spork (eepy girl)

type of witch who writes fiction, captures light on film, and weaves gay magic
maximum jank, minimum reward
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

pronouns (english): she/her
pronombres (español): ella
website: http://philo.gay/
bsky: @philo.gay

Last Notes

2026-08-18 02:20:38 UTC

over the past few months, I've been taking very wide (no, wider) photos out of trains and ferries
read my blog post about how I did it and check out the photos here:
https://philo.gay/linecam

2026-08-11 15:43:43 UTC

i went to Canada on vacation and found out they they don't have electricity here. they do this thing called "hydro" instead where high pressure water shoots out of the sockets. i hate it here.

2026-05-05 21:59:11 UTC

does anyone need a sysadmin, SRE, or cybersecurity person with experience with cell and radio networks? i'm looking for a job to end my five month streak of unemployment
i have a BSc and MSc in Computing Security and 4 years job experience (resume upon request)
i can work in the Boston area or remote in the US
#getfedihired #fedihire

2025-12-08 02:19:54 UTC

being a robot means that your girlfriend can mess with your mind in innovative (and hot!) ways. i wrote some lesbian erotica about this possibility; go check it out:
https://philo.gay/stories/jtag.html

2025-11-24 20:19:40 UTC

i had a vision while at work and dropped everything to inflict it upon the world at large
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2025-07-03 17:08:41 UTC

i don't care about your job title. instead, i ask: what sort of anomaly would the SCP foundation recruit you to help contain?

2025-06-19 01:05:09 UTC

mt auburn cemetery, cambridge
🎞️: Harman Phoenix
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2025-06-17 01:57:49 UTC

a quiet space at harvard
🎞️: Kodak Gold 200
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2024-12-17 15:57:57 UTC

it's homophobic that I'm not allowed into every architecturally interesting building