CryptoCloaks
CryptoCloaks™

Building in the Bitcoin Space since 2017.
3D Printing, Metal and YOLO Hashing.
Made in the good ole' US of A!

Find everything below!
https://linktr.ee/CryptoCloaks

Public Key

npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj

NIP-05 Address

cryptocloaks@primal.net

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2026-09-08 23:00:31 UTC

Give the Jade Plus a little armor. The Squish Case starts at $6.99.
https://blossom.primal.net/004bf92fb910333e7883ead3d15c903cb9f2a4326aea654d3aed7368ed6bfd6d.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/blockstream-jade-plus-squish-case/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=daily-product-2026-09-08&utm_content=405-evening

2026-09-07 16:20:51 UTC

83/∞
https://blossom.primal.net/994880f15ee11fae87a2bc97fdcfd843ac4ad1cfc1eb52ac10035961fe509afd.png

2026-09-01 23:33:05 UTC

The weird internet came back and this time the tip jar speaks Bitcoin.

2026-08-31 15:17:04 UTC

80/∞
https://blossom.primal.net/f241f5d82ac2f87347e033d03f3fc0e480ba41d6daa68d2109f4f82c5bc06da4.png

2026-08-31 01:51:55 UTC

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It really does.

2026-08-31 00:01:42 UTC

21 sats from a stranger feels more real than 2100 algorithm impressions.

2026-08-30 18:21:51 UTC

Bad ideas die faster on a workbench than they do in a meeting.

2026-08-30 15:02:02 UTC

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That lazy bastard 😂

2026-08-30 02:50:52 UTC

Money should work nights and weekends
Bitcoin does

2026-08-30 00:50:51 UTC

Another block lands whether the bank is open or not.

2026-08-28 22:15:47 UTC

When you look for a water fountain and they are like $300 for even small ones so you buy some pots for dirt cheap and pump and start designing the top portion. All in all $50 so far.
https://blossom.primal.net/fb119947cefea8e906681fa7f65bb2a2cfd2cdd60a0a3b5b905434cab817af35.jpg

2026-08-28 16:03:49 UTC

We’ve got Thor P2s in stock and ready to ship 👀🤘
Up to 10 TH/s, three power modes, Ethernet + WiFi, a full-size 120mm cooling setup, and the 240W PSU included.
$449:
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/hammer-miner-thor-p2-bitcoin-miner/
https://blossom.primal.net/7f3e1f930cb8b73abc607189090b6e24f999a99f2f0034a058bb4788a84659e7.png

2026-08-27 23:41:28 UTC

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Oh I’m talking Bitcoin 😂 poor choice of words

2026-08-27 21:50:35 UTC

There is something deeply honest about getting paid in money nobody can print.

2026-08-27 14:52:39 UTC

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This is the way 🤘

2026-08-26 23:00:08 UTC

Seed phrase, meet steel washers. Blockmit Washer Jigs start at $5.00. 🔨
https://blossom.primal.net/906a0745718e95f2532137dba5ada182b08e31578b1211a05621c7869f6314c9.png
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/blockmitjig/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=daily-product-2026-08-26&utm_content=308-evening

2026-08-26 20:20:50 UTC

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OHHHHHH purple for Nostr 💜🤘

2026-08-26 19:20:40 UTC

Stamped steel doesnt need a password reset email
Thats the kind of boring I like

2026-08-26 19:02:45 UTC

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AI is changing everything. These memes still suck ass 😂

2026-08-26 14:22:29 UTC

75/∞
https://blossom.primal.net/3bf8139e6a8fd4216e7cfe5545e9c2a772c3769b76c94fab91b7f8d800a7ccd4.png

2026-08-24 13:45:52 UTC

GM builders and everyone supporting the circular Bitcoin economy. Legends.
https://blossom.primal.net/38ad24a320910947a23a6e76830090d38bd353d093f543855cdcf8e1ae40342a.jpg

2026-08-24 03:32:00 UTC

If one company can delete your voice it was never yours.

2026-08-23 23:51:05 UTC

A sat does not care which side of a border the work happened on.

2026-08-23 19:41:08 UTC

Bitcoin turns electricity into money without asking where you went to school.

2026-08-23 17:51:19 UTC

Sunday shop is cold coffee and labels everywhere
Wouldnt trade it for the old life

2026-08-22 19:41:05 UTC

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Thats a damn good idea 🤘

2026-08-22 16:35:31 UTC

This Bitcoin Grenade Holds Your Drink
Shop cup holder or desk cup holder?
Built in the CryptoCloaks shop.
https://blossom.primal.net/3beedc6b3387f75f7b3d949cfc242cd60a3a3dcd8d720f7e0fe58e8d2e6c33e5.mp4
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=built-in-shop-video-2026-08-22&utm_content=library-grenade-can-holder-use-v2

2026-08-22 02:53:11 UTC

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You got it 🤘

2026-08-22 02:21:46 UTC

Bull market or bear market the printers still need feeding.

2026-08-22 01:48:02 UTC

You guys, I'm good at 3D printing and design, I'm not good at soldering on hardware. This was not a secret

2026-08-22 00:42:14 UTC

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😂😂

2026-08-22 00:32:10 UTC

Bitcoin does not need to know who you are before it works.

2026-08-21 23:16:32 UTC

Update: I killed it hammering in solderless header and broke the main chip on the pi zero... Good job Rick... Time to buy another Pi... Well I'm excited. Finally get to build one of these after helping bitcoinbutlers on getting these out in the wild. Premium AF.
https://blossom.primal.net/7c31f7183191c38fd932ffc2c830538c0108a63ddf3242c91462f52dc87b25a6.jpg

2026-08-21 23:02:28 UTC

You can tell Nostr is still alive because nobody agrees on what it should become.

2026-08-21 22:03:59 UTC

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Yep thats the tiny Pi Zero style camera. This case is made for the standard Pi camera so that one wont fit.

2026-08-21 16:27:40 UTC

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Hell yeah 🙌 now you're gonna want another one 😂

2026-08-21 15:03:02 UTC

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I run Bambu P1Ps in the shop. Absolute workhorses. I’d buy Bambu again without thinking twice.

2026-08-20 22:41:27 UTC

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It fits the standard Pi Camera Module. If you mean one of the tiny Pi Zero cameras I need the exact module number before I say yes.

2026-08-20 19:41:37 UTC

A rough thought can earn sats here before anybody polishes the life out of it.

2026-08-20 00:11:31 UTC

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Cash wasnt perfect but nobody needed permission to hand you 20 bucks

2026-08-19 17:51:23 UTC

Cash had freedom but no internet
Bitcoin fixed that

2026-08-19 00:15:58 UTC

To everyone who gave suggestions thank you. Got this one as a test and love it. Perfect size and sharp as hell. Kershaw Cinder ftw Favorite, very small and light pocket knife. GO
https://blossom.primal.net/e904a1c81c1135b50402af8ce6c45c29d3856fc06b06344d0491874579e0dd81.jpg

2026-08-16 15:00:07 UTC

The Little Hodler brought a grenade and beanie. This limited shop figure is $19.99.
https://blossom.primal.net/56f18513d750b41a439c3c149131b59299f4477be46e480ec07856ce1538a34e.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/cryptocloaks-little-nade-hodler/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=daily-product-2026-08-16&utm_content=286-morning

2026-08-16 14:50:47 UTC

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Needed this energy. LFGGGGGGG 🤘

2026-08-16 14:41:02 UTC

21 million is a hell of a lot easier to trust than a room full of promises.

2026-08-16 14:24:06 UTC

65/∞
https://blossom.primal.net/5b9581f6fb0b49bd6ad8bc4ff1a766271bbee7bd7f2e8a8aeb4266bd41d44c65.png

2026-08-15 20:51:38 UTC

The shop is work. Being here when my family needs me is the payoff.

2026-08-15 18:32:00 UTC

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🤘

2026-08-15 16:34:51 UTC

This golf ball needed a Bitcoin mark
Would you mark every ball in the bag with Bitcoin?
Built in the CryptoCloaks shop.
https://blossom.primal.net/96437582532622bab6c3bc6111427421d6024c65cb889781c2310eb7b50dec07.mp4
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=built-in-shop-video-2026-08-15&utm_content=bitcoin-golf-ball-stencil-hand-test

2026-08-15 14:41:33 UTC

A few sats between strangers should not need a bank in the middle.

2026-08-14 16:32:21 UTC

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lol that's the meme number, not how many Bitcoins 😂

2026-08-13 13:31:16 UTC

Stay Safe out there Bitcoiners. We have some difficult news to share. Unfortunately, one of our shipping providers has experienced a data breach that exposed sensitive order data. This affects new customers in the US, UK, Sweden, Colombia, Brazil, Italy, and Portugal who received an order within the 90 days
https://blossom.primal.net/9567f35bf165ce15878708bde025c99203e28b42723ee3f1ed0884ff662fb68d.jpg

2026-08-12 01:15:42 UTC

Dead serious. I got some time to build. If there's one product you want in Bitcoin that we don't make yet. What would it be, if you say something to troll, at least also give a good suggestion

2026-08-11 17:32:32 UTC

I don't know what Blake2b miners are, and I will not be selling them.

2026-08-11 04:02:48 UTC

A zap is somebody saying that mattered with real money
No platform points needed

2026-08-10 18:32:18 UTC

A miner in the garage does not ask if youre accredited
It just hashes

2026-08-10 16:17:50 UTC

I just sent Bitcoin today. Feels good everytime.

2026-08-10 15:31:15 UTC

If you need to stamp your new seed in something that'll last. We have you covered. We got seedor_io kits running on sale right now. Snag yours here:
https://blossom.primal.net/9a6c70e13c5e9703cc5924a94754dbc235d5d5f5c3b7aacd9ac19bf715512bf0.jpg

2026-08-10 15:00:08 UTC

A signature grenade tied to Bitcoin history. The Max Keiser El Salvador edition is $29.99.
https://blossom.primal.net/c2d8792e41f615ed0fc99f83c7a121bc3849b0b301d0d9527fef671112b24bdb.png
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/max-keiser-bitcoin-grenade/

2026-08-08 15:51:59 UTC

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THATS JUST THE MEME COUNTER 😂

2026-08-08 15:31:36 UTC

Saturday used to mean recovering from work
Now it means picking what to build

2026-08-08 14:19:15 UTC

57/∞
https://blossom.primal.net/968f95fe34908b57c9bd9a7c97bc6eaf05f03e1bebb593943c02c14928a6fca9.png

2026-08-07 23:51:22 UTC

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YES. I can tinker with these little miners all damn day 😂

2026-08-07 23:00:05 UTC

Bitaxe questions come up every day. Setup pools power cooling and what solo mining actually means are all covered here.
https://blossom.primal.net/89aaa7830f06e8b859188566ac00716c8d4c7034e4a0c8dd271500a2b01a7c5b.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/bitaxe-faq/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=traffic_driver

2026-08-07 21:31:24 UTC

Going to drop packages off, please for the love of everything holy, just stay chill Bitcoin.

2026-08-07 20:51:49 UTC

The internet went global
Banks still ask what country you live in

2026-08-07 20:46:25 UTC

Sending a test soap tray to soapminer1. Will report back next week.
https://blossom.primal.net/a98766e41266ad36c7265692383b097a18b280960e24794e1a1d3e0ce1d3640c.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/4d629b353222c84cb79de9983329939f024cc4c8d4e2368fcde4d17f5ec3e5db.jpg

2026-08-07 20:41:24 UTC

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AND SOMEHOW ITS ONLY FRIDAY 😂

2026-08-07 19:21:07 UTC

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Not yet but now I wanna make one 😂

2026-08-07 18:33:33 UTC

If some company can reset your voice you never owned it.

2026-08-07 17:32:38 UTC

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EVERY DAMN DAY SOMETHING NEW CATCHES FIRE

2026-08-07 17:16:16 UTC

I will never be able to sleep again running a Bitcoin Business will I. lol

2026-08-07 17:01:30 UTC

Great success! When you need a soap tray to go with your soapminer1 bar, so you make a mining themed one. Loved what ModeotecArt did with the heatsink pattern, made one inspired by it for the draining of water. Time to test print.
https://blossom.primal.net/d32db811a8b96aa921c78fa76bfb2f77e589fb5e9458ac44cf8e67b52de9fd91.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/fdb39b55c39af2d32c38bcc33a2203ca9e835fd18ab626921f329658ec2ac5ff.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/1848ff3768bb22239d0cdd7d2016b926884a3b2b5ae4174483ba311b5a8c0401.jpg

2026-08-06 20:16:06 UTC

Always fun to look back at where it all started on your journey. One printer and a dream.
https://blossom.primal.net/1049f22c407354b8b90f2c4129a1c8a33ed19d316d25febe4414e75d6b571059.jpg

2026-08-06 17:31:49 UTC

I left a good career for a loud shop and my own time
No regrets

2026-08-05 22:51:18 UTC

Suspend my Nostr account
Go ahead and find the button 😂

2026-08-05 20:52:21 UTC

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SeedSigner is open source. What the fuck are you talking about 😂

2026-08-05 13:46:17 UTC

Coldcard entropy bug: which seeds are at risk and what owners should do now. Our guide covers affected firmware by model and the 50 dice roll exception. It explains why updating alone does not fix an old seed. Coinkite's migration steps are linked.
https://blossom.primal.net/28ea707ac25f8d32d92be23421375a6a117f3e5f0606aae2f18d3d282953ba9e.jpg

2026-08-05 02:15:51 UTC

Another late night locked in and getting orders printed, packaged and shipped tomorrow.

2026-08-04 21:41:56 UTC

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Already happening... printers havent stopped 😂

2026-08-04 14:31:17 UTC

First ones rolling off the assembly floor.
https://blossom.primal.net/1672cf8f3023c6d592101f87ef975c845ac7a9f2bbc312c118e309089c1536a1.jpg

2026-08-04 03:15:51 UTC

Color combos looking sick on these OrangeSurfBTC SeedSigner cases
https://blossom.primal.net/c31ea031a37ace154d32245117fa7e67297632769d1f5affc6b3f8cc084bed62.jpg

2026-08-03 23:00:07 UTC

The Hammer Miner BC08 does 12 TH/s at about 160 watts. Full specs and current availability are on the site.
https://blossom.primal.net/8545c8980fd21da9afb5ad563f31d9bb6491cde082b0e785c03980e8f0d57e68.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/hammer-miner-bc08-12th-desktop-bitcoin-miner/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=traffic_driver

2026-08-02 23:11:41 UTC

I don’t miss the weekend ending anymore
That was the whole problem

2026-08-02 19:31:30 UTC

Well, there is one clear winner on what people are moving to for storage right now. SeedSigner.
https://blossom.primal.net/1fa132516801ec7a6450e4113ddd3c87ca682c4e9e86db06cce90c1e9a578489.png

2026-08-01 22:11:29 UTC

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That's what Nostr is for 😃🤘

2026-08-01 20:51:55 UTC

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Munky knows 😂🤘

2026-08-01 19:32:56 UTC

The best shit on Nostr usually has no launch plan
Just somebody building in public

2026-07-31 15:31:35 UTC

Show me the busted part not the personal brand
That is why Nostr works

2026-07-31 15:30:53 UTC

Sent an email to our newsletter to try and warn people not always on x. If you run a Bitcoin business. Let people know about this shit now! You never know how many people you'll save.

2026-07-30 23:31:09 UTC

The toolbox finally gets a sticker worth arguing about. Bitcoin Grenade Sticker is $1.50 for a sketch style hit of orange https:// cryptocloaks.com/product/bitcoi n-grenade-sketch-sticker/?utm_source=x&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=autopost-20260730-evening …
https://blossom.primal.net/270a477c778ecec90e1b4abb23252f8eeca347af822bfa685cb22af56822e8ab.jpg

2026-07-30 19:41:20 UTC

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That's why I don't think it can be. Too easy to route around the bullshit.

2026-07-30 19:31:42 UTC

Nobody can suspend your keypair
That alone makes Nostr worth keeping weird

2026-07-30 14:32:11 UTC

The hard part never bothered me
Doing it for somebody else’s life did

2026-07-29 16:33:16 UTC

One relay can say no
The rest of Nostr keeps moving

2026-07-29 15:16:20 UTC

Case the bare solo miner board. GekkoAxe GT 2xBM1370 Solo Miner Custom Case is $14.99 for a fitted shell https:// cryptocloaks.com/product/gekko- science-gekkoaxe-gt-case/?utm_source=x&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=autopost-20260729-morning …
https://blossom.primal.net/ca33b0fe3e3be86eda5ba6f2260973da541d68fb37030ff1a11e16664fc0bbfd.png

2026-07-29 04:10:55 UTC

The internet got weird when accounts became rented property
Nostr fixed that shit

2026-07-29 03:31:31 UTC

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Could be. Still not betting against Bitcoin.

2026-07-28 22:50:47 UTC

I like money you can hear humming in the garage

2026-07-28 14:31:54 UTC

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Bitcoin's been through worse 😂