jovan
Jovan Milosevic

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2026-08-22 18:05:06 UTC

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You’re astroturfed on Twitter because you’re a fed.
You blew your cover because you’re a retard.

2026-08-20 17:36:17 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/6ed326f7bae48c3101fd2f493bbd74557b8a54541a8c843d3dfa8fbe84ad2479.gif

2026-08-20 17:32:57 UTC

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😆

2026-08-20 17:30:00 UTC

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Is this a parody account?

2026-08-20 17:26:18 UTC

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You could have just peed in the sea

2026-08-17 13:57:59 UTC

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Palestein is his kosher skin bleaching line that Hebrew is buying in a hostile takeover

2026-08-13 10:52:21 UTC

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You can’t have a functioning society without trust. Most of the problems we’re having today are due to our high-trust society breaking down after perhaps 1,000+ years.
I don’t think you can remove the need for trust. It’s not even feasible for any one person to know how to make “I, pencil”, let alone for everyone to verify how their cars or hardware wallets work.
A much lower bar is for us to be able to trust that our community leaders - most of whom are independently wealthy - wouldn’t be shilling a product for years without ponying up for some basic due diligence.

2026-08-13 01:19:57 UTC

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Idiotic, destructive take

2026-08-06 21:46:00 UTC

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Then Saif shows up looking like this, and literally says: “well that sucks about the ColdCard. Anyway I spent the last few hours studying this, and here’s the next thing I am suggesting.”
Nigga, you spent years shilling ColdCard. You should be wearing all black like at a funeral and crying and begging for forgiveness.
https://blossom.primal.net/7acb1ba574db02265205ce250ebc57c50c9b9ba7e51cec5aa3d28b4401d8590d.jpg

2026-08-05 01:13:56 UTC

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I was not lazy you dumb fuck.
I followed all the shit “the experts” told me. The fucking tutorials spent 10 minutes on 9V batteries. Nothing about dice.
If Bitcoin fails it will be because of “experts” like that and shitheads like you.
“Akshually you should have known”
No, no I shouldn’t have. Just like I should not know about every step involved in “I, Pencil”, I shouldn’t know about everything about Bitcoin. I should be able to get good reliable directions.
I’m happy I lost no sats, and I’m happy to be slowly leaving this shit community.

2026-08-02 18:29:24 UTC

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I’d love to hug my loved ones but I have to go toil in the field to pay for food now that magic internet money was stolen.

2026-08-02 18:25:18 UTC

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Barrick Gold

2026-08-02 17:26:16 UTC

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Yeah the “well duh you should have rolled dice but you were too lazy” is infuriating.
I spent a week moving sats from old software wallets to coldcard. I would have spent an hour rolling dice if their guide advised me to do so. Instead it’s just written in some obscure tweet reply by NVK.

2026-02-01 13:22:18 UTC

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You got me into this mess, you get me out!
Are you going to ask your straight doctor how to slip your wife antibiotics without her noticing?
Or your crooked pimp friend who must have done this kind of stuff before.

2026-02-01 06:57:50 UTC

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You’ll marry a dude

2026-02-01 06:50:14 UTC

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You know there’s a lot of collisions in that tree, right? Probably more than 20%

2025-08-24 14:04:26 UTC

all Art is Proof of Work

2025-02-10 22:22:21 UTC

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Let Canadians have the wallet or let us change the country in our profile since I suddenly moved out of Canada anyway

2025-02-05 01:44:38 UTC

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🤮

2025-02-05 01:10:22 UTC

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In reality most losers are losers for a reason, and helping them rarely works.

2025-02-05 00:58:29 UTC

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🤮

2025-02-05 00:58:01 UTC

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🤮

2025-02-04 12:29:44 UTC

Nostr is boring

2025-01-25 17:01:32 UTC

Fuck Mars, can Elon make me a BBQ Lighter that works?

2025-01-02 17:22:43 UTC

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2024-12-22 04:23:38 UTC

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Boomer cons are at least stupid. But ZeroHedge is full of boomer libertarian goldbugs who really have no excuse for calling it “tulips” for over ten years

2024-12-22 04:16:57 UTC

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He was there when it hit $1k, $10k, $100k. It will be the same at $1M. Till he dies of old age

2024-12-12 00:55:01 UTC

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It’s been years and it still makes me happy every time I think of it.
https://m.primal.net/MrHZ.jpg

2024-12-09 14:42:46 UTC

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Get with it, people
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outdoor_wood-fired_boiler
https://m.primal.net/MrHZ.jpg

2024-12-04 19:24:09 UTC

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Most boomers won’t get into Bitcoin until they find out that it’s the one asset you can take with you to the grave.

2024-04-03 20:45:53 UTC

No-Coiner: prefers Bitcoin Bear Market, because it’s a magic internet scam.
Coiner: prefers Bitcoin Bull Market.
Maximalist: prefers Bitcoin Bear Market, because he needs to buy more.