ozymandingus
ferrell

i like to assert my dominance in the household by cutting my steak w the chef’s knife
https://image.nostr.build/389848d12b580791e758370476cc5a40b3b9d200d7acd2f36da86d6cd72b2d4b.jpg

2024-03-10 23:03:06 UTC

instructions unclear; ejaculating.

2024-03-09 18:51:21 UTC

daytime whiskey

2024-03-08 20:38:41 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/5836694995bc4701a28f65b0e384c320bbaf9132a6a8df5905e8f3b7b8b40053.jpg

2024-03-06 20:19:48 UTC

feel like ska is poised for a comeback

2024-03-06 04:04:29 UTC

englands be like “schewwpid”

2024-03-06 03:56:58 UTC

why do internet searches suck ass now?

2024-03-03 23:54:15 UTC

we’re all getting laid tonight, fam

2024-03-02 16:02:21 UTC

no underwear gang
also piss stains on my pants gang

2024-03-02 00:03:48 UTC

shitty dick nipples

2024-03-01 15:19:06 UTC

weather forecast for the next 7 days is gloomy af and i’m lovin it.

2024-03-01 09:42:30 UTC

the slightest glimpse of solid joy could save your life.

2024-03-01 08:19:28 UTC

- reply

what good is a censorship resistant protocol if i can’t ask questions like this?!

2024-03-01 08:17:51 UTC

- reply

so… you don’t know where to get one?

2024-03-01 00:55:07 UTC

where can i get a legit copy of the anarchist’s cookbook?

2024-02-29 23:03:29 UTC

- reply

shake em up
shake em up
shake em up
shake em

2024-02-29 22:30:41 UTC

NEW BOOKS
https://image.nostr.build/10861026be5de2b49fdbaac7c94a485cc07c6dc412cdbccbf2a7595793e6243c.jpg

2024-02-29 01:07:18 UTC

how i inspect your cock #note1syl…lngt

2024-02-29 01:03:04 UTC

cummy underdrawers.

2024-02-28 22:05:53 UTC

- reply

isn’t that all accounts?

2024-02-28 20:18:18 UTC

wtf is this #note1lxe…axr6

2024-02-28 14:23:48 UTC

am i buh-tarded?

2024-02-26 20:49:57 UTC

- reply

a dinner plate

2024-02-26 19:22:27 UTC

https://video.nostr.build/6a5040a9e4d815de8ed51780c1a0a19169c980bf793925d0dffe1a7cb95c910c.mp4

2024-02-24 22:48:28 UTC

- reply

yeah steve foot jobs

2024-02-24 22:10:05 UTC

- reply

fun fact, his middle name was “foot”

2024-02-24 04:39:47 UTC

I TOUCHED SNOW!

2024-02-23 03:49:53 UTC

driving to michigan. wish me luck!

2024-02-23 03:21:12 UTC

- reply

ye has never been good cancel me

2024-02-22 23:09:49 UTC

- reply

pretty sure you don’t need those anymore…

2024-02-22 02:07:54 UTC

every time
https://image.nostr.build/1b915a706f60f708d2d86615b1040a9da475b1cd6aa79fce7410198246f46575.jpg

2024-02-21 20:45:36 UTC

- reply

thanks mate!

2024-02-21 20:23:06 UTC

gf got me a chain for vday i’m lovin it THANKS WOMAN https://image.nostr.build/dac7f88403a9f309b0a70c1a95e39bb45c484c415823acdf5434af965ea45980.jpg

2024-02-21 16:14:48 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/d8678debb8113d255fcd16e91423f3ca09c49e53720b1e1b38fdeeb1a8426a6a.jpg

2024-02-21 11:25:17 UTC

- reply

what is a note

2024-02-21 11:22:54 UTC

test post
https://image.nostr.build/7953473d05827afc6453af1e3410e58575117ea6875d814c7de74cc940d595e3.jpg

2024-02-21 11:13:39 UTC

2024-02-21 03:27:42 UTC

aim for the bushes?

2024-02-21 02:40:09 UTC

- reply

CHEESE

2024-02-21 02:26:40 UTC

- reply

it’s the ultimate test of self-governance

2024-02-21 02:17:58 UTC

i’m a dangerous man when there’s cheese in the house

2024-02-21 02:08:22 UTC

2024-02-21 02:05:37 UTC

helldivers
please
just let me play 😔

2024-02-20 20:36:32 UTC

- reply

seems pretty accurate to me…

2024-02-20 18:05:06 UTC

the 🐐 is fuckin orange pilled #note13ak…wxkq

2024-02-20 03:55:16 UTC

- reply

just picked this up

2024-02-19 23:29:52 UTC

time to spread freedom mortars across the galaxy https://image.nostr.build/ad303cb866e53d39d1eac08d70e035f36dade9ab323c4c1a01dd6792a2783289.jpg

2024-02-19 23:28:38 UTC

- reply

ayy lmaoooo

2024-02-19 23:28:23 UTC

satire but hilarious #note1j0t…6nwn

2024-02-19 18:29:44 UTC

test

2024-02-19 17:20:52 UTC

- reply

downloaded, haven’t tried it out yet. i don’t have accounts on mastodon or bsky but will probably create bc i must be unleashed upon the poor souls over there

2024-02-19 17:16:57 UTC

so with this nootti app, i can spread my stupidity across the open internet? v interesting… 🤔

2024-02-19 16:38:39 UTC

rare peepees

2024-02-19 15:15:51 UTC

guys i’m not nostr famous and i’m not making my monthly salary with of zaps and it’s your fault

2024-02-19 14:43:33 UTC

- reply

so you can fuck up a pot of coffee?

2024-02-18 23:50:05 UTC

heroes have betrayed,
we sing for better days,
don’t sign our lives away,
to impure industries
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LD9_TVVdxf8&pp=ygUVbXV0aW55IHNldCB5b3VyIGdvYWxz

2024-02-18 03:06:04 UTC

is altered carbon any good? books obviously

2024-02-18 03:02:11 UTC

- reply

rfk is about as far away from libertarian as you can get.

2024-02-18 02:58:27 UTC

- reply

nostr is full of them. it’s unfortunate.

2024-02-18 00:02:33 UTC

@npub1sg6…f63m when are you gonna stop wasting your money on free speech and censorship resistant technologies and focus on making a non-shitty version of surfline

2024-02-17 23:50:55 UTC

- reply

no clue how anyone in this space can simp for former KGB

2024-02-17 14:14:43 UTC

- reply

i think his point was ad blocker youtube content creators something something.

2024-02-17 13:38:28 UTC

- reply

where’s that one guy on here who was equating usage of ad blockers to grand larceny? he’s around here somewhere.

2024-02-17 02:37:16 UTC

what happens? #note1nzq…guz5

2024-02-16 17:30:24 UTC

PoW 💪🏼 https://image.nostr.build/6843a73038a82655758b7dba40f3ca2e592528e5bd34107a2838c4380522d908.jpg

2024-02-16 17:29:23 UTC

- reply

conspiratwats use this tactic all the time so annoying

2024-02-16 15:26:29 UTC

- reply

2024-02-16 04:39:35 UTC

grilled cheese #note1epz…y87d

2024-02-15 19:50:57 UTC

life hack: commit treason to increase hang time #note14sj…tapm

2024-02-15 17:49:06 UTC

if i ever go to jail, i’ll just get my conviction overturned on the grounds that the judge failed to account for MY truth.

2024-02-15 03:50:27 UTC

- reply

if only i could create better content

2024-02-15 03:47:03 UTC

- reply

i’d like a burger

2024-02-14 18:36:27 UTC

totin brass and eatin ass

2024-02-14 15:05:40 UTC

staring my morning with 15 cock push ups

2024-02-14 03:17:32 UTC

much ado about humping.

2024-02-13 18:58:50 UTC

- reply

is he ok?

2024-02-13 14:58:09 UTC

what if we grew a new tooth every year

2024-02-13 00:48:55 UTC

look what the prime man brought 👀 https://image.nostr.build/20fb138d25a701950e956be4aaa4a37b3be24b7f0fe994820cb17a18f39fef94.jpg

2024-02-12 02:31:45 UTC

quality vday gift recs from etsy! https://image.nostr.build/4214d7437b8743d7f80ab8c8541bd41c8311af6deef2f4d351c0e67ffb0e03a6.jpg

2024-02-12 02:30:59 UTC

- reply

where they go to get their vitamin T shots

2024-02-12 02:21:33 UTC

@npub1sg6…f63m in a satoshi tee shirt but the focus is on the two professional performers. analogy in there somewhere.

2024-02-12 01:37:02 UTC

ludaaaaaa

2024-02-12 00:59:14 UTC

meth gator #note14a8…dqz0

2024-02-12 00:34:49 UTC

yep. mental midget. #note19m5…g35q

2024-02-11 23:53:32 UTC

never knew jesus was a foot guy.

2024-02-11 23:48:58 UTC

- reply

15 years ago

2024-02-11 16:37:15 UTC

- reply

zapcid

2024-02-11 14:07:46 UTC

we’re thinking of moving closer to the beach. the idea of picking up surfing again (but in earnest this time) is giving me life. i really like the idea of fitness with nature. stuff like climbing, surfing. rambling, but anyway. pretty excited.

2024-02-09 18:52:08 UTC

- reply

thought

2024-02-09 18:51:53 UTC

- reply

damn that that said blueballs