🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride-onphan! 🏳️‍⚧️

Can be lewd at times, so 🔞, minors DNI!

Neurodivergent.

2SLGBTQIA+ ally for life!

Bio II: I like: vidjagaymes, pirating, tech, art, animation, food.
Bio III: I don't like Trump, Vance, Thiel, Andreesen, Musk, Zuckerburg, Bezos, any fascists or Nazis of any kind.
Bio IV: If I see you post AI-generated images or use AI-generated imagery in your banner or profile, I block you on sight.

Public Key

npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe

NIP-05 Address

mast0d0nphan_at_beige.party@momostr.pink

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Last Notes

2026-07-02 04:07:31 UTC

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Waiting patiently for a stray firework to be blasted directly at [REDACTED].

2026-07-01 13:07:14 UTC

What led to my father dying alone:
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/844/857/875/772/039/original/1a17e83f0c72c49f.jpeg

2026-06-27 18:11:55 UTC

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/823/397/873/855/540/original/b68aac93a6f23b9f.jpeg

2026-06-24 13:57:44 UTC

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I edited my earlier comment for clarity. I was laid off a year and a half ago and haven't found anything since.

2026-06-24 02:11:27 UTC

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I'm a year and a half from being laid off from my job and I haven't had any luck with my applications going through in other positions.
Fuck man, this feels bleak.

2026-06-24 01:34:57 UTC

Me when someone asks what my five-year plan is:
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/802/509/793/323/944/original/066d87f421e82881.png

2026-06-23 20:08:12 UTC

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JOKES ON THEM, I'M ALREADY LACTOSE INTOLERANT 😭

2026-06-23 19:58:34 UTC

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More like Amazon Crime Day!
Cause Amazon essentially steals from local and small businesses and flips their prices, all while refusing to give said small businesses their fair share.

2026-06-21 19:11:52 UTC

It's YOUR body. Not your partner's, not your parents', not [insert any person aside from you]'s.
YOUR. OWN. BODY.
https://ourbodiesourselves.org/health-info/impurity-culture-surviving-virginity

2026-06-18 23:02:15 UTC

Can we start the revolution now?
https://money.com/federal-minimum-wage-vs-ground-beef-cost/

2026-06-13 22:34:32 UTC

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Fascist Nazi Trillionaire fElonia dickMusk.

2026-06-02 23:39:40 UTC

Relevant YouTube clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIffmNZBDKU
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/683/129/209/868/465/original/a1f83163a124cf69.png

2026-06-01 19:36:49 UTC

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Beautiful!

2026-06-01 11:56:57 UTC

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Hmm, gee, I wonder if it's because more people are getting laid off and have nothing productive or lucrative to do to fend off the financial horrors of this world, and entertainment in general is getting more expensive to indulge in, and no one's making enough for themselves, let alone two people to spend on a date, so they use the one thing they can access for free (with an Internet connection).
Guess we'll never, ever know.

2026-05-26 13:01:27 UTC

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Nothing above $999,999 per person.
Enough to be set for life, but not overwhelmingly rich to the point of mental illness that we see with these shillionaires.

2026-05-25 02:36:55 UTC

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Literally gaming the system. I love it!

2026-05-24 19:07:15 UTC

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They were recently bought by a Murdoch.
One of the least conservative Murdochs, apparently, but a Murdoch all the same.
Edit: Added some sauce: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2026/may/20/james-murdoch-vox-media-deal

2026-05-18 00:41:02 UTC

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I agree wholeheartedly. I never intended to discount the power of voting, but I do wish there was a candidate who'd buck the trend of running as a Democrat only to fall back into trends that eventually make them no different from the candidate they were running against.
I will continue to exercise my right to vote until it's pried from my cold dead hands.

2026-05-17 23:51:26 UTC

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There is no two-party system. Never has been. Always just Republican or Republican-lite.

2026-05-15 14:04:06 UTC

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Fire the principal, hell, fire all the teachers and staff of this school. Burn the school down if need be. Start the fuck over.

2026-05-08 20:48:32 UTC

Password is usually "DOTS" by default and there's a control panel on the side/back.
https://thelemmy.club/post/48963631
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/540/915/346/125/228/original/157f8c6ba98a7366.jpeg

2026-05-08 20:17:00 UTC

If you were curious about how much websites can gleam about you, check this out:
https://sinceyouarrived.world/taken

2026-05-08 00:25:19 UTC

Laying down straight facts:
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/536/102/358/435/034/original/2f54df5bb21aafd5.jpeg

2026-05-05 03:05:10 UTC

from The Devil's Panties
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/519/744/055/307/733/original/275d9e3a509972e1.png

2026-05-02 14:27:18 UTC

Artist unknown.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/505/438/020/546/628/original/ccde05486c79d5ef.webp

2026-05-01 14:16:30 UTC

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/499/728/212/656/430/original/dbeef6b1f07f362a.jpeg

2026-04-23 15:23:33 UTC

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/454/705/551/126/507/original/360e706c8a12bf55.webp

2026-04-22 03:31:18 UTC

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I did the same thing in 2024 before the election, addressed a few postcards to friends and family to verify they were sent out. But they apparently never received their postcards.
Which tells me something fucky definitely went down during the 2024 election.

2026-04-21 22:29:53 UTC

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/445/053/920/117/642/original/6988770a2b89f7e1.webp

2026-04-17 14:43:10 UTC

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"DoorDash appears to have coordinated this public relations stunt to counter accusations that the company exploits its workers by manipulating labor laws and even stealing tips."
Holy fuck everyone, stop using DoorDash and other food delivery apps!
Instead, ask your neighbors, friends or family to get food from restaurants using Too Good to Go:
https://www.toogoodtogo.com/en-us

2026-04-12 03:44:21 UTC

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/389/668/651/745/252/original/07623d2d0814cde2.jpeg

2026-04-11 13:43:09 UTC

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/386/339/213/610/799/original/5d735b1c77a41a5b.webp

2026-04-06 12:21:05 UTC

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https://motorolanews.com/motorola-three-new-b2b-solutions-at-mwc-2026/
They haven't announced the release date nor the phones that are getting GrapheneOS, only the partnership for now.

2026-04-05 22:12:26 UTC

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Can't wait for your Motorola partnership to further legitimize GrapheneOS.

2026-04-05 21:26:58 UTC

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Oooh, what Linux distro did you put on this machine?

2026-02-22 14:44:18 UTC

This is, what, the second time this has happened under his admin?
I'm expecting more attempts.
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cr57l3rj3yqt

2026-02-19 02:29:27 UTC

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Yes, it's my primary after getting rid of Facecrook, Shitter, Instasham and Crapchat back in 2018, and Poosky and Pisscord this year.
Yes, Mastodon, and other Fedi platforms like @npub1gq5…qcul, PieFed, @npub1wa2…zalq and Misskey totally work for me.

2026-02-13 23:02:26 UTC

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I would have recommended she wore a mask, a hat and sunglasses at the very least.

2026-02-13 20:56:42 UTC

Pandemic 2020s, here we come! 🙃
[@NatureNewsteam](https://flipboard.com/@NatureNewsteam ) https://flipboard.com/@naturenewsteam/latest-science-news-d3hg9j0hz/-/a-LJ220ztwSTaHuEvptv8mIg%3Aa%3A166866041-%2F0

2026-02-12 14:12:52 UTC

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Hope they can update it to include AI-generated art.

2026-01-29 20:55:07 UTC

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Chaos Agent Orange, the ultimate Russian asset disrupter.

2026-01-28 15:39:52 UTC

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Sitara: "I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A BAD BUNNY LOOKS LIKE! COME HERE!"

2026-01-04 17:38:44 UTC

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https://beige.party/@mast0d0nphan/115832195244394438

2025-12-24 02:32:58 UTC

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/772/196/661/676/084/original/88ea7772c47b3252.jpg

2025-12-18 02:14:37 UTC

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Wow, expected to work or go to school? In a climate where entry level jobs are being gobbled up by AI? Where loan forgiveness and repayment programs are being shot dead left and right?

2025-12-10 02:24:53 UTC

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Bro rocking the Goku hoodie against these "M-word" slinging Frieza types.

2025-12-09 04:32:32 UTC

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https://www.privacyguides.org/en/frontends/#youtube

2025-11-30 07:23:34 UTC

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Damn, yet another reason for ppl to #SwitchToLinux.

2025-11-24 14:41:00 UTC

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So BlueSky and other venture capitalists hate Palestinians and are complicit in the genocide of Gazans.

2025-11-19 07:11:27 UTC

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He won't make it to the end of this year.

2025-11-16 04:46:35 UTC

Anyone have any recommendations for 4K Commercial/Hospitality (aka Non-Smart) TVs?