Hot Dog Water, roiling

Groove is in the heart, tone is in the hands.
I am an R-T-S-T. I do not use AI.
Artificial Intelligence is just another drug addiction.

I make graphic art, instrumental dirt rock, and harmonica hot dogs. If you have candy, I will share.
Swearing is caring.
Very pointy.

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2026-05-28 20:54:40 UTC

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@nprofile…ytts
"Smile-More" forced labor.
Starbucks is wunna those things most humans have determined should exist no matter how much they profess to hate going in every. Fucking. Day. Sometimes thrice.
They can absolutely be closed for good by the same people.
Coffee tastes better when you support a local business.
Starbucks cups make your hand look like it's holding a politician's dick to me. No matter what's written on them.

2026-05-18 15:51:59 UTC

Dear World Leaders who think you're worth a shit,
They renamed it Department of War because the fucking Christians of America plan to recolonize the entire world and, through their new Crusade, convert everyone to worshipping their favorite sick bedtime story about a drunk uncle raping a girl named Mary and telling her he was a g-g-g-ghost.
The Department of War is coming for you. You are not the ally you were and are naive, brazen, or stupid to think it won't be aimed at you.
Cowards.
-HDW

2026-04-19 08:44:39 UTC

I've done about 25 of these mini-pics this week. They're homegrown giclee prints with hand-painted frames on 4x4 wrapped canvases. I've painted the frame design around all sides, finishing the illusion. I'm calling them Giclets. Like the printing style of the prints (giclee'), and they're like bite-sized pieces of candy. 😁
Oh, and I printed and pressed about 24 shirts with the Tucson skull design today, too.
I am open to commission requests if you dig silly things done well.
#art #tucson
https://files.mstdn.plus/media_attachments/files/116/430/424/281/471/260/original/bc7146db8ffce850.jpeg

2026-04-09 01:08:30 UTC

I've just had 2 avocados, the first in about a year, and I didn't consider my selfish extravagance. Are the billionaires okay?

2026-04-05 19:29:34 UTC

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@nprofile…atyf
Don't let him wash your feet when he's all pon farry though. Check his pupils.

2026-04-05 18:23:18 UTC

"WARNING! Bad language. Oh, and also nuclear war. But, reeeeally sorry about the f-word."
Fuck my life with this puritan bullshit.

2026-04-01 02:07:00 UTC

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@nprofile…926n
Your dank home for Dungeon Synth and Goblincore.
Be sure to check out the new release from Arthur vs Guinevere 'You Are in a Forest. The Path Splits West and North. Which Do You Choose?' The follow-up to their smash debut 'Stoned'.

2026-03-25 17:40:57 UTC

Who keeps forgetting that Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook was originally a date-rape yearbook of his school.
Why did anyone think his impulses are about anything but violation and control?
Of course he mind-raped children with his website. He got their grandparents, too.
His whole life is a violation of decency.

2026-03-05 16:08:18 UTC

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@nprofile…q7wj
I imagine this is exactly how that alcoholic crusading bimbo, Peter Hegseth, gets his dates.

2026-02-28 17:59:35 UTC

We are the makers.
Of fun stuff. 🥸
And we can make stuff for you.
Lots of different stuff.
We are humans making in a world of fakes. Please boost. 👍
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2026-02-28 16:53:00 UTC

The globalized rape-Nazi leaders of Israel and America who constantly threaten to save women everywhere, bombed a girls' school first. How fucking on-point.

2026-02-28 08:41:40 UTC

Every 'military' operation has a name now that sounds like an energy drink for alcoholic TV hosts.

2026-01-24 21:22:37 UTC

When can we expect the Protect and Serve contingent of our tax dollars to arrest these violent masked cartel members who are wantonly slaughtering citizens in their streets?

2025-12-17 20:34:19 UTC

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@nprofile…d9d3
What kind of dainty beta boys even grind their coffee beans? Real tactical champions of breakfast beverage domination chew the beans and swish them around in dip spit to get a buzz. Anything less is girlpants.
That company is a joke.

2025-07-30 21:54:18 UTC

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@nprofile…qz4x
I'm willing to teach Delta all about my unwavering position on the phrase "twelve dollars and whatever is in my left hand to get to Tulsa."
But, then why would I wanna fly Delta at all now?
But, but, then why do I even wanna fly?
Every dummy with enough money is always going to pay the price to get home, and not care how it was determined. Delta said it out loud because the airlines know their brand of consumer hostages.

2025-04-28 15:39:20 UTC

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@nprofile…wuyc
"Cherished". Like he's a traveling salesman wrapped in polyester trying to convince a local lady back to his room with just a pinch of sappy dazzle so he can have his way.
Fuckin' elephant asshole-mouthed thug.
Canada should press down like a boot.

2025-03-30 23:00:52 UTC

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@nprofile…eqw3
Scientists in America have been made as meaningless as firefighters in a fishtank.

2025-03-30 15:47:39 UTC

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@nprofile…p703
The White Power club has convinced generations of opposition that not-voting is as good as a vote. And I have fought with so many dummies over the years about their programming. You vote for everything every time or you're a speedbump.
The Left and whatever makes it, is not any smarter.

2025-03-29 04:22:21 UTC

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@nprofile…c29r
That tiny boy reduced entire lives of REAL work, to a "ruckus".
I hope his guts get sucked out the shitter of his child-sized plane.

2025-03-17 20:26:13 UTC

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@nprofile…c29r
Truth!
Though I meant cutesy punkass name. 😁
Like Barbie Boys.

2025-03-17 18:21:13 UTC

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@nprofile…c29r
Rubber Doll Battle Brides
Not sure what to call the rubber boys like Gaetz and Hegseth.

2025-02-26 21:41:56 UTC

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@nprofile…fynq
Psst.
Our FBI honcho sells a bitchin' supp to detox that marxist commie lib poison outta you, bro!
Got a sweet natural ED tab from Brazil called DongerLonger he swears by.
Use code: COLDSOFTKASH to save an inch on shipping.

2024-03-12 21:35:29 UTC

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@npub1typ…c8hh
It’s cartoony. 👍

2023-11-15 01:12:55 UTC

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@npub1lzz…jhl3
His age doesn't really matter as long as the people behind him can establish their autocracy in his name. He's just the right branding for them to get there.

2023-09-16 18:07:05 UTC

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@npub189n…satx
Jesus Christ, it just hit me. He's Brad fucking Wesley.
Ken Paxton reminds me of Ben Gazzara as Brad Wesley in Road House. Same fucking hair, impudence and white entitlement.

2023-09-16 17:58:38 UTC

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@npub189n…satx
It's Texas.
A more wretched hive of government mobsters and pussy-ass, shiny-booted, poncy-truck-driving, horse-fuckers there ain't.
Hope someone's keepin' one working eye on Ken after this. He's gonna feel indestructible, and he's gonna make Texans pay.

2023-09-16 17:52:31 UTC

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@npub1te6…zc4l
There is something to be said about the satisfying feeling of completion from that last separated glug. 👍
Makes you feel like the rest of the day is cake. 😄

2023-09-12 22:08:27 UTC

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@npub1l54…3lye
I'm willing to bet a $15 jar of Miracle Whip that this recipe, after being conjured in certified kitchens of horror, broke at least 13 families apart without hope of reunification between 1972 and 1985.

2023-08-29 15:56:59 UTC

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@npub19fc…ay3c
If you ask any Trumper, they will still tell you he is going to make us all rich, the same way he is.
No one understands they're poor because someone else already took their share.

2023-08-14 18:57:16 UTC

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@npub17hz…cj9z
Yeah. Get it.
https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/Product/VariationDetails/184114?o=4
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2023-08-05 19:56:34 UTC

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@npub1a4e…0hum
I told him to take better care of himself, but he wouldn't listen.

2023-05-18 20:03:01 UTC

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@npub1jup…77gr
So CNN want to boost the same fascism as FOX, just to a more socially respectable, wealthier, and much better dressed kind of fascist.
They want the mid-wealthy, mostly-white, QUIET closet fascists making a hundred-grand or more to watch their version of reality, and ads. Not the old frumps living on pre-spent retirement, or the broke-ass yokel welfare base that Republicans created that then built-up FOX and MAGA.
Those folks aren't growth.