marky
Marky

Why does Amazon always leave packages on the right side of your front door? This means you have to open the door and walk around it trying to get the package rather than opening the door and just grabbing it.

2025-11-08 15:26:28 UTC

All I want for Christmas is more vram.

2025-10-29 14:57:11 UTC

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Which is strange as many times it flat out plagiarizes it.

2025-10-27 13:50:14 UTC

Was Training Day Denzel's best role?

2025-10-24 04:23:18 UTC

Typical US family health premiums
1999: $6k
2003: $9k
2007: $12k
2011: $15k
2015: $18k
2019: $21k
2023: $24k
2025: $27k

2025-09-10 21:18:59 UTC

Just got an oil change, it was about 30% more expensive than the last one. Wonder why.

2025-09-04 22:15:10 UTC

Why does everyone hate on Wild Wild West, I thought it was a fun goofy movie. Have you seen the garbage Hollywood is putting out now?

2025-08-29 18:39:02 UTC

Gladiator is one of my favorite movies, it really sucks Gladiator II was such a train wreck. I was so excited when I heard it was in development. As much of an asshole Russell Crowe is in real life, he does command an audience on screen.

2025-08-25 14:58:10 UTC

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2025-08-24 21:04:22 UTC

Apple patched a zero-day vulnerability across all platforms. Update your devices to stay secure! 🛡️
https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2025/08/all-apple-users-should-update-after-company-patches-zero-day-vulnerability-in-all-platforms

2025-08-23 21:04:11 UTC

Someone stole my credit card yesterday, I didn't report it though as they spend less than my wife.

2025-08-23 11:35:28 UTC

If you bought NVDA shares instead of a 1080ti at launch you would have $47,000 today.

2025-08-04 04:34:18 UTC

Rockstar games will require uploading photo id to their servers to play GTA6

2025-07-04 18:44:39 UTC

Microsoft lays off 9000 and files for 5000 H1B visa to hire from India.

2025-06-21 03:16:30 UTC

Coinmarketcap hacked
https://image.nostr.build/7a15b96812e36cdefa2aaa754632c9b34355debf01f76a1a30e5709475d5300c.jpg

2025-06-05 21:26:11 UTC

BREAKING: Vladimir Putin has offered to negotiate a peace deal between President Trump and Elon Musk

2025-06-04 06:44:37 UTC

Why is pardoning Diddy even on the table?

2025-05-31 00:09:13 UTC

All this talk of chicken and tacos making me hungry.

2025-05-28 21:16:20 UTC

I broke down and watched A Minecraft Movie and I’m regretting my life choices.

2025-05-19 00:54:56 UTC

I accidentally swallowed scrabble tiles. I think my next trip to the bathroom might spell disaster.

2025-05-15 17:06:14 UTC

Last of us should have quit at season 1

2025-05-08 17:28:06 UTC

Is MAGA complaining the pope election was rigged and he won yet?

2024-10-12 21:31:30 UTC

Craig Wright has filed a £911 BILLION claim against #Bitcoin Core for the “wrongful passing off of BTC as Bitcoin”

2024-10-10 19:56:35 UTC

Mt. Gox extends repayment deadline by one year to October 2025

2024-10-09 03:06:39 UTC

What a waste of time watching the #HBO #bitcoin special. Can't say I'm surprised.

2024-10-08 23:52:26 UTC

Imagine if #hbo announces Satoshi is Craig Wright tonight. #bitcoin #darkesttimeline

2024-10-08 13:21:16 UTC

Supreme Court Allows the US to Sell 69,370 Seized Silk Road Bitcoin

2024-10-06 22:41:49 UTC

GEICO is Terminating Insurance Coverage of #Tesla #Cybertrucks, Says “This Type of Vehicle Doesn't Meet Our Underwriting Guidelines”

https://www.torquenews.com/11826/geico-terminating-insurance-coverage-tesla-cybertrucks-says-type-vehicle-doesnt-meet-our/

2024-10-06 13:38:12 UTC

Bleeding edge #google #Chrome Canary just killed uBlock Origin and other V2 manifest ad blockers.
Even the NSA recommends running an ad blocker.

2024-09-26 23:14:20 UTC

Binance founder ‘CZ’ leaves prison on Friday—along with his $60 billion fortune
https://fortune.com/crypto/2024/09/26/cz-changpeng-zhao-crypto-release-date-binance-founder/

2024-09-25 10:27:23 UTC

I made a mix tape for hiking, a little Emenim, Cranberries, and Peanut. I call it my Trail Mix.

2024-09-20 17:57:32 UTC

Speech is free until you offend someone, amirite?

2024-09-17 16:14:02 UTC

What movie have you watched over ten times?

2024-09-11 19:09:23 UTC

As a big Firefly fan, it took me around to get to watching The Rookie, not really my scene. It is surprisingly good though.
One of my favorite scenes, funny af and the camera work makes it even better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAAW4gm0iNA

2024-09-11 04:13:03 UTC

#Ford Seeks Patent for Software That Records Your Conversations to Serve You Ads
https://gizmodo.com/ford-seeks-patent-for-software-that-records-your-conversations-to-serve-you-ads-2000497099
The fact that there is zero regulation on minimum level of privacy is the real crime.

2024-09-06 04:39:31 UTC

You know Cleopatra lived closer in time to the iPhone than the construction of the pyramids?

2024-09-06 03:25:49 UTC

Japan cutting #crypto tax rate from 55% to 20%.
#cryptonews
https://cryptodnes.bg/en/japan-to-cut-crypto-tax-rate-from-55-to-20/

2024-09-04 19:10:21 UTC

https://img.inleo.io/DQmYAZJUkrFBKNTt9kRLjP6gzRBdQwBMFgJ1P5PuHZzGJp4/image.png

2024-09-02 19:09:52 UTC

#Microsoft assures users that having the choice to uninstall Recall was a bug, and not a feature.
https://www.theverge.com/2024/9/2/24233992/microsoft-recall-windows-11-uninstall-feature-bug
#doevil

2024-08-30 17:00:48 UTC

Give me a meme about how you feel things are going right now.
I'll start.
https://img.inleo.io/DQmTeesBNCRLBYcSeJ8wV1GpQiaCzdFY1W7Fh45Hk5CBt3n/image.png

2024-08-30 16:07:40 UTC

If you haven’t watched Suits, you need to fix that soon.

2024-08-29 20:37:50 UTC

What are the top 87 things you like about Nostr?

2024-08-28 03:01:27 UTC

Finally got around to watching Idiocracy, is this really our future? With the way things are going it seems likely.

2024-08-23 03:05:38 UTC

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

2024-08-20 04:29:05 UTC

Malaysian Police Steamroll 985 Bitcoin Miners Again in Power Theft Crackdown
https://img.inleo.io/DQmPwB9HFtL85bi2M4zMZ1Ln7dXrFkSQjdAPEHa2eaNHzd9/image.png

2024-08-06 18:49:56 UTC

Elon is mad companies don't want to advertise on X and is suing them for boycotting advertising on X. #LOL
https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/6/24214536/x-elon-musk-antitrust-lawsuit-advertisers-boycott

2024-08-06 08:12:27 UTC

Rumors are circulating that Half Life 3 is really going to happen.
https://www.eurogamer.net/more-evidence-of-fully-fledged-half-life-game-revealed-by-valve-dataminer

2024-07-29 06:51:32 UTC

'I fell asleep listening to him': Trump Bitcoin speech attendees say he was 'embarrassing'
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-rambling-embarrassing-bitcoin-speech-attendees/

2024-07-29 01:59:40 UTC

Cryptominer with palm-sized $179 ASIC hits the jackpot with $206,000 in Bitcoins
https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/cryptomining/cryptominer-with-palm-sized-dollar179-asic-hits-the-jackpot-with-dollar206000-in-bitcoins

2024-07-27 18:53:37 UTC

Automakers Sold Driver Data To Insurance Companies For Next To Nothing
https://jalopnik.com/automakers-sold-driver-data-to-insurance-companies-for-1851606587

2024-07-25 22:12:38 UTC

Watching Wolverine and Deadpool getting rekt eating hot wings is pretty damn funny.
https://youtu.be/DLEL6i0YmkY?si=eQU24BoYyM8AhFSP

2024-07-24 16:40:20 UTC

This has to be one of the most pathetic things I've heard. #cloudstrike offers $10 uber eats gift card to say sorry for the major outage affecting millions of computers.
https://techcrunch.com/2024/07/24/crowdstrike-offers-a-10-apology-gift-card-to-say-sorry-for-outage/

2024-07-23 17:48:20 UTC

Former Rockstar Dev Warns To Lower Your Expectations for #GTA6
https://screenrant.com/rockstar-dev-lower-gta-6-expectations/

2024-07-22 11:35:40 UTC

So bizarre, #China passes law where all rare earth materials used for #semiconductors are now state owned.
https://www.extremetech.com/computing/china-all-rare-earth-materials-are-now-state-owned

2024-07-16 20:44:25 UTC

If you go to Craig Wright's home page (like why would you ever do this right?) he clearly states he isn't Satoshi. #bitcoin
https://img.inleo.io/DQmWTbiKNmrAvLCDh9MZ81ueqNcY156wCwXQK7o4GkWcjVA/image.png

2024-07-16 15:51:14 UTC

It's happening.
https://images.hive.blog/0x0/https://img.inleo.io/DQmZzFtV8kN1XYyNmFPnCpBWsgAnmvAU6gqxerG6AHHz2tW/image.png

2024-07-12 13:02:50 UTC

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2024-06-23 23:00:22 UTC

I picked up a 10Gbe network cards, they didn't include a full height bracket to properly mount it. So I 3D printed one.
https://img.inleo.io/DQmeWfNnRDtAqqgvN8vzhr3VNtRwmxKLN7md1AszswST2ut/0F839274-DC94-4EB4-ABB5-83C9624CB6C1.jpg

2024-06-23 02:15:41 UTC

My grandmother asked if I was voting for Trump, Biden, or this Hawk Tuah guy in 2024.
I really don't have the heart to tell her.

2024-06-15 04:45:18 UTC

We are truly in the darkest timeline when a random homeless person would be better than any of the presidential candidates we get offered.

2024-06-13 13:05:50 UTC

How is @RobinhoodApp still in business?

2024-06-07 20:56:32 UTC

Game Stop stock (GME) was halted 17 times today because of a YouTube live stream.
Welcome to the circus!

2024-06-05 17:27:30 UTC

McDonald's loses EU trademark for chicken Big Macs
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp00jj7ze3qo

2024-05-29 17:59:58 UTC

Tip culture is the death of a thousand swipes.

2024-05-29 10:55:01 UTC

Is #harrypotter just #starwars with sucky life sabers?
https://youtube.com/shorts/b675YYkUBuA?si=PMeYYBN37IJDHQAt

2024-05-28 11:58:10 UTC

How many hours of music do you listen to daily?

2024-05-24 00:32:51 UTC

US SEC approves exchange applications to list spot ether ETFs
https://www.reuters.com/technology/us-sec-approves-exchange-applications-list-spot-ether-etfs-2024-05-23/

2024-05-20 17:55:07 UTC

AppleTV+ Wants to Pay Actors Based on How Many People Watch Their Movies
https://gizmodo.com/appletv-wants-to-pay-actors-based-on-how-many-people-w-1851474430

2024-05-20 17:15:17 UTC

blocking the no tip option...
https://img.inleo.io/DQmcpygLnubiA3BzGTwdgFMCrfpU6zgKJwskKgoVW9uojCD/image.png

2024-05-18 04:29:07 UTC

Did you know it was technically possible for the samurai to fax Abraham Lincoln based on the historic timeline?

2024-05-16 10:46:33 UTC

Exxon Mobil is suing its shareholders to silence them about global warming
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/column-exxon-mobil-suing-shareholders-100046384.html

2024-05-14 20:26:35 UTC

I so hope the #NYSE goes forward with 24 hour trading.

2024-05-13 05:09:17 UTC

Just watched Baby Raindeer on #netflix, much regret.

2024-05-09 17:48:54 UTC

Are you playing Hades II? If so, we can be friends.

2024-05-07 23:37:54 UTC

When you use your key fob to lock your car doors, how many times do you press lock?

2024-05-07 03:37:40 UTC

Why is it that your nose runs but your feet smell?

2024-05-02 02:06:39 UTC

I ordered something from Barnes and Noble and within two days I have received 6-7 emails regarding the order and two push notifications from the UPS app. So much needless noise which I am sure isn’t even over yet.

2024-04-30 13:14:25 UTC

https://img.inleo.io/DQmXiXyepdyxyUuJmJqD631sc6R26hfxx3ydKHfr1XMca7Z/image.png

2024-04-30 11:51:01 UTC

I never understood the John Wick economy. An assassination, hiding a body, a whiskey, a fine meal, a hotel stay all cost the same, one coin.

2024-04-30 10:42:36 UTC

If you know pop culture, have an actual sense of humor, I recommend checking out the show Community.
#sixseasonsandamovie

2024-04-30 00:06:59 UTC

do conjoined twins pay for one or two tickets to movies?

2024-04-04 01:07:38 UTC

A judge freezed $7.6M worth of assets from self proclaimed Satoshi (Craig Wright) which would have been impossible if they were in the product (#Bitcoin) he claims to have invented.

2023-11-15 13:23:19 UTC

#Google pays #Apple $18,000,000,000/yr to be the default search engine on the iPhone as well as 36% of their search revenue when they use Safari to search.

2023-08-03 01:10:32 UTC

Am I going to hell if this made me laugh?
https://images.hive.blog/DQmUqcfF7fjpkuVP3hUC4GG5njx3e7NotYyLgR2L2v7zdEk/image.png