Ailatan

I have successfully pretended to be the highest ranking prosecutorial authority in Crimea for 11 years.

Founder and CEO of Natalia News Network, America's most Russian news media.

Public Key

npub1kadkm7lqn3682gqs4kl9w5v6a5vlytn4y9rgn09y3f05vtz9h2pqe05x42

NIP-05 Address

ailatan_at_poa.st@momostr.pink

Profile Code

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2025-09-14 15:47:07 UTC

Erika Kirk's leaked battle plan for avenging her husband.
1. Speak at AIPAC.
2. Raise funds for Israel.
3. Demand more government spending to combat anti-semitism.
4. Travel to Israel to touch that stupid wall.
https://i.poastcdn.org/71/d3/00/71d3007819e9e599711860eef506641177ece9f1a0132cc789c695fcdb517a90.png

2025-09-13 21:20:49 UTC

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Frieza's gender?
https://i.poastcdn.org/c9/4e/d7/c94ed78d69fd3dc90dcd2c5f54845966fcc49ae3599a2726e75cf6a8828b715f.jpg

2025-09-11 14:09:50 UTC

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Can't because of sanctions.
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2025-09-11 14:08:37 UTC

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Where are you?
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2025-09-11 14:05:13 UTC

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Yo, what's up?
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2025-09-11 14:01:20 UTC

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The guy was making good points, but then just had to go full retard and claim Israel did 9/11, which completely sidetracked the conversation and gave Charlie an easy debating position.
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2025-09-01 19:49:47 UTC

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The rape Lisa.
https://i.poastcdn.org/24/f3/fb/24f3fbd9d3920bbb72344bd7174af6dc35407eca8c2eb41b5adbc9db502e0c07.webm

2025-09-01 19:30:46 UTC

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Could be Lisa Simpson who is a groyper and who also rapes. Then again, that would be even more out of character.
https://i.poastcdn.org/26/da/43/26da439a963a268436e367cfced3abaa5f6a17cb933674751280a2fdbe7ad4cb.jpg

2025-08-29 13:37:30 UTC

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What are masturbation machine stories?
Inquired by major general Natalia Poklonskaya.
https://i.poastcdn.org/4d/a7/f7/4da7f7a4bd3aed66a5569e71f6fd8a482b35c2c867454e943f3c914f966f5f4a.png

2025-08-29 12:26:00 UTC

me listening to my fbi agent rave about which federal buildings i should bomb, what different kinds of explosives he can provide and which ideologies i should carry out the attack under (he's behind on his quota)
https://i.poastcdn.org/4b/58/c6/4b58c658894a1f3f96350cdc820711d80dffa06c0b9ae2925d3b495258c86c94.jpg

2025-08-24 19:07:06 UTC

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They got deported after.
https://i.poastcdn.org/65/d7/f4/65d7f40cdfad6f22903b602130f203e284ee92e84b6b3465a05deaa40d09946c.jpg

2025-08-22 15:21:19 UTC

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They themselves know it's true.
https://i.poastcdn.org/62/72/ac/6272ac25c3e1442594f6b821e8b4ccb906a2089446c619dae2499489aafa8d86.mp4

2025-08-19 10:09:05 UTC

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> end it
https://i.poastcdn.org/90/29/72/9029722542ce05622f2940253f34dc0dd6ff0a116104f23973800972ec8f3dda.jpg

2025-08-18 09:03:45 UTC

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> leaves fight and comes back 99 times to deliver one more clever line
> none of them are clever
https://i.poastcdn.org/8e/8f/40/8e8f404babfc03b2d05e251148dc34abcd1b0427fe82d8743ebb66c5d19b98aa.jpg

2025-08-15 19:46:31 UTC

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Everybody knows what the problem is. Nobody is brave enough to say it out loud.
https://i.poastcdn.org/d8/c0/3a/d8c03a639470bd69b0a0606384826277f4a68c0b7c77a6a64138a88054bbd64d.jpg

2025-08-15 11:53:33 UTC

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> I AM THE WALL
https://i.poastcdn.org/a1/9f/26/a19f26994a9dfced78ef8f8b97104ae583407242b1b1044b8634758129629b87.jpg

2025-08-15 10:33:16 UTC

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Never talk to me or my twin sister ever again.
https://i.poastcdn.org/32/71/5b/32715b61c08c9253cf3d48ee8ecf408e725e045dc656c59d426081732ce8f571.jpg

2025-08-11 19:38:59 UTC

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You're not supposed to argue with them?!?!
https://i.poastcdn.org/e0/2b/1a/e02b1a2b7dde42a5d58c4b2a31fe00691f3dc20ab12e323758c2c873a7a04406.jpg

2025-08-08 17:20:15 UTC

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Is this real?
https://i.poastcdn.org/a4/37/cd/a437cd36ef5705d5f40541fa5ca4f0405e230fd7e824f25f41f3f1238de30064.png

2025-08-08 15:42:46 UTC

> go to war
> your battle buddy is a donkey that outranks you
> he's also better equipped than you
> he's too light for anti-personnel mines
> he can eat grass anywhere while you starve
https://i.poastcdn.org/7d/20/89/7d208952f18cec4fe41f760518d60908e2c7d99545fc47ea179c142afc01f8ca.png

2025-07-26 21:51:32 UTC

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If you get rabies you can just tough it out, pussy.
https://i.poastcdn.org/d0/5b/75/d05b752a2bd1b65948ecd2235456c6a93d01b3879d70e5578800ea8e53cf0fb6.png

2025-07-25 20:50:06 UTC

Me browsing the sex offender registry website trying to find the sign up button.
https://i.poastcdn.org/fb/19/d1/fb19d1df2efd044d72506a7f2cebb235e5cb0633a7fecea0828b1f9ba2fb0dcf.jpg

2025-07-24 22:54:53 UTC

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hello fren
https://i.poastcdn.org/77/2d/ab/772dab62767ea37e1eeacad78fcb5c154ac8a0df65748509216aec250bb09fa8.webm

2025-07-24 22:52:35 UTC

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> attack helicopter
Now that's inclusive.
https://i.poastcdn.org/2e/85/ac/2e85ac7a97a0d808f3fe2d8b8575492885f9e832215f8d183f04bb1731d7a059.mp4

2025-07-24 20:17:01 UTC

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Post the 11rd pic of your trayvon folder.
https://i.poastcdn.org/95/66/96/956696a35f6ad59a1dfcbf0873504f7a11de1966ec490b4a3de050f15328414c.jpg

2025-07-24 13:04:28 UTC

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It was a self-defense situation.
https://i.poastcdn.org/a3/db/7c/a3db7c67a4f41bc182632d6c99cd9d8ab45a87cf76dacb94d1eac324fa23440b.jpg

2025-07-23 20:27:13 UTC

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This. Trump writing "nobody cares about Epstein" was the biggest mistake of his political career.
https://i.poastcdn.org/32/88/c6/3288c6e7d867fc3549a0ae7af5fa40dcb8dfc8cd9fe2c3ca43f8db132c593de2.jpg

2025-07-22 20:12:05 UTC

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Hello friend. Natalia can represent you for free. Her specialty is making cat noises.
https://i.poastcdn.org/9d/94/bc/9d94bc2c6acf8cf9674a27c2526b1c8203273b1dfc5810d51f6ac3afa6b979a5.jpg

2025-07-21 21:42:17 UTC

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Ice bro wants to go home.
https://i.poastcdn.org/8c/9e/63/8c9e630b60d8c05adedfc04cb5eb7e8b19d17474238593aa14175cae402930fb.jpg

2025-07-21 18:18:22 UTC

POV: Your old GPU desperately trying to prove it's still good enough, just before you replace it with a newer model.
https://i.poastcdn.org/c5/f4/ca/c5f4cad3c6489b0b3319b09f468486e9de4e32a7b517a9846223fb79e579cd05.webm

2025-07-20 19:25:17 UTC

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n-niger...
*blushes*
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2025-07-18 20:56:37 UTC

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2025-07-18 13:40:31 UTC

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-5,118
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2025-07-15 19:34:38 UTC

I have just obtained the Epstein client list. The first name is
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2025-07-15 11:57:24 UTC

War Games movie in 2025.
> the AI is a politically correct corporate LLM
> US military gives it control over nukes
> a hacker tricks the LLM into roleplaying a nuclear war
> nobody can figure out how to stop it
> except a gang of edgy kids who get it under control by threatening to say the n-word
https://i.poastcdn.org/ce/5f/fb/ce5ffb881f93fe3ce8360a2fc0b2adc29a2aa40e9c5f576147833199d53d70ef.jpg

2025-07-13 13:05:27 UTC

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> listening to youtube experts
What breaks my sides the most is the guy's neutral facial expression next to prophesies of utter chaos and destruction.
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