Zombie Gopher 🇨🇦

Just a silly gopher trying to make his way in the universe. Mostly telling jokes with friends. Constantly spouting random song lyrics. Code monkey by trade. Occasionally surly socialist politics. Gaming is love, gaming is life. Elbows up!

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2026-04-23 15:26:39 UTC

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so you're saying it's rope-amine? 😁

2026-03-18 03:28:17 UTC

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glad you got through! Sounds like a bit of a bureaucratic nightmare there 😛

2026-03-17 20:05:27 UTC

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the fuck? They can't just add you to a processing queue or something?

2026-03-10 22:16:14 UTC

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bad thing to happen on your birthday, but I wish you a happy birthday regardless! Or at least as happy as possible considering circumstances.

2026-03-05 00:06:14 UTC

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you may think no one will steal your bubblegum laptop, but you'll regret it when you run into a Barbie-themed supervillain 😁

2026-02-05 16:09:33 UTC

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Rider is the standalone IDE, Resharper is the Visual Studio plugin from the same company. I would assume they use a lot of the same code? We use VS at my work, though it often seems like VSCode + plugins are what gets new features first these days.

2026-02-05 16:01:29 UTC

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yeah, just "this is a problem" ain't helpful. We do use Resharper, which is also JetBrains, and it will typically not give warnings like that without suggesting improvements. I've also never had it warn me that I'm doing something expensive, so quite weird Rider would. Premature optimization is a bad idea anyway. 😛

2026-02-04 22:58:10 UTC

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of course your code is expensive! You ain't slumming it, you like the finer things in life! 😁
(Good thing I don't use Rider, that sort of thing shouldn't be a red underline. Yellow at worst)

2026-02-01 17:51:04 UTC

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I will die on the opposite hill! Err. Valley perhaps? Well, doesn't really matter, I'm dead anyway 😂

2026-02-01 17:45:28 UTC

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no newline for {??? You monster! 😁 (jk obvs)

2025-11-26 00:35:17 UTC

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shades of Carney there 😛

2025-11-21 20:30:20 UTC

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good job. Tell those assholes where to shove it!

2025-09-09 22:24:00 UTC

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dread, I understand, our winters are very much something to be dreaded. 😛
But why hope?

2025-09-05 21:15:46 UTC

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hope you're getting good 5G reception! 😁

2025-09-02 20:42:07 UTC

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if the mask fits, you must acquit 😁

2025-08-29 18:06:06 UTC

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they made a statement that they heard the outrage and might make changes. We'll see I guess. Definitely a "wait for reviews" one anyway given the development hell it's been in.

2025-08-22 19:32:27 UTC

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every little bit adds to gas mileage... 😁

2025-08-21 21:40:33 UTC

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I love the alliteration of gregarious glass guy 😁

2025-07-15 16:05:33 UTC

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and you were like, "don't do me like that, Tom Petty" 😁

2025-06-18 15:50:32 UTC

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*gophery hugs* ❤️

2025-05-30 15:57:08 UTC

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maybe it's on purpose? Sort of like Star Wars always has "I've got a bad feeling about this"?

2025-05-26 00:51:06 UTC

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physically, I'm fine. Emotionally, not so much. But I'll be ok. Thanks for asking. ❤️

2025-05-26 00:41:20 UTC

Well, fuck. Life comes at you fast.

2025-05-25 00:17:50 UTC

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we saw that on our cruise last year 🙂

2025-05-21 15:11:59 UTC

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ya learn something every day! 🙂
(Also, in obligatory Aussie accent: that's not a knife! 😁)

2025-05-21 14:57:25 UTC

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I've never seen one like that with the black dimply stuff.

2025-05-12 16:16:24 UTC

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it was an itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie black and white display machine-y? 😁

2025-05-06 21:08:45 UTC

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oh shit 😬

2025-05-06 18:57:39 UTC

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he reminds me of the story my mom tells of when I was a kid... She went back to work and I had to do chores. Apparently I told her that I had thought she had been put on earth to serve me, and I had quite liked the arrangement 😂

2025-04-29 04:10:28 UTC

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damn... He wasn't great, but at least he got some decent stuff for some people out of the libs.

2025-04-29 04:07:35 UTC

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PP losing his seat would make me a happy gopher 😛

2025-04-29 04:02:31 UTC

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yeah, the bloq potentially holding the balance of power is... Not ideal. Still, beats a PP win by a long shot.

2025-04-24 05:28:05 UTC

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good for him if it makes him happy! I hope he doesn't get bullied over it, but they'd probably find something else anyway.

2025-04-22 01:46:27 UTC

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that's what it sounded like at my poll too. Glad I wasn't that much of an early bird 😛

2025-04-21 23:34:41 UTC

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evening is definitely the time to go!

2025-04-18 19:13:23 UTC

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come visit Canada then eh? You can try that as well as poutine 😁

2025-04-18 18:45:04 UTC

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replace the banana with pineapple, then you got a real pizza 😁

2025-04-18 18:27:14 UTC

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stop! Butter thyme! Can't touch this 😁

2025-04-10 21:58:29 UTC

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my keyboard is busted too. It's old though so no returns. Feel your pain though!

2025-03-27 16:52:16 UTC

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the Switcher! 😁

2025-03-20 15:31:19 UTC

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I was a vampire constantly being burned up by the sun. Not such a great way to be fired up 😛

2025-03-20 02:19:54 UTC

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I know. It's always those with no power that suffer.
I wish they could all talk to my mom. Hear about how she had to stay home one summer to avoid polio. How her childhood friends were paralyzed. How others got brain damage from fever, I think due to measles. All preventable now, but for stupidity.

2025-03-20 02:13:43 UTC

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the stupidity and all the harm it causes just makes me so mad sometimes. 😕

2025-03-10 13:30:35 UTC

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happy birthday! Hopefully marks the quick approach of spring 🙂

2025-03-10 03:59:12 UTC

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only thing keeping me sane 😛
Actually, not true either. I expect him to beat the cons, keep the country together, protect us from a hostile takeover and pivot our economy away from the US. That's kind of a lot on its own 😛

2025-03-10 03:51:54 UTC

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well, I have low expectations, so that should make it easier to exceed them :D

2025-03-10 01:57:05 UTC

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much as he's probably going to be a bog standard neoliberal douchebag, I hope he can win. Not liking Canada's chances under PP.

2025-03-06 15:03:59 UTC

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may-o! May-o! Sandwich come, me gonna eat your bread :D

2025-03-06 03:58:07 UTC

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what the Donkmeister said 😁

2025-03-03 21:53:31 UTC

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caffeine is the only thing keeping me awake so I can survive another day in this hell dimension 😂

2025-03-03 21:50:23 UTC

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i wanna try me some internal delight 😂
Btw, neither is as good as dark chocolate almond milk in your coffee 😁

2025-02-28 00:54:58 UTC

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yeah, it's nice to see :)

2025-02-28 00:39:45 UTC

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anyone with a shred of decency has nothing to do with this administration. Dark times indeed.

2025-02-20 04:34:46 UTC

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*gophery hugs* hope things look brighter in the morning!

2025-02-19 21:58:49 UTC

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sure! I have no idea how much hair colouring costs, what could go wrong? 😁
https://media.gamepad.club/media_attachments/files/114/032/789/315/100/977/original/872bb783c307a676.mp4

2025-02-19 21:42:59 UTC

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one stripe of each colour 😁

2025-02-10 21:53:21 UTC

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clearly if you are racing the car you must know how to drive well, so that's a discount... 😂

2025-02-10 20:38:05 UTC

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my 81yo mom: "nooooooo" 😗

2025-02-10 17:13:50 UTC

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that's the nice thing about the lack of algorithm on here. If you don't follow someone who posts about it, you don't see it. Can mute people and it's just gone.

2025-02-10 16:11:08 UTC

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I mean, if you look at an actual heart, and an actual butt, and compare both to ❤️... Draw your own conclusions 😂

2025-02-05 18:17:13 UTC

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sounds like labour is at the table at least. Not sure why it's a Canada-US summit if it's just a Canadian thing. I'd like to see plans to diversify rather than just focusing on the US.

2025-01-29 22:40:59 UTC

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I can totally see Chappel rocking this 😁

2025-01-29 18:56:41 UTC

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"sorry kid, they only serve PC and cheese here" 😂

2025-01-28 02:42:00 UTC

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dream dogs are quite realistic :P

2025-01-15 14:38:41 UTC

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yikes! I've had leaks from above in my condo but nothing that bad 😬

2025-01-08 04:05:40 UTC

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tamagoyaki? Weren't those the little digital pets from the 90s? 😁
Looks very yummy!

2024-12-20 06:04:05 UTC

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ouch 😬 Poor kid. Hopefully he'll do better without them.

2024-12-03 17:24:15 UTC

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absolutely no mail. Dunno what they're doing for people not on e-billing.

2024-12-03 02:48:11 UTC

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🎶 I was a Teenage Exocolonist, the space program was a lie 🎶 😆
(been going through my head every time I've seen this thread)

2024-11-22 18:09:23 UTC

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Josh is indeed a ninja :D

2024-11-22 06:33:43 UTC

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or possibly flayed 😁

2024-11-22 06:02:22 UTC

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well, I guess so long as the other guy is hurt worse... :D

2024-11-14 17:07:05 UTC

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all I know about Tarot I learned from Cyberpunk 2077, so... 😂

2024-11-14 16:39:35 UTC

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if you draw Death next, is that Lovers in a Dangerous Time? 😁

2024-11-08 20:22:12 UTC

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Calm. Kindness. Kinship. Love. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago from which there’s only one conclusion, I’m damned for what I do. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight, they’ve set me on a path from which there is no escape.

2024-11-08 19:20:00 UTC

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it can be slow in spots, but the payoff? *Chef's kiss*

2024-11-08 19:12:23 UTC

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so awesome! Best thing to come out of Star Wars since Disney bought it.

2024-10-30 17:29:19 UTC

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exactly right. Less judging, more empathy goes a long way.

2024-10-15 21:08:04 UTC

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I have no idea what that means, but I'm intrigued 😂

2024-09-20 20:01:11 UTC

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it'd be nice to be able to make calls without getting stressed out. But then, I guess everyone goes through one kind of shit or another 😂

2024-09-20 19:35:40 UTC

TFW you psych yourself up and are all ready to make a call, then you get sent to voicemail and you know they're going to call you back at the worst possible time when you're totally not ready for it.

2024-08-21 22:52:46 UTC

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it probably is a nice thing to ask. I'd probably just say I'm good and not actually list preferences though, as I don't want to be a bother. Though, if you do ask and no one says anything, you can't be faulted for not accommodating them 😛

2024-08-17 01:08:24 UTC

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remember when "Not the onion" was a hashtag? 😂