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I actually used to cover the bottom of the tub with shampoo or conditioner and slide around and they never understood why we ran out of stuff so fast
https://blossom.ditto.pub/6d787641bcbc428a8e8ebcdece5ddba685b81038564578f747e4cdeb8e960c32.jpeg

2026-08-13 16:50:28 UTC

https://blossom.ditto.pub/273749f65117ffbd8b6c06c88e96eba01cfede4ccd93130aaf95157fc72911d2.jpeg
#meme #memestr

2026-08-12 21:31:13 UTC

https://blossom.ditto.pub/5f8427c4ed5241bba253e54206077f53aaf51bb063bf6950b5b361ca415fe99a.jpeg

2026-08-12 18:36:10 UTC

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The earth is shaped like a donkey, specifically the Donkey from Shrek, I'm tired of the flat earthers lying to people

2026-08-12 05:07:06 UTC

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French Canadian I'll accept because the Canadian waters down the French enough that it's acceptable (the language is still annoying) but full French... Nah get 'em out of here lol.

2026-08-12 04:43:30 UTC

My pretend hatred of the French no one but me finds it funny and I've been running this same bit for like 10 years or something 😂

2026-08-10 06:02:18 UTC

I've been called a socialist and a communist in the past for saying maybe companies shouldn't be able to screw everyone over for profit. If that makes me a communist then play the Soviet national anthem and watch these dance moves real quick.
(I'm not a communist and I don't like communism to be very clear, I just don't think corporations should be allowed to screw the people)

2026-08-10 02:16:56 UTC

I applied to a job a few days ago, hoping to get a response this week sometime. The pay is decent and the benefits are decent so seems nice also 4 days on 3 days off, sounds nice to me.

2026-08-10 02:04:27 UTC

Im only going to continue lightning zapping until my wallet runs dry then when it's out I'll just be doing onchain zaps and payment targets I think, I'm kinda annoyed with lightning if I'm honest.

2026-08-10 00:39:21 UTC

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Shotgun

2026-08-09 20:51:10 UTC

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*opens fridge*
"Milk"
*closes fridge*

2026-08-09 20:49:14 UTC

I sometimes open the fridge, say one of the items in the fridge out loud then close the door and move on.

2026-08-08 19:28:58 UTC

Boomers: I hate my wife!
Other Boomers: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All the other generations: 🤨😮😢

2026-08-07 04:59:51 UTC

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I just played it for a few mins, I would say the movement feels a bit slippery but other than that it doesn't seem to bad, I can see why a kid would like it for sure and it has the upbeat music in the background playing so, that's also something kids are all about.

2026-08-07 04:49:37 UTC

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Im gonna have to play this just because it's weird looking lol

2026-08-07 04:47:21 UTC

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Never heard of this, I'm looking it up now

2026-08-07 04:24:17 UTC

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It's a platformer game of the same vein of the Mario and Sonic however rather than having mushrooms that make you bigger or speed like Sonic, Ristar has hands and grabs and swings himself around obstacles.

2026-08-07 04:20:52 UTC

Ristar is better than Sonic and I'm not sorry I said it.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/08fae07d52fad3f1868c2f212dbd985176f0ba9661b1acbc067b453d3a884435.jpeg

2026-08-05 07:56:35 UTC

You can just sleep 💤

2026-08-04 22:48:52 UTC

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Yes

2026-08-04 21:05:01 UTC

If you use an emulator and use save states in a game that didn't originally have save states and you beat the game, did you cheat? To specify more, I mean saving at the beginning of a level or something not saving every time you get past something hard.

2026-08-03 23:48:35 UTC

Those of you who have played Dreamcast or emulated Dreamcast what is your favorite game on the system?
#asknostr #gamestr

2026-08-03 03:07:34 UTC

I use #ditto because nostr should be fun.

2026-08-02 18:54:52 UTC

https://blossom.ditto.pub/60b28cc88d74351692f4c43f674bb255a9818d48224817b8a37290b12f529815.jpeg
#meme #memestr

2026-08-02 17:30:47 UTC

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Same

2026-08-02 17:21:09 UTC

What's for lunch?

2026-08-02 01:10:56 UTC

Alright I don't feel like dying over and over again right now 😂
#nevent1q…rehl

2026-08-02 00:59:25 UTC

I'm gonna go play Shinobi 3, brb :2733:

2026-08-01 23:09:25 UTC

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Is this a based jailbroken switch or normal switch?

2026-08-01 14:36:37 UTC

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Idk I've never seen him before

2026-08-01 14:29:48 UTC

GM note

2026-08-01 01:37:20 UTC

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On it. I don't even have a dog but somebody is about to have a corn dog

2026-08-01 01:12:43 UTC

How much corn must you feed a dog to have a corn dog? Why am I the only one asking the hard hitting questions?

2026-07-31 20:36:41 UTC

I blame Obama for this Coinkite issue.

2026-07-31 17:57:45 UTC

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Fair, I understand.

2026-07-31 17:31:13 UTC

Why is everyone so narcissistic?

2026-07-31 05:58:59 UTC

https://blossom.ditto.pub/4d3304bd49b01b0f30a773a72868ccf3e03081216e7de8b69964b65254f5fc5c.jpeg

2026-07-31 04:00:58 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/1489e5e373be2d20f54be550f1d698b5063bab748d966da2e08c263d053fe02c.mp4

2026-07-31 03:51:46 UTC

Streets of Rage 2 is probably my favorite "beat 'em up" game of all time. Quite fun, challenging enough, I still haven't beaten it lol but I've made it pretty far.

2026-07-30 23:40:52 UTC

Nostr has been pretty boring for me the past few days. Slow feed, nothing of interest. Maybe I should follow some new people.

2026-07-30 15:10:13 UTC

Ground beef implies underground beef and even beef of the air.

2026-07-30 02:35:17 UTC

A dang bot will hadouken 314 times in a row with no shame 😂
Old games are brutal with the input reading and the spam.
#nevent1q…5mgx

2026-07-30 02:08:40 UTC

Maybe I'm just way worse than I used to be at Street Fighter but I can't even beat the first CPU 😂
I just got annihilated 4x in a row. Dang dude.

2026-07-30 00:36:16 UTC

:newgrounds-15::newgrounds-15::newgrounds-15:
https://blossom.ditto.pub/da35137966c4418c8e06b5ef8c9cc68d1af312b838f268be7a510567710f44bb.mp4

2026-07-29 23:54:33 UTC

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Happy for you two, another 20 ahead!

2026-07-29 21:50:06 UTC

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I don't really like celebrating it, sure someone remembering and saying "Happy Birthday" is nice but other than that I don't need all the get together and the cake and gifts and all that. If anything just a get together minus the whole gifts and stuff I would much prefer.

2026-07-29 20:51:22 UTC

Half of my family acts like birthdays are the most important thing of all time and the other half acts like normal people just says "Happy Birthday" then move on with their life lol. I like those people better.

2026-07-29 18:30:48 UTC

Got this in the mail today, it feels nice. Setting it up on Linux is pretty easy as well. I need to play with it more before recommending it but so far, no complaints.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/a8e6b6b4d9327189ffc999a9440fb789d9c193d04a21650af38377d60513b27c.png

2026-07-29 16:28:37 UTC

Ever year I get closer to old and I already feel old, but I'm not technically old yet. I say this but I don't even know what age is considered old.

2026-07-29 01:20:03 UTC

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You should make a Where's Mitch book kinda like Where's Waldo.

2026-07-28 04:38:31 UTC

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Back* not bad lol

2026-07-28 04:34:54 UTC

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I feel ya, I did something to my bad in my dang sleep and it's hurt for like a week now, better than it was at the start but still not fully recovered.

2026-07-27 08:27:35 UTC

If you can only have one type of cheese for the rest of your life which one are you choosing?

2026-07-26 23:55:15 UTC

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Twitter now on Nostr? Well, Primal I guess is that...

2026-07-26 23:17:42 UTC

What if instead of a new kind on nostr we were just kind on nostr? Few.

2026-07-26 08:29:54 UTC

I'm considering buying one of these, not sure which one yet. Any of you use these controllers?
https://blossom.ditto.pub/a8e6b6b4d9327189ffc999a9440fb789d9c193d04a21650af38377d60513b27c.png
https://blossom.ditto.pub/d79079b3a9d163adcf609126c6ce3d237e1d0fda9a2e3682d8a795af53cd8ae2.png
https://blossom.ditto.pub/47a877a84fef1a184abb9d9cbf14e6490a1e3c83fd6c5fa137a15116b49e6edb.png
https://blossom.ditto.pub/a7e841cdbfb78b25049f1c25fbe222966092d4186d1816c624ce4c9bb6581452.png

2026-07-26 01:54:04 UTC

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https://blossom.ditto.pub/407e7b1250c4f559bdb7a68001e43f8318ae8bd1c69e233524313ab9cd4816a5.mp4

2026-07-26 01:24:00 UTC

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During the day it's fine, it's too late for it now.

2026-07-26 01:20:07 UTC

Me: I'll sit outside and play some retro games on my laptop.
Me 1 min after sitting down outside: This was a bad idea *mosquitoes all over me*

2026-07-25 22:41:37 UTC

You can try a digital version of the game here.
https://4otsmfvlhe6281dq29zvswb1kfn1w2xn24ud14lus11ctx522ucrownfall.nsite.run/
#naddr1qv…0673

2026-07-25 03:28:37 UTC

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I'm a very simple man, I see root beer and I'm happy

2026-07-25 03:05:25 UTC

I made a playing card game. I want to test it some more before I make it public. But think blackjack meets a RPG battle. (I mean role playing game to be clear not rocket propelled grenade) No explosives are used to play this game. At least not this version, expansion pack maybe? Lol

2026-07-23 20:37:56 UTC

If I went outside and played retro games on my laptop does that still count as touching grass?

2026-07-23 16:46:15 UTC

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Do-nitos I like the sound of that lol

2026-07-23 16:39:22 UTC

:newgrounds-15:
https://blossom.ditto.pub/e48afbb19a614d7c8793bd194bc178af0d7fa90c5c9eba655a3981cb1faeeb8e.jpeg

2026-07-23 06:30:25 UTC

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It's funny but very gross

2026-07-23 06:06:39 UTC

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Dude you're an absolute savage :newgrounds-15:

2026-07-23 05:26:56 UTC

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And I thought butterflies were just gay moths but it turns out moths might just be gay butterflies.

2026-07-23 05:16:26 UTC

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Literally pretend he didn't even see me and just went towards the light

2026-07-23 05:15:05 UTC

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He punked out and left

2026-07-23 05:07:38 UTC

I just stood up and got into fighting position at a little after midnight now and asked a moth if it wanted these hands because it was in my room unexpectedly. How's your night going? 😆

2026-07-22 22:17:30 UTC

I didn't say GM, but I can say G'Afternoon

2026-07-21 17:33:02 UTC

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I heard they were on the moon engaged in space combat with Nazis

2026-07-20 04:46:16 UTC

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Huh? Never even heard of that

2026-07-20 03:12:34 UTC

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Hell doesn't have A/C? Sounds like Europe 🤣
Sorry I had to do it 🤣

2026-07-20 03:11:49 UTC

Tell me a retro game that's not stupidly difficult and is something you can reasonably beat in a couple days of on and off playing.
#asknostr

2026-07-20 00:18:12 UTC

I've been trying to get this to work, but it's not working. I'm probably just missing something but has anyone else got this working before?
#nevent1q…qg2u

2026-07-19 23:17:50 UTC

I just learned about Nostr64, interesting for the gamers out there https://nostr64.com/

2026-07-19 17:51:06 UTC

https://blossom.ditto.pub/dcad6eee7d272668755605d428e2aa6f5440f1c68d7f4abe20f1846d88738a7e.png
#nevent1q…jgdm

2026-07-19 17:47:03 UTC

A note from Ditto in Din!

2026-07-19 05:30:00 UTC

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BRO, this is insane but in a good way. :newgrounds-3:
Linux based I would assume?

2026-07-19 00:57:11 UTC

Testing something

2026-07-18 21:36:44 UTC

https://blossom.ditto.pub/997632a44c6f10cbbfc9a72eb97c69a031d02a31a33e2a7c7077b1a09b84017c.jpeg

2026-07-18 21:15:11 UTC

I remember when people on nostr would spam post lightning invoices and everyone blocked those people, well I did. Twas awhile ago though.

2026-07-18 17:24:30 UTC

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I LOVE BISCUITS AND GRAVY

2026-07-18 16:31:14 UTC

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It's actually not reached me yet but yeah that stuff sucks, I had to work construction a few years back in that crap, it was horrible

2026-07-18 16:26:08 UTC

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You could just go outside and breathe in Canada just to show them what it means to be an American man with them big boy lungs.

2026-07-18 16:17:38 UTC

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Cracker Barrel?

2026-07-18 15:40:52 UTC

The federal government doesn't want you to know this, but you can just say GM on nostr, and they can't stop you. They fear GM.

2026-07-18 07:57:22 UTC

GN Nostr

2026-07-18 06:50:36 UTC

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Mind your business that's why!
Jk, uh honestly because everything else sucks.

2026-07-18 06:41:57 UTC

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https://blossom.ditto.pub/0cb7af9a21b9e0fe2e82e884b8f9317371fb38757377aa7ab0ffedfee8cfe359.gif

2026-07-18 06:17:22 UTC

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It's my favorite for sure!

2026-07-18 04:12:43 UTC

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That's supposed to say someone but my brain doesn't doubt check, I just sent it lol

2026-07-18 04:12:09 UTC

If you throw pepper at some they can't claim it's a salt, well I guess they can but they are going to look stupid.

2026-07-18 01:11:15 UTC

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Yes, same situation here lol

2026-07-18 01:09:49 UTC

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I hope that judge trips and falls in front of his family and feel stupid after saying something like that.

2026-07-18 01:08:28 UTC

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Decentralized air is the way after all

2026-07-18 00:28:13 UTC

The worst part of living in the south in the US is taking a shower and getting out of the shower and instantly being drenched in sweat again

2026-07-17 23:32:36 UTC

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I support this :newgrounds-15: