Low Quality Facts

Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

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2026-05-22 15:32:02 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this very motivational Fish Sticker. Words to live by.
https://collabs.shop/4w8drx
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/618/946/689/681/364/original/c915d95bdd57a0e5.jpg

2026-05-02 15:26:31 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Myth of Syphilis Pin. I love Greek Mythology. Keep trying pal, you'll get it some day.
https://collabs.shop/yh04rj
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/505/469/400/343/390/original/75de0dbb75c40257.jpg

2026-04-15 15:32:14 UTC

I was mistaken for a bot again, so here's a recent picture of my fiancée and me in Rhode Island. You can be confident that we are humans because robots were banned from Rhode Island in 2011, after the incident.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/409/407/171/418/710/original/596b277cc753c470.jpg

2026-04-01 13:40:20 UTC

I get that everyone is all like "Low Quality Facts should post real facts today for April Fools' Day", but I need you to understand that doing so would cause me to spontaneously combust.

2026-03-31 15:18:18 UTC

I'm sick of the constant negativity on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this It Gets Worse T-shirt. Please try to be more optimistic. Today might be a bad day, but on the bright side, it's a better day than tomorrow will be.
https://collabs.shop/qld9nv
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/324/217/379/067/510/original/412fc0436b0f911f.jpg

2026-03-28 16:18:57 UTC

This ICE agent single-handedly set nerds back 10 years.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/307/662/067/539/636/original/e07ff2fee3e51234.jpg

2026-03-27 13:39:47 UTC

I was once again accused of being a bot, so here's a picture of me helping to set up a birthday party for a cat. Please stop telling me I look like JD Vance.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/301/414/323/430/036/original/6a80e27889fa4601.jpg

2026-02-21 23:12:31 UTC

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I am not insinuating that Snaki is a pothead. Snaki likes literal grass.

2026-02-21 22:41:22 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Snaki The Grass Snake. Please only adopt Snaki if you have a yard. Snaki loses his mind when he doesn't have access to grass. Snaki goes on a murderous rampage when he can't find grass.
https://collabs.shop/mgodee
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2026-02-20 14:24:18 UTC

Forgetting something must be so fucking embarrassing if you're an elephant.

2026-01-27 21:49:14 UTC

BREAKING NEWS: Melania has been nominated to win the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for Best Picture.

2025-12-26 14:12:28 UTC

That must take so much self control.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/786/274/274/591/074/original/9cd306584b83041a.jpg

2025-10-24 16:44:57 UTC

Someone made a comment that I've been posting about cats too much lately. First of all, wrong. Second of all, there is no such thing as too much cat posting.
So naturally, today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Pin.
https://collabs.shop/sjvtwu
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/430/133/257/333/182/original/ff678140d368ea59.jpg

2025-10-24 14:40:21 UTC

Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/429/658/581/900/515/original/64f459b3a234a31e.jpg

2025-10-23 22:32:00 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Pixel Shenron shirt. In today's economy, collecting the Dragon Balls is as good a retirement plan as any.
https://collabs.shop/xess05
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2025-10-01 13:32:10 UTC

Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.
Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.
Everyone: Okay.
Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.

2025-09-07 01:43:11 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Sunrise Alarm Clock. The Trump administration plans to block out the sun by 2027 and only allow the ultra rich to view it, so this alarm clock that mimics the sunrise is the closest you peasants will get to seeing the real thing.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B081CHLF46/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_2NGJV85PY9BM4YJ8TB4Q?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=6a5eedc9f4bba434542201f48b96677d
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2025-09-06 18:18:18 UTC

BREAKING NEWS: Reports indicate that the Department of War is changing its name to the Department of Slaughter. Pete Hegseth will make the official announcement later today while clubbing a baby seal on live television.

2025-08-25 20:13:16 UTC

I don't think that's how it works.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/091/228/687/616/094/original/2d1879f03506cd36.jpg

2025-08-25 16:33:46 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Congrats on that thing you did!" candle. We are all so proud of you for the stuff you have been doing. You really accomplished that accomplishment. We feel the appropriate amount of happiness for you.
https://collabs.shop/g83f5e
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/090/349/566/140/191/original/3dfaf329401011d4.jpg

2025-08-24 20:51:46 UTC

The woke mob has returned the Cracker Barrel barrel. They read it banned books. The barrel is now gay.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/085/717/665/104/336/original/68c980b7b6fb1ec6.jpg

2025-08-23 00:02:22 UTC

Unfortunately, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users, Bluesky must blow up Mississippi.

2025-08-20 17:16:26 UTC

I am sick and tired of the nonstop political content on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Is He Dead Yet?" mug. It's a good apolitical mug that could be referring to anyone. We all didn't immediately think of one specific person when we saw this.
https://collabs.shop/hi0k4r
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/062/072/784/307/377/original/f925253613953159.jpg

2025-08-19 16:39:23 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Not My Dictator cat pin. Here's how cats deal with fascism:
1. Hiss at fascists.
2. Scratch/bite fascists.
3. Upon victory, sleep for 12-16 hours.
Be more like a cat.
https://collabs.shop/djlkrc
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2025-08-19 14:35:31 UTC

Uh oh.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/055/767/290/795/513/original/ce13a88c04f0bd6b.jpg

2025-08-18 16:35:24 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the PlantPico ZenFlow Terrarium. Gonna pick up some ants and drop them in here so they think they're on a trip to Japan. Most ants never get to go on vacation, and I think that is tragic.
https://collabs.shop/goaevz
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2025-08-17 15:26:12 UTC

I'm ready, Jon.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/044/785/780/676/159/original/aae2068a2cd8390a.jpg

2025-08-15 00:46:51 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Goose pin. The United States government has only attempted to govern a goose on one occasion in 1881, which led to the assassination of President James A. Garfield.
https://collabs.shop/vjall5
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/029/734/577/037/503/original/9fd5a0c41c2e4fe6.jpg

2025-08-13 17:19:02 UTC

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I know we all love to criticize older generations, but in the 20th century if someone did a Nazi salute you could almost guarantee that a WW2 veteran would punch them in the head, and I think there was a great societal benefit to that.

2025-08-13 16:40:22 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Punching Nazis Since The 30's shirt.
Look, violence is never the answer. Unless you encounter a Nazi whose face has inexplicably gone unpunched. Then it's the answer.
https://collabs.shop/ox5xzn
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/022/244/332/086/259/original/33fd573474f8b3df.jpg

2025-08-12 16:37:57 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bob Ross Bobblehead. Or, as I like to call him, Bobblehead Ross.
https://collabs.shop/uhtabn
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/016/553/749/645/908/original/0e3672c82e19ebf1.png

2025-08-11 23:53:08 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Ghost Campfire Nightlight. Marshmallows are one of the only foods ghosts can eat, because the puffy white snack is a mixture of horse hooves and ectoplasm.
https://collabs.shop/gtv4m2
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/012/501/796/169/747/original/e4ef288fa510e1d0.jpg

2025-08-11 12:26:39 UTC

That blows my mind.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/008/237/951/753/272/original/b93404c193683251.jpeg

2025-08-10 16:04:01 UTC

We made a comic about a job interview.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/005/108/369/667/544/original/6aec349e9ad5c81b.jpg

2025-08-10 13:35:03 UTC

Wow, that's crazy.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/004/728/317/475/063/original/663801eb531eedfb.jpeg

2025-08-09 20:40:22 UTC

LOVE ALWAYS WINS.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/000/668/658/703/057/original/77f5d46ec2a7cf51.jpg

2025-08-08 12:23:11 UTC

Genius.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/991/317/293/974/019/original/141af77b11bdf52d.jpeg

2025-08-07 22:15:49 UTC

Bro you gotta join ICE, the benefits are insane. Free diapers in case you shit your pants when you see a brown person. Everyone gets protective sunglasses not just for the job but also for when a girl pepper sprays you because you tried to talk to her. Roofies in the kidnapping van are up for grabs.

2025-08-05 21:09:58 UTC

Perfect, just in time for Avatar 4.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/977/955/943/228/250/original/db7a3f43cd89e457.jpg

2025-08-05 18:54:12 UTC

BREAKING NEWS: Trump is stuck on the roof of the White House. An aide attempted to assist the president, showing him the stairs. Trump angrily yelled that he came up those stairs and he needs down stairs, not up stairs.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/977/585/734/619/001/original/274200dcf78a8cdd.jpg

2025-08-04 00:30:48 UTC

I was once again mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me with my future sister in law at the beach. I was so young and naive back then, blissfully unaware of the godawful sunburn I would have a few hours later.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/967/607/021/130/338/original/ccc557e82fa9becc.jpg

2025-08-03 02:33:30 UTC

Very suspicious.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/962/490/923/412/771/original/5e7a26db065ede35.jpeg

2025-08-02 12:20:29 UTC

Obviously.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/959/136/539/965/870/original/be6ba50cae7c1a93.png

2025-07-28 19:55:42 UTC

We made a comic about Achilles.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/932/615/530/196/713/original/9f34bf23ff3ce844.jpg

2025-07-23 01:43:43 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Phomemo D30 Label Maker Machine, on sale for 54% off.
I'm getting one in case I ever lose my memory like the dude from Memento so I can just make some labels instead of covering my body in silly little tattoos.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BBT7ZFBY?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.BQ6T27LRUAO5&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.BQ6T27LRUAO5_1753231134286
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/899/759/406/188/845/original/556cb261336f9a64.jpg

2025-07-22 14:54:26 UTC

I was once again mistaken for a bot, so here's a rare family photo. Big thanks to Fishy for briefly pausing his attempt to eat my fiancée's laptop for the picture.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/897/134/220/541/785/original/1b0bfd3ec182719b.jpg

2025-07-19 17:10:01 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Drone, on sale for 72% off.
What makes this drone different from all the other drones out there, you ask? Well, ladies and gentlemen, can you say STABLE HOVER?
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DDP9JH24?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.29BUHCV3MQO2&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.29BUHCV3MQO2_1752943250734
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/880/887/315/219/319/original/7b2606f34b814404.jpg

2025-07-18 12:06:11 UTC

I should invest in gold.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/874/146/117/880/559/original/5487ccdab00263e5.png

2025-07-14 16:48:28 UTC

That is some impressive dedication.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/852/249/610/824/658/original/6f99462a223a35f0.jpeg

2025-07-09 21:31:23 UTC

This is one of my favorite comics we've made. Cats will be cats.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/825/250/029/400/603/original/b2d075565979634b.jpg

2025-06-27 12:10:14 UTC

It's nearly impossible to say.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/753/526/181/412/648/original/410945b0d6054b14.jpeg

2025-06-20 00:56:56 UTC

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/712/969/545/501/309/original/a0fa09c21069c420.jpeg

2025-06-03 21:51:50 UTC

UPDATE: The number is now 875. Does the number have what it takes to become a 4 digit number? Only time and possibly some random person with $125 to spare will tell.
https://gofund.me/711f1548
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2025-05-28 22:13:03 UTC

I love sloths.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/587/753/960/910/602/original/2df3bd61c099dd3c.png

2025-05-20 12:45:26 UTC

Humans were born to smile.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/538/347/590/963/355/original/8b98fab950013c51.png

2025-05-07 19:17:22 UTC

It's the world's most powerful renewable resource.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/467/967/456/635/749/original/2a66d3bae6209c76.png

2025-04-22 19:20:21 UTC

That's some poor planning.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/382/974/802/363/096/original/c7c27888a918d035.png

2025-04-19 17:57:40 UTC

I'm not sure if I follow.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/365/715/960/911/490/original/be914efca9d7a98d.jpg

2025-04-05 12:35:26 UTC

Badass.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/285/380/891/820/075/original/cb9991d0f861d106.png

2025-04-01 16:59:30 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Dyson Ball Animal Total Clean Vacuum. Do not be distracted by the culture war. This is what the elites want, so that we are too preoccupied to focus on the war against dirt, dust, and filth. Get a vacuum, soldier.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CT96QZMM?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.I62UBF2865I9&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.I62UBF2865I9_1743524689561
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/263/639/260/798/516/original/8f3e6dc57fac86c9.jpg

2025-03-25 13:32:23 UTC

BREAKING NEWS: Reports state that Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth accidentally shared the nation's nuclear codes instead of typing in his zip code while attempting to order a pizza from Papa Johns.

2025-03-23 01:23:18 UTC

That's so crazy.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/209/127/934/790/942/original/96377f261c91ef4e.png

2025-03-18 22:42:19 UTC

That's so fascinating.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/185/844/650/418/601/original/d43eec4247038244.png

2025-03-16 17:35:22 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Samsung 2TB Portable SSD, on sale for 52% off.
Do you know how many digital copies of Shrek 2 you can store on this bad boy? That is not a rhetorical question. Please tell me. I need to know.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0874XWW23/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_HPMVRANBJWCF9JVD71SE?linkCode=ml2&tag=connorstone06-20
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/173/083/985/996/391/original/45ce8ae9cdb3815d.jpg

2025-03-15 12:36:00 UTC

Nature is crazy.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/166/474/545/343/042/original/037dad5f3d8ad09f.png

2025-03-05 20:32:55 UTC

You don't need to keep telling me that my capital Rs are bad. I am aware, and I feel the appropriate amount of shame and disappointment in myself.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/111/506/836/273/287/original/84e814a6261948c3.png

2025-03-03 13:46:12 UTC

Math is so interesting.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/098/802/670/939/887/original/84db5c3089315eec.png

2025-02-19 16:05:11 UTC

Before you get mad at Trump for saying Ukraine started the war, take a second to consider some geopolitical questions.
-Why did Ukraine put all that provocative mineral-rich land right on Russia's border?
-Did Zelensky send Putin mixed signals?
-What was Ukraine wearing when the invasion began?

2025-02-13 21:48:29 UTC

I just wanted to once again share this painting of me riding my cat Fishy into battle that my girlfriend's sister made me for Christmas. I am still in awe of it, and will be for the rest of my life.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/998/773/606/471/120/original/6d0032f82c19de12.jpg

2025-02-12 13:48:13 UTC

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/991/224/062/684/554/original/e28b1c77d1037da8.png

2025-02-09 21:59:32 UTC

He must be fun at parties.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/976/081/052/690/262/original/97318369ab57d26b.jpg

2024-12-19 02:13:15 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Touch Screen Toaster. Society will not rest until we have placed a touch screen on everything. Touch screen skateboards. Touch screen dental floss. And of course, touch screen touch screens.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSSGHLYD?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.K1DS6NQ1QFG6&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.K1DS6NQ1QFG6_1734570311401
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/676/817/740/571/251/original/6674f12329a1212d.jpg

2024-12-14 14:06:05 UTC

THAT IS HELPFUL TO KNOW.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/651/555/842/456/746/original/6c9bff2aff5c80b6.png

2024-12-12 04:47:09 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Circular Saw Pizza Cutter. It's commonly used in Chicago, as non-industrial pizza cutters often get stuck in deep dish pizzas.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001XSFW42?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3AE9BK413USVK&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.3AE9BK413USVK_1733978799570
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2024-12-11 22:37:42 UTC

We made a comic about aliens.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/636/416/413/919/336/original/377e6a5eefc81fb7.jpg

2024-11-01 12:23:56 UTC

That's crazy.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/407/673/170/363/749/original/a2442fa9b3b7f670.png

2024-10-07 01:31:25 UTC

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2024-09-26 15:13:04 UTC

I was recently accused of posting "engagement bait" on here. I'm hurt. I'm offended. I wouldn't do that. I would never stoop so low.
Repost if you believe me.
If you don't believe me, tell me why in the comments.
If you're indifferent, send this post to your friends, family, and coworkers. Maybe they have an opinion to share.

2024-09-10 19:19:31 UTC

He's right.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/114/860/257/075/243/original/396909435ec6fc95.jpg

2024-09-02 00:16:59 UTC

George Washington originally wanted the Washington Monument to be built from the bones of dead British soldiers.

2024-08-24 18:50:36 UTC

This happened to my uncle.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2024-07-28 01:40:57 UTC

I wonder what the penalty is.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2024-07-12 00:02:58 UTC

Feeling inadequate because everyone on Mastodon appears to be an author or a doctor or a rocket scientist?
Follow me and feel better about yourself, for I have the intellect of a clever potato.

2024-05-24 14:19:56 UTC

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If you want to help celebrate my birthday, support on Patreon is greatly appreciated! But I understand if you're going all out on a present for your favorite ant instead.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

2024-05-24 14:09:50 UTC

Turned 32 today. I share a birthday with Bob Dylan, John C. Reilly, and billions of ants.

2024-05-07 12:48:53 UTC

That's fair.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2024-03-24 15:05:53 UTC

Wise words from a wise man.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/151/246/952/719/360/original/c7acd477da066892.jpg

2024-03-21 20:43:51 UTC

I can feel it happen.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2024-03-12 14:46:28 UTC

She means it, I can see it in her eyes.
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2024-03-12 12:34:18 UTC

That makes sense.
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2024-03-03 15:02:15 UTC

Clearly.
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2024-02-08 15:12:36 UTC

I love Keanu Reeves.
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2024-01-21 00:54:45 UTC

Nature is crazy.
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2024-01-18 02:01:23 UTC

I'm sure they will turn out fine.
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2023-12-26 23:29:29 UTC

That sucks.
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2023-12-23 22:17:16 UTC

That's fair.
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2023-12-21 22:31:03 UTC

Harsh.
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2023-10-21 03:21:19 UTC

That makes sense.
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2023-09-23 19:35:36 UTC

I am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:
-eat far too many sweet potatoes because you hope to discover the sweetest potato.
-wish there was more moss. Moss is great.
-suspect that big pharma invented pickleball so the elderly are more likely to get injured and be prescribed painkillers.
-keep a salt shaker on you at all times, in case someone surprises you with undersalted french fries, and also in case the slugs decide to wage war on humanity.

2023-09-16 17:30:44 UTC

Well that's no fun.
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