CrimeaRiver

Anarcho-Catholic

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2024-11-22 13:48:57 UTC

So my Amazon stock vested yesterday.
In 2024, I netted 97k in stock. I'll top out at around 300k
For the stupidest job ever. I tell grown adults "you can't do that" on the daily.

2024-11-21 18:49:53 UTC

I have an interview with a garbage hauler for an on road safety role.
Give me questions to ask.

2024-11-20 17:14:59 UTC

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Couldn't have happened to a better cunt

2024-11-20 17:13:11 UTC

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Before the interview?
I don't even know if I want to work for this company yet.

2024-11-20 17:07:11 UTC

So, a recruiter has set up an interview with a company that is looking to hire for an open role I'm a good fit for.
I haven't even talked to the company yet and they want references before the call.
I've never heard of this before. Is this how things are done these days? Seems sketchy.

2024-11-13 01:57:01 UTC

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Watch Vivek's interview with Tucker. He spells out how you can get rid of 80% of govt employees.
Chevron Deference being struck down requires that all statutes and rules created by agencies are null and void. We don't need the workers because they're no longer needed for rule making.
Voila! Gone 80% of the Federal workforce.

2024-11-13 01:51:56 UTC

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They don't prosecute if you're black. If you're white, you're in jail.

2024-11-11 22:58:46 UTC

Theory:
Harris Campaign spent the billion like a drunken sailor because they knew she wouldn't win, so they decided to blow it out.
Discuss.

2024-11-11 22:54:08 UTC

I'm in Charleston, SC for work.
I could get used to it here. It's really gorgeous
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/466/775/843/755/392/original/6054a8fcbc85c17d.jpg
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2024-09-30 14:31:21 UTC

Since the hurricane affected mostly white people in Appalachia, the news is silent because it doesn't involve blacks.

2024-09-27 18:26:36 UTC

Linda Carter sounds fucking old

2024-09-20 15:06:10 UTC

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In completely unrelated news, wood chippers are on sale at Home Depot

2024-09-18 16:03:12 UTC

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Sounds like a normal Saturday night for those blood-soaked monsters

2024-09-18 15:49:51 UTC

Any good job boards out there for non tech people like me? Fleet and industrial safety professional.

2024-09-17 15:33:52 UTC

Looks like Amazon will be downsizing.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/153/620/734/491/398/original/ef325c209ee27311.jpg

2024-09-11 13:13:28 UTC

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Based on last night, Harris has M5M cover and can commit lawfare at will. So it'll be Harris.

2024-09-10 17:07:59 UTC

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I don't want to fight. I just want peace.
If not opening up and sharing anything gets me that peace, silence it is.

2024-09-10 17:03:11 UTC

My wife and I had an argument today. I was opening up (as she wants me to do) about how I miss my kids being toddlers, and how it makes me really sad that I feel like I missed their growing up.
She snorts and says: "you were never around, always working" and that I'm delusional for feeling how I felt.
I called her out. Said I wasn't interested in opening up anymore, given her response.
She replied by saying that I "misinterpreted" what she said.
I'm being gaslit.

2024-09-02 23:09:35 UTC

Can we all agree that Harris is not only a terrible person, but a terrible candidate?

2024-08-31 11:39:21 UTC

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probably

2024-08-31 10:58:18 UTC

Trump finally coming out on Amendment 4 in FL is a good thing.
Big Baby forced him to do it
But Big Baby not voting (and encouraging others to not vote for Trump) is fucking stupid if you're against abortion.
Big Baby never had a plan for when Roe was overturned, and now they're getting killed on a state by state basis.
Makes me think they never wanted Roe overturned.

2024-08-29 14:10:59 UTC

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Always has been

2024-08-27 16:52:47 UTC

So, my personal life is in shambles. But I've got a first draft of my book, as generated by a large language model.
It currently stands at 87 pages, 8.5x11
There's some fluff in there, for sure, because the LLM has these canned phrases it uses. But it came up with some good content I can build on.
I'll have a final draft by Thanksgiving.

2024-08-27 12:36:25 UTC

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240v at 60 amps coming in?
Things are about to get pretty hot.

2024-08-27 12:35:29 UTC

My wife finally came out and said it:
I'm merely a paycheck for her and the kids to enjoy their lives.
Tennis lessons? Check.
Sailing lessons? Check.
Private Catholic schools? Check.
Three cars, then four when my son is of age? Check.
We aren't even roommates anymore.
What's the over/under on my eating a bullet in the next two years?
I'm worth more dead than alive, based in those criteria.

2024-08-26 19:39:53 UTC

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I've only been at it for a day and I'm already at 11,500 words.
And the AI internal to Amazon is actually pretty good.
Once I get to around 40,000 words and have the content I want, I'll edit for tone and add in stories/pull outs, etc and send it to print.

2024-08-26 19:07:49 UTC

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Yeah, so my revenue streams will be:
Speaking fees
Consulting services
Safety Leadrship Training (remote, self-guided and in-person)
Safety Audits

2024-08-26 18:16:46 UTC

I found my exit strategy.
So I am a safety engineer for Amazon. I haaaaate what I do, and I'd rather do safety consulting.
I joined Tom Woods school of life and gotten into an accountability group to help keep me on track.
One of the tasks suggested to me was writing a book and going on a speaking tour to safety conferences.
Amazon has a generative AI tool that makes writing sooooo much easier. I'm going to pump out 150 pages of content in about a month (including editing). Solid stuff.

2024-08-25 21:20:04 UTC

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I work for Amazon in a pretty low level job.
But it is a role where I had to sign a bunch of things. I'll have to check.
Thing is, the roles I'm applying for are consulting gigs, so I dont think there's a competition threat

2024-08-25 20:59:25 UTC

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That's a paycheck or two.
Free money.

2024-08-25 20:58:55 UTC

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Well, haven't got it yet.
But I'm seeing if I could double-dip for a while.

2024-08-25 20:56:37 UTC

How long do you think my company would pay me after I get another job?
I'm in the market for another job, and have been getting the question: when can you start?
My idea would be to attend as many team meetings and 1:1s (which are essentially my only visible duties), while starting at my new firm.
How long do you think it would take for my old company to notice?

2024-08-23 11:13:56 UTC

What the fuck is this? A father without patience is a monster and a tyrant:
https://x.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/1826832439437656513

2024-08-16 14:14:25 UTC

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It reminds me that nothing I've ever done, or will do will be remembered.
Even by my immediate family.
They will have vague memories of me being silent and stoic, or quietly angry for no apparent reason.

2024-08-16 14:04:02 UTC

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Can't divorce. Can't have sex. Just a cash machine.
This is my life.

2024-08-16 14:00:04 UTC

Basically, my wife just admitted that I'm really just a cash machine for the activities she wants us to do.
And we are going on 7 years without sex.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/972/056/071/393/163/original/7daeacb698da9a10.jpg

2024-08-10 16:19:20 UTC

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Lesbians have zero perspective. They have no male representative in their lives to temper the emotional frenzies they experience.
My niece is this way, and her ideas of governance are just....silly. Because she has no children, and no male partner, she's all in on protection

2024-08-04 11:05:22 UTC

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I'm hoping they have no qualms about providing a quick method for the animals to go meet Allah

2024-08-01 13:47:48 UTC

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Reminds me of Bill Gates being deposed

2024-06-06 12:30:58 UTC

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Yes. Move to Costa Rica with me.

2024-05-06 20:18:33 UTC

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Trash Pandas Untie!