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2024-10-23 01:39:20 UTC

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Pardon the spelling mistakes. I'm tired. I'm done. Good the fuck luck.

2024-10-23 01:36:35 UTC

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Do a basic web search in your local area. I'm not playing fucking child level logical fallacy games with you. I'm an adult. I have been on the internet long enough to know not to play them.
Either way I am done. I've made my peace here. My message had nothing to do with you.
They either take my advice which is based on logic and reason. By self verifying the quality through testing to ensure they aren't smoking contaminated plant material. Or they don't and play Russian roulette with their lungs after every bowl they smoke.
A smart person would play it safe. Be absolutely that they arent smoking something dangerous to their health. Even for home grows getting a lab test for your batches is a wise idea. This ensures there isn't a contamination and you learn vital quality details too.
A person who does not know anything about professional quality safe cannabis production (you), or simply has no fucks to give (also you) wouldn't.
I'm not their parent. Just their guardian angel trying to save their ass by letting them know about the care about to hit them. You are the devil on the other shoulder saying there is no car whatsoever.
Its up to them to listen to their intuition and step out of the way, or potentially take a life threatening hit to their one and only body.

2024-10-23 01:17:22 UTC

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Yup don't care what you think. Knowledge and years of state licensed professional medical cannabis production are on my side.
Just trying to save a life. Not pay to help people confirm their mistakes.

2024-10-23 01:03:10 UTC

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This is going to be some shitty weed dude.
You don't speed dry weed and expect to get good quality end product. This is going to smoke harshly and taste like shit.
You DEFINETELY don't speed dry using a fucking bitcoin miner, or anything except some drying racks and a fan on a low setting. Then move them into mason jars for curing and burbing for at least 3-6 weeks minimum.
God knows what sort of other chemicals you are introducing into your weed by doing this either. Computer equipment contains lead and other harmful industrial chemicals such as BPA in plastics. Which will be exerted into the air and pushed through the flower.
Before you smoke any of this potentially now cancer ridden flowers. Please for the love of god get them tested at a lab first. I am being sincere and genuine in trying to save your life and lungs.

2024-10-23 00:55:05 UTC

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Honestly in my heart I treat every satoshi as a dollar. Knowing that I won't have to wait very long for that to be a reality.
As far as the current price goes. It can't be contained for much longer. The supply does not meet the demand. Therefore the conversio price into shitty fiat monopoly money will continue to rise exponentially.

2024-10-23 00:49:20 UTC

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From one dude who has fucked around with his lungs over weed way too much over 20+ years.
Please don't smoke stupid shit like this. You only have one set of lungs in your life. Don't count on a transplant to bail you out.
If you are out of smoking accessories then mcguyver up a bong, widdle a pipe, maybe get motivated to go to the gas station and pick up a pack of organic hemp papers. Anything but smoking a fucking onion peel. Not cool.

2024-10-22 23:05:40 UTC

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No one that still has a functioning brain is remotely dumb enough to do this here.
How about you fuck right off of Nostr instead?
Have a wonderful day.

2024-10-22 22:16:10 UTC

Notice:
I have no political affiliation.
I do loath one political party more than another.
I believe one party is made up of around 50% good decent Americans. The other half are absolute traitors.
If it seems like I tend to defend one poltical party over the other. Do not take this as a political endorsement. For it absolutely isn't.
It is just the political equivalent of not letting people beat up on special needs kids in public.
That is all.

2024-10-22 22:05:04 UTC

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They are talking about people who have invaded our country illegally. Doesn't matter what their skin color, or nationality is. They are a drain on our resources, are responsible for an rapid influx of crime, and the detoriation of our small towns. As well as big cities.
This isnt a republican, or democrat issue. Jt is an American issue. All illegal aliens must be deported out of our country now. Our borders must be strengthened now. No more fucking bullshit from people who can't be bothered to crack open a history book. To learn from past mistakes to know how fucked of a situation this is.
If people want to live in the USA. Do so legally. Go through all the proper legal procedures. Then assimilate into a local community as an American. Become a benefit to our society. Not a drain on our financial and crime fighting resources.

2024-10-22 18:50:30 UTC

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This is Hollywood level special effects. A cruel grift on mankind. One that is so well crafted that if you were not a professional in the field. The wool can be easily pulled over the eyes of anyone undiscerning enough to pursue irregularities in evidence, or isnt knowledgable in verifying multimedia authenticity with experience.
Not to say I didn't wish it was real, but the true nature of our reality is a mystery. One that I hope to discover, but I truly believe will never be able to confirm with certainty.

2024-10-22 18:20:38 UTC

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What sort of man reads porn?
A man that can't get laid regularly, or have enough imagination to visit the spank bank of their previous feminine conquests.

2024-10-22 18:17:17 UTC

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What about manwhores?

2024-10-22 18:10:06 UTC

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Do people still believe this grift?

2024-10-22 14:31:23 UTC

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It is not real life.
If you want real answers maybe not ask a literal propaganda machine pretending to be an artificial intelligence.
Crack open a science text book, or two not written or revised by woke retards on the propaganda payroll.
There you will find the answers to basic questions everyone already knows, but have become socially conditioned to collectively lie about. All out of fear for potentially being canceled.

2024-10-22 14:25:06 UTC

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I think the Cybertruck looks like a bad prop in a low budget SciFi film made by a notoriously shitty production company.
Not worthy enough to drive on the same streets as the night rider car. Let alone look like it in any way shape or form.

2024-10-22 14:19:48 UTC

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Good point.

2024-10-22 12:25:34 UTC

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I'm sorry. Is this supposed to make me think that stealing money and calling it taxes is OK?
You have Monaco. A tiny country that is mostly made up of very few people who have a net worth of millions in fiat. If a private community for the ultra wealthy was a country. It would be Monaco.
Then you have France. A large country ran by an asshole pretending to be a dictator. Over run by illegal immigrants who don't pay taxes, but instead siphon off the resources of the native French people without their consent. A country which has a total mismanagement of tax funds and a complete disregard for ethical treatment of its population.
In conclusion. This is a fair comparison. This is why you see such a difference in the roads between two countries on the same street.
Not because of fucking taxes.

2024-10-22 11:15:11 UTC

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Chemtrails.

2024-10-22 11:11:34 UTC

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Nothing.

2024-10-22 11:03:18 UTC

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You were never the news. You were always an advertising company. Whores for the highest bidders. Willing to say anything for a buck.
Be ashamed of yourself. If you are a real person monitoring this message and have any journalistic integrity left within your soul. Quit now, become truly independent, and report the actual news on your own for once in your life.
We don't want, or need paid advertisements pretending to be news articles. You are just making the world a shittier place to live in.

2024-10-22 10:53:31 UTC

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Can you elaborate?

2024-10-22 02:35:44 UTC

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As old as I am right at this very moment.

2024-10-22 02:32:30 UTC

Is it weird that in my heart 1 satoshi = 1 dollar?

2024-10-22 02:21:08 UTC

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Yup. Let's do this. Haven't played in 20 years. I've got nothing to lose.

2024-10-22 02:16:18 UTC

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I just assume everyone is a bot, spying on me, or this is all giant sandbox into the void. Then I am just pleasantly surprised if I happen to have a nice conversation every now and again with someone who may actually be a nice person. I'm here just to learn uncensored information. While venting my frustrations in a constructive way. Knowing full well this is just all a form of self therapy for me.

2024-10-21 23:38:46 UTC

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Still has the best documentation out of all of them.

2024-10-21 21:58:12 UTC

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Wtf

2024-10-21 21:29:42 UTC

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How much toilet paper you need after eating at taco bell.

2024-10-21 21:26:50 UTC

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So that is what I see around me all the freaking time.

2024-10-21 20:50:39 UTC

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I admire her ingenuity and her total disregard for basic fire safety.

2024-10-21 20:49:05 UTC

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Those eyes.
This dude has done some evil shit.
Also is fucking insane.

2024-10-21 20:39:44 UTC

Someone please explain this to my dumb ass.
I have a bitcoin electrum wallet. It has bitcoin on it. I don't intend to set up a lightning node yet. So I can't get a lightning address that way.
I have an invite for alby. I believe I can get a lightning address there.
So here is the questions.
How do I send bitcoins from a non lightning bitcoin wallet address into a lightning wallet address?
How do I send bitcoins from a bitcoin lightning wallet address back into my non lightning electrum bitcoin wallet addresses?
I'm confused as fuck. This is basic shit. Please help me get started zapping on Nostr.

2024-10-21 19:56:00 UTC

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Not again. Fuck off you pieces of shit. No one is falling for it this time.

2024-10-21 19:28:19 UTC

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The logic is that not enough people are dumb enough to vote for team blue. So they import illegal aliens to vote illegally over here for them in exchange for stealing our taxes to give to them. Ensuring that native Americans are second class citizens. While all their expenses are generously paid for.
Thus we have the new American cast system. Where there is no middle class, or poor class. You have the rich and you have the illegals who do the illegal dirty work. Thus illegal aliens ensure team blue stays in power. While we the people and our country death spiral into a 3rd world shit hole.
They don't want legal tourists to go back to their home countries. To talk about how much shit we are in over here. It is pretty fucked at the moment. It is also kind of a powder keg with a lot of fed up Americans.
We need the restoration of law and order over here. Here is for hoping we get our shit together peacefully soon.

2024-10-21 17:19:13 UTC

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You are the worst pieces of propaganda peddling mother fuckers on all of Nostr right now.
Infant mortality rates increased after people weren't allowed to kill babies?!?!
I'm sorry, but fuck off with this nonsense. They increased from the illegal experimental vaccines you said were safe and effective.
Burn in hell and shove a pineapple up your asses. You evil fucks. Karma awaits you all.

2024-10-21 11:31:30 UTC

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Fuck your propaganda lies you pieces of fucking shit.

2024-10-20 22:09:19 UTC

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Dude. Politics is a stunt. One giant debt slave show. Why the fuck should anyone care. Just view it all as entertainment.

2024-10-20 22:00:03 UTC

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Looks like a vampire dance party.

2024-10-20 21:17:58 UTC

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Definitely getting this!

2024-10-20 20:24:32 UTC

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Which one is right and which one is wrong?

2024-10-20 20:24:03 UTC

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Holy fuck. No. Bad kitty!!!
Ppssst psst
*Bang Bang*
No Cobra Cats in my fucking house.

2024-10-20 19:46:17 UTC

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How do we know we aren't all already wearing them now?

2024-10-20 19:40:14 UTC

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Accidentally went into a gay bar. Found out when this dude in a pink shirt bought me a drink. I said I don't swing that way, but we both laughed, and actually hit it off in a strictly plutonic conversation.
He told me about a sick after party. That there was going to be lots of hot chicks there and that as a gay dude he could totally be my wingman for pussy. Fuck yeah! I'm in.
We finally get to the party. I'm starting to feel a little weird. My new friend grabs me and ties up my hands. Then starts dancing like a mad man, because whatever he gave me is kicking in for him too. Now some random person is taking a picture and posting it on social media.
I just found out everyone here is gay. Someone said oh look Gerald found another straight victim for us all to convert and play with tonight.
I am now realizing what is happening.
Please send help before it's too late.
I fear for my butt.

2024-10-20 19:29:10 UTC

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No. I can't. You devious bastard.

2024-10-20 19:27:58 UTC

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How much money you into it for and what sort of range have you got?

2024-10-20 19:27:30 UTC

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They need to make bleech for eyes.

2024-10-20 19:24:39 UTC

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Fuck. We are now living in the terminator, or battle angel timeline.

2024-10-20 19:21:10 UTC

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I just watched this over and over again on replay.
This little girl in the video is so fucking lucky. Not just because she wasn't harmed by the criminal.
If you look at the shot placement. She aimed it so that it could have easily almost passed through the intended target, or to the side of the criminal into the child.
Lesson for today kids. Guns save lives. Guns take lives. Always carry one with you to protect yourself and others. Just always be aware of where you will place your bullets.
Especially what is BEHIND your targets.

2024-10-20 19:10:37 UTC

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If this isn't a euphemism for how many rounds of liquified manliness the average man wants to shoot into her with the minigun in their pants. I don't know what is.

2024-10-20 17:23:37 UTC

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Please teach me how you built this, how much it costs, and how to get started. We need these up here.

2024-10-20 17:21:59 UTC

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I'd like to know the real terms and not the made up ones please. When you are boredandd stare up at the sky long enough. Nothing makes sense. I feel like a bug on the ground.

2024-10-20 17:12:04 UTC

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You show me a video about apples.
All I see is melons.

2024-10-20 17:07:02 UTC

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Get over it and fuck off. Jeeze you are whining about something that happened 18 years ago. You are everyone's great aunt Karen. Let it go.

2024-10-20 15:35:28 UTC

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You are right. Unfortunately many of us are too private to write reviews. So it takes significant effort sometimes to create burner accounts just for reviews when we are always busy.
However, since you are the creator of this application which has become a part of my daily life. Here is a direct written review from me to you.
You have done amazing work. This is a superb application which is well crafted while preserving my privacy and security.
It deserves to be ported become a native Linux application available on flathub.org for maximum adoptability potential. You would see a significant influx of users and contributors to code. As well as continual financial funding.
Only negative thing I have to say is that the application will boot me out of replying to someone. This happens whenever I take too long, because the app prioritizes loading new content. This has infuriated me beyond belief dozens of times. I don't know if it is a bug, or a setting that needs to be adjusted. Either way wtf lol.
To summarize my written review of your application. It deserves a 9/10 positive rating. You and your team are doing an incredible job. I'm proud of you all. Keep up the great work.

2024-10-20 15:23:05 UTC

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Why? She just spilled a gallon of hot sauce on her cooch. She just needs a shower and she's good.

2024-10-20 14:07:55 UTC

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Put it on something besides YouTube. Try Peertube, vimeo, or rumble I'd love to see it, but YouTube doesn't work on my end. If not, good on ya for doing this work. Its been on the back of my mind for awhile.

2024-10-20 14:02:46 UTC

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This is a happy sad story.

2024-10-20 13:56:52 UTC

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Have a good Sunday!

2024-10-20 12:18:38 UTC

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Fuck you very much.
I mean GM to you to.

2024-10-20 12:17:22 UTC

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2024-10-20 12:14:26 UTC

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Death would be upon me if I did this. Lol

2024-10-20 12:12:56 UTC

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Holy fuck. I want to visit Portugal now. Didn't before, but I do now.

2024-10-20 12:10:58 UTC

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Man I miss blacksmithing...

2024-10-20 12:09:41 UTC

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I don't know if this is a cautionary sign, or encouragement to keep the climate change grift going.

2024-10-20 11:35:03 UTC

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Looks like a cow, a moose, and a snow hare got drunk and had a threesome. This is the result.

2024-10-20 11:17:14 UTC

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Looks like a vagina.

2024-10-19 21:47:49 UTC

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Trying to put myself as the man in this situation. I'm kind of scared, but also a little aroused.
Here is how I see it playing out:
They start fighting.
My girl wins. Sweet she is going to get a foot rub and the fucking of a lifetime that night.
My girl loses. I now have to shoot this girl in both feet with my sidearm. Drag my girl to safety and call the paramedics.
Neither girl wins. They stop midfight. Start negotiating terms for a 3 way marriage as a lady's compromise.

2024-10-19 20:29:07 UTC

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Why do nothing, but peddle porn on Nostr all day long? There is so much more meaningful positive things you could he doing with your life right now. Seize the day and put your dick away.

2024-10-18 20:33:41 UTC

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Thank you kindly!

2024-10-18 20:29:16 UTC

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Where do I buy bitcoin with a credit card and no kyc?