Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher.

I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way.

Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

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2026-06-20 20:35:04 UTC

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@nprofile…kmk4 Did not see her splat, but I think I heard it at the end. The levels of stupidity by everyone involved is staggering. I’d assume I’m fired at that point and just hop in my car and drive to a non-extradition country and start my new life on the lam.

2026-05-09 12:04:06 UTC

If the people who create time travel don’t make their first voyage back to kill the person responsible for the ‘Passkey’ then all that research was a waste of time. Paradoxical problems be damned. It’s worth rolling the dice.

2026-05-07 10:35:16 UTC

Disturbing new trend noticed today. Two entirely separate groups. Younger girl decorates her face with random skittles sized dots. Pink and purple. Total clown face on the horizon. Though you can argue this is already happening.

2026-05-04 15:15:21 UTC

Went to the black market today!
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/516/959/326/152/014/original/6d24657defe72ea2.jpeg

2026-04-30 21:25:28 UTC

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@nprofile…n670 @nprofile…7qq8 Ah, yes, the Mastodon HOA telling a bot to add alt-text. 🤡🤣

2026-04-27 13:14:15 UTC

Nazi (c 1938): a member or supporter of Germany’s National Socialist German Workers' Party. A vile organization that utilized eugenics via genocide in an attempt to create a master race of aryans. Among other atrocities. Soundly defeated in battle in 1945.
Nazi (c 2026): any person, party or organization that you do not agree with politically, thereby diluting the memory of one of the most heinous periods in the history of modern man.

2026-04-25 08:47:48 UTC

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I’ve held on to that ticket stub like it was proof that night really happened. We didn’t have tickets for the 2nd night, which turned put to be a good call. BHS got their set cut by the sound guys, stuff was thrown by Gibby, arrests were made outside the club. I bet they talk about this in their upcoming documentary. They were no longer on the bill the 2nd night. I’d neber seem the club that packed. RHCP just got their new guitarist after the previous one overdosed. They were HUGE in San Diego.

2026-04-25 08:43:28 UTC

A friend of mine sent me this flyer from a gig we went to. First time I’d seen Butthole Surfers. Not the first time I’d tried to see them, but the first time it actually happened. Blew our shroomed minds wide open. Packed house at the craziest club I have ever been to. Iguanas was in Tijuana, 5 minute walk from the border. We could drink beers at 18 and the minimal security made it like lord of the flies. RHCP were also at peak that night, ready to begin their quick plummet into mediocrity.
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2026-04-24 16:02:58 UTC

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@nprofile…kmk4 Have you seen this episode of Twilight Zone called “Eye Of The Beholder”? That’s where that image comes from! I can’t find a shareable link as that’s some well guarded IP. If you sail the high seas, she be there for the plunderin’! Season 2. It’s a great episode in a show full of many many great episodes.

2026-04-23 13:08:44 UTC

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Would have been better if the dudes had the broccoli hair, but not even a wise visionary like Rod Serling could have predicted something so utterly fucking stupid.

2026-04-23 12:21:37 UTC

Thanks to TikTok and plastic surgeons with no moral compass, we have finally another episode of Twilight Zone become reality.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/453/990/594/228/044/original/3044259b15a5b571.jpeg

2026-04-23 06:08:05 UTC

Holy fucking shit is it ever tiring hearing people cry about billionaires. You’d probably be just as pathetic without their interference. These are the same people who blamed ‘boomers’ for everything 10 years ago. Quite likely that without boomers or billionaires that your life would still suck and you’d find another convenient scapegoat. I’ve yet to see one clear headed, logical plan on how to counter the evil billionaires. Just a LOT of whining and finger pointing. Par for the course.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/452/522/289/119/080/original/28142ebcf6017162.jpeg
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2026-04-21 22:28:14 UTC

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@nprofile…7avl Another short video: https://youtube.com/shorts/rPDIJBqPCK8

2026-04-21 05:05:32 UTC

Wouldn’t mind having one of these: https://totsukatoys.base.shop/items/138556794
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zMFbYbU3C0w

2026-04-17 13:59:34 UTC

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@nprofile…kmk4 Continued: the old shareware model was the best. Give the user enough time to decide if they are going to like and depend on the software, then limit functionality for a fair payment. Author emails you unique unlock key and you're good to go. Of course that doesn't squeeze every last drop of blood from the user, so now ppl shamelessly make their apps a subscription. I won't do it. People once made a living writing software without having to rip people off. It's just greed.

2026-04-17 11:11:47 UTC

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@nprofile…kmk4 I want to pay once. Period. And own what I bought. If there's a major overhaul, offer a respectable upgrade price. For nearly every piece of software in existence there is a free, less polished version. I'll use that before I let anyone pick my pockets with any kind of pay to play setup. I may not be the best case study at 55 years old and done with all the bullshit. Function over fashion. Give me a good working piece of software and a donate button and you'll get my money.

2026-04-17 08:38:21 UTC

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@nprofile…kmk4 To feel important, I suppose. I've carried the same contacts list from phone to phone, platform to platform, for almost 15 years. Never once have I felt the built in contacts app lacked anything or feel a need to complain about the phone number formatting. Slow day at the Daring Fireball blog idea desk. Or, in his case, slow day at the Daring Fireball idea subscription app.
I'll pay outright for apps I use a lot and like. I will never pay a subscription. Ever.

2026-04-17 06:25:44 UTC

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@nprofile…kmk4 That contacts app he suggests is 8 bucks a MONTH! Crazy. Subscriptions have ruined everything.

2026-04-15 11:00:58 UTC

I've waited months for this moment. An exceptionally long German winter. The land with no light. My soul defrosts!
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2026-04-03 16:38:41 UTC

Important to remember: he died for YOUR sins. Not MINE. So I’m just just gonna keep on sinning for now. You… maybe dial it back a bit. :jrbd:

2026-04-02 07:25:12 UTC

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@nprofile…kmk4 They would fly me up to the mothership in Sunnyvale to webcast their earnings calls, including the one where they totally shit the bed and tanked the stock after 911. We allowed stock analysts to call in and one of them roasted the board so hard that I scrambled to liquidate some shares on E-Trade that night. The entire San Diego office and hosting facility that Cuban had bought a couple years earlier was liquidated by end of 2001, just a couple months after that call.

2026-04-02 06:53:36 UTC

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@nprofile…kmk4 I ended up at Yahoo! by acquisition. Audionet became Broadcast.com, Yahoo bought them for a ludicrous sum (4 billion… creating superstar Mark Cuban in the process) and by 2001 completely squandered the tech opportunities we offered in favor of advertising while everyone migrated away to other platforms. The typical Yahoo acquisition story.
We had to clean up when it became broadcast.com and the big ipo was around the corner.

2026-04-01 23:21:33 UTC

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@nprofile…kmk4 When I worked at Audionet we had one of those Sun SPARC machines and the dude who used it gave me a login and remote X11 desktop to play around on. Was way too n00b to get into it, but I loved the gui. Dude smoked a shit ton of weed on the roof of the office. We all did. Those days were the best… show up however (showers seemed optional), make new shit people don’t know they want, get blazed, quick round of Quake Arena or Red Alert, call it a day 12 hours later.

2026-04-01 22:59:58 UTC

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@nprofile…kmk4 SGI Indigo! I almost bought one in eBay years back. Got outbid. Won a DEC Alphastation in a different auction. Couldn’t even give that thing away when I was moving. Ended up at the UCSD computer flea market thing they have. I really wanted that Indigo!

2026-04-01 07:19:37 UTC

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@nprofile…kmk4 Not the video you asked for, but a great compilation all the same.
https://youtu.be/5Eh10fw1wOE

2026-03-31 08:22:35 UTC

Quit sending rockets to search for life, water and oil on other planets. We’ve already got that stuff here and take it for granted. Are we going to move to the moon if they find water? This is all about finding more revenue for those already obscenely wealthy. Fkn waste of time, money, resources. Maybe we outta fix what we have here on Earth.

2026-03-31 07:37:19 UTC

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@nprofile…xmdp
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/322/637/757/136/165/original/18f647563d671f6a.jpeg

2026-03-31 07:20:58 UTC

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@nprofile…xmdp Agreed! Still have the “Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers” 3D comic with the original glasses that had the banana scratch n sniff between the lenses. Always had that thing out when trippin.

2026-03-31 07:18:47 UTC

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@nprofile…xmdp Get this… I am at ground zero for pork consumption, yet these people don’t really eat ham. Sometimes you can get it sliced in a sandwich, but they don’t sell them for roasting in your oven. I’d be stoked if I could roast a glazed ham, make a nice dinner and have a month of ham sandwiches. Nope. Not in the rules. Schnitzel or gtfo.

2026-03-30 20:05:10 UTC

“Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen” is fkn crazy af. A good show to stumble up on!

2026-03-30 15:42:26 UTC

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@nprofile…7avl Too much something, that’s for sure!

2026-03-30 12:02:11 UTC

I think I’m sick. Hard to tell. No cough, fever or any other symptons other than complete fatigue. So much sleeping and napping.

2026-03-30 07:12:56 UTC

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@nprofile…d83f Looks like It’s time to throw that back on for a spin. The lights have all gone ouuuuuuuut!

2026-03-29 19:58:02 UTC

Watched the first episode of “Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen” and I’m all-in! Creepy af!

2026-03-28 07:00:52 UTC

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@nprofile…az47 That cat’s seen some shit and isn’t going to put up with any of yours.

2026-03-28 06:58:46 UTC

Tiger Woods, with yet another drunk driving crash, will serve no time. That’s a 15 year sentence for normals/poors. Just in case you want to see how the scales of justice really tip.

2026-03-27 23:01:21 UTC

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@nprofile…pcgp @nprofile…7avl I have SmartTube Beta on my asop google tv devices and it’s amazing. It was my ipad where the ads bugged me. Albania to the rescue!

2026-03-27 19:44:18 UTC

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@nprofile…7avl I do not want to give Google a single penny for any of their products, in any form. YouTube included in the collateral damage. I refuse to be extorted to stop the punishment of being shown ads, which is exactly what they’re doing. Won’t give us money? Then get ready to watch more and more ads until you fold and give us the money. Never! I’ll go back to reading books before I pay. I pay for the computer, I pay for the internet access… that’s enough!

2026-03-27 18:55:32 UTC

This guy is such a comically awful failure. The schadenfreude burns bright watching him get handed defeat after defeat, this time right in the middle of an interview. The leopards feast on his face.
https://youtube.com/shorts/WTBN5pLYsdo

2026-03-27 12:34:34 UTC

Tip Of The Week/Year: Switch your vpn to Albania, where advertising during streams is not allowed, and enjoy your ad-free YouTube. Go ahead, try it out. Working just splendid here, on ProtonVPN. I assume all others will too, providing the metal is in Albania proper.

2026-03-26 23:33:01 UTC

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@nprofile…qeqs @nprofile…7avl
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GqHjOmZVxVs

2026-03-26 23:28:43 UTC

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@nprofile…k95v I enjoy this for the ability to offend both sides of the fence at the same time.

2026-03-25 18:09:44 UTC

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@nprofile…7avl Gives me Palm VII ptsd. Was king of the worldmfor the entire 4 months that service lasted after I saved a whole summer to get it! Then Comaq released the ipaq. Another early adopter bust I got suckered into!
http://www.pencomputing.com/palm/Reviews/palm7_main.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPAQ

2026-03-25 16:28:39 UTC

New iPad OS is supposed to fix the horrendous typing problems. I have my doubts. What I really hope they fixedis the task manager thing that had missing apps I couldn’t close.

2026-03-25 14:30:21 UTC

On a long (or short) enough timeline AI is going to take your job and if you don’t have a plan for when that happens, that’s your fkn fault. Should be spending less time chirping about how AI will fail, and cheering “lol we told you so!” with every blip in the road these companies encounter, and spend more time trying to figure out where you’re going to fit in the picture when it comes for your job.

2026-03-25 07:44:04 UTC

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@nprofile…kmk4 I have a feeling Apple will meet your demands. Just barely. That’s how they keep their claws in ya! Keep em wanting more. I don’t like the price gouging on adding more storage or ram. The planned obsolescence is wasteful. And that os26 liquid glass hasn’t grown on me, like it was supposed to. Especially on my ipad, where it’s bugs a plenty. But the idea that I’d proactively choose Windows or Android is laughable. Linux could be a winner but the community can’t agree on the simplest shit.

2026-03-25 07:32:09 UTC

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@nprofile…kmk4 That was a BIG shift for me. I wasn’t a huge Mac guy and the OS up through 9 didn’t do it for me. I was/am a big fan of the NEXT interface having had a chance to play with one and trying to get whatever Linux distro I was fiddling with at the tine to replicate it. I bought one of those turquoise iMacs and that was that. Have an m4 mini now, and it’s not my daily driver. Windows laptop, for work, is most of my computer use. Outside that, iPad.

2026-03-24 06:51:00 UTC

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@nprofile…d83f Jams front to back. Their first 3 albums stay in rotation.

2026-03-23 20:31:09 UTC

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@nprofile…3e6m calling @nprofile…7avl - they be jiving on Easy Cheese up in this confession. Set shit straight.

2026-03-23 16:55:47 UTC

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@nprofile…49d7 The moment you hand money to a bank, it’s not yours anymore. The paperwork says as much. They turn around and use it for their investments, give you a pittance of the draw and let you use it so long as they don’t think you’re breaking laws. In many cases, you get penalized for taking it back it, particularly if you chose to gamble it on a long term investment. Penalized. On your own money! Fuck a bank. Sadly an evil we have to endure to be anything worth a shit.

2026-03-23 16:34:15 UTC

You know things are a fkn clown show when I believe Iran.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/279/451/197/886/235/original/ef65574783a520fd.jpeg

2026-03-23 16:19:11 UTC

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@nprofile…xvdg I gotta keep my eye out for that!

2026-03-23 15:56:33 UTC

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@nprofile…xvdg If you played that blind for me 20 years ago and told me it was a Butthole Surfers album, I’d have believed it. I saw a reunion tour of Trad Gras Och Stenar in the early 2000s and they played in the living room of this hippy collective in Ocean Beach, Ca. They didn’t play any of the Parson Spund stuff, but it was mind bending all the same. They were all super old dudes but hung out, dranks beers and chatted in between these 20 minute jams.

2026-03-23 12:36:42 UTC

Just stopped at my favorite service stop on the way to Belgium called Peppenhoven, which I lovingly call "Peepeeheaven". Nice clean bathrooms at the half way point. Could have shampooed a water buffalo with what was stored up in my bladder. The toilet seats rotate under a stream of water and squeegee themselves clean. That's like rocket science for Germany.

2026-03-23 09:49:54 UTC

I think I've mentioned this in the past but since I'm listening to it now I want to mention that if you like psych music, Parson Sound is one of the greatest albums of the genre. No way this sounds like 1967. Ground zero for the genre.
https://youtu.be/ejMVSsQ2f3c

2026-03-23 09:37:20 UTC

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@nprofile…49d7 Answer: money.

2026-03-23 07:24:17 UTC

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@nprofile…3e6m Answer: money.

2026-03-22 22:16:24 UTC

What is “schadenfreude”? A tutorial.
https://youtu.be/5Eh10fw1wOE

2026-03-22 19:01:20 UTC

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@nprofile…wpnv @nprofile…7avl I like just a tiny bump, not a full blown teeth grinding!

2026-03-22 11:50:38 UTC

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@nprofile…d6sm Green Day sounds like that cock rock crossdressing band called Poison. They just put stickers on their guitars, spikes their hair and became an AR guy’s wet dream.

2026-03-22 11:40:48 UTC

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@nprofile…uk8k @nprofile…zc8z The people who do this should go start their own phpbb walled garden community of excellence, where they can go fuck off, away from the rest of us who don’t give a dimpled shit which instance you use.
The Mastodon HOA, who patrols looking for missing hashtags, alt-text and non-trunctaed YT links, can go fuck themselves in the face. Go back to moderating Reddit, blowhards.
So, there!

2026-03-22 11:31:22 UTC

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@nprofile…3e6m if you want the meeting to get really fkn funny, go in early and replace the whiteboard markers with similar looking permanent markers. Chief Executive Dipshit doesn’t know his ass from his elbow, much less the difference in marker tech. The real joy comes when he tries to wipe away his bullshit. Try not to laugh.

2026-03-22 11:25:37 UTC

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@nprofile…nlha Did it make you trip? Should I try it?

2026-03-22 11:25:08 UTC

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@nprofile…7avl Yep yep! Good to go over here, mang!

2026-03-22 11:24:35 UTC

Was it really necessary to know who Banksy is? Reuters just destroyed a dude’s entire career/life. For what? To sell ads around the article? Get “eyeballs” on the website? His anonymity was his entire brand, the art was the vessel. The world is pointing rockets at each other and Reutets needs this 10,000 word teardown of the guy? Fkn stupid.

2026-03-22 11:13:46 UTC

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@nprofile…7avl Update: it works! 2 tbsp tea has me up. Not “go wreck shit at the gym” levels, but I’d go mow my lawn if it weren’t forbidden to do so in this godforsaken time capsule I live in. Isn’t a psychosomatic thing… there’s a distinct warm feeling I haven’t experienced in decades that comes with it. More to come…

2026-03-22 10:28:01 UTC

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@nprofile…7avl as far as earthy teas go, this was way more tolerable, though that could have been due to small amount. Still leagues better than kratom and ASSwaghanda

2026-03-22 09:43:35 UTC

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@nprofile…7avl Let’s see! Not expecting it to be this easy!

2026-03-22 09:25:45 UTC

It’s here! Ma Huang stems, aka: ephedra sinica. Time for culinary science. From what I’ve read about making the tea, I think I have a good idea on how to ease my way into it in order to better understand how much would actually be an effective amount for my intended use. It’s also supposed to taste crazy foul, but it can’t be worse than kratom or ashwaghanda.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/272/103/995/679/508/original/c54f43b597f2a47c.jpeg

2026-03-21 18:10:51 UTC

I found a shortwave channel playing black metal music. Added that channel to memory! The announcers sound, possibly Polish, or somewhere in the eastern block. They’re interviewing the band now.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/268/503/462/916/193/original/9b2b2c3566cbb76f.mp4

2026-03-21 09:51:43 UTC

Fun show. All 4 bands played relatively short sets. Can tick Gorgoroth off the bucket list, but it wasn’t the “you’re going to hell for that” version of Gorgoroth. I don’t think that version can get away with it in 2026. Music was bombastic and good.
One of the opening acts, Lömsk (also an Ikea item, if you search for them) wore these gas mask outfits.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/266/539/936/159/332/original/3615efbd4535a554.jpeg
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/266/539/926/360/294/original/ca5ca50c837f6a00.jpeg

2026-03-19 21:59:00 UTC

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@nprofile…lse5 https://youtube.com/shorts/EXLKTAU61kM

2026-03-19 21:33:56 UTC

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@nprofile…lse5 Thanks for pointing that out. We need more proofreaders.

2026-03-19 19:56:26 UTC

It’s kind of weird that I’m laying here on my couch and in the air around me is a radion station from China that I can listen to if I tweak some electronics enough.

2026-03-19 18:14:36 UTC

Just watched a video of this dude that makes boiled burgers in Prairie Du Chien, Wisconsin. Was skeptical, but I’d try it. What really got me was putting horseradish sauce on the burger. How can I have never thought to do this? Definitely breaking out the homemade horsey sauce next burger grill-out.

2026-03-19 14:15:36 UTC

Seems the Six Sigma viral infection has hit the company I work for. That’s like a cult you can join through your HR department. Zero interest. Hit me up again when they create an “Away Team”. I’ll supply the applesauce. 🍎 💊 🍷
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/256/252/709/442/342/original/6483ce192148010f.jpeg

2026-03-19 13:46:32 UTC

Through no choice of my own, I have been migrated to the "New Outlook" and it fkn sucks.
That is all.

2026-03-19 06:37:19 UTC

China loves shortwave. So many channels. Found one that plays the massage parlor music soundtrack. I used to listen to shortwave as a kid with a radio a found in a car at the family scrap yard. Brings me back to a time when I had all my teef and no lower back pain! Simpler times.

2026-03-18 23:28:10 UTC

50% of a higher university degree should learning how to be a functioning adult that can be a useful member of society instead of cranking out losers like this redneck.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z7h6KhwtSRs

2026-03-18 23:22:14 UTC

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@nprofile…r0fu #griffin sighting

2026-03-16 17:41:04 UTC

Y’all see the 60 Minutes story on Havana Symdrome from a week ago? Holy shit!
https://youtu.be/C1jmAj9OUOs

2026-03-15 20:10:50 UTC

I went and saw the movie “Project Hail Mary” and it was fkn epic. I don’t want to spoil anything, but if you liked “The Martian”, then this ticks all the boxes. Super nerd scifi stuff without being a horror flick. I never read the book (will do so soon) and followed a friend’s advice and read nothing about the movie in advance.

2026-03-14 19:58:38 UTC

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It stars Reacher. Crazy as fuck!

2026-03-14 19:50:51 UTC

Watching a surprisingly great movie called “War Machine”. Took a bonkers twist! If you liked “Predator”, you’ll dig this.

2026-03-13 15:40:38 UTC

The Zurich Airport is really nice. The lazy fucks of Lufthansa went on another strike, so now I'm taking the long way home on SwissAir. Can't count this as having been to Switzerland though. Need an overnight to qualify. I can tick "get clown shoes zonked on kratom in Switzerland" off my list though! Nice lounge. Might go roaming to see if I can find some airport fondue.
I'd fire every fkn Lufthansa pilot. Strikes only hurt the customers. The company can dig in and eat the loss. Fuckers.

2026-03-10 23:06:17 UTC

This Pestilence song is rad. When the vocals come in it sounds like a witch stubbed her toes on the corner of the coffee table.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q_P4x1_YsP4

2026-03-10 14:42:10 UTC

Germany riffing on Avocado Toast. A rare moment of agreement with me!
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/205/401/902/516/393/original/eec2c000be39a427.jpeg

2026-03-10 13:27:51 UTC

There's people who congregate on the internet that are scared of Polaroid pictures of empty rooms. They call it "Liminal Spaces". Like, dude, it's an empty Blockbuster. Not a portal to hell. People are pretty fkn bored these days, apparently.
Here's a hallway to freak you the fuck out:
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/205/107/346/043/409/original/777a6c395415f185.jpeg

2026-03-10 13:17:03 UTC

I think wars would be shorter if there wasn't this silly idea of rules and conventions you had to follow. That just drags shit out.
"Ok, Genghis/Alexander, before you attack, make sure you treat your prisoners respectfully. No torture. Definitely don't kill kids. Leave it so they can rebuild later."
Lol. As if.

2026-03-10 13:11:03 UTC

Thought Frankfurt airport security was gonna straight up blow me after I walked through the xray machine today. Security Theater is back with a vengeance.

2026-03-10 08:43:15 UTC

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@nprofile…3wyz Neither are Oscary-worthy, but I don’t get to make those calls. That’s done by marketing firms with deep pockets.
What’s you’re saying is that by making, what is essentially the same story, racial, it’s better? That’s a weird take, but I’m glad you enjoyed the movie.

2026-03-10 08:23:46 UTC

Schools need to have mandatory courses in anti-phishing, starting while students are still young, and take repeated refresher tests until people can get it through their thick fucking skulls that nobody legitimate is going to be contacting them about *anything* of importance.
Messenger apps need to turn off “messages from people not in my contacts list” by default and make people pass a short anti-phishing quiz before being able to turn it on. It’s high time end users become more responsible.

2026-03-10 08:16:39 UTC

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@nprofile…wp2u I do this because I’m old and flying tends to gum up the pipes for whatever reason. Throw a soiled dildo in there and they won’t even open it beyond the xray.

2026-03-10 08:05:32 UTC

Have tickets to see Zeke in April over in Wiesbaden. Been a good 10+ years since I’ve seen them. We’d pile on the beers and pile into the car every time they came to San Diego. This will definitely be the first time I’ve seen them without the beers. Watched a couple recent clips and they’re as fast and tight as ever.
https://youtube.com/shorts/9ebSTMPzspo
🤘🏼🏁🤘🏼

2026-03-09 21:43:05 UTC

“Sinners” was a good movie. Not geat, but definitely good. I’ve watched it twice. It is just baffling to me, however, that this movie is up for an Academy Award for “Best Original Screenplay”. “Sinners” is a clone of “From Dusk Till Dawn”. And I’ll go on record and say FDTD was better and has better rewatch abilities. Jordan should get an oscar for his acting, but otherwise this movie wasn’t original by any means.

2026-03-09 16:23:29 UTC

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@nprofile…xmdp Being a Subgenius is my anti-religion. I’m in a cult, dammit! NXIVM doesn’t hold a candle to me, much less these antiquated religions led by uncaring gods who want to watch the world burn.
Go ahead, burn it. Give me SLACK or make me ash, but I know my place!
Saw a crazy video where burning fuel had gone into the sewers in Tehran and the streets were ablaze! Crazy shit in crazy times.
https://lemmy.world/post/43995080

2026-03-09 12:45:19 UTC

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@nprofile…xmdp A Game Of Fools. Just no dragons.

2026-03-09 12:36:23 UTC

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@nprofile…xmdp His wife got blown up too. Well, one of the wives. You have to assume that the Religion Of Peace allows him to enslave several wives. Comes in handy when one gets blown up with your terrorist dad.

2026-03-09 11:48:28 UTC

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@nprofile…nlha Meter maids are soulless cretins who spend day in and out making people miserable while generating revenue for the city. I've seen them follow someone around, as they looked for street parking, just to see if they did something to generate a ticket. You can't fight 'em (as in ass kicking) because they're fkn low level cops. Those mthrfkrs in San Diego have been known to skip the ticket and straight up call the tow trucks. Ass cancer to all of them.

2026-03-09 08:21:05 UTC

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@nprofile…nlha His dream of banging a bunch of virgins on a cloud is closer than ever to reality!