind of response by everyone else is almost as disturbing

2025-09-09 23:34:29 UTC

The killing of Iryna Zarutska was just horrific and seemingly so random
Very sad and terrifying
Idk what the solution is
Probably not hatred and more violence though

2025-09-05 23:44:15 UTC

Stoked for my extra “special” edition from @npub1v0t…3m3e Soon™
Resell value will indubitably be MENTAL. Though i fucking won’t
https://image.nostr.build/53ea28726b660d78c49591d34b00c1ad7b9fdc98edd27b8522284b7b1e747314.jpg

2025-09-05 23:19:14 UTC

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Holy shit. You put shrimp on the barbie 🦘

2025-09-05 22:22:13 UTC

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Amazing 🤩

2025-09-04 19:14:33 UTC

What’s crazy is that if someone sees the same thing as you and has a different takeaway, neither of you is (most likely) stupid or necessarily even wrong
https://image.nostr.build/e914e4ad3110996fb652ec031ee5fa0bc467ac984113c27e6079e34f8dc12135.jpg

2025-09-04 05:44:42 UTC

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Respectfully very hard disagree

2025-09-03 23:28:12 UTC

This is the type of linguisticism that makes Guy the best guy for JRE, there is noh second best
Certainly not @npub15dq…lm5m 😮‍💨
#note1rcs…rp0f

2025-08-30 04:44:09 UTC

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Makes sense. Derek is known to be dangerous/violent. Especially if holding or near paper plates

2025-08-27 03:57:47 UTC

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Trchnically i did it with my wife on the plane. So i’ll count that

2025-08-26 23:15:01 UTC

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Sick air reply

2025-08-26 21:41:57 UTC

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Reasonable tbh

2025-08-26 21:30:37 UTC

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Oh SHIT https://media.tenor.com/M0E4NuwcHUYAAAAC/jay-z-bopping.gif

2025-08-26 21:15:06 UTC

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Noh it’s not

2025-08-26 18:22:30 UTC

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😭😭😭

2025-08-26 17:49:05 UTC

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True, always a chance of something like thag

2025-08-26 17:08:15 UTC

I feel like bitcoin leads a lot of people, dare i say everyone, to what i might call “false awakenings” (myself included)
“I’m right about this so i must be right about all this other stuff i believe”
Maybe you are, maybe you aren’t. Maybe it’s a mixed bag. Maybe stay humble and open-minded either way

2025-08-26 03:07:15 UTC

It be like this
https://image.nostr.build/2d1223ea010add685f7cfb66e4115e1dba7f097536fcd6239ddc7d0f36f05cb7.jpg

2025-08-25 23:48:46 UTC

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(too gud)

2025-08-25 20:56:50 UTC

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Ok but stack sats too

2025-08-25 20:55:59 UTC

Cheap sats mfers
https://image.nostr.build/d18bb8a6e121fe7046535979310bcb78e41fdf5377f9933ff2d7c429aebf0de7.jpg

2025-08-25 17:23:38 UTC

The 🐐 npub is probably @npub137g…fpat sorry everyone

2025-08-23 05:41:53 UTC

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I concur. Slow and steady wins the race

2025-08-22 23:28:39 UTC

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Idk what you’re asking

2025-08-22 17:26:59 UTC

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This is the whey. Their influencoor budget must be stopped. Even if that’s all that’s actually “wrong” with it. Which i don’t think it is but idk am tard

2025-08-16 01:46:49 UTC

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Very cool. Fyi i’m getting invalid lightning address when i try to zap you. Might need to remove the “lightning:” part?

2025-08-09 05:31:00 UTC

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LFG with a MF in there too. And goh.
Literal translation: LET’S FUCKING MOTHA FUCKING GOHHHHHHH

2025-08-07 05:20:48 UTC

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It’s true

2025-08-06 23:23:08 UTC

I still don’t know wtf #peatsr means

2025-08-01 21:05:56 UTC

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Holy shit! I thought it was fake at first. That’s awesome

2025-07-31 19:59:03 UTC

Do other people who use alby hub on start 9 have this issue, where periodically for no apparent reason you just can’t connect on your local network and your incoming zaps don’t work?
It seems like restarting my router works to fix both symptoms. But that’s pretty annoying, especially if i’m trying to use alby go remotely

2025-07-31 17:17:55 UTC

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Wat kind of @npub1ykd…5sw2 is this

2025-07-26 07:30:51 UTC

Got em lol
https://image.nostr.build/3cf092c5922fc20373323c902262924dfbf7fb96c77f19a9a9826510df7732a4.jpg

2025-07-25 23:08:06 UTC

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Sorry i mean i am a moscow time maximalist in the sense of i always wanna be stacking cold hard mf sats. So ngu (conventional) is not my favorite. I can see how that could be confusing

2025-07-25 21:59:47 UTC

The price of corn dropped a few percent below ath from 80k whole coins being smash sold
This seems way too bullish. I am not ready for the kind of ngu that could follow. Moscow time maxi

2025-07-17 20:44:28 UTC

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I love these animated charts you make 🔥

2025-07-14 23:56:37 UTC

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What the fuck 😂

2025-06-20 16:48:43 UTC

It’s crazy how ubiquitous ai has become recently
Feels like just yesterday people were throwing tons of sats at yegor on Xitter™️ for making them profile pics bc they had no idea how easy it was
And now any tard off the street can vibe code
Anyway. Stack sats not weird treasury stonks or anything like that. And definitely gfy

2025-06-14 23:09:14 UTC

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Fappid

2025-06-13 22:30:38 UTC

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👀🥹

2025-06-06 22:22:59 UTC

Legend/genius @npub1ykd…5sw2 has started a seed company. Like literal seeds 🌱👨‍🌾🫜
His site is live: seedvault.market

2025-05-31 06:51:39 UTC

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Technically not impossible 👀

2025-05-27 07:43:05 UTC

Gn. Gonna be a big week
https://image.nostr.build/ac64231fd9b6f3696e249cfe8671cca6cc02ef5251da9cd2b06e05285d929c43.jpg

2025-05-14 20:35:29 UTC

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Amazing 😎

2025-05-06 15:34:44 UTC

@npub1e30…mkwq you ok bro?

2025-02-06 23:22:37 UTC

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I respectfully don’t buy this argument. You never have to zap something, and you can “react” with a reply

2025-01-17 21:22:12 UTC

Legend/genius @npub1ykd…5sw2 will be on Why Are We Bullish? with @npub1rxy…hnp8 and friends this evening
Don’t miss it!

2025-01-09 22:56:00 UTC

I’m a polyester disrespector now btw
Get rid of that shit 🚮

2025-01-08 19:07:46 UTC

#tardstr take🌶️: Everyone should mine #bitcoin in a solo pool
I mean this literally. Everyone should mine bitcoin and should yolo their hash. Even (especially) muh #bitaxegang ✊

2024-12-30 23:04:23 UTC

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It’s pretty crazy. She’s also upside down

2024-12-18 20:13:04 UTC

New note strictly for repeated friendly reminder purposes 🖖🌽 https://image.nostr.build/3f17d5276a6bd09488028ef5300a176ea258caef9b31b04b259f03995740371b.jpg

2024-12-07 09:21:51 UTC

@npub1a2c…w83a o there’s a guy named Adam Taggart who’s pretty famous in normie finance world. He has a very boomerish mindset towards bitcoin, lost in the weeds of business/macro/stonks/TA/gold - aka the stuff you don’t need to spend much or any time thinking about once you realize staying humble and stacking sats works and is super easy
He’s had @npub1a2c…w83a on his show Thoughtful Money™️ a couple times and i was so hopeful she’d plant the orange seed, but he only wanted to talk macro. Literally gave her like one minute at the very end to mention #Bitcoin
It’s my dream (for some rrason) for him to have a dedicated #Bitcoin episode with lyn and maybe also @npub1s05…eyhe because a) they can both speak his language, b) he, his guests, and his audience woefully discount Bitcoin’s value, and c) it’s called Thoughtful Money ffs
One does not simply have a show called Thoughtful Money and not give Bitcoin the spotlight it deserves!
Lyn, please make it happen 🙏

2024-11-23 08:34:05 UTC

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This is on mute but wow she is a very gud dj

2024-11-07 21:08:13 UTC

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Oh man. I can’t enjoy stuff like this even if it’s technically funny. Too stressful 🫣

2024-11-04 20:44:57 UTC

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True… i think… but just saying, if i saw this without wards giving away that it’s a trans woman, i wouldn’t have thought twice

2024-10-25 08:54:32 UTC

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This meme claims that i might like a note but i would not do such a thing

2024-10-22 18:56:57 UTC

Price goes up, price goes down
You can’t explain that

2024-10-18 00:05:00 UTC

In my latest very dumb experiment, i’ve gotten a Xitter™️ account again. Firstly, gfy i’ll probably delete it soon. I have my reasons, gfy again.
Here are my initial thoughts:
1) the onboarding experience is terrible. You must curate your feed heavily, same as nostr just centralized and it shoves elon’s account in your face immediately lol
2) the algo is appalling. It makes you choose at least three interests while setting up an account. I think mine were finance, food, and nature… and then it shoved tiddies and public fights/people dying on camera in my face. I had to seek out bitcoiners to get any semblance of reason on my feed
3) it immediately locked my account twice and made me prove i was a human by entering a second email code (already did that initially) and solving a weird puzzle
4) i had to say “not interested in this” repeatedly on tiddies (despite not not being interested in tiddied. I’m civilized ffs) and war and street violence and politics, and all of those still pop up anyway
5) didn’t let me “be seen” or have dm’s until i interacted with the piece of shit timeline enough for its arbitrary and opaque liking
6) Xitter™️ still can’t distinguish what a degen vs a bitcoiner feed should look like, causing me to be exposed to dumbass shit like “alt season incoming, load your bags!!” in response to shit like dan held
7) no one engages when you don’t have a blue check and lots of followers. Again, no better than nostr in this regard - in fact it seems even worse
After these Seven™️ highly insightful insights that nobody could’ve known without me doing this, i have come to the conclusion that Nostr is better and look forward to it growing since we all know open protocols and interoperability WIN
The only way to make it sufferable is to have a group of friends already, or else you’ll probably become politically radicalized, addicted to tiddies, degenerate shitcoiner. This comes as no surprise to me, as the only reason i ever really used it back before it became Xitter™️ was to stack sats and shitpost with my friends on the Stackchain™️ (who so far don’t even know i’ve done this, because this is an experiment you fucks so don’t add me to tard chat or anything)
I’ll keep it open until i can no longer bear the Xittiness of it all, could be today or in a week or a month, i have no idea tbh
The only benefit seems to be that if used carefully you can see what’s going on out in “normie” land better than here… for now. I also can’t help but notice how many nostriches are still on there, but who am i to judge (nobody)
That’s all for now. Thanks for reading, dan

2024-10-17 03:38:37 UTC

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I think rook to G6 forces him into the corner and then rook all the way to F8 with bishop backup makes checkmate??? 🥴
I am a chess rookie and that was years ago. Now i’m a chess NOTHING. But i’m 86% sure i am correct

2024-08-21 07:52:49 UTC

#RageQuitAlert 🚨🚨🚨
My dad used to say this to try to minimize the sting of not getting what you want: “if we had eggs, we could make eggs and bacon - if we had bacon”
Well, i’m not sure who needs to hear this, but it could be all of us
Just because you and me and others see amazing potential in something does not mean it will come to fruition, especially not in the way(s) we expect
Bitcoin has already shown us this by going from for cypherpunks by cypherpunks, to being for everyone - including the “commies” and “normies” and “trannies” and “joos” and “suits” that some of you shit your pants over regularly as if that’s a healthy mentality. It’s still heading towards what i personally believe is its destiny, full-blown global money. So that’s cool. Could be wrong, but that’s my highest conviction in terms of any belief regarding the potentially distant future
BUT, and sorry but i’m just being honest here… i am not so sure about nostr. I’m not saying it’s due to the predominant topics of conversation or the onboarding flow or the funding structure for development or really anything in particular
But the truth is that this is a niche community on the internet. A very small niche where a lot of incredibly smart and talented people enjoy each other’s digital company and many build things together on this dynamic, incredible, open protocol. It has a lot of potential for sure… but stay humble, i guess that’s ultimately what i’m trying to say.
Think for yourself and be honest with yourself. Double check three times daily that your head’s not up your ass and you’re not in a small deadend cult-de-sac, and if in doing so you find that you are, genuinely assess whether you’re truly ok with that
Personally i’m not ok with that and right now i’m feeling like that’s sorta what’s going on here. I am certain the potential is real, and i hope the potential for the potential to be realized is high. I guess i just need a break!
So that’s what i’m gonna do. If history is any indication, i’ll be back shortly. But in this present moment i hope i can give myself more time this time. I’m a poor mfer living in obscenely expensive fiat world. I have to focus my energy on productivity for the sake of my wife and myself and the son and daughter i’ve been having visions of someday raising, and stop embracing diversions
My sincerest apologies for expressing such uncomfortable feelings. Don’t wanna harsh the vibe here any further. This is 99% a me-problem to be absolutely clear (probably comes through loud and clear huh 🤣)
Pura vida, gfy, and keep stacking those sats little by little mfers. Keep doing and building cool shit and realizing more of that potential day in and day out. I’m rooting for us, i promise
But for now… peace! 🖖🌽

2024-08-20 19:58:53 UTC

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One of my personal faves https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_79a0cf0362fc0192524df50a5c153f23bebfea7f1cae481f4d5ffd68e62aca1b.jpeg

2024-08-20 17:30:04 UTC

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That’s awfully Revolutionary seeming!

2024-08-20 15:54:57 UTC

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Oh h*ck yeah let’s fucking go

2024-08-20 06:36:58 UTC

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That was amazing. Thanks for sharing

2024-08-20 02:27:29 UTC

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All i can say is when i realized i had to refollow you due to my recent MASSACRE, i was like damn, gotta follow dawn again

2024-08-20 02:17:39 UTC

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Tbh whenever i have this discussion out in meatspace i don’t know how to explain very well why it’s bad. Everyone’s basicaly like “yeah we have no privacy, who cares. Nobody does”
I make my probably futile efforts because i don’t like the idea of someone getting richer off my data but yeah, sometimes i feel like i’m the dumb one trading off conveniences to make that very smol stand that may have no real impact on anything
#asknostr change my mind please? Or, teach me something? Idk, am tard

2024-08-20 01:53:07 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif

2024-08-20 01:47:19 UTC

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With no option to activate reactions right

2024-08-19 15:44:20 UTC

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I pretty much buy the idea that addiction is a type of disease, and there is an argument to be made that obesity is the product of addiction to sugar etc.
My faith in society remains consistent(ly low) ✊

2024-08-19 15:32:50 UTC

Gm 🌞
Try swishing some water prior to brushing your teeth next time. It just feels right!

2024-08-17 19:29:49 UTC

Kind of Blue

2024-08-16 21:35:31 UTC

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People who refuse to allow themselves to be humbled by neither bitcoin nor nostr
Pussies

2024-08-16 21:06:47 UTC

People who yolo’d dick-first into bitcoin in 2020
Not pussies #note19r9…tky3

2024-08-16 15:59:18 UTC

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Lol. But seriously you are orders of magnitude more likely to hit a pebble and eat shit while skating that to get attacked by a shark while surfing

2024-08-16 15:56:43 UTC

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Skating much more likely to create expensive medical bills though imo

2024-08-16 15:50:57 UTC

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Reminds me of the “right to jail” sketch 🤭🤭🤭
People who kill spiders instead of taking them outside
Pussies
People who try surfing once and then give up bc water went up their nose
Pussies
Monero people who make an alt account to troll bitcoiners instead of doing it from their regular dumbass npub
Pussies

2024-08-15 07:53:08 UTC

I did not know about this. The man lives up to his name you must admit 🧠
(also he’s not a former rapper anymore, new album is great) https://image.nostr.build/9157f1aef422b168c09ec287d21b26bd539d12ef1bc0d5eb97569078b759b31c.jpg

2024-08-14 18:33:51 UTC

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💯 gfy

2024-08-14 04:43:16 UTC

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Wait then who said this

2024-08-12 17:27:39 UTC

Monero is a niche use case crypto token. That description can apply to every other shitcoin
Bitcoin is an easily auditable, fixed supply monetary system that is grounded in physical reality and gives anyone in the world the ability to save and truly own their wealth outside of their local fiat currencies
But sure, i’m just a retard spouting taglines. Fuck off, monero trolls 🖕
I have no problem muting every single one of you so please share this with your fellow monero trolls and come at me

2024-08-12 06:34:22 UTC

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@npub1h8n…rpev for bitcoin audible 🙏^^

2024-08-10 21:51:57 UTC

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Sometimes i feel self conscious about how often i reply to you with this gif. But that shit’s funny gfy https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif

2024-08-09 16:40:16 UTC

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Checks out #note172j…kk4g

2024-08-09 15:37:07 UTC

Gm ladies and gentleplebs 🌞

2024-08-07 22:47:23 UTC

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Nice try FED