@qrstuv.bsky.social

> the 9front git force push to get rid of some jokes that haven't aged well, the final list of which was done in conjunction with the p9f for something everyone agrees with. The hopes of doing that was that with this clean up we could finally get some recognition on the main websites
Jesus Christ, dude. I always knew the hidden motive was stupid, but that is shockingly stupid.
> Other 9front community members warned me this would be the outcome but I wanted to believe otherwise.
That doesn't shock me at all.

2026-04-26 01:19:40 UTC

Happiness has to be fought for. Retweet for happy.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-856082633d43d9bc306f5c2d99a7a615.jpg

2026-04-26 00:16:42 UTC

The thing I like most about sports is when they touch each other's butts on camera and if they go in the locker rooms.

2026-04-26 00:00:47 UTC

I'm disappointed.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-3cd3692a0b68442b9cd126c1aedf0610.png

2026-04-25 02:55:22 UTC

If you think about it, a volcano is like the earth cumming.

2026-04-24 03:19:24 UTC

It's summertime now, and I'm napping in my afternoons. Suck it, haters.

2026-04-23 12:54:23 UTC

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Ten fingers. Ten toes.

2026-04-23 12:53:38 UTC

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There are zero cartoon titties. It's the only thirty minutes of anime I've found that's worth watching.

2026-04-23 04:13:38 UTC

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Try Memories, from 1995. There's a special treat if you make it all the way to the closing credits.

2026-04-22 04:29:50 UTC

I was backing my car into my driveway this evening, and I had the radio on, and I heard a song that sounded like Veronica Falls. I knew from the first seconds who played it, but I didn't recognize it at first, because it was Teenage, and I never listen to it, because it's from the sophomore album and it's dull. And it sounded weird, because it was maybe an EP version or something. But I liked hearing it anyways, because it's different when someone else's winamp 3 on an athlon xp under the desk of an unstaffed community radio station plays it for you. I'll always be grateful to and forever head-over-heels in love with Roxanne Clifford, because she told me about Anna Domino. I should have known already, but I didn't. Hi.

2026-04-22 03:51:18 UTC

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Good. If I were to go to Western Auto to buy a wizard battery, and the child behind the counter asked me for the year, manufacturer, model, & trim level of my bean, I'd die of embarrassment if I had to say aloud "Citroën Xsara Picasso Desire".
CC: @npub127u…p52c

2026-04-22 01:58:56 UTC

Genuine art.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-b23bc8e34c3d60bb76c833eab61d76d5.png

2026-04-22 01:56:41 UTC

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I am jealous that europe still has jelly bean cars.
CC: @npub19av…rp6r

2026-04-22 01:29:07 UTC

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Oh yeah? Name ten such circles.

2026-04-21 19:07:48 UTC

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Be careful not to reboost this tweet. I know you're all eager to get the word out about this alt-right techbro, but it's against the MirBSD eula and could land you in hot water.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-c4acbb21a4f26dba8df31579c91c5b13.png

2026-04-21 19:01:49 UTC

I've uncovered instances of fascist language on the official home page of the MirBSD vanity distribution. Make of this what you will.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-25190efe5d0827a5ddff643d11a8a47f.png

2026-04-21 06:53:51 UTC

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Let me remind you.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-527c08b1500f30d05925165c49b5e1be.png

2026-03-31 08:03:42 UTC

Napster, and the wave of piracy it introduced in the early 2000s, affected the music industry in huge ways. With Napster, anyone could illegally download any Jock Jams series compilation without paying for a physical copy.[4] This "free" method of downloading music allowed anyone to create their own CD mixes, without the need of the music industry, record labels, or special permission to mix songs from, for example, Jock Jams, Volume 1, Volume 2, and Volume 4.

2026-03-31 05:02:07 UTC

This is a retweeet.
https://xcancel.com/SuisizeMe/status/2038009646246428883
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-90706808de9f04fbd10f5df36a899abd.png

2026-03-31 04:55:46 UTC

This is a retweeet.
https://xcancel.com/ochiaishohei/status/2036461141719945231
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-e60871da0c91ad1baf4b7107e6f83ad4.jpg

2026-03-31 00:39:56 UTC

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I've had a lifelong policy of ignoring that guy. I made it more than a year into his first presidency before ever hearing the sound of his voice.
CC: @npub1cp3…39ww

2026-03-29 01:56:37 UTC

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retweet for visibility

2026-03-27 22:15:24 UTC

Is there a firewire expresscard that you know from personal experience works with linux? Thanks. I've attached a picture of us so you know who you're helping.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-e1b8dbfeacb172c31d5d5b3a02b5fc29.jpg

2026-03-26 03:22:28 UTC

Exclusive.

2026-03-26 02:43:46 UTC

How To Correctly Use Em Dashes—To Cut Your Cock Off!

2026-03-26 01:55:52 UTC

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this looks, very much, like Wonderwall, but it's not
CC: @npub19av…rp6r

2026-03-26 01:54:08 UTC

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I wish I could have a device-specific linux distribution. And I wish I had a fuck-you–linux device.

2026-03-26 01:50:03 UTC

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didn't react in time
CC: @npub19av…rp6r

2026-03-26 01:17:53 UTC

True story. I overheard a seventy five year old man today complain about how duck duck go had begun to incorportate artifical intelligence into its seach resuls.

2026-03-23 10:24:39 UTC

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Flights Are Halted at LaGuardia as New York Fire Department Responds to Incident
https://archive.ph/2026.03.23-054519/https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/23/nyregion/laguardia-groundstop-flights.html
The airport’s fourth runway.
Mike Ives is a reporter for The Times based in Seoul, covering breaking news around the world.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/LaGuardiaAirportDiagram.pdf/page1-806px-LaGuardiaAirportDiagram.pdf.jpg

2026-03-23 08:07:40 UTC

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baja california raisins

2026-02-17 14:42:11 UTC

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Who are you quoting?

2026-02-11 22:31:25 UTC

My mockingbird.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-da4357f4d87d69f4a732b37ed9ded13d.jpg

2026-02-10 22:09:01 UTC

My house.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-7d27bf1dadc32cc13087cb2dbf024dc4.jpg

2026-02-10 07:24:51 UTC

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-28e7d32321caa93b855450ddf103a28d.jpg

2026-02-08 21:30:15 UTC

My minibar.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-8fc1bf8301e87e9fcf145ea2ae1e0f0f.jpg

2026-02-08 10:19:52 UTC

https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-5dcc1bec094f134f805963a3776fb499.png

2026-02-08 04:58:34 UTC

My masonry.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-f0e2aca32d7e7041335d56be683ced4f.jpg

2026-02-07 09:00:15 UTC

https://www.ebay.com/itm/376935975412
https://www.ebay.com/itm/376938246827
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-067478db9be6cc5ddfef4c49430b325e.jpg

2026-02-07 05:35:29 UTC

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-d478435440f4edd18533ae34d2cc4759.jpg

2026-02-06 06:45:03 UTC

My maintenance.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-3d3a4d9276e30e37a93583cdba58ffd0.jpg

2026-02-04 21:11:22 UTC

My 'mingo.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-bc567524198dde944b929bc804bb3aed.jpg

2026-02-04 11:36:24 UTC

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Amtrak as fuck.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-b0bc90f3dd6a87a36b02b16af74b51f4.jpg

2026-02-04 11:03:27 UTC

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Congratulations! And good for them! I look forward to the day that they argue that wiping is more productive th!n pooping.

2026-02-04 10:11:26 UTC

My mediawiki.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Holy_Cross%2C_the_parish_church_of_old_Basildon_-_geograph.org.uk_-_762302.jpg

2026-02-04 10:08:00 UTC

they said the brishisn coudln't makd indrustial films beacuse they had no ususytry, but they were rwrong
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/New_Town_COI.ogv

2026-02-04 06:08:37 UTC

https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-529f9c454f5ecabfbae72858c1bf2655.jpg

2026-02-04 03:27:02 UTC

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-de17bd9e1c262206178e93e7fbd5a9bd.jpg

2026-02-03 07:12:15 UTC

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https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-b43af2ee8aadb1fcb9eabccecbf32e5c.JPG

2026-02-03 03:42:19 UTC

My mutt.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-db011e7ebddbdf7a2cac74373e5f7786.jpg

2026-02-01 18:39:14 UTC

My marquee.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-e4d0c6f2e6974172fcb4096346ef19b4.jpg

2026-02-01 14:31:45 UTC

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This is the perfect use case for twitter hash tags.

2026-01-31 16:56:20 UTC

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-64ce3bc162db37a3577a032c7113f966.jpg

2026-01-30 22:23:49 UTC

My 'mingo.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-2d18ac5b9355645c435e50108a9b5b98.jpg

2026-01-30 02:43:53 UTC

My manual.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-445b4c5acca8f4497df2d69c348a6ce2.jpg

2026-01-28 23:29:37 UTC

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-8fb786165366a753ebb271494db65f2b.jpg

2026-01-28 02:19:09 UTC

My mulch.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-f13591d15f197a59155c5281dd0a92b1.jpg

2026-01-27 14:05:35 UTC

I was just thinking about Robert Redford. It's kind of a misnomer. He's not a red Ford. He's not actually an automobile of any kind. He's a man. It's a good example of a common misnomer.

2026-01-26 18:56:36 UTC

My moomin.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-dbc8f72442b2447433d18b9ec0b4418e.jpg

2026-01-25 22:12:41 UTC

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-9c56f938225d37a98cd0960b17d39d87.jpg

2026-01-25 02:26:40 UTC

To everyone reaching out through text or online to get my take on the late dilbert guy, I'm sorry to have to inform you of this, but I don't waste time thinking about dilbert guys.

2026-01-24 21:28:24 UTC

My manifold.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-724c66ebbbb447f41e31ca798d3f6ec2.jpg

2026-01-23 23:03:27 UTC

My moat.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-f4fcd2d8af669b0f0f287e216b2c7271.jpg

2026-01-22 22:28:32 UTC

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-a07e53b7f1ce2043b50a8747ad9a2f28.jpg

2026-01-22 01:24:52 UTC

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I still call you my mastodon stable boy.
CC: @npub103k…e38h

2026-01-22 01:19:52 UTC

looking for lonely online men to participate in a scientific online pay pig study. many critical implications for humanity

2026-01-21 22:22:38 UTC

My moo.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-2e332bf68d776d22dfac4df1048445cd.jpg

2026-01-21 04:56:56 UTC

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HI IA THERE A LUTESN FREE OPITON

2026-01-21 04:42:37 UTC

Dear America, We’d Like to Speak to the Manager
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-62dedf86917d73fe497157151be66c26.png

2026-01-20 22:16:23 UTC

the computers are out breeding us

2026-01-20 20:30:35 UTC

My murderer.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-ab38798707a1757440e45ffdcb6c6991.jpg

2026-01-20 00:01:34 UTC

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Same, but it was Daniel Johnston's Running Water.

2026-01-19 21:19:23 UTC

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-e7114a48458af706af465097ced17a2d.jpg

2026-01-18 22:39:25 UTC

My 'Matsu.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-e1d3fba0bcb9a288f414debe2b063623.jpg

2026-01-18 06:00:38 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hyz8nx5hL_c mummy rules

2026-01-18 03:26:54 UTC

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It's a house with a door on the front.

2026-01-17 20:44:56 UTC

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-edd1533abf86f46c1c13f61ea7c3a619.jpg

2026-01-17 00:16:31 UTC

My moonshine.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-cbc117c857dfbceda4f8381edede7150.jpg

2026-01-15 21:58:24 UTC

My 'mingo.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-d8cab7399a720c93b7813011d904ee5b.jpg

2026-01-14 22:20:56 UTC

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-cab698ef40deea2bae9f2894082ae39d.jpg

2026-01-14 00:05:02 UTC

My messiah.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-486822517b708a0e17b75ed569bd106e.jpg

2026-01-12 23:06:56 UTC

My mallard.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-066fd72e529baa7dc08e5e4808649122.jpg

2026-01-12 03:19:00 UTC

schools, get the hell out of fedi, thx

2026-01-11 23:35:17 UTC

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-c85814493a8a96eeb535db3bb93f25f2.jpg

2026-01-11 07:25:16 UTC

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Hello, computer.

2026-01-10 19:39:53 UTC

My privates.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-e7678d2b6bcf038fa4b4529d25638c6d.jpg

2026-01-10 04:20:02 UTC

https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-3bbb45494392b6f3df96c1b4b5b2b56f.png
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-920897a2922d370228a55baac19cf62b.png
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-09cd95e8e768b8aea9f26d5fd843cec8.png
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-cbacad25a3b01286639ece201710819f.png

2026-01-09 22:07:55 UTC

school resource officers, get the hell out of fedi, thx

2026-01-09 21:22:46 UTC

My spongeburger.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-029b00aeee85ad06c5792ba22093d1a5.jpg

2026-01-08 21:31:55 UTC

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-e4bacd03fba608959f5329d3e54a5bb3.jpg

2026-01-08 01:52:00 UTC

metro and railway police, get the hell out of fedi, thx

2026-01-07 20:22:15 UTC

My wad.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-c51aad6225938c5571f8fdd10911baf7.jpg

2026-01-06 20:45:28 UTC

My balls.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-493bde5135817e24077f38b7c6f3eb66.jpg

2025-11-22 02:54:34 UTC

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lmfao he actually said content
CC: @npub1lym…fqe3

2025-10-23 15:19:51 UTC

Credit Where It's Due: American Standard is the only manufacturer to even begin to address the widespread trouble of supersonic poop shots impacting and cracking the advanced ceramic glaze coat.

2025-10-23 15:08:51 UTC

I scratched my itchy asshole. What I sniffed surprised me.

2025-10-22 07:22:47 UTC

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I will draw this for you for $13.50. Introductory offer.

2025-10-22 00:27:17 UTC

Taylor Swift’s Latest Reinvention Is Both Coarse and Conservative
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-7c7783b30bca50df5a8ae5709b8184f5.png

2025-10-20 06:25:17 UTC

Absolutely exhausted and raw from reading so many Operation Barbarossa books this week end.