WhiteCatTamer

I don’t know what I’m doing, either.

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WhiteCatTamer_at_mastodon.online@mostr.pub

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2024-09-08 01:07:14

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@npub1dts…6798 He doesn’t deserve to be played by an actress of her calibre.

2024-09-02 20:56:28

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@npub1f2z…kh0y Men everywhere shocked to find out that women can hold between 860-18,000 mAh in one boob alone.

2024-08-30 02:25:07

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@npub1uw8…88kr Hey. So.
They have an application page where you can upload 10 MB files.
Might be a pretty easy way to figure out if they’re having a chuckle or not, huh?

2024-08-19 00:38:48

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@npub1dts…6798 Only if you can throw the lever into reverse so you can go over the billionaires a few times.

2024-08-15 03:32:05

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@npub153s…cvd9 I would like to see these tea strainers!

2024-07-30 18:19:41

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@npub1ugh…92hc …what do you think vaccines are?

2024-07-08 17:39:30

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 No no, it was my fault for not checking the context; I had assumed you were responding to the comment you’d favorited. I’ll (hopefully) remember to check next time.
All good. :)

2024-07-07 20:24:50

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 Derp; thought you were referencing the screenshots I took of the titles of Walther’s article on the NYT site.
I hadn’t seen these screenshots of Walther’s voting record.

2024-07-07 18:28:44

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 I took those screenshots right before I posted, so I think that one title had already been edited.

2024-07-07 17:23:58

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@npub1typ…c8hh I’d ask you to post a greatest hits list, but I know it doesn’t have any.
Perhaps “most gutwrenching sentences”.

2024-07-07 14:22:59

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@npub128a…lww3 Oh good. Better than me; I often don’t remember to do a tick check after bouncing around in the woods for a while. But then I’m always in jeans so that’d be a QUITE determined tick!

2024-07-07 14:01:34

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@npub128a…lww3 Oh jeez, I hope you’re not in a Lyme disease area.

2024-06-28 22:54:21

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 If you treat one as a candidate and one as a force of nature, there’s no point in criticizing the latter for the shitshow we’re in.
But that’s the very problem. They’re both candidates.

2024-06-22 21:50:21

Some lovely and delicate daisies from today’s hike. #Bloomscrolling
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/662/453/404/069/723/original/182b6a977c1cee90.jpeg

2024-06-22 19:38:26

Couldn’t get to a pesky bugbite on my back while hiking so I honest to God used a tree to scratch it and let me tell you: Baloo knows what’s up.

2024-06-10 20:39:01

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@npub18h3…9058 This is why you carry cash, because no one who receives a cash tip is going to put that up to be taxed, but they have no choice if it’s on a card.

2024-06-05 04:15:03

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@npub1xxt…f2tp We need a book club bot of this wherein it posts chunks of text that decrease over time as the author’s perception of time increases.

2024-06-03 14:06:52

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@npub10jk…dpae Unidentified Fictitious Operator

2024-06-02 22:57:46

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@npub1zak…d6uu Chic-Fil-A is for people who want a Southern fried chicken joint run and frequented by white people who fear joy.

2024-06-02 17:47:49

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@npub1ev2…nnd3 Silly biker, don’t you know patriotism is stored in the number of wheels?
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/548/274/593/324/420/original/d3ffe54dd7b407c9.jpeg

2024-05-30 21:38:56

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@npub1kmn…8cg8 Probably muttering something nasty about activist judges while doing so.

2024-05-23 19:39:54

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@npub1hq5…qqsd In Donnie’s world, treating him the same as everyone else IS treating him unfairly.

2024-05-21 22:41:27

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Have they taken it down yet?
All the fingerpointing means fuck all if they continue to use it.

2024-05-19 17:42:35

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@npub1k6h…0wx7 Staring Bear on the Sixth Stair.
And last night it was at the foot of the stairs.

2024-05-19 16:56:26

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@npub1k6h…0wx7 I am a bad person, because I would 100% secretly move that around the house at night and act surprised when finding it in a new location.

2024-05-18 03:06:30

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@npub18uh…7xlx “Pre-distressed” is how I show up to parties.
Hahahaha, that’s a lie: I don’t get invited to parties.

2024-05-14 01:33:21

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 And just after praising Hannibal Lecter, too.

2024-05-13 07:00:58

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@npub1c57…awu5 You can also use them to write up grocery lists but I suspect that wasn’t the original point of them.

2024-05-12 16:42:46

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@npub1xwc…ze8u How do you get it started after a full stop? Do you have to stop near a stepping stone to get back on it?

2024-05-11 04:54:29

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@npub18yv…xxyn I feel like freeing up all the hedge fund managers to do other things with their gobs of cash would result in them inventing something even worse than stocks…somehow.

2024-05-10 00:37:24

Baking pro-tip: if you didn’t plan on baking and so did not pre-soften your butter and you are baking NOW, if you get the butter out and then search “how to soften butter quickly” and then click on “why butter has to be soft” and then on links about how different fat contents and temperatures affect the size and stability of the air bubbles and on and on and on, the butter will be sufficiently soft by the time you remember what you were doing.

2024-03-12 22:01:38

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 Horses scare me. ;____;